#stmas

[that90ssmshow]

The Room (2003) dir. Michael Morbius

#spider-man tas #spider-man: the animated series #spiderman animated series #michael morbius #the room #tommy wiseau #stmas

[thegentlemancollects]

#StMa #Blonde #Dress

[allerod]

autism be damned my boy knows how to wear a turtleneck

#saw gifs from s1 chr*stmas ep. house looks so good in that black turtleneck i too would ditch my wife to eat takeout with him #house md

[actual-changeling]

i do not believe in existence after death, never have.

one day, my body will give out and my brain will grow silent, and then i will be gone. it's good, simply ceasing to exist.

my atoms will continue to wander around the universe, matter cannot be destroyed, only created.

when the sun goes supernova millions of years from now, maybe they will be flung into empty spaces and help build a new star, a new planet, form new life.

maybe there will be peace.

i do not believe in any kind of afterlife, and yet i cannot help but find myself hoping for one nevertheless.

but not for me.

for him.

i hope his rotten soul will get dragged out of his rotting body by jagged claws and ripping teeth. i hope they will make him burn until the end of time itself. i hope he will be conscious, helpless, frozen as he lives and relives all the pain he put me through.

i hope he screams. i hope he never stops screaming.

i want to stand over his grave and feel not just relief but satisfaction.

cruel, rotten in life and death.

i hope he dies in agony. i hope it is horribly gruesome. i hope i will see him right before he takes his last breath so i can break his spirit with my words, so i can break him like he broke me.

i do not believe in hell, but i hope the universe will build one just for him in my name.

there will be its own kind of peace in that.

#alex writes #spilled ink #happy holidays and i hope that fucker dies next year! like to charge reblog to cast or whatever ksdhj #all i want for chr/stmas is his gravestone #i have been dreaming of spitting on his grave ever since i was a young child <3

[thegeminisage]

yesterday while buying my mom's birthday gift i also snagged her mother's day present. all my life i railed against the adults in my family who did this. "how can you buy it so far in advance? won't you lose it or forget about it? what if you find a better gift later? isn't the excitement unbearable?" i am so devastated to report that i no longer give a fuck. i now finally understand this one single thing about my family; worse, i have BECOME them. the sheer relief of KNOWING my ass will not be running around in may trying to think up and budget for a gift beats all of my previous concerns. i am so at peace this morning. i don't have to buy another gift for that woman until next december.

#if i could afford to buy her birthday mothers day and chr*stmas gifts for the rest of her life right now i would seriously consider it. #im gonna start buying everyones chr*stmas gifts in like july. birthday gifts 5 months early. this is so freeing #personal

[shinybulbasaur]

cannot wait for the next couple days to be over, my dash is near unusable rn

#i should probably just blacklist chr*stmas #but i feel like seeing all the hidden posts might just make me feel worse #sigh. maybe ill just go offline for a bit. who knows

[tragedyposting]

*Neither Christian nor pagan. For the purposes of the question, “religious” does not refer to level of belief/observance but rather to identifying as a member of a faith as opposed to non-religious.

Personally I’m Jewish (though mainly secular and more-or-less agnostic) and consider it a secular holiday.

#Halloween #I’m gonna do one of these for Chr*stmas bc despite what some people have tried to tell me it is NOT a secular holiday by any means fight me #censored chr*stmas bc I have it personally blacklisted lol #rebecca rambles

[jamieburgers]

#merry chri stmas #quinn hughes

[wildtornado-o]

The funny part of naming your character in a game after another character fjsjdk

#I got a switch for chri stmas so i also. immediately got this game so I could play it w my friend #birds-chirps

[deliciouspirateangel]

The Shining is the first horror movie I’ve looked up content for on tumblr and found something besides “killer x reader” fanfic

And Jack Torrance is so far from the least fuckable antagonist so what gives 😭😭 It’s so strange

#the shining #horror movies #jack torrance #wendy torrance #like there was content for her #for the woman?? in horror movie?? #so crazy #bla/ck chri/stmas was the worst #828495861629494 posts about the killer who was just an eyeball and some misogynistic phone calls #and that one post like ‘hey we shouldn’t sleep on the protag she’s actually kind of cool 🥰’ #shut the fuck up lol #my thoughts

[yotter-otter]

Ah yes, A Christmas Carol… nothing like forcing rich dudes to redistribute wealth by threatening death upon them

#in other news I just rewatched #a vhs christmas carol #a christmas carol #merry chr*stmas

[thegentlemancollects]

#StMa #Blonde #Burgundy Lingerie

[ambrosykim]

i think retail is bringing out the worst parts of my personality

#the number of times i had to keep from flinging myself at people like a rabid animal #it goes up every shift fr #also. if i hear another chr*stmas song. i am going to find m*chael b*ble himself and make sure he can torture others no more #unfortunately im bejng serious every time someone is a tiny bit annoying i resist the urge to scream at them #nett rambles

[actual-changeling]

there's a 90% chance i will spend the next five days crying and i'm already way too exhausted for that but go figure.

still, better than going to my mother's house and pretending that me and my sister aren't deeply fucked up and traumatized and that it's half her fault while never acknowledging that she married an abusive piece of shit.

#alex yells at the void #i hate the holidays #at least blacklisting chr/stmas seems to be working more or less #can you imagine literally never talking about anything cause that's what it was like #oh he almost killed you? never mentioned again or at all

[thegeminisage]

winter, especially chr*stmas season, does absolutely fucking suck, but it has a few redeeming qualities:

snow

less bugs

fireworks! (to be fair, u can also get these in summer)

i like it when they burn that goat

unfortunately for me, so far this winter has had NO snow, lots of bugs, and fireworks are looking less and less likely as well because of $$$. what i'm saying is they better down that motherfucking goat. getting eaten by birds is not good enough.

#personal #i hate i hate i HATE chr*stmas i HATE IT!!! #BURN DOWN THE GOAT.

[itstimeforstarwars]

I have been 15-20 feet in the air all day for the last week because all of a sudden everyone in a 40 mile radius needs a new microwave or stove or dishwasher to deal with their relatives.

#chit chat #you're too late spiderman! we're out of ranges and thanksgiving is ruined! nehehehehe! #work stuff #holidays are a fucking nightmare #i think we should get one customer kill included in our chr*stmas bonus this year #each #except the head cashier should get one per day #for at least the entire month of december