#tatort incorrect quotes

[gefallene-quengel]

Thorsten im Urlaub mit Sebastian: Nett hier.

Sebastian: Aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden-Württemberg?

#tatort stuttgart #woher basti das kennt? #er hat ein stickerset von seinen kindern bekommen #tatort incorrect quotes #thorsten lannert #sebastian bootz

[eolewyn1010]

"Incorrect Tatort quotes"

Adam: Truth or dare?

Pia: Dare.

Adam: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Pia: Leo?

Leo, blushing: Yeah?

Pia: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Esther.

#Tatort Saarbrücken #Spatort #incorrect Tatort quotes #you cannot buy my love #(except it's yours already) #Tatort incorrect quotes

[janora00]

Boerne: "You’re really pushing all my buttons today."

Thiel: "Sorry, I’m looking for mute."

#Tatort #Tatort Münster #Thiel #Boerne #Boerne/Thiel #tatort incorrect quotes

[mordsfesch]

Kalli: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*

Franz: …

Kalli: …I get confused sometimes.

Franz: Me too.

#tatort münchen #tatort incorrect quotes #franz leitmayr #ivo batic #kalli and his two work dads #again with the shared brain cell

[tatortkram]

#tatort #tatort stuttgart #short king lannert #tatort meme #made by moi #incorrect quotes #lannert/bootz

[jasontoddsjuicythighs]

*after das fleißige lieschen*

pia: why does the new guy call you babygirl?

leo: how about we stop talking for a little while

#tatort saarbrücken #spatort #hörk #leo hölzer #pia heinrich #tatort saarbrücken incorrect quotes #source: that one mob100 meme #das fleißige lieschen #eva posts

[str4wanzerin]

Leo (zu Adam): Wahnsinn, was eine Dusche bei Dir bewirkt. Vorhin warst Du müde und schlecht gelaunt, jetzt bist Du müde und schlecht gelaunt mit Vanillegeruch.

#incorrect tatort quotes #tatort saarbrücken #spatort #Leo Hölzer #Adam Schürk

[goiwantamuffin]

Adam: this is my ex-boyfriend Leo

Leo:

Leo: that's a horrible way of telling people we're engaged

#source: ??? pls help lol #spatort #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes spatort #hörk #leo hölzer #adam schürk #tatort Saarbrücken

[nirgendwoinvegas]

Linda: Mads and I are having a baby.

Liv: That's gre-

Linda, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

#tatort bremen #tatort #tatort trash tag #incorrect tatort quotes

[herzlak]

Rosa, aus der Kaffeeküche: Jan, komm mal her!

Jan: Wieso?

Rosa: Komm einfach mal her.

Jan: Nee, du haust mich bestimmt.

#Er hat ihre letzten kekse aufgegessen #Eigentlich wars faber #tatort dortmund #Jan pawlak #Rosa herzog #Incorrect tatort quotes #Herzlak

[wosollichsonsthin]

Jan: Faber, können Sie n bisschen zur Seite gehen?

Faber: Ne. Ich mach hier, wat ich will.

#Tatort dortmund #Incorrect tatort quotes #Jan pawlak #Peter faber

[gefallene-quengel]

Ivo: You're the most jealous man I know.

Franz: You know other men?

#tatort münchen #franz leitmayr #ivo batic #tatort incorrect quotes #franz: carlo doesnt count SO WHO IS IT

[eolewyn1010]

"Incorrect Tatort quotes"

Adam: You're really campaigning for Asshole of the Year, aren't you?

Leo: As defending champion, are you nervous?

#Tatort Saarbrücken #Spatort #incorrect Tatort quotes #for the sake of my physical and emotional health this will be all I'm commenting on all of that #see y'all in eight to thirteen business months or smth #Tatort incorrect quotes #oh beloved routine to cling onto even if it's just a pointless tumblr post format

[janora00]

Boerne und Thiel: "Are we in trouble?"

Klemm: "Take a guess."

Boerne und Thiel: "No?"

Klemm: "Take another guess."

#Tatort #Tatort Münster #Thiel #Boerne #Boerne/Thiel #tatort incorrect quotes #Klemm #Frank Thiel #Karl Friedrich Boerne #Wilhelmine Klemm #a classic

[mordsfesch]

Ivo: What is your biggest weakness?

Franz: I can be uncooperative.

Ivo: Okay, can you give me an example?

Franz: No.

#tatort münchen #incorrect quotes

[tatortkram]

Boerne: This date is boring.

Thiel: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to interrogate the witness.

Boerne: Then why did you invite me?

Thiel: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.

#tatort münster #tatort #tatort meme #incorrect quotes #thiel/boerne