No actually Ted you very much SHOULD keep calling him Dr. Jacob. Remind that unethical motherfucker of the exact nature of his previous relationship to you and your ex-wife.
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the way i see it, colin has three options for handling the repercussions of kissing michael on the pitch in front of everyone:
gatekeep: by some miracle no one caught the kiss on camera so colin's sexuality is kept between him and any fans who happened to be on the pitch near him. the safest option.
girlboss: keeley gets the pr challenge of a lifetime handling the story of the first active premier league player to come out as gay. rebecca is tall and powerful and intimidating in the press room making it clear that richmond stands behind colin one thousand percent. the most realistic option.
gaslight: straight-up blatantly lying. not because he's ashamed or because he thinks he can actually convince anyone that the kiss didn't happen, but just because he refuses to let it be a big deal. acts like he has no idea what anyone is talking about if asked anything related to his sexuality. he doesn't claim to be straight, mind you, he just pretends to be extremely confused about why they're asking because he never kissed anyone in the middle of a football pitch at the end of an internationally-televised game? when presented with photo and video proof of the kiss he says that was some other richmond player named hughes who wears a number 12 jersey. you don't know him, he goes to another school. the funniest option.
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Minor detail I absolutely love is that after Sam and Jamie make up after the Dubai Air protest, they’re constantly next to each other or grabbing onto each other.
Other fun moments:
Jamie snapping for Sam after he talks about his favorite romcom actress.
Mid-game high fives.
How dare you interrupt my best friend’s special haircut moment.
Sam putting himself in front of Jamie so he doesn’t get hit after picking a fight with the other team.
And, of course, my favorite:
Jamie waiting for Sam so they can leave practice together.
They’re best friends, your honor.
Also, I get the sense that Jamie hasn’t really had a lot of close friends so as soon as Sam forgives him and they become friends, he gets immediately clingy. He’s like this is MY best friend I DO need to be touching him at all times or making sure he knows I love him in some way.
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isaac going to colin to admit that he was upset and insecure about the idea that colin didn't trust him, and then apologizing for the way he acted and promising he's not going to let anyone hurt colin. THEN TO TOP IT ALL OFF, isaac admits that even though he couldn't say it, he does love colin
THAT'S MY FUCKING CAPTAIN
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Thinking about colin's misogynistic comment and how homophobia and misogyny fuel each other and feed off each other and how they're so intrinsically connected and how a gay man crossed a line and made what he thought was a throwaway joke as a way to deflect from his queerness but still participated in the harmful culture that most greatly affected a queer woman who has been a victim of said culture since she was 15 and how it directly lead to him being discovered by his best friend who has made homophobic jokes in the past and ughghghhhhh
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The next Himbo event would be them huddled over at the whiteboard discussing plays on how Roy can win back Keeley.
I AM MANIFESTING THIS.
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