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eemcintyre · 9 months

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“Hollow Point” (1996) review

Even though it will be futile for me to truly put into words just how much I loved this movie and the intense feelings I have for it 😩💖👏🏻

Ok so one of the stars of this movie is Nani from “Lilo and Stitch”??? :OOOO

The immaculate visual of her standing on the streets in the bridal gown and YELLING with a gun in her hand and her white sneaks on 😆✨🤌🏻

The second that Thomas rolled up in the car like that and we had like 3 botched capture attempts I knew we were in for a good time, but I never could have anticipated that was only the beginning

When Tia took off that hair extension tho- like we were already on thin ice and then the jUMP SCARE 😬🫣🤨

WHEN THE FJUCKNIG COFFIN YEETS OUT OF THE BACK OF THE HEARSE; what a visual

When he would muss up his hair after taking his lil beanie off 🥺

I too would like to be headlocked by him like that 🥺🥲😩

Idk who said that. weird 🙃

"That's my crotch gun- don't touch"

"I look good, huh?" "Stunning."

The Thomas opera content I’ve been waiting for is IN 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 HOUSE 👏🏻

Donald: "You know, this was a very impressive event, but I'm numb. I don't feel anything" *as a police station is aflame in the background and he clutches his Ziploc bag of carrots*

Granted, I’ve not seen many Donald Sutherland movies ("The Hunger Games" and "Fool’s Gold," mainly) but I will still declare that this is my favorite performance of his by far; if I could ever experience the levels of serotonin that this man obviously experienced while playing this role ✨

He's also dressed like a history professor throughout- y'all ever seen an assassin with argyle socks?

He and Thomas are *very closely* tied for best character

"You’re right- the man that picks up that jar of mustard is the man of my dreams” 💕

"How could you possibly get six women to marry you????"

THE IMMACULATE GOLF CART SCENE- FROM THEM ARGUING AS THEY CALMLY ROLL ALONG TO JOHN’S STRATEGICALLY PLACED FKIN BERET TO THEM ALL WHIPPING OUT GUNS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND POOR EXASPERATED JOHN LIKE “GOOD GOD, BUT THE QUALITY TIME AND ACTIVITIES?? WHY CAN’T THE SQUAD GET ALONG??” 😤😭😂

Donald sitting in a sauna in a full suit outfit with a towel over his head like a shepherd

My two idiots shooting each other’s bulletproof vests and launching each other into the air; I ain’t seen such gorgeous gorgeous enemies-to-lovers goodness since “Far and Away” (the ultimate) 💌

A resounding 9/10; Ultimate Action Movies had it right when they said "the most underrated action comedy of the 90s... perhaps the most overlooked action comedy of all time"

#thomas ian griffith #hollow point #hollow point 1996 #tia carrere #90s movies #movie review #film review

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thatpunkmaximoff · 10 months

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[Book Two of Four]

Story: 5 out of 5 Smut: 4 out of 5

The banter, the bickering, the groveling.. I loved it all.

It’s been a while since I’ve read regular romance (lol) and so far this series has proven to be just what I needed. It’s just so lighthearted. The drama/heartbreak thankfully doesn’t last too long, and the issues that don’t involve the love interest leave you feeling so bad for the characters.

In this book, John Logan is an adorable human being and his issues at home break your heart a little for him. Fortunately for him, he’s got Grace to hold his hand.

Now enjoy my ramblings..

* Damn. Dude has been pining for six months over Hannah. I’m glad his other friend called him out and told him to move on.

* Lol aww Grace. She’s so awkward I love her already.

* Lmao. That fooling around was awkward as fuck. Poor babies 😂

* His ego was really fucking bruised lol.

* Oh god. He ate the kitty and then became awkward as fuck what is wrong with him 🤣

* Okay so I’m not liking Ramona. At all. Just because you’re jealous doesn’t give you the right to treat your friend like shit.

* Damn. Logan cut a shit deal with his brother to look over their dad. Idk how he does it.

* Happy birthday, Grace lmao.

* Ugh. I hate mean girls. Especially jealous puck bunnies. Screw Piper!

* I mean.. at least he told her before they had sex..? 🤷🏻‍♀️

* Aww. Hannah made him talk about his “crush” on her, only it’s not a crush! And he seriously messed up with Grace 😬

* Fuck Ramona. Piece of shit best friend.

* Aww. She left for Italy and left Logan pining 😏 Make. Him. Grovel.

* Dude has it bad lol. He’s gotta work for that date.

* Shiittttt. Grace is going on a date with someone who isn’t Logan 👀

* They kissed! They kissed when she’s on a date with another dude 😂

* Logan is so wholesome, I want him lol.

* He became bros with the dude crushing on Grace, and now that dude is stepping down 🤣🤣🤣

* “Please. Tell me what’ll it take for you to go out with me, and I’ll do it. I’ll do anything.” // “Anything?” // “Anything, gorgeous. Absolutely anything.” — well this is going to be interesting.

* Lmao. The red velvet chaise lounge 😂 omg.

* Aww. They went on a date. And it was good!

* Ass shenanigans lol.

* Aww. He met the mom. And scared the fuck out of Grace by pretending he was still talking to the mom and telling her all about the ass shenanigans.

* A whole weekend together 😏 We know what’s going to go down.

* Aww. He met her dad and they hit it off!

* And fuck Logan’s father. I do not like him or this deal Logan has with his brother. It’s so unfair.

* Ramona would be dumb enough to get herself in that situation with hockey players she doesn’t know. I hate that Grace is such a good person because I wouldn’t have been after all that Ramona has done.

* Oh god. He broke down in front of Grace’s dad and now I’m crying 😭

* “No. I’m not listening to this bullshit anymore. I’m going to leave you to your sulking, and maybe when you’re finished with your one man pity party, we can actually have a rational conversation. And just in case my reaction to your idiocy didn’t make it clear where I stand with us, then let me spell it out for you. I love you, you stupid jackass.”

* Awww. The grand gesture to win her back 🥹

* Thank fuck Logan’s father came to his senses.

* Awww. They made it on the Bruins team 🥰

#off campus series #the mistake #elle kennedy #booktok review #book review #john logan #grace ivers #hockey romance

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pandasized-crevice · 2 years

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MY FRESH JUST WATCHED KINNPORSCHE EP 14 THOUGHTS

are y’all freaking ready cus I’m not😭

back at the house okok

Ig after he remembers he’ll go get Korns headass?

Vegas looks so innocent and sweet just then

As you should protect pete!!!!

OH PORSCHE IS REMEMBERING

Baby chay!! 🥺so cute

PHOENIX TATTOO ORGINS

Bitch im gonna cry DEADASS

OH WE THERE THE WHOLE TIME🕴🏻

I’m scared Porsche is gonna shoot Korn on accident and kinns gonna come in at that moment

OH KINN IS HERE

Tell them the ACTUAL TRUTH KORN

Say sike we can’t be c o u s i n s 🕴🏻

SIDEBAR:Everyone was so quick to be like omg they’re cousins as if Korn would let them be together/bring them together if they were actually blood related

There it is:foster sister

GUN YOU FUCKER

W H A T NO😦

OH SHIT KORN HAVING A STROKE

Kinn don’t look at him like that🤨

ALL THE BROTHERS FINALLY

it would be their dad nearly dying that brings them together

wait…😶

WAIT😬

KORN DIED?!?OH SHIT I THOUGHT HE’D PULL THROUGH

oh kinn THAT DAMNED RING BRO

YOU SHOULDVE DIED GUN (he better die on god)

wait poisoned?i thought the stress of the truth got him…..🤨

His dad dead and he can’t even mourn DAMNED MAFIA LIFE

Porsche my boy☹️

Hey girlies💃🕺

All these whores underestimating my boy 😤

YUHHH MAFIA LEADER KINN THINGS

oh lord there goes the minor families boys

Vegas in the tan suit🥵

pause:are vegas pants like flared? thats giving

Wait if Chan dies……😶

OH TELL HIM CHAN

Chan you are so cool sir🗣🧎‍♀️

ITS STARTING WHORES ITS STARTING

🚨THE MAFIA SHOW IS MAFIAING🚨🔫

NO CHAN I WAS JUST KIDDING NOOOO

DAMNIT SOMEONE BETTER END GUN DEADASS

one last smoke i salute you chan🫡

GOOD LORD MY BOYS

POL NO YALL CAN'T TAKE POL TOO

FUCK THEM UP KINNPETE

PORSCHE PLEASE PULL UP SOON

YESSSS OUR BOY IS HERE

FUCK YES DUDE OMG

kinns "porsche" AYAHAHAH

THIS QUEEN GO GIRL YESS

it time hoes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM ON YOUR SIDE AHAHAHhAHAHFHBDRJ.FJKRHFNJERHNER ER

🗣YESSSSSSSS THE GUN SPINNING🗣

KINN PLEASE🫣😳😏

FINALLY FREEFALL WITH KINNPORSCHE

*the woman was too in awe & stunned to speak*

CRAP KINN GET UP

NO PORSCHE FUCK YOU VEGAS

pete NOWS YOUR TIME WHERE ARE YOU

NOT PORSCHE NOT THE HEART

um.....🤨🕴🏻

TANKHUN?!?!

YESSS MY KING ARM DOES IT AGAIN🫶

ERIKA YOU ARE A QUEEN

YESSSSS GO GIRL🫶

HEY CHAY

hair dye product placement nice nice

AHAHA KIM IS THERE TO PROTECT CHAY

FUCK THEM UP KIM YESSS

his face dude 😂

chay just chilling while kim fighting for their lives💀

kim the badass you are🧎‍♀️

NO NOT ERIKA😦😩

no fuck you,you killed my parents

OOOOOOH WHAT😯

NO FUCKING WAY 😦

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK😧

these fools i stg

PETE!!!!!!!!!GET HIM PETE FR

shiiiiiit🫢

OHHH MY GOD

SAY FUCKING SIKE RN

HE'S ALIVE?!??????!!!!!dude what the fuck

NO FUCKING WAY

YALL ARE SHITTING ME

SHE'S A L I V E?!?!

dude once again WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

W O W

DUDE WHATS THE ACTUAL FUCKING TRUTH

man i'd shoot korn anyway,just a little🤏

oh hey vegas

your dad was trash vegas highkey better this way

AND IF VEGAS SHOOTS KORN WHAT THEN🧍🏻

pete don't leave NOO PETE STAY WITH US

bro im crying

damn that was an all day fight huh

bitch im sobbing

*THE WOMAN WAS TOO FUCKING STUNNED TO SPEAK WTF*

WHAT?! PORSCHE MAFIA LEADER ERA?!😮

oh so chay didn't know kim was there?typical

OOOOOH YEAH PORSCHE HEAD OF MINOR FUCKING FAMILY LOOK HIM ASHHEK.FIWRN🫡👏

NOT THE TRASITION TO WHEN HE FIRST GOT TO THE HOUSE😭

HE. IS.SO.FUCKING.F I N E😳

yall see their fucking rings bitch im levitating

THESE BITCHES ARE SO HOT POWER FUCKING COUPLE BITCH

TANKHUN AND TAY YES!!!!!!!

yes and pol is okay thank god

hey chay what goes on

THIS IS THE LOOKING AT HIS PHONE AND CRYING SCENE

ITS KIM SINGING WHY DONT YOU FUCKING STAY!?HIS CONFESSION TO CHAY😭

jeff fucking it up rn AS HE SHOULD YUH

OH WE ON DA BOAT

tankhun getting emotional i love him you honor

porsche not that type of surprise girl💀😏

dude just....apo is so fucking gorgeous who allowed this

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MILE

porsche smacking kinns ass is something i never knew i needed

kinn bartender era!

kinn is so fucking cheesy

BOTH OF THEM ARE THE HAND KISS PLS

I KNEW VEGAS HOE ASS WAS ALIVE

you can't kill the devil that easily😈

become one? sounds like a marriage proposal

dude i fucking love them so.much

tankhun just like me fr

their mom deserved so much better☹️

this is heartbreaking 😭

PETE MY BOY

the last glimpse we see of macau and he's asleep

WHY YOU THINK GIRL

bro stop look at them 😭just a little family fr☹️🫶

WHAT A FUCKING ROLLARCOASTER MAN. but it was an honor to ride it with yall my fellow kinnporschers🫡

#cellulars fjwkpt #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #thai series #thai bl series #kinnporsche finale #kinnporsche ep14 #i love kinnporsche #I’m gonna miss them dude😭#season two when pls & thx

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caizen · 3 years

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tagged by @citrussweetie !! this looks so fun omg and ur question's really interesting too AH my answers are so long too ah i talk too much (and somewhat personal) LOL under the cut again<3

jin's part contains jjk spoilers so beware!! (he's a spoiler himself but whatever JDJS)

her question: Which specific romantic tropes do you imagine for your selfship/s, and why? Have you experienced this / do you think you would you be able to handle it IRL?

choso ~

enemies to friends to knowing we like e/o but never getting tgt bc of circumstances LMAO my parents are extremely strict and they won't like him at all 😭 they're gonna disown me if they find out i'm in love with him BUT unless they find out how they choso's family-oriented and how nicely he treats his brothers, they might give him a chance. but knowing my family they judge by looks so it's alr a pass for them if they don't get to know his personality first 🙄 also, lots of yearning and pining!! i've never experienced it bc ive never been in a rs before and i think i'd be able to handle it kind of? like i would cry about it and it'd scar me if it doesn't work out but i'll be partly very slightly fine (it hurts me thinking bt it rn)

geto suguru ~

for the soft part of us two, married high school sweethearts, best friends to lovers with a LOT of pining and yearning <3 no explanation needed its all in my geto fics. another trope is probably the forbidden love type 😬 my relatives would think he's troublesome with how his looks and would think that he's going to be the reason i get in trouble and do illegal/dangerous stuff with when irl we would never do that stuff. if he does, i wouldnt be interested in the first place but if i still like him that way then honestly we would just runaway. that's the trope. runaway lovers that seem intimidating and scary but are actually really nice and warm. never experienced it. for the hs sweethearts yeah i'd def be able to handle it but for the runaway lovers? it's going to mess me up so bad and i'm going to need therapy (i'm willing to try for him though. and i also wanna try running away too anyway♡)

itadori jin ~ (spoilers-ish but then jin is a spoiler himself lmao)

sigh....honestly at this point @sukirichi 's fic is getting to me and i'm just gonna say my trope with jin would be that fic. i can't imagine anything else. we r both softies, so instead of florist and tattoo artist i'm going to say florist and baker because why not. also the don't be fooled with how they look type. he would look all soft and nice but there are stuff u wouldn't expect him to do or be i won't elaborate (go read/listen to juju sanpo audio. i cant believe its a surprise to me but i just didnt expect it LMAO) meanwhile i'd look so intimidating and scary (do u see the woman/yuji's mom from 143? we're kind of similar, just more intimidating sigh) but i'm aclly extremely sensitive and fragile. never tried this, and i'm certain i can handle this. this would be so warm and sweet too. i want this.

kamo noritoshi ~

enemies to being each other's home. specifically as classmates,, we'd be fighting to be the top student of class or who's better and annoy e/o so much but indirectly. it'd be similar to shirogane and shinomiya. i could give up the top student title for him but i'm too competitive and i hate disappointing people even though their expectations for me are too high and impossible to reach and i'm too scared of abandonment and so is he. once we get to know each other though and understand e/o's situations, we'll be fine and we'll go from constant fighting to constant comforting and we'd be e/o's comfort person bc we're much more similar than we expected and we both know what we need. never tried it and i'd be able to handle it. i want it. so bad. but it's too late probably LMAO

okkotsu yuta ~

unrequited one-sided love with a lot of pining and yearning in my part. it's so cliche i HATE IT SO MUCH with my whole heart. love triangle but there's four people so it's a love square. i'm including inumaki and maki here. lots of pain and rejection. inumaki and i are generous people so he'd be pushing me to yuta while i'd be pushing yuta to maki and maki to yuta even though it's painful for toge and i. i don't think i'll say why bc it's too personal and embarrassing AHAHA. never been through it and i'm not even sure if i'd be able to handle it. yuta just brings me so much pain right now. idek why i included him here

miya osamu ~

one-sided crush childhood friends to lovers. not the 'we grew up tgt' type but the 'oh we meet again after so many years' type. as kids i'd have a one-sided crush on him but once we grow up , we're both crushing on e/o. we're both either oblivious abt how we feel for e/o or be aware of it but be in denial which means we're going to need some pushing and some help. i just can't imagine anything else. i just feel like we'd b nice friends to e/o as kids but not really be close w e/o until we grow up and actually interact more and realize that the other isn't as boring as we thought they were. never experienced it and i'd definitely be able to handle it. especially as someone who cherishes memories sm and i'd be so excited to meet someone i used to know.

tagging: @velvetfireworks @sukunaru @sukirichi @applepiekyuu and anyone else that wants to do this! no pressure though<3

my question for those i've tagged: not a question but, describe what your ideal life would be with your selfship/s and what your actual life would be with your selfship/s. optional: why is that your ideal/actual life with them? kind of like an expectation vs reality.

#honestly i should js b including geto only but wtv #summary: all tropes id be with them is the painful tropes that include lots of pining and yearning and being friends #cz;tag games #cz;mutuals

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