#that this is apparently no longer the case. maybe contact ur employer he says? he was very sweet tho thanks dude

[rose-coloured-boy]

you would think they WANT this fucking virus to run rampant given how hard it is to get test kits these days. fucking hell.

#nhsinform says yeah u can totes get test kits if ur in the nhs just use this handy link! #i use the link and it tells me to fuck off unless i am literally having a liver transplant as we speak. but i can call the provided number #if i REALLY think i'm worthy #i call the number! i explain the sitch. the guy on the phone is JUST AS SURPRISED AS ME that nobody has updated anywhere #that this is apparently no longer the case. maybe contact ur employer he says? he was very sweet tho thanks dude #i contact my employer. they say soz champ. ur a staff bank worker. u for realsies cannot be receiving shit. them tests is reserved. #reserved for the folks employed by actual wards. #u do still deffo need 2 clear tests before u can come back within 50ft of a patient tho! ^^ #cool. so like. given that...my tests are now out of date. #and i am still sick as hell. so cannot like...go to the pharmacy for one. #and am broke. because the staff bank hasn't paid me yet for a shift i did two fuckin weeks ago. thanks again for that besties. #HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW IF I'M NOT POSITIVE ANYMORE #this is why outbreaks keep reoccurring and the virus continues to evolve and spread #this and shit like 'haha naww anyone can use the canteen again doesn't need to just be staff!' #and 'lol public can just DECIDE if they wanna mask up for hospital visits now. we can only ask them real niceys and hope they agree!' #fuck all of this man