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#spopera martyn is indeed a pathetic meow meow but spopera false is even more of a pathetic meow meow
riacte · 1 year
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🛸 exterrasexymenpoll Follow
THE RED KING from TEAM DOGWARTS and BLUE BATS
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HAND OF THE KING from TEAM DOGWARTS
Please stop mentioning the Blue Stalker in our comments. They have caused a lot of distress for the Exterra community, no matter how “sexy” they are or “how many bitches” they get.
Once again, we condone voter fraud, but we draw the line at spamming our polls with links to the enemies to lovers Blue Stalker x Red King fic.
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🎇 thestarsweremadeforus Follow
OFHHDFJSJDJS ITS HERE!!! DIVORCE POST!!! HAND VS KING the boyfriends are fighting!!!
Not gonna lie I was so absorbed in the potential hilarity of this matchup that I failed to realise I have to vote for someone now. I’m. Im genuinely torn 😭😭😭
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💄 gaysloveqoh Follow
stop saying treebark is divorcing when they BOTH are on qoh’s side 😭 they’re united in their respect for our queen 😤
anyways idk what to do now that blueballs is out. anyone wanna make an alliance with the ballgurls 🥰
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🦇 starshipspachelbel Follow
You’re right, the gays DO love qoh (gays being treebark)
This is so cruel, putting the king against his loyal hand… I am drowning, there is no sign of land, you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand…
#RKSWEEP though (I say with tears in my eyes)
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👽 blueballs Follow
sorry but the blue stalker DOES get all the bitches 😎 more sexyman energy than xisuma exterra void anyway
anyways im endorsing red king LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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👑 princeofhearts Follow
To the #HEARTSWEEP people mourning their loss, why vote for [deadname] when you can vote for his transitioned self, the Hand of the King? Stop being so fixated on [deadname], he’s still RK’s gunner 😭
Btw the ship wars between RK x Hand vs RK x QoH are so stupid like the Hand and QoH are the same people???? Some miraculous laserbug love square type of bullshit? Anyways I support the prince of hearts 🙏
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🍬 gunnerwithashotgun Follow
@/princeofhearts ur a freak, stfu!!! queen of hearts and hand of the king are TOTALLY different ppl (they have different bioneos colours) and ur being lumianphobic by thinking theyre the same even tho they're just the same SPECIES (they even have different cultures like the hand keeps on roasting rk for calling tuski "pearl" bc that's the way qoh learned it??)
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🪓 handoftheking Follow
I’m adding “not False Symmetry / Queen of Hearts” to my bio. Like, she’s super cool, but I’m unfortunately not her.
Anyways, vote for me over that old man. You’re not letting a potato win, right?
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💫 concorp-official Follow
Vote for the Red King! Show a screenshot that you voted for him at any ConCorp intergalactic outlet and receive a 5% discount, effective today!
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⏳ rensanddaddy Follow
NOT THE OBVIOUS BRIBERY FROM MR CUB HIMSELF.... we need to vote harder for the Hand!! Just look at his blonde ass hair and blue dishwasher detergent freckles!! He's so pathetic and a meow meow and I want to lovingly crush him against the walls of a spaceship (im not the blue stalker i promise)
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🐙 doctagon Follow
... guys. i. The actual Exterra official account on twt sent out the link to this poll?? The ACTUAL account?? We've breached so many layers of containment???????
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🪓 handoftheking Follow
... Okay, that miiiight be my fault? It's good PR for us, right? We're the two sexiest racers in the Exterra industry on the podium together. It's good for our image, and maybe people will FINALLY stop truthing I'm transgender QoH
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🌲 dilfkisser Follow
I hope we get a perfect 50/50 tie. I want homoerotic RK and his homoerotic Hand to both win. I want them to stand on the podium and make out while holding a pride flag while BlueBalls beatboxes in the shadows. I hope we all win. (Except the transgender lumian theory believers, go touch some stardust)
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