#some of these are definitely bad ideas

[myquietsafehaven]

TMP Statements I need a list now that they can use the internet.

Tumblr callout post, or just Tumblr post in general, especially if all the posters are deactivated.

Bonus points for references to any tumblr meme, personally I’m holding out for ‘red is a good color for a children’s hospital.’

Fanfic.net style authors notes, I need the in character author talking to the characters rawr XD style.

Story told through unhinged AO3 tags.

Told in the style of a troll pasta but actually real.

Recipe blog, the one where a person feels the need to tell their life story before we get the brownies.

Increasingly upset yahoo answers.

Quora, but like, Is it wrong to ‘insert fucked up thing.’ Especially if no one believes them.

Subcategory to that an AITA thread.

Passive aggressive notes left on a person’s car that they submitted as evidence to the neighborhood forum.

HOA complaints, or a landlord asking is it wrong to evict tenants that are performing blood sacrifices, it’s not the sacrifices that are the problem but their disposal method is clogging the pipes.

We decided to use randonautica this is what we found.

Random wikipedia pages.

Vine/Tiktok

Unhinged Glassdoor rant.

>be me

For the meta, one told through a transcript of a podcast.

#tmagp #magpod #the magnus institute #Look I wanted to expand on my previous post #add your own ideas #some of these are definitely bad ideas #but I think they’re funny

[slavhew]

breaking badifies them. happy pride motng

au elaboration under cut

this is just copypasted from twt i forgot to post yetsterday

I imagine that the Dirkjake dynamic would be down on his luck partyboy and the estranged high school friend that coerced him into a drug dealing operation. For reasons he refuses to elaborate on. Jake doesn't really want to be cooking meth but he needs the cash and sees Dirk as the one stable thing in his life really. Dirk really needs a partner and an in to the business and is most of the brains behind the operation.

Dirk is also doing a fair bit of posturing to keep them both safe but Jake... hooo Jake. Dear whining Jake will become a loose cannon when it counts. The power balance would fluctuate alluringly.

To be honest I imagine their dynamic would be much closer to a hypothetical high school au turned drug-dealing and wouldn't be much like Walter and Jesse. Wanna think there would be a happy ending but realistically they'd sink into their worst traits & probably end up in a saw trap by the end of it. I wanna imagine most plot beats still happen... gf dies... "gale" dies... Codependent yaoi and corruption arc flourishes.

I imagine Dirk's wardrobe would start to resemble more and more of Bro's and some of his personality might too. But I also don't think he'd go as far or be as bad as Walter, since here there's a care and concern for Jake as more than a pawn and stand-in (aka the Walter special). Damage would still be done though. The love didn't save anyone etc etc.

Bro and Grandpa would have a dynamic MUCH closer to the s1/2 duo. Devil-may-care stoner and the guy who needs cash FAST and doesn't have time for this shit. I dont think Bro has the tender heart Jesse but he definitely develops some terrible loyalty complex regardless. Honestly have a LOT less idea how their story would go so I'm all ears

#homestuck #hom3stuck #home24uck #home2t4ck #dirk strider #jake english #dirkjake #jakedirk #bro strider #grandpa harley #brograndpa #breaking bad #breaking bad au #brba #admin draws #fanart #this is just one of thsoe ideas you get and know is too fun to pass up on. #also now i wanna draw more of this but no promisses . you know the deal #also if i do that i will definitely draw my sona as gale because that idea makes me laugh end of story #alsooo. grandma jade would be like jesse's aunt. hehe. #ok done with my sandwich im gonna like actually go doodle sum stuff now. #period came now i need a distraction and that distraction might be the askbox. i have some grievances to air out with ampora senior

[spielzeugkaiser]

hi, first off i really love your art. the h/c and warmth really hit me where i live and your illustration style is fantastic. lately i've been obsessed with the post where an unwell milek thinks geralt will leave him behind. was that an ingrained insecurity, assuming his super-witcher dad wouldn't have time for a sickly human kid?

[MASTERPOST] - Ahh, thank you for the ask! Yes, this scene.. I actually saw this a bit differently! It's not about Milek fearing Geralt will leave him behind, he actually wants him to. They need to find his Pa!! I think he often feels like a burden; Jaskier knows this, but Geralt isn't aware of this yet. Milek just wants to pull his weight, especially with Jaskier. A little sneak peak to their struggles regarding this:

Meanwhile Jaskier continues to struggle with his omega status.

#jaskier #the witcher #geraskier lovechild #julian alfred pankratz #omegaverse #there are various things happening here! a. Milek never really had to fear that Jaskier would leave him he knows he never ever would #b. Jaskier said again and again that he'll always care for him and loves him and that he doesn't have to pull any weight at all #c. Jaskier actually became the parent that just wants his kid to be educated and study and learn #(maybe because he knows Milek won't be able to do hard labour but also because he knows what Milek really wants to do) #(filed under: things I haven't drawn yet but they had their big fallout because of oxenfurt and university - things to come in the future) #d. Milek has watched Jaskier working his ass off in various jobs that he didn't like #(and he thinks that prostitution is the worst but only because they didn't properly talk about it before) #e. Jaskier is struggling with how he is percieved - which I think was never that much on his mind when he was travelling with Geralt #being a carefree bard and giving everyone the middlefinger who had some wrong ideas about what he could do and what not #but this is definitely an AU in which he doesn't have a good relationship with his father and he can still hear him say he'll become #'an unbonded omega with a bastard child working on the streets' and I think sometimes it gets to him #(because Jaskier is king of hating his parents ever being right about him) #that Jaskier kind of wants to spare Milek and quietly hopes we won't become an omega - even if he feels bad about it - shall become plot #(one dayyyy) #anyway that was a very long rant about Mileks complex relationship with him feeling like a burden

[katabay]

L'APPEL DU VIDE

okay so. jack! jack. what a collection of guys. the overlap between jack and the beanstalk and jack the giant killer, though. that sure is something! sometimes king arthur is there, which always takes me by surprise.

this. specifically. is an idea I've been kicking around. jack and the beanstalk is not a story I've ever enjoyed, as a kid it was probably my least favorite to read. as an adult, I was INTENSELY fascinated by reading j.g. ballard's the drowned giant. I think about it frequently, and somewhere during a re read of it, I ended up revisiting jack.

combining different versions of jack into one character is not a new concept, but it IS a fun one! the version I've been assembling together plays less with the fun elements of a jack story (and adjacent folklore stories), and focuses more on the potential for tragic elements with the addition of the usual grim and jagged narrative edges that I personally enjoy.

jack with the backstory of the devil and the three golden hairs, only jack doesn't find love, he's TIRED, all he wants to do is go home, but there isn't a home to go back to. what is the point of being born lucky if this is what it gets you? jack the giant killer, only he doesn't want to kill giants, jack who saw a body of a giant when he was a small child and cannot bring himself to do as a king commands. jack, who climbs up the beanstalk and stops halfway to look down. etc.

to go back to the drowned giant real quick, both to set the tone about jack seeing the body of a giant as a youth, and also because I've been haunted and obsessed with this excerpt of it ever since I read it:

J. G. Ballard, The Drowned Giant

anyway! this was originally like, a two illustration concept to get out of my system. however. I'm halfway through outlining a narrative. so. maybe it will also be several illustrations and also comic.

bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost

#original tag #generic medieval tag #WAHOO. alright. #i dont have any additional commentary in the tags. reading the drowned giant years ago Did Something To Me #and it connected with whatever it was that made me dislike the jack and the beanstalk narrative (i know what it is. its just not really #all that relevant to this post. also im tired. its time for bed) #through the power of Why Not. i will now. turn it into a story???? #i think. its definitely been taking up a lot of space in my mind lately #the only thing stopping me from turning it into my Side Project to do when i need a break from doing Bad Governance edits #is that. ive run out of notebooks???? to start a new story in. and i am Old and i only outline stuff by hand #eventually i'll get to daiso and pick up some new ones and work on this for real. until then. im going to continue to write about it #in my personal journal where i dump all my thoughts and ideas into

[comradekatara]

sokka’s friends all have a rule that when their kids start acting too silly in public, they’ll put them on sokka’s shoulders and sokka will proceed to go into a lecture on a really obscure, dense, and boring topic that lulls them into complaisance. the threat alone can often get them to behave, but if not, they’re hoisted onto sokka’s shoulders, at which point they must contend with the double edged sword of getting to be really tall and bounce around, while also having to endure a lecture on military history, or the importance of some ancient poem. the only problem in this otherwise perfect system is izumi, who loves all of sokka’s lectures, even the really in-depth ones about the history of irrigation systems. since she’s normally very well behaved, the threat of “shoulder time” only incentivizes her to act out, so sokka has to threaten her with no shoulder time instead. but for everyone else this system works like a charm. no one knows that the first kid to give sokka this idea was toph, specifically because she used to demand to ride around on sokka’s shoulders constantly, but since this was killer on sokka’s back, he needed to devise a way to extract her without being actively rude. and thus a tradition was born.

#this idea came to me in a dream #just now #sokka was walking through the airport with some rowdy kids #fwiw I don’t mean the gaang’s kids when I say ‘sokka’s friends’ sokka definitely has more than five friends as an adult lol #sokka #is simultaneously really good and really bad with kids #izumi #izumi&sokka #sokka&toph #postwargaang

[raiiny-bay]

dressing up my favorite lil guy

#unfortunately long-haired kel is occupying my every waking thought #i'm trying to find him (& the rest of the kids) some outfits for the bandAU #bc. i had an idea for that & it seemed fun so #yea #idk if kel would wear a skirt in the canonverse but #in the bandAU he definitely would. #he's a notorious clothes thief so i could see them being on tour & him running out of clothes #& just taking whatever's available from someone else #he wouldn't give a shit what it was so long as it didn't smell as bad as his own stuff #which. would smell atrocious if i'm being honest #rainyrambles #kelly

[tswwwit]

The newest installment of the Cult AU was so amazing and gratifying! I do have to ask about Dipper's reaction when Bill suggested that next time he hide *in* his bed - should we assume that Dipper just truly doesn't think there's any possibility that Bill would want him like that, or does it potentially reflect some truly non-existent sex ed within the cult? Did the cultists have relationships like that within the cult?

I hope you post this AU and your other shorter works on AO3, id love to be able to bookmark and comment.

Thank you for your kind words!

Dipper's reaction was mostly because the cult had sub-par to non-existent sex ed. Though to be fair, even if he was aware that Bill was, ahem, an option, he definitely wouldn't think there's any way he'd want Dipper like that.

#answers #Dipper's a smart guy who went poking around in forbidden texts #So I think he's probably got an idea of some of the mechanics and anatomy of sex #But a fairly limited amount! #And anything of a non-straight nature would have been just completely off his radar #Various cult members are for sure getting it on in the background of course #Insular communities are like that #But you can also assume that Dipper pretty much was out of the loop there #He didn't get any invites before he was a Blasphemer and definitely none post de-tonguing #What you get there is a sheltered little guy who's whip-smart - but doesn't know what he doesn't know #He might have caught on if he thought to ask the question but he doesn't know there's a question to ask #Pretty bad cult altogether; I'm betting it was Extremely Heteronormative if not outright homophobic #Which like. C'mon. BIll's not even a human gender. What the hell kind of business are they on enforcing *norms* #He'd be very VERY annoyed at that bullshit

[juriyuna]

finished reading yuu's MSS last night! i really love her dynamic with nagisa

#magia record #yumeno yuusa #momoe nagisa #nagisa starts getting affected by some type of magic (possibly yuu's magic leaching out subconsciously) #that causes her to keep drifting in and out of dreams and reality #and yuu is so worried about her because she has no idea what's going on ;; #nagisa knows that yuu is bad news but also pities her because... i mean. she's definitely not doing so well #but her magic makes her unable to notice :(

[akashis-waifu]

Might just create a Wriothesley x Furina fic just to end the Wriolette vs. Neuvifuri war. Seeing the shipping nonsense in Genshin Twitter is like watching a garbage truck on fire.

#genshin impact #neuvifuri #wriolette #i ship them both #neuvifuri bc it's cute #wriolette mainly bc of Kamiyan and OnoD #BUT THIS NONSENSE HAS TO STOP #so the only solution is to ship Rizzley and Furina #while I get Neuvillette :-) #definitely a win-win situation dont you think #FIC IDEA for WrioFuri: post-trial Furina is sent to Meropide for fooling her people and there Wrio helps her get accustomed to her new life #prob a bad idea so drop some if you have more

[tallymali]

i have such a morbid fascination with those weird reddit dudes who rate their attraction to a woman by working out the ratios and proportions of her features. i want to know if it has ever occurred to them that this is not how other people experience attraction

#ik theyre awful misogynists but a part of me really feels bad for them #there’s definitely a chunk of them who do it bc they resent beautiful women #and kinda self-soothe by ‘proving with numbers’ that these women arent ACTUALLY attractive and they dont want them anyway #but i always wonder how many of them truly just dont feel attraction when looking at women #so they use the numbers as some sort of proxy #bc We Live In A Society that kinda tells boys that if ur not pursuing and getting women then ur not a real man or whatever #im not saying theyre right but i can follow the lines of thought of that second genre of guy #where ur pushed the idea of Getting With A Woman so much but you dont actually want to get with a woman #so you end up with resentment towards women #idk. #anyway this all mostly applies to the very young ones #i have little time for grown adults who use society as an excuse to continue making society suck

[dapperrokyuu]

Needing a Sua perspective from the ALNST auditions to Round 1. I never put much thought into what happens to the cast post-Anakt Garden graduation (do they immediately go to the auditions? Is there a period of time where they dont see each other until they recognize each other at the audition? Theres a considerable amount of time between the auditions and their Alien Stage season, did they see each other often between then or...? etc.), but regardless, imagine being her and having to choose between sabotaging your own audition so you dont have to go the the Sing, Win, or Die Show or putting your in your all in hopes of winning and spending just a bit more time with this girl you love because you know itll likely be the last time you see her. Imagine...

#dee p thoughts #alien stage #alnst #vivinos #like. not as if life wouldve been sunshine and rainbows if sua failed the audition and never went on alien stage hashtag Im a Pet to Aliens #but like. sua was definitely more in the know. Im not the type to believe mizi was completely naive but I think mizi may have bought into #the idea that dying Wasnt That Bad due to what she was taught and her trust in her owners...until round 1- maybe mizi was confident she'd #truly win and/or her owners praised and made her feel so. sua: ''My dream is Mizi's dream. (paraphrased)'' etc etc #maybe it was the dream of mizi's owners that mizi wanted to fulfill or mizi just wanted to impress her owners in return for their care... #but sua knew. she knew it would either be she never sees mizi again whether she dies or achieve such fame that sua could never reach her... #or sua can spend a little time with her. whatever they have left. whether it was her or mizi the likelihood of them ever seeing each other #again... because mizi is intent on this. she is going to join alien stage. she is going to pass the auditions because she is so dazzling. #...I need to be with her. #I think considering the ivan and sua comic anakt garden may be a pipeline to alien stage? its functionally a music school iirc so I think i #at least gives them a leg up and humans are put into anakt garden with at least some intention of having them try out for alien stage- #but nonetheless I imagine there was a liminal space where none of the cast really knew where their lives were going post-anakt garden. #not that they have much choice in the matter but still dalkjdalkbn- that liminal space mustve been a dark time for majority of them #because well. their owners. and they couldnt meet each other and may never meet again... #regarding the time between the auditions and their alien stage season I imagine its funnily a lot of. training. pr vocals visuals... #they have autographs despite them all potentially dying quickly they had them draft and practice and perfect autographs guys adjlkbnadlfkjf #the look mizi and sua shared in sweet dream when they both passed the auditions together...AUGH.....

[a-s-levynn]

So i had a dream last night which wasn't a nightmare and i even remember most of it! which is super exciting. I barely ever remember dreams that are just simply that so this is a fairly rare occasion for me.

It was weird tho

But it was.. i don't even know what it was so let me ramble about it in the tags a bit

#there was this bioluminescent and also biotoxic creature in a city at night #it was bipedal sort of humanoid shaped but with definitive deep sea features #it had that transparent skin and flesh and body with bioluminescing highlights #which i have no idea how it worked because the entire dream took place in a city enviroment on very much dry land but it's a dream innit #the face was definitely not human more a jumble of fishy features #it was gorgeous btw in a humanoid monster sort of fascinating way #it had this weird feel to it that it's something very old that should not be here now.. some sort of reminiscence of a bygone era #i might try to draw it but i don't know how successful i'd be to be honest #anyway so i was part of a group (don't know what kind exactly) and i never seen any of them i just knew they existed #and there was this innate knowledge that the creature was kind of hunting or more like luring us but we also were hunting it #i don't know if it did something to us before or we just had this unexplainable pull towards it but we definitely were fixated on it #and it was supposed to be a big threat even just by existing and walking around but also would have been bad if it was dead #but i don't know why was it so bad because the “toxicity” of the creature wasn't lethal it just made you stuck in a blissful delirious stat #just by being too close to it and which in most cases would fade when it moved away so the other alternative felt way worse #cuz if it would die something else would have gotten loose which would have been worse than the delirium #it was some sort of unstoppable deadly madness i think.. at least that was what i felt the dream eluded to #and i think we wanted to neutralize it somehow but we had no idea how to avoid disaster that surely would come if it dies #but it would have also revitalize nature on a basically divine scale by giving it's body back to it so there was this dilemma the whole tim #but none of us would have any answers so we just followed this inner draw regardless of the uncertainty #and the entire dream was basically us lureing the creature somewhere but simultaniously it was somehow luring us in as wel #to the same spot #it was a vast moonlit fieald outside of city bounds surrounded with tall dark trees and the sky was littered with stars #and a sharp cliff to one side #so we arrived there and we were standing on opposite sides and look towards each other #but looking into the creatures eyes literally woke me up #there was a noise it made and i know i understood it as words inside the dream but i can't remember what it was after waking just the noise #and that was it #it wasn't long i think tho it felt that way

[uncanny-tranny]

Comparing oppression can sometimes give you insight as to what other groups of people go through. It teaches you what you have in common with people seemingly different than you are, and teaches you how you are different and how you can ally yourself better with other peoples.

However, if your goal is to prove you suffer the most between you and another person, you'll likely find that there is no conversation, just an endless barrage of back-and-forth to prove which of you deserves to be listened to.

The reality is that you don't have to be in the most pain in order to be listened to. So often, we are inundated with this idea that the person suffering the most is the only one who ought to be listened to, and it sends the message of "holy shit, I guess I don't matter. I guess I deserve to suffer if others are going through worse," and that's just unreasonable and unfair. Who has it worse is entirely contextual and changing, and sometimes it is subjective - as in, something that is earth-breaking for you is an average tuesday evening for the guy next to you.

Kill the cop in your head that says your voice will only matter if you prove yourself. Listen to other marginalized people and know it isn't a competition to see who can prove themselves most worthy of tine and energy. Our resources can (and should) be multifaceted and able to help a variety of peoples.

#intersectionality #talking to trans women and nonbinary folk and intersex people taught me so much about the idea that my oppression isn't entirely unique... #...and that taught me that i must have more interests in my heart... #...and it showed me that i have a broad community even if i didn't always feel it #that's one example #i understand why some people do that but i just can't help but wonder #and in spaces where it's expected that you prove yourself battle royal style i always notice that... nothing really gets accomplished... #...and that isn't always a bad thing! communities don't have to do tangible things in order to be important... #...but i just notice that people tend to be very defensive because they have to be and they express that they feel unheard... #it's a complicated and nuanced topic and i definitely am no spokesman... #...i'm commenting on a *general* trend i have seen in some spaces that isn't universally shared

[demigodofhoolemere]

Me through most of Boom: Wow, this is a really solid dramatic episode.

Me when Moffat needlessly sprinkles in anti-faith sentiments without specifying that it’s blind faith in bad things that the Doctor doesn’t like, which makes it come off like the Doctor is just against religion generally:

#i get it edgelord you don’t care for religion. you don’t have to alienate religious members of the audience. #i at least appreciated that the doctor agreed with splice that gone and dead are different things and told her to keep the faith #but like. he immediately thereafter still tells mundy that he doesn’t like faith and spent the whole episode disparaging it. #which just feels so wrong for a show that’s supposed to be open minded about the beliefs and cultures all across the universe #i hate when writers gratuitously make the doctor take a hard and broad stance on something that he would NOT #reminds me of s8 when twelve suddenly hated all soldiers #as if some of his closest friends haven’t been soldiers? brigadier? benton and yates? sara? #big difference between corrupt military and literally every soldier #the same way there is a big difference between a corrupt religious organization or individuals who use religion as an excuse for cruelty #and like. ALL faith and the idea of having a faith that you live by whatsoever. #just because his comments were aimed at something corrupt doesn’t mean they weren’t WAY too sweeping as if he meant it on the whole #i definitely enjoyed the bulk of the episode but that just felt like it was done in bad faith and made me uncomfortable #and i just read moffat’s comment on the thoughts and prayers thing and UGH #i get why there are circumstances in which that can feel hollow — usually if it’s coming from a corporation that could actually do something #but can we not villainize all the normal people who genuinely mean that with love? #people who often CAN’T do anything but say prayers for you? #that IS a legitimate response and a legitimate action #someone can’t physically aid you but cares to take the time to talk to the God of the universe about you and your need and plead for you #don’t tell me that isn’t love or that it’s not really doing anything #sometimes that’s all you CAN do and it’s more than people give it credit for #blatant disregard and willful misunderstanding of faith like this just rub me wrong #it’s painting with a broad brush and it’s close minded #and yes i’m gonna post this. i’m feeling controversial. #my love/aggravation relationship with moffat continues #in the wise words of kira nerys. if you don’t have faith you can’t understand it and if you do then no explanation is necessary. #doctor who #dw critical #spoilers #dw spoilers

[laugtherhyena]

3:23AM, time to post Hatamori fankid and retreat back into my hiding hole

#this is what i was referring to in my last post #sometimes ideas will just pop into my head and i will be unable to resist the urge #i missed sprite editing. it had been a while since i last made a person's sprite #anyways her name is Akira and I haven't decided if it's Akira Tomori or Akira Hatano yet #i like both of their surnames a bunch #thinking of her from a scenario where Ayame and Kizuna survive the kg and get together a while afterwards #Akira is adopted. obviously. Her biological parents died in the tragedy she was adopted at around 4-6 years old #doesn't remember how her bio parents where because she was like? 1-2 years old when they died? #being with them in whatever happened that led to their deaths she may have some form of memory problem from the accident(?) #Akira is pretty forgetful and slow on the uptakes. but it's nothing too worrisome #she doesn't actually care that she can't remember her bio parents because the family she has now is much more important to her #she takes more after Kizuna especially in tems of personality (tho definitely not as bad as she used to be in Dra if you know what i mean) #put them in a room together and they will gossip and talk about random shit for hours #she loves Ayame too! they just don't talk a much? Akira used to follow her everywhere when she was a kid but now that she grew up #Ayame being the awkward-ish person she is struggles a bit on how to talk/interact with her #they work out together sometimes and Ayame will always volunteer to listen to Akira play some new song she's writing #and give her opinions on it #as you can see she is a musician. aspiring rockstar specifically #this came to her as a way to vent about the tragedy and all that mess sorta #may ramble more some other time i am getting sleepy #dra #danganronpa another #fankid #hatamori #sprite edit #edit #hyena scribbles #Akira Tomori Hatano

[i3utterflyeffect]

What if after surviving, Dark meets victim and is the one to tell them that Alan is a stick figure now

MAN......... THAT GIVES RISE TO SO MANY IDEAS ACTUALLY. BC THAT MEANS THERE'S A POSSIBILITY DARK MIGHT JOIN FORCES WITH VICTIM.

#tommy's stickmen tag #tommy's stick!alan #i don't think that victim cares about their siblings that much but someone they can use? now that's something that they'll take #additionally may i present the idea of dark Coping abt losing Chosen via acting like victim's friend #(they are not. victim doesn't make friends) #they don't need anyone anyway. not like chosen was the only person that they could trust or anything. they don't care they don't worry #and they're definitely not afraid of some cowardly stick with no ability to fight even if he IS their creator #...they are very bad at confronting problems and want to kill everyone causing them instead #(they just wish they still had the viraband)