#i call the number! i explain the sitch. the guy on the phone is JUST AS SURPRISED AS ME that nobody has updated anywhere

[rose-coloured-boy]

you would think they WANT this fucking virus to run rampant given how hard it is to get test kits these days. fucking hell.

#nhsinform says yeah u can totes get test kits if ur in the nhs just use this handy link! #i use the link and it tells me to fuck off unless i am literally having a liver transplant as we speak. but i can call the provided number #if i REALLY think i'm worthy #i call the number! i explain the sitch. the guy on the phone is JUST AS SURPRISED AS ME that nobody has updated anywhere #that this is apparently no longer the case. maybe contact ur employer he says? he was very sweet tho thanks dude #i contact my employer. they say soz champ. ur a staff bank worker. u for realsies cannot be receiving shit. them tests is reserved. #reserved for the folks employed by actual wards. #u do still deffo need 2 clear tests before u can come back within 50ft of a patient tho! ^^ #cool. so like. given that...my tests are now out of date. #and i am still sick as hell. so cannot like...go to the pharmacy for one. #and am broke. because the staff bank hasn't paid me yet for a shift i did two fuckin weeks ago. thanks again for that besties. #HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW IF I'M NOT POSITIVE ANYMORE #this is why outbreaks keep reoccurring and the virus continues to evolve and spread #this and shit like 'haha naww anyone can use the canteen again doesn't need to just be staff!' #and 'lol public can just DECIDE if they wanna mask up for hospital visits now. we can only ask them real niceys and hope they agree!' #fuck all of this man

[windscattered]

Previously

Orlando tensed, ready for sudden movements. Slowly, he looked to Daniel, to measure his reaction to figure out the next move.

Daniel looked horrified. His face had fallen pale and his posture was like a cornered animal’s. Just when Orlando thought he’d faint, his eyes slowly looked down and glazed over, his shoulders drooping in utter defeat.

Orlando decided to try and salvage this. “I am not sure what you’re thinking, but I’m here to just pick up some stuff…” Orlando hesitated. Should he use Daniel’s real name? “... he donated to charity,” Orlando said, putting on his just-a-regular-citizen voice. “Yesterday he donated a coffee maker and a microwave, today it’s some clothes he doesn’t wear anymore.”

The woman’s eyes snapped to Orlando and he immediately understood why Daniel looked so terrified. Her gaze felt like a hawk zeroing in on a mouse. “And who are you?”

Good thing Orlando had learned to mask his emotions from a young age. “My name is Basil. I work for Christine’s Shelter for the Homeless.”

The woman raised her eyebrows. “Mm. And you were here yesterday as well?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

The woman smiled, sickeningly sweet and hiding a dangerous edge. “Interesting. And why did you feel the need to shut my security cameras off while you were here?”

Orlando put a confused look on his face. “The cameras? I… I’m afraid I have no idea what that’s about.”

She narrowed her eyes and stared at Orlando for a long time. “Leave,” she said coldly. “Or I’ll call the police on you.”

“Okay, sheesh,” Orlando said, pretending to be surprised and only slightly peeved. “No need to get so testy.” He left the house and let the brief disguise drop.

This was bad. If the woman was anything like Orlando knew abusive people to be, she would tighten her grip on Daniel now that she’s witnessed an escape attempt. Orlando did manage to play it off as something else, but he was fairly sure she hadn’t bought it. Only an idiot would have looked at the scene right at the front door and thought it was nothing but illicit. Orlando’s stomach twisted as he thought how the woman would treat Daniel from now on… He felt awful for having to leave Daniel there for one more day, but it was either that or risk getting arrested.

Orlando racked his brain for a new plan. Now he not only had to sneak Daniel out of the house, he had to make sure the woman wouldn’t track them down and find him again. Of course, it was surprisingly easy to disappear into the lower levels and be almost completely untracked. Orlando had an advantage in this, since he’s been trained since childhood to track other people while avoiding to be tracked himself.

The hardest part, however, would be getting Daniel and Fang out of the house… The only way Orlando saw how to do that was to wait until the woman was at work and then try again, while hoping it’d work this time.

Orlando sighed and rubbed his forehead. 

As soon as Orlando got home, he texted Daniel, asking if he was okay and reassuring him he was willing to try again if he needed to. He didn’t get an answer in a few days.

On the third day, he finally got a response.

Daniel: Hey sorry for that

Orlando scrambled to reply as fast as he could.

Me: Don’t worry about it! Are you okay?

Daniel: This isnt delano tho sorry

Daniel: This is the guy with the mohawk do you remember me

Me: Oh, yes, I do

Daniel: My names adriano btw

Daniel: Anyway delanos… hes not fine

Daniel: Delanos like… idk how to describe it its like he gave up on escaping its like hes just going to accept that this is his life now

Daniel: Its scary as fuck dude

Daniel: Mom took his phone away like hes a teenager thats so fucking messed up

Daniel: I stole his phone back but he insisted i have it just in case

Daniel: Im fucking terrified moms literally holding him as a prisoner here

Daniel: I never knew mom could do something like this

Daniel: We cant stay here

Daniel: You gotta help us

The texts popped up one after another in rapid succession. Orlando waited until he was done.

Me: Okay. Let me make some things clear. Does Delano still want out?

Daniel: Idk man he’s so defeated

Daniel: Im going to drag him out tho

Daniel: My moms a psycho this place is killing him

Me: Alright. I’ll drag him out too, if you want me to

Daniel: Why is that even a question of course i want you to get us the fuck out of here

Daniel: Theres no way i can trust mom again now that ive seen what shes really like

Me: Of course. And you want to come along too?

Daniel: Yeah

Orlando frowned. Hiding two people and a dog might be tricky. But he would at least try.

Me: I’ll do what I can

Daniel: Delano said you need to talk to lillith

Orlando frowned. Lillith? The founder of the Sex Workers’ Union? The Queen of the Low Levels? Wait, why was Orlando surprised that Daniel knew her? Daniel was a sex worker, of course he would belong in the Union.

Contacting Lillith would be a good call, though. She was notoriously protective of sex workers. If they were lucky, she could help with this situation… 

Me: I’ll do that. Thank you

Me: I’ll contact you when I have a plan

Me: Try to hold on until then

Daniel: Thank you

Daniel: Well do our best

Orlando had worked for Lillith a few times before, but he didn’t know her personally. He had to wonder if she would respond well to him asking a favour, as he wasn’t a part of the union. Figuring he had to at least try, he sent Lillith a text.

Me: Hello, Miss Lillith. I am contacting you today on behalf of one of your workers. He is currently held against his will by an abusive person and he needs help getting out. He and I both would appreciate your help.

Lillith took a short time to reply.

Miss Lilly: What’s the worker’s name? Do you have an address?

Me: I believe his name is Delano

Orlando also sent the address to her.

Miss Lilly: Jesus fucking christ

Miss Lilly: He just had to go piss of that bitch out of all people

Me: What do you mean?

Miss Lilly: It’s going to be bitch and a half busting him out, is what I mean

Miss Lilly: I’ve heard rumours that this woman has no chill

Orlando thought back when she had looked at him when he had been at her house. He could believe that.

Me: I am not surprised

Miss Lilly: Yeah. I need more info on the sitch. Can I text Delano? Does he have his phone?

Me: His phone is secured, but he doesn’t have access to it. You can text the number and get an answer, though

Miss Lilly: Wdym? Who has his phone?

Me: We can trust him. He’s also stuck in the house with Delano. We need to get him out as well

Miss Lilly: So there’s two people we need to get out?

Me: Two people and a dog

Miss Lilly: Hmm. It’s going to be tricky, but possible

Miss Lilly: How much stuff are they going to have?

Me: I got most of Delano’s stuff out, so only a little of his, but most of Adriano’s. I believe he has a guitar that he’s going to want to take along.

Me: Delano also has a broken arm at the moment

Miss Lilly: God damn

Miss Lilly: Okay. No panic. I have a plan

***

And so, a few days later, Orlando was headed back to the house, with four sex workers (Ana, Sara, Jessie and Rosa, as Orlando learned) sent by Lillith. “To help carry stuff,” one of them had explained. Orlando hadn’t complained.

“How do we know she won’t appear to interrupt us again?” Orlando asked, while the group were in an elevator, on their way to the upper levels.

“Lils got it,” Jessie said.

“If Lils says she got it, she got it,” Sara agreed.

“We trust Lils,” Rosa said with a nod.

Orlando nodded slowly. He supposed he should trust her too, then.

The group arrived at the house and put on masks that would scramble their faces on any cameras that caught them.

“Let’s go, girls,” Ana said with a grin. “And boy, I guess.”

The group marched to the door and rang the doorbell before Orlando could protest.

“Relax, we’re wearing masks,” Jessie said, waving her hand.

“Yes, but I’d still like to avoid getting caught on security cameras,” Orlando muttered as Rosa hammered the doorbell.

The door opened and Adriano was behind it, looking irritated. “For fuck’s sake, I heard you the fir…” he trailed off as Rosa and Ana screamed.

“Oh my gawd, you’re cuuute!”

Adriano flushed up to his ears, immediately matching his hair. He looked like he was panicking as his eyes landed on Orlando. “Be… BG?”

“It’s me,” Orlando said with a sheepish smile that Adriano didn’t even see. “I got some extra help with me this time.”

“Alright…”  Adriano let the group in.

“Jesus christ, this place is fancy as shit,” Sara said as they stepped in.

“God daaaamn,” Ana breathed. “I wouldn’t mind switching places with Delano.”

“Why did you bring sex workers here?” Adriano whispered to Orlando.

“They’re here to help,” Orlando whispered back. “Be respectful.”

Daniel appeared and the girls screamed. “DELANOOOO!”

Daniel looked like a deer in the headlights as the girls rushed him, all talking over each other.

“Where have you been?”

“I missed youuu!”

“When did you get a sugar daddy?” 

“Can I have him once you’re done with him?”

Adriano stared at this unfolding with utter disbelief.

Orlando clapped his hands to gain everyone’s attention. “I’m sorry to cut this short, but we’re on a schedule here.”

“Agreed,” Jessie said. “Let’s get a move on. We can talk while walking. Where’s your stuff?”

So the group dispersed to gather the luggage they needed, spiced with chaotic chattering from the girls.

“Can we steal something?”

“We should steal something!”

“I really don’t care if you do,” Adriano said.

“Oh shit, really?!” Rosa said, eyes wide. “I was just joking!”

“Go fucking nuts,” Adriano said, “cause as much grief to her as you can.”

The girls exchanged looks. “Let’s steal her shampoo!” They ran off. Adriano followed, for some reason.

“Jesus christ,” Delano sighed.

“Everything okay?” Orlando asked.

“Yeah,” Delano said. “Just overwhelmed. I haven’t even thought about sex work for the whole time I’ve been here. It all feels so distant now.”

Orlando nodded slowly. “Are you going to continue doing it once you’re free?”

Delano was quiet for a moment. Just as he drew a breath to answer, the girls and Adriano returned.

“Thanks for letting us rob your mom, sweetie,” Sara said, pinching Adriano’s cheek. “We don’t have to buy skincare for a few weeks now.”

Adriano was blushing again. “No problem.”

As the groups got ready to leave again, Orlando noticed that Delano freezed. “What’s wrong?”

Delano shifted his weight. “I… I just have a bad feeling, is all.”

Orlando nodded again. Last time they had gotten this far, their plan had failed at this same step.

“Don’t worry,” Jessie grinned, giving him a thumbs-up. “Lils said she’s making sure we’ll get to the lower levels safely.”

“Yeah, trust Lils,” Ana said.

Delano looked down at Fang on her leash, who was looking up at him, tail wagging. Finally, Delano nodded and looked back up at the group. “Let’s go.”

[herocentral]

Possible Hero 6

Well a couple of days some watching of KP, Marvel Rising & BH6 for inspiration later and heres chapter 6 of Possible Hero 6 this will be a two part chapter and will lead up to events before the finale which will be based off the storyline of the BH6 season finale. But for now lets begin.  Kim Possible & Big Hero 6 (c) Disney, 2020 I don't own the characters this is just for fun!

Chapter 6 Destructo- nightmare part 1

In the wake of last nights undercover mission Team Possible and Big Hero 6 now know who Drakken is working with and what Yama is having him build a robot filled with enough weapons to put Ultron from the Avengers to shame. 

In the morning air of San Fransokyo Baymax, Hiro and Kim were armoured up/suited up and flying around the city skyline looking out for trouble Baymax was using his super sensor to scan the area for Shego and trying to find any traces of ion emissions from her powers.

“Anything Baymax?” Hiro asked. “Negative there is no sign of Shego or Drakken.” Baymax replied. 

The Kimmunicator then sounds off and Kim answers it. 

“Wade any news?” Kim said. “Nothing Kim, I can’t get an exact fix on Drakken, ever since he blew up his lair I can’t see, to track him or Shego.” Wade relayed. 

“Same Sitch on our our end, they may have gone underground in hiding.” Kim deduced.

“So how are we going to find them?” Hiro asked. 

“Well from experience, Drakken usually shows up when he moves his plan into action, so until Wade comes up with any new leads we’ll have to wait.” Kim decided. “But I’ve got a feeling Drakken will play his hand soon.” 

With that Baymax flew away back to Hiro’s garage. 

Periodic Table Cafe (SFIT)

Later that day after a number of classes Honey Lemon, Gogo, Wasabi, Fred, Hiro and Baymax were at the periodic table cafe having lunch.

“Fred you sure you should be eating that mystery meat again?” Wasabi asked a little concerned. 

“Hey it wasn’t so bad last time and it’s a known fact that something’s better the second time round.” Fred explained as he started eating. 

“Maybe in some cases but here it’s really not.” Honey Lemon said. 

“Yeah, so any word from Kim yet?” Gogo then asked. Hiro checked his phone with no recent messages from the red headed teen or from Ron. 

“No nothing I don’t like it when a villain goes quiet.” Hiro said feeling a little anxious. 

“Yeah kinda like Obake.” Fred observed with his mouth full whilst Wasabi used wipes he’d brought from home to clean up the mess his spit was causing. 

“Yeah but the difference is Obake is unpredictable and we don’t know what he has planned.” Gogo said. “We know what Yama and Drakken are planning but have no idea what he’s doing or when he’s going to do it.” 

“Yeah I have to admit guys I’m freaking out a little.” Honey Lemon admitted. 

“Yeah but don’t forget we’ve got Kim Possible helping us we’re bound to stop this evil scheme.” Fred said confidently. 

“Working together has had a higher success rate than working individual.” Baymax explained. 

Just then Karmi came by with a tray of her lunch and looked to Hiro. 

“Hey Hamada.” Karmi called getting his attention. 

“Yeah what is it Karmi” Hiro asked. “Just wanted you to know there’s some robotics doctor looking for you.” She then said. 

“Really who?” Hiro asked with interest. “Don’t know he didn’t give his name he said he was looking for you.” Karmi shrugged as she left. 

This had gotten everyone curious Hiro especially but none the less he left the cafeteria table to go to his lab.

“Well I guess I better find out what he wants.” Hiro said and Baymax soon followed. The team did have a look of concern on their faces because if any robotics experts had come to see Hiro they would’ve been notified by Professor Granville. 

Soon Hiro and Baymax arrived in the robotics lab and made his way to his lab. When he opened the door he saw someone in a black trench coat sitting on the chair with his back facing Hiro.

“Uh hello?” Hiro asked. “Ah greetings Mr. Hamada.” Said the ‘robotics doctor’ however Hiro could tell something was up the voice sounded familiar. 

“I understand your a robotics expert impressive.” The figure then stood up and turned around to reveal..

“For a teenager!” It was revealed to be Dr.Drakken himself. 

Hiro was frozen in fright and was about to act when suddenly he felt a sudden pain in his back and it revealed to be Shego who just stunned him with a taser. 

“Oh no” Baymax said but before he could act Shego tased  him too right on the face shorting him out and he fell to the ground. 

Hiro saw this right before he lost consciousness. “Baymax....” he groaned before everything went black. 

Soon he woke up a little disoriented and he could feel he was on a cold metal surface when his senses returned to him he was tied down by metal clamps on a cold metal table he could see he was inside some kind of lair not surprising who. 

“What the..” Hiro said as he woke up. “Where am I what’s going on!” Suddenly a light lit up showing Baymax was stuck inside a cell surrounded by energy bars. 

“Baymax?!” Hiro called. “Hiro.” Baymax said. 

“Well well look who’s finally awake.” Called a voice and it was revealed to be Drakken and Shego. 

“Drakken!” Hiro exclaimed. “Hmm” Drakken said in surprise. “You’ve heard of me.” 

Hiro quickly made up an excuse as he didn’t want Drakken to know who he really was. 

“Uh yeah your Dr.Drakken a major super villain I heard about on the news.” Hiro said chuckling nervously. 

“Ah so I am well known ha beat that Professor Dementor!” Drakken gloated however Shego just eyed the young teenager suspiciously she couldn’t help but wonder where she’s seen him before. 

“Now then I’ll get straight to the point mr. Hamada, I have a little robotics problem and according to my associate Mr.Yama your the person to talk to about this problem.” Drakken then explained. 

“What ever you want your not going to get it.” Hiro said. “Oh maybe you’ll change your mind when I show it to you.” Drakken said as he gestured to the Destructo Yama in the room. 

“Behold the Destructo Yama a robot designed for one thing.” Drakken explained “don’t tell me world conquest.” Hiro cracked.

“Gah another lippy teenager!” Drakken said. “Look all I need is a robotics expert to fix some glitches in the programming and the cyber circuitry and that is why I need you.” Drakken said. 

“We’ll forget it I’m not helping you.” Hiro said. “I mean why would you think I would for an evil genius your pretty stupid.” He then cracked. 

“What I’m an evil genius!” Drakken exclaimed. However at that moment Shego realised something as she looked at Hiro closely. 

“Wait a minute.” Shego said as she took a long hard look at Hiro and noticed his face and eyes looked a lot like someone she’d seen before then it hit her. 

“No way !” Shego exclaimed “What what is it?” Drakken demanded. 

“Dr. D this is one of those Big Hero 6 guys.” This caused Hiro to grimace in horror a supervillain knew who he was. 

“What him? you sure Shego?” Drakken said. 

“Gah it’s that one in purple armour with that big red robot, I’ll bet you anything that walking balloon is said red robot.” Shego said pointing directly at Baymax who blinked. 

“I am a personal healthcare companion.” Baymax simply said with his know it all finger pointing up. 

Drakken took a close look at Baymax and noticed his eyes. 

“Hmm, well he does have the same eyes as that red robot.” Drakken observed. Shego just groaned in frustration then decided to persuade Hiro herself.

“Okay kid, lets try this again.” Shego said approaching him. “We need you to fix these robots otherwise we could just hand you over to Yama, apparently he’s got a score to settle with you.” 

“I’ve seen Yama before and I’m not scared of him.” Hiro said. 

“Only when you didn’t have your friends backing you up, cause without them your just a defenceless genius.” Shego said. 

“Says the one helping mr blue clueless over there.” Hiro cracked. 

“HEY I HEARD THAT!” Drakken shouted. Shego knew this kid was good and couldn’t be intimidated, however she had another means. She then proceeded to lower the bars on Baymax’s cell. 

“Wait what are you doing?” Hiro said a little frightened. “Yes I’d like to know too.” Drakken asked. 

“Your going to help us kid, because if you don’t…” Shego ignites her plasma energy in her right hand  and thanks to the energy enhancers made it glow brighter with energy. She then places it close to Baymax. 

“I’m gonna cut this robot of yours into tiny little pieces.” She then smirked. 

“No don’t touch him!” Hiro said “Fire can be dangerous and cause sever burns.” Baymax then pointed out. 

“Hm your smart for a marshmallow, no offence.” Shego said.

“I am a robot I cannot be offended.” Baymax just says. 

Shego then notices the circular port on Baymax and when she touches it it opens to reveal his data disk port. 

“Ah I wonder what happens if I burn some of these.” She said smirking. 

“No!” Hiro cried. “Why you making such a fuss he’s just a robot.” Drakken asked. 

“He’s not just a robot, he’s like my family.” Hiro then exclaimed angrily. “Please don’t hurt my friend.” 

Shego just gagged in disgust whilst Drakken just walked over to Shego. 

“Well thats, actually quite touching but lets see..” Drakken was about to finish his sentence he noticed one of the chips had a familiar looking ‘KP’ logo on it. He then proceeded to remove the chip and looked at it with curiosity. 

He goes over to the computer console and inserts the data chip into it and reviewed its contents he saw it was all the data Hiro collected during the teams training sessions with Kim and Ron. This development made Drakken grin from ear to ear.

“Ohh ho ho, seems you’ve already been very useful to me Hamada, with this the Destructo Yama will be invincible!” Drakken exclaimed. 

“So kid what will it be.” Shego said getting ready to burn Baymax’s data port and chips Hiro knew he couldn’t help these bad people finish their robots but at the same time he couldn’t lose Baymax not again. 

“STOP!” Hiro cried. “I’ll help you but if any harm comes to Baymax I won’t fix the robots!” He then added.

This put a smirk on Shego’s face and even more for Drakken. 

“Good.” Then let’s get to work. He then grinned. 

Meanwhile at the Hotel

Kim was sitting on her bed next to her Kimmunicator waiting to hear from Wade about Drakken and Shego’s whereabouts. Minutes passed and still nothing. 

“Kim.” A voice then startled her and she turned to see Ron standing at the door with Rufus on his shoulder. 

“Oh sorry Ron you just startled me.” Kim said. Ron then proceeded to sit next to her. 

“So I’m guessing there’s no word from Wade.” Ron asked. 

“No nothing, and I don’t like it.” Kim said. “Come on chin up KP we’ll find Drakken and stop his evil scheme like we always do.” Ron said. “especially since we have a group of superheroes helping us second only to the worlds best teen hero.” 

Kim then turned to Ron with a smile and a slight chuckle. 

“Thanks Ron you always know just what to say.” Kim said.

“Well what kinda friend or sidekick would I be if I wasn’t there for my best friend.” Ron smiled and Rufus squeaked in agreement. 

Just then they could hear a voice and it was Kim’s mom on the phone to someone. The two exited the room and could see Ann was on the phone. 

“No Cass I haven’t seen him.” Ann said as she was talking to Hiro’s Aunt Cass. 

“Oh no no don’t worry I’m sure he’s fine he’s probably out with his classmates.” Ann said and she saw Kim and Ron standing in the room and then she had an idea.

“Look if it’ll put your mind at ease I’ll ask Kimmy to go to the campus and look for him.” Ann said and with that Kim, Ron and Rufus left the hotel room waving to Ann and she waved to them. 

When they were walking down the hallway Kim’s phone started ringing. She looked at the screen and saw it was Honey Lemon calling her. 

“Hello.” Kim said. “Kim its Honey Lemon..” “I think I know why your calling have the others meet me at SFIT.” Kim replied.  

Hiro’s Lab:

Soon everyone was gathered at Hiro’s lab looking for him but so far couldn’t find any trace of him on campus. Whilst the team looked around campus Kim went to the deans office.

She knocked on the door and waited. “Come in.” 

Called a voice and Kim opened the door to see Professor Granville at her desk. 

“Professor Granville.” Kim said coming into the office. “Ah Miss Possible this is a surprise, can I help you with anything?” 

Granville asked. 

“Well is Hiro around on the campus, it’s just according to his Aunt he hadn’t come home after his after his classes.” Kim explained. 

“I see, well I haven’t seen Mr.Hamada since this morning or anywhere on campus since then.” Granville explained. 

This had gotten Kim even more confused and a little worried Hiro doesn’t just disappear and not tell anyone, he couldn’t be bot fighting given he’d given it up, unless…

“Professor, have you seen any strange people lately on campus people you didn’t know about?” Kim then asked

Granville was a little more than surprised and took a moment to think when something came to mind. 

“Well I can’t say I’ve seen any strange people around the campus Miss Possible.” Professor Granville explained. 

“However I did overhear someone talking to my biotech student Karmi asking her to leave a message to Mr.Hamada, said he was a robotics expert wanting to meet him.”

“Whats strange about that?” Kim asked. “I wasn’t notified by any visiting robotics experts to the campus its university policy.” Granville then explained.

“I see are there any security cameras in the robotics lab if so I’d like to have a look at the footage.” Kim then requested. 

“Well normally I wouldn’t allow someone access to the security footage.” Granville said “however if one of my students maybe missing I can make an exception for his safety.” 

Professor Granville makes a few types on her computer and brings up the security footage from the robotics lab and shows todays log. They look through the footage and sees two figures leaving the lab with Hiro and Baymax in hand Kim recognises the two figures almost instantly. 

“Oh no!” Kim breathed. “They’re kidnapping him.” Professor Granville said in slight horror then turns to Kim. 

“You better find Mr. Fredrickson and the others Miss Possible.” She then suggested much to Kims surprise. 

“Wait Fred why do him and the others need to know?” Kim asked while trying to keep their secret. 

“Well so you can find Mr.Hamada of course after all if these people took him for a reason you’ll need the remainder of Big Hero 6 to help you and Mr.Stoppable.” Granville then said. 

This surprised Kim even more she wasn’t expecting the dean of the university to know who Big Hero 6 were much to her surprise, but the how would have to wait. 

Later everyone met at Hiro’s Garage and Kim explained her recent discovery minus another recent thing. 

“So Drakken and Shego have Hiro!” Honey Lemon said in concern. 

“But why? why take him to start with?” Ron asked. “Best guess Drakken must need him for something and I bet after our little trip to the Bot Fights, Yama must have told him about Hiro as payback.” Kim deduced. 

“Like he’d ever help Drakken.” Wasabi then said. 

“What if Drakken threatens Hiro with Baymax to make him work it’s a classic move in the comics threaten what the hero loves most and he’ll comply.” Fred then pointed out. 

“That actually makes a lot of sense.” Gogo said. 

Kim then pulls out the Kimmunicator to call Wade. “Wade are you there.

“Yeah Kim I’m here no leads on Drakken yet.” Wade relayed. 

“Drakken and Shego’s taken Hiro and Baymax we need to find them fast.” Kim then explained. 

“How we don’t have Baymax?” Wasabi said. 

“Well I’ll see if I…” Just then the feed to Wade started to cut out and the screen glitched. 

“Wade are you there, Wade?” Kim said but the screen just went black and was replaced by a certain red devil avatar. 

“Greetings Miss Possible, Greetings Big Hero 6” A voice then sounded from the Kimmunicator and the rest of BH6 recognised that voice all too well. 

“Wait who is this?” Kim demanded “And how’d you hack this frequency?” 

“Oh we’ve never officially met but I’m sure the heroes that your with know all too well.” Said the voice.

“Its Obake!” Gogo glared. “Obake?” Ron asked and Rufus just shrugged not knowing who that was. 

“Oh he’s basically our arch foe who we’ve been trying to stop for months its on the conspiracy board over there.” Fred explained and point to a board with various images and pins of Obake’s avatar with push pins and thread linking different images to him such as a painting done by Linor Shimamoto and various other things. 

“You know for someone who can do anything it seems you’ve hit a road block finding where your enemy’s hide.” Obake said. 

“I don’t know who you are but if your not going anywhere with this then I’m…” “I’m only saying maybe you need a way to ‘chip’ a way to find what you seek.” Obake said interrupting Kim. 

“Farewell for now.” then the Kimmunicator screen goes back to normal. “Okay that was weird.” Kim said a little creeped out. 

“Kim!” Wade then called in. “Wade what happened?” Kim asked. 

“Someone hacked into my system then into the Kimmunicator transmission frequency.” Wade explained. 

“What I thought the Kimmunicator was hack proof?” Ron asked. “Yeah?” Rufus asked.

“It is whoever this Obake guy is he’s good he didn’t even leave a trace for me to follow.” Wade then explained. 

“Yeah he’s as good as they come.” Wasabi said. “Okay 411 me on this guy later right now we need to find Hiro.” Kim then decided. 

“Again how without Baymax we can’t scan for him.” Honey Lemon then reminded. 

Kim took a moment to think, they couldn’t find Hiro since they didn’t have Baymax’s super sensor and Wade couldn’t find any leads on Drakken’s lair, she knew interrogating Yama wouldn’t do much good as he probably wouldn’t crack. Then something rang in her she remembered what Obake said ‘chip’ in then she realised something. 

“Wait.” Kim said getting everyones attention. “Wade is it possible for you to track Baymax via the data chips in him?” She then asked.

“Its possible but I’d need said data from the chips in order to track the chip.” Wade said.

Kim realised that they would need a copy of the data and she turned to the others. 

“Guys Tadashi built Baymax right?, if so would he have back up files of Baymax’s health care matrix if he lost the chip?” She then asked the rest of the team. 

“Yeah they may still be on his computer in his old lab.” Gogo deduced. 

Drakken’s Lair: Location Unknown:

In Drakkens lair the Destructo Yama’s head was open and Hiro was working on its cyber circuitry and was being watched by Shego to make sure he didn’t try anything. 

Drakken meanwhile was busy making a copy of the data found on Baymax’s KP chip and transferring the data to the Destructo Yama’s CPU. 

“You know for a mad scientist this is pretty impressive work.” Hiro then said for the sake of conversation. 

“Why thank you I do know how to build a robot.” Drakken replied to what he thought was a compliment but…

“I mean for a college reject.” Hiro then cracked. 

“Drop out thank you very much they let me in I let myself out!” Drakken then exclaimed. 

“Yeah just because you couldn’t make a robot date for a dance then later developed versions of said robots turned on you to become their own villains.” Hiro then said remembering some of the stories Kim told him. 

“Grr shut it brat!” Drakken said. Shego can’t you get him to go faster!?” He then said to his assistant. 

“Yeah yeah whatever.” She said reading her magazine. 

“Oh and by the way Shego I heard you used to be a superhero.” Hiro then said. 

“Ancient history kid.” Shego dismissed. “But heres what I don’t get, you were given incredible powers and use them for good to start with but now you use them to hurt people why?” Hiro asked the green villain who didn’t say anything. 

“It wouldn’t have anything to do with your brothers would it?” Hiro then said when suddenly a shot of green energy blasted past him and hit the ground. 

“If I were you kid I’d be careful what you say next.” Shego said with a death glare. 

“Okay okay but just out of curiosity where’d you get those energy enhancing gauntlets?” Hiro asked. 

“Stole them from Krei tech.” Shego said. “Doubt it no way Krei tech could produce things like that.” Hiro observed. 

“Okay since your not going to see the light of day, I got them from some creepy guy who called me out.” Shego explained. 

“He didn’t happen to have a glowing part of his face did he?” Hiro then asked. 

“Yeah whatever.” Shego brushed off which all but confirmed his theory about where Shego got the energy enhancers. 

“You done yet?” Drakken demanded. “Nearly, by the way where’s Baymax?” Hiro then demanded back. 

“Oh don’t worry about that walking balloon bot he’s safe promise.” Drakken said but secretly had his fingers crossed behind his back so Hiro couldn’t see it. 

Back at SFIT

In Hiro’s lab the team was looking for Tadashi’s data files for Baymax’s healthcare matrix hoping to find a way to track Baymax himself. 

Soon Gogo found a file on the computer marked Baymax, she opened it and found the data they needed. 

“Here it is.” Gogo said and Kim connects the Kimmunicator to the computer and downloads the data to Wade. 

On the other end Wade received the data and began using it. “Okay guys I’ve got the data.” Wade said as he set to work converting the data into something he could track when finally. 

“Kim I’ve converted the data to an update for your Kimmunicator tracking system.” Wade explained “I’m beginning a scan of the city for similar data.” 

Soon after short time they had something. “Got it they are at a warehouse on the west side of the city.” Wade relayed showing a map on the Kimmunicator.

“We know where that is, it’s where we first fought the Mad Jacks.” Fred explained. 

“But how do we get there?” Ron asked. “We’ll take my car.” Wasabi suggested showing his car keys only for Gogo to snatch them away. 

“I’m driving.” Gogo said. “Oh no no no I am  not letting you drive especially after last time!” Wasabi protested as he chased after her. 

“Last time?” Ron asked rather worried. “Its a long story.” Honey Lemon explained. “Well how bad could it be?” Ron asked to which Rufus nodded. 

In the car Ron was screaming his head off in Wasabi’s small grey car as he clung to Wasabi who was in the back with him, Rufus Honey Lemon and Fred (in his monster suit) whilst Kim (in her mission suit) was in the passenger seat Gogo was driving in her armour. The car sped through the streets like a racer possessed and the engine roared like a racing car down a track. Later at the warehouse The car pulled up to the warehouse then did a power slide as it stopped. 

Wasabi and Ron pushed each other to get out of the car first panting like crazy whilst Ron just threw up. Rufus was dizzy and couldn’t stand up straight. 

When Ron came around he looked to Wasabi. 

“Seriously where the heck did she learn to drive!” Ron exclaimed. 

“I’ve literally asked myself that very same question since the last time she drove my car!” Wasabi exclaimed. 

“Hey this is an emergency we didn’t have time for your safety checks.” Gogo pointed out as she got out the car with Kim and Honey Lemon. 

“Well look on the bright side at least the car didn’t end up in the bay this time.” Honey Lemon smiled trying to look on the bright side. 

“Okay crazy good driving aside let’s go.” Kim said getting on the mission. They arrived at the door to the warehouse and when Kim tried pulling on the door she found it was locked by a pad lock. 

“Locked.” Kim groaned. “No worries KP.” Ron said “Rufus your up.” Ron said and on cue Rufus emerged and crawled up to the pad lock and using his finger he’s picks the tumblers in the lock until, click. The padlock opens and Rufus squeaks triumphant. 

“Whoa?” Wasabi said impressed. “Yeah gross but handy.” Gogo said with a slight smirk. They then proceeded to enter the warehouse. 

They look around and see its a little condemned and but still in use given the amount of shipping containers stored there. Everyone looked around for any sign of their missing team mates but so far nothing, nothing but darkness.

It was rather quiet however the only thing that could be heard was Fred humming a song to himself in his suit. 

“Hmhmmhmhm, Freds Angels, hm,mmm, Freds Angels, m..mmm.” Fred hummed. 

“Fred zip it!” Gogo whispered. “Yeah keep your head in the game.” Kim agreed. 

They looked around the warehouse but they still couldn’t see any trace of their friends. 

“I don’t get it where’s Baymax?” Honey Lemon said. 

“Baymax!” Ron called then all of a sudden the door of the warehouse slammed shut surprising everyone in the room then a lone light shone in the room revealing a certain robot now in his red armour. 

“There he is!” Fred said as Ron went over to him. 

However when they looked at him he didn’t move an inch it looked like he was deactivated. 

“Baymax, buddy you okay?” Ron asked however there was no response. 

Looking at the scene Gogo could see something wasn’t right about this situation. 

“Hold on, somethings not right here.” Gogo said in caution. 

“Yeah guys my super hero senses are tingling.” Fredzilla said. 

Ron looked closer at Baymax then suddenly his eyes lit up in red. Before Ron could react Baymax smacked Ron to the side with his fist and into a container. 

“Ron!” Kim exclaimed Baymax then raised his left fist and fired his rocket fist at the rest of the group!

“Get down!” Gogo said tackling Kim to the ground to avoid the rocket fist which then returned to Baymax who began to approach the group with his rocket boots and tries to crush them. The team quickly move aside to avoid the impact from his fist Honey Lemon was slow to recover and saw Baymax aiming his rocket fist at her however. 

Acting quickly Gogo jumped on Baymax’s arm and directed the fist to the roof. 

“Baymax stop its us your..” Gogo tried but Baymax just swatted her away and across the floor and his right fist returned to him as he turned his attention to her. From his point of view a targeting grid was locked on Gogo with a list of targets including the rest of the team, Kim and Ron. 

Baymax readied his fist to fire at Gogo. 

“Fred we gotta do something!” Wasabi exclaimed and the two quickly jumped onto the robots back trying to pull him away from Gogo which does work and Baymax tries to pull them off his back. Kim hurries over to Gogo to help her up. 

“Gogo what’s wrong with Baymax why is he attacking us?!” Kim asked. 

“This has happened before when Hiro removed his healthcare chip to attack Callaghan.” Gogo explained. 

“Wait what?” Kim exclaimed in shock. “Look he was angry about Tadashi but right now we need to snap Baymax out of this!” Gogo then said in a serious tone.

Kim nodded and turned to her Kimmunicator. 

“Wade Baymax is attacking us we think somethings causing him to do this!” Kim said. “I need you to scan him.” 

“On it Kim!” Wade said and Kim held up her Kimmunicator and a beam of light emerged from the top above the screen and it scanned Baymax whilst Wasabi and Fredzilla tried to hold him back. 

The scanning light retracted back into the Kimmunicator giving Wade the data. In analysing the scan from his computer he could see there was something in Baymax’s data port. 

“Kim there’s a chip inside Baymax causing him to lash out and it’s programming him to attack you, and the team.” Wade explained. 

“Can you hack it and reboot Baymax somehow?” Gogo asked. 

“No go, it’s preventing me from hacking in your going to have to remove it manually.” Wade explained. 

“Oh that’ll be easy.” Kim said sarcastically. Baymax grabbed Fred by his suit tail and threw him away into a wall and then slammed Wasabi into a nearby wall with his right fist forcing him to let go. 

“Guys there’s a chip inside Baymax we’ve gotta try and remove it!” Kim exclaimed and so Honey Lemon helped Ron up and Fred gets back up as does Wasabi. 

“Everyone surround him we need to restrain him on all sides.!” Gogo relayed as she began skating on her mag lev skates getting Baymax’s attention whilst Wasabi jumps on his back and tries to reach his access port in his chest but Baymax just grabs Wasabi by the head and tosses him into Gogo. Honey Lemon throws some chem balls from her purse aiming at her legs.

The impact created ice goop around Baymax’s legs restricting his movement so he couldn’t move. 

“Fred now!” Honey Lemon exclaimed and Fred moves quickly performing a super jump and landing on Baymax back and reaches for his access port however Baymax grabs Fred by his suit collar and tosses him away into a container knocking off the top half of his suit. 

Baymax fires up his jet boots and breaks free from the goop then fires his left rocket fist which crashes into the ground near Honey Lemon and the force of impact sends her flying. 

“I’m coming!” Ron exclaimed and quickly caught Honey Lemon in his arms but the force sent him crashing into some crates rendering them unconscious. 

Before Baymax can finish them off wrapping round his rocket fist was a cable which was trying to pull Baymax back. He turned to see Kim with her grappling hair dryer trying to use the cable to pull Baymax back. 

“Thats enough Baymax!” Kim exclaimed but Baymax’s eyes glowed even brighter and then pulled the cable towards him yanking Kim forwards and Baymax readied his right-hand  rocket fist but acting quickly the red head teen quickly planted her hands on his arm and flipped over him. She landed on the ground only for Baymax to fire his right hand rocket fist towards Kim who quickly backflips out of the way to avoid it she then runs and leaps onto Baymax’s shoulders using on of her cheer routines. 

She tries to reach for his access port however Baymax grabs her by the arm and tosses her into the front wall leaving a crack in the wall. She falls to the ground groaning in pain. 

“Kim!” Wasabi called as he Fred and Gogo hurry to help Kim by trying to hold Baymax back as he tries to approach her. 

In the stack of destroyed crates Rufus emerges from the unconscious Rons pocket and saw what was happening he could see the rest of BH6 trying to stop Baymax only for him to whack and toss them away from him. He was horrified when he saw what the red robot was going to do so he quickly scurried over to him and climbed up his leg and Baymax hadn’t yet noticed. 

As Kim was coming around groaning she saw Baymax raised his arms and was getting ready to crush her. Kim looked in horror and she couldn’t move away, for the first time in her life and career she felt very afraid. However before Baymax could deliver the finishing blow, Rufus reached for the access port opened it and quickly pulled on a blue coloured chip on the right from his superhero chip, until finally he pulled it out and fell on the ground. 

With the chip removed Baymax’s eyes turned from raging red to their normal Black circles and he began to lower his fists and from his POV his normal settings were restored and could see Kim looking at him a little scared and relieved whilst everyone else was recovering from the beating they received by his hand. Wasabi helped Fred to his feet whilst Honey lemon was supporting Ron while Gogo slowly got back up on her feet. 

Baymax blinked if he had a face he would’ve been horrified. 

“My healthcare protocol has been violated.” He finally said as he waddled over to Kim and helped her back up on her feet as she pulled away. 

“I regret any distress I might have caused.” Baymax apologised. 

Rufus breathed a sigh of relief the panic was over as Honey Lemon picked him up with her hand. 

“Nice work Rufus.” She said stroking him. “You okay KP?” Fred asked. 

“Yeah I’m fine a little bruised but okay.” Kim said. Rufus then handed Honey lemon the chip he pulled out of Baymax. 

“Kim.” Honey Lemon said handing her the chip and upon close examination she noticed a small symbol of Drakken’s face which she recognised from a certain shampoo he once used. 

“Drakken!” She said crushing the chip in her hand in anger. 

“He must’ve placed this into Baymax left him here so we could find him and let him destroy us.” She deduced. 

This left everyone in surprised how could someone go this low to have a robot built to help people try and destroy them so they wouldn’t get in the way. 

“Okay, that’s just crossing more than a few lines.” Wasabi said. 

“Seriously, what’s this guys deal?” Gogo said a little angered. 

“Uh newsflash Gogo, hes a bad man!” Ron said simply. 

“Alright enough games, now it’s getting personal.” Kim said before turning to Baymax.

“Baymax, find Hiro” She said and Baymax started scanning however there was a problem. 

“My enhanced sensor has been disabled.” Baymax relayed. 

“How much you willing to bet Drakken disabled it knowing that’s how we would track him.” Fred deduced. 

“And the only person who could get it up and running again is being held captive by him.” Honey Lemon said. 

“Come on Wade can get it up and running right?” Ron wondered. “Wades good but not at this kind of robotics.” Kim said and then had an idea but it meant taking a risk.

“But don’t worry, I know someone who can help.” Kim then decided. “but it’ll mean doing something you guys might not like.” 

This had gotten the team rather worried what wouldn’t they like and who exactly is it that could help them with Baymax’s sensor who just blinked in response. 

Later  that late afternoon back at Hiro’s Garage behind the Lucky Cat, Kim was waiting for someone to show up. Soon she heard footsteps approaching and she saw it was her parents James and Ann with Jim and Tim in tow. 

“You made it.” Kim said in relief. “Kimmie cub we got your message but why the sudden urgency?” James asked. 

“Well, some friends of mine need help and well, just promise you won’t judge or freak out.” Kim said which brought about confusion amongst James and his wife why would they judge or freak out while Jim and Tim had a good idea of where this was going. 

So they followed Kim into the garage and were rather surprised by what or rather who they saw. It was five of Big Hero 6 standing in Hiro’s Garage as Honey Lemon waved awkwardly Wasabi was a little worried whilst Gogo kept a mutual expression as for Fred inside his suit he too was a little worried. 

“Hello.” Baymax greeted with a wave. 

“Wait aren’t they?” Ann asked. “Yeah Mom, dad meet Big Hero 6 or at least five of them.” Kim introduced. 

“Kimmie your going to have to explain this to us?” James then said. 

“Well, the thing is Drakken and Shego are in the city and these guys have been tracking them too so after our second encounter we decided to work together, so I trained them to fight better but now their leader has been captured and now we need help.” Kim then breathed after spitting out that large story. 

“Hm fair enough.” James said but whilst Kim was explaining everything Ann was looking rather closely at the red armoured robot and noticed something familiar about his eyes.

“W, wait a second…” Ann took a closer look and then she remembered where she’d seen those eyes before. 

“Is that Baymax?!” Ann said rather surprised. “Baymax?” James said as he took a look. 

“Wait why is he wearing carbon fibre armour?” James then asked. “I also know karate.” Baymax said by moving his hands in a karate fashion. 

The two looked to their daughter for an explanation. “Well that brings us to the next explanation.” Kim then said and turned to the rest of the team. 

“Guys go ahead.” Kim then said and so the team took a deep breath and one by one unmasked themselves, first was Wasabi, followed by Gogo, then Honey Lemon, Fred and finally Baymax. 

The Possibles looked to the faces of the five heroes and instantly recognised them. 

“Hey aren’t you those classmates Hiro always hangs out with?” James observed which then connected more dots in this puzzle. 

“Wait is Hiro part of this too?” Ann asked. “Well technically he started this, or rather his brother did.” Ron explained. 

This had gotten the Possibles even more confused until Baymax weighed in. 

“After Tadashi perished in the fire caused by Professor Callaghan AKA Yokai  Hiro wanted to catch him to improve his emotional state which lead to Wasabi, Honey Lemon, Gogo and Fred helping him, after this we decided to form Big Hero 6 as a way of honouring Tadashi’s legacy.” Baymax explained. 

“Tadashi’s work has become Hiro’s work.” He then added. 

“And right now Drakken has him and forcing him to finish his latest creation but we can’t find him as Drakken disabled the super sensor Hiro added to Baymax and we need help to get it up and running again.” Gogo explained. 

“So Dad we need you and the Tweebs to help Wade fix the sensor so we can track them down.” Kim then explained. 

“Please will you help us?” Honey Lemon said. 

There was a minute of silence for a moment but then. 

“Okay lets get to work.” James then said which more than surprised BH6 to say the least. 

“Wait just like that?” Wasabi said in surprise. “Yeah no lecture on how we shouldn’t be doing this?” Honey Lemon said. 

“Well I’m not one to judge but if my daughter supports this then so do we.” James explained. 

“Don’t worry your secrets safe with us.” Ann said then her phone sounds off and its Aunt Cass. “I’ll deal with Cass you all get to work.” Ann said as she took the call outside and so the crew set to work. 

Using the data on Hiro’s computer and from coordination from Wade James used the computer data and tools in the garage to fix the sensor and Jim passed him the tools needed, whilst Tim was looking at another set of armour for the team that was silver which he thought lacked colour. 

Soon the sensor was finished and so James placed it back onto Baymax’s head. 

“Okay Baymax is it working?” James asked and Baymax turned his head to test the sensor, he looks back to James. 

“My sensor is operational.” Baymax said “Kimmy it's working.” James called and she came over. 

“Great Baymax find Hiro.” she then said and so Baymax stood up and used his sensor to scan for Hiro and then from his eyes created a holo map of his location. 

“I have located Hiro.” Baymax said and the holo map showed a marker of Hiro’s face on an island a distance away from San Fransokyo. This was an island that the team recognised all too well. 

“You have got to be kidding me.” Gogo said deadpanned. “Not there again.” Wasabi said. “Why what’s bad about there?” Tim asked. 

“Its basically an abandoned Krei Tech facility where they were developing portal technology, it was called Project Silent Sparrow.” Honey Lemon explained. 

“Silent Sparrow, I heard that mentioned somewhere from some old contacts of mine but never thought they’d do it.” James remembered. 

“Well they did and long story short it nearly blew up the city when Yokai used it to attack Krei tech.” Fred said. 

“Alright we know where Hiro is let’s roll!” Kim declares. 

Mean while at Drakken’s Lair:

Meanwhile Hiro had finished applying the finishing touches to the Destructo Yama and closed a panel indicating he was finished. 

“Well is it done?” Drakken asked. Hiro climbed down the ladder and faced Drakken and Shego with several henchmen standing behind them clad in red and black suits wearing black visors. 

“Yeah it’s done, now let me and Baymax go.” Hiro then demanded. 

“Ah yes about that, I’m afraid I can’t let loose ends go.” Drakken said as he singled his henchmen to grab Hiro which they did. 

“WHAT!” Hiro said as he struggled to break free. 

“If I did let you go you’d just warn Kim Possible and I’m not letting her foil my plans this time.” Drakken said. 

“Your going to regret this when my friends come for me…” “HA, they’d have to find us to do that and without balloon bot they won’t be able to find us.” Drakken interrupted Hiro. Hiro just looked round his surroundings and instantly recognised the frame work. 

“Its the Krei Tech Silent Sparrow test site isn’t it?” He said with a bored raised eyebrow. 

“WHA, HOW DID YOU?!” Drakken exclaimed. “Dude I’ve been here before.” Hiro said with a smirk. 

“Yeah well we won’t have to worry about Kimmie showing her face here your so called friend has probably seen to that by now.” Shego then pointed out. 

“What are you talking about?” Hiro asked rather serious. 

“Oh let’s just say the doctor gave him a little personality adjustment.” Drakken smiled evilly giving Hiro the impression that he did something to his friends. 

“No you said no harm would come to him!” Hiro exclaimed. 

“Newsflash kid, I’m a bad man.” Drakken then smirked and motioned for his Henchmen to take Hiro away who was kicking and screaming. 

Meanwhile Drakken looked at his creation with pride but then began to wonder should the new found potential of this robot be wasted by a city crime boss or could it do something more. 

In the hallway of the facility two of the henchmen escorted Hiro towards a cell. Hiro knew he couldn’t allow himself to be detained so he devised a plan. 

“GAH!” Hiro cried as he dropped down to the ground in pain. “Get up kid now!” Demanded one of the Henchmen.

Hiro slowly got up whilst smirking but then he quickly performed a leg swipe and tripped up  the henchman on his left. Suddenly the Henchman on his right tries to grab him but Hiro slips out of the way quickly and as the Henchman turned and ran towards him Hiro quickly leaped into the air over the henchman then tripped him up with a leg swipe knocking him to the ground and into an unconscious state. 

“Did I mention I know self defence and was trained by a cheerleader recently.” Hiro smirked as he straightened his hoodie. 

However his smugness was short lived as coming from the left in the hallway was a gang of henchmen who saw their comrades knocked out on the ground and saw the teenager who did it. 

“In Baymax’s words, Oh no.” Hiro grimaced. 

The henchmen began to approach Hiro with every intention to beat him up and carry him to a cell. All of a sudden the right wall exploded and a it catapulted everyone to the floor. Suddenly Hiro saw several coloured balls emerge from the smoke which then encased the henchmen in a blue and pink solid substance. 

Then emerging from the smoke was Gogo, Kim, Honey Lemon, Baymax, Fredzilla, Ron and Rufus standing in a superhero like pose. The moment was dashed when Wasabi started coughing as did Honey Lemon given the dust around them. 

“A little much wouldn’t you say?” Wasabi said. 

“Guys!” Hiro exclaimed in joy and he was even more happy to see a certain robot with them. “BAYMAX!” He said in joy as he jumped up and hugged him. 

“Hiro.” Baymax replied as he hugged him back. “Hiro, are you okay?” Honey Lemon said enveloping him in a hug. 

“You guys came.” Hiro said as he looked to Kim and Ron. 

“Hey we super heroes gotta stick together.” Ron said giving Hiro a fist bump to which he accepted. 

“Hiro where’s Drakken?” Kim then asked. “He’s down there Yamas on his way to get the Destructo Yama which he forced me to finish we gotta stop him!” Hiro said. 

“Well then, you’ll be needing this.” Kim said pulling off her  back pack and revealing its contents to be Hiro’s gear seeing this put a confident smile on his face. 

Back in the main Lab, Yama had just arrived on site to inspect his robot looking it over to make sure it was the specs he wanted. 

“Hmm and your sure Hamada corrected all the issues.” Yama asked suspiciously. 

“Absolutely he took very little convincing threatened what he loved most and he ignored his better instincts.” Drakken then gloated. 

“Hm classic move.” Yama said “Well you’ve delivered now as we agreed I’m gonna use this thing to level the competition in this city and all the crime bosses will answer to me!” Yama then gloated with pride knowing he now had the edge he needed to work his way to the top and also satisfy another associate of his. 

“Uh yes Yama, well there’s a slight change in plans.” Drakken then pointed out which caught Yamas attention. 

“What?” Yama said. “You see, I’m keeping the Destructo Yama.” Drakken then said smirking. 

“WHAT! YOU DARE DOUBLE CROSS ME WE HAD A DEAL!” Yama shouted in anger. 

“Yeah well deals changed you think I’m going to let you use something that can easily conquer the world just to satisfy your needs to be the biggest crime boss in the city well think again I built it I use it to take over the world!” Drakken gloated. 

“NOONE SWINDLES YAMA!” Yama said as he marched over cracking his knuckles intending to hurt Drakken however he was suddenly stopped by Destructo Yama as it picked him up by his shirt collar.

“Put me down you tin can!” Yama exclaimed but the robot didn’t comply. 

“Oh ho please did you forget it only takes orders from the one wearing this.” Drakken said pointing to the bracelet on his right wrist. 

“Destructo Yama please evict Mr.Yama from my lair at once!” Drakken ordered and the robot just launched Yama into the air sending him crashing through the roof out of the building and landed in the bay. 

“Ha now who’s not a big time supervillain!” Drakken gloated. 

“Now with this I shall conquer the world, and better yet that little squirt made it all possible. That’s the thing with genius it’s easy to manipulate and coheres.” Drakken gloated but was then met by two familiar faces and he already squeaked in fear as they clanged their fists. 

It was Hiro armoured alongside Kim with the rest of Big Hero 6 in tow. 

“Your right about one thing Drakken, being a young genius can be tough.” Hiro said “But you know what’s easy?” Kim then asked. 

“This!” They said in unison and both punched Drakken right in the face sending him flying back to the ground. 

“WHAT HOW DID YOU ESCAPE MY PLAN TO ELIMINATE YOU!” Drakken exclaimed. 

“Easy team work.” Wasabi said with pride. 

“Hm impressive.” Drakken said “but so is this!” Drakken pressed the green button on his belt and that activated a force barrier in front of the heroes cutting them off from the other room. When Wasabi and Gogo tried to cut through using their plasma blades and mag lev disks it had no effect. 

“Oh please you think I wouldn’t take precautions!” Drakken said “I found this among some of the old Krei junk in here and you can’t break through it why? Because the off switch is….ALL THE WAY UP THERE!” Drakken pointed out a small red switch on the wall opposite. 

“Okay why would you tell us where the off switch is seems kinda dumb?” asked a deadpanned Gogo. 

“I know right!” Shego agreed “Finally someone gets it!” 

“Zip it Shego!” Drakken said. 

“Now you can witness my plan come to foliation!” Drakken exclaimed “Now with the Destructo…” “Hold on your blabbing out your evil plan?” Wasabi questioned. 

“Uh yeah its standard super villain procedure.” Fredzilla pointed out. “Yeah they actually fill in some blanks.” Ron added. 

“Ahem would the trapees please listen to the uh, trapper please!” Drakken interrupts. 

“Now with the Destructo Yama I shall finally conquer the world and I have you and Kim Possible to thank Mr. Hamada!” Drakken then explained. 

“What?” Kim asked “Well let’s just say that training of yours has proved quite useful to me.” Drakken waved around the ‘KP’ Chip Hiro made for Baymax. 

“No!” Hiro breathed in horror.. “Yes a robot programmed with data from Kim Possible that’s better than I could have hoped for I guess your not as brilliant as you think.” Drakken gloated right in Hiro’s face.

“He’s brilliant enough to use his gift to help people.” Kim then defended Hiro. “Just as his brother was smart enough to build Baymax to fulfil that dream, which he still works to carry out today. Thats what you don’t get ‘Drew’ it’s not the brilliance it’s how you use it!” Kim then said which did put a smile on Hiro face. 

“Yeah and we may just be smart enough to have an ace up our sleeves!” Fredzilla pointed out. 

“What ace lizard boy?” Drakken asked. Just then without warning something busted through the wall on Drakken’s side of the shield and the smoke cleared to reveal a small round robot wearing armour similar to Baymax’s except it was blue and Persian blue and the visor revealed similar eyes to Baymax only his were blue. 

“Have no fear Mini Max is here!” Mini Max declared in a super hero way. 

However all Drakken and Shego could do was laugh out loud with Drakken clutching his stomach. 

“What that, that’s your ace a pint size robot!” Shego laughed. 

However just then Mini Max flew forward and punched Shego in the face and then kicked Drakken in the face and took back the KP chip then flies up to the off switch and presses it deactivating the shield. 

“MINI MAXIMUM HEROICS!” Minimax proclaimed as he landed on Freds arm. 

“Booyah Mini Max!” Ron said and Hiro took back the KP chip and inserted it back into Baymax. 

“Okay guys lets take them down together!” Hiro declared and so the team leaped into action. 

“DESTRUCTO YAMA ATTACK!” Drakken exclaimed and the Destructo Yama responded by charging forwards with blades swinging. The team scatters in different directions and attack from all sides. Gogo attacks first with her mag lev discs to skate along and throws her arm discs to slice at the robot but it deflects the disks then forms blasts from its hands and tries to blast Gogo with them but she is quick to avoid them. Wasabi then tries and leaps in using his plasma blades to try and cut into the robot however it activates a laser blaster on its back and fires at him Wasabi uses his blades as a shield to hold back the blast but it didn’t stop him from falling off the robots back. Thankfully he landed in a soft pink ball compliments of Honey Lemon. 

“Man this robots tough!” Wasabi said. 

Fredzilla then jumps in and unleashes his fire blast from his mouth however it didn’t seem to affect the robots outer shell. 

“WHA?” Fredzilla said in surprise. The robot then blasts Fredzilla into a wall with his right arm cannon just then Baymax flies in and fires his rocket fist at the robot however the Destructo Yama just back flips out of the way using its advanced servos and then leaps in the air and punches Baymax to the ground knocking Hiro off his back. 

“Whoooaa!” Hiro yells thankfully before he hits the ground Kim swings in with her rocket skates and grabs Hiro bridal style before he hits the ground. 

“Nice catch!” Hiro said “Your welcome.” Kim said as they skated to the side. 

“This robot isn’t gonna be easy to take down!” Kim said. “Yeah so how do we beat a robot that fights like you?!” Ron asked hastily. 

“We’ve got to get that controller on Drakkens wrist it should stop the robot!” Kim said. 

“You handle that Kim we’ve got the Destructo Yama!” Hiro suggested and Kim nodded as she and Ron headed after Drakken. 

(Music starts: Born Ready Dove Cameron.) 

Big Hero 6 regrouped around Hiro and faced their opponent Destructo Yama. 

“So what’s the plan?” Gogo asked. “Yeah how do we fight something that learns and fights like Kim?” Wasabi then added. 

“Yeah but remember we’ve trained with Kim, she’s taught us how she fights so we have an advantage so we attack quick and at the same time so it can’t scan all of us!” Hiro strategised. 

“So hit and run combo attacks got it!” Fredzilla said. 

“I’m game.” Honey Lemon said. 

The team then charges forwards with Hiro on Baymax’s back the Destructo Yama fires missiles from its shoulder blasters and the group quickly avoid them and as Wasabi runs Gogo skates along side. 

“Lets sling shot this thing!” Gogo said. “Right.” Wasabi agreed and grabbed Gogo’s hand and zoomed in a circle really fast before throwing wasabi forwards who formed his plasma blades and slashed at the robots shoulders slicing off the missile launchers. The robot turns and tries to slash at him however just then. 

“SUPER JUMP!” Fredzilla exclaimed as he leaped into the air and then rolled into a ball whilst breathing fire hitting the robot in the arm slightly denting the armour on its right arm. 

Meanwhile Drakken watches the battle from afar. “Oh this is getting good!” He said excitedly 

“Hold it Drakken!” said a voice and Drakken turned to see Kim and Ron heading towards him. 

“SHEGO!” Drakken called and on cue Shego lands in front of the two heroes. 

“Going somewhere princess.” Shego teased. Kim just ran towards her and attacked throwing some punches but Shego avoids them and uses her enhanced abilities to attack forming her plasma energy to form a blade to slice at Kim which she quickly ducks to avoid the slices. Ron quickly slips past and goes after Drakken. 

“Hand over the remote control thing Drakken!” Ron demanded. “Why don’t you try and take it side kick!” Drakken challenged. 

Ron just leaped at Drakken to try and take the control bracelet. However Drakken just moves out of the way to avoid Ron who quickly turns around to tackle him to the ground. 

The Destructo Yama fires lasers at Gogo who quickly avoids them on her skates whilst Honey Lemon uses her Chem balls to make a bouncy stair case of pink goop to jump over the robot and fires from her purse a number of blue chemballs which on impact with the robots arms ice up the blasters. 

Honey Lemon lands on the ground next to Gogo. 

“Sling shot punch?” Honey Lemon asked. “You know it!” Gogo smirked and so Honey used produced two orange chemballs from her purse and claps them together then launches them at the walls on the right and left. Gogo skates far away then launches forward but then the Destructo Yama blasts off the ice from its blasters and tries to shoot Gogo however Baymax’s rocket fist flies in and punches it back which returns to Baymax and the Destructo Yama focuses on him. 

This buys Gogo the time she needs and so runs straight into Honey’s slingshot keeps pushing back until finally she turns round and launches from the sling shot propelling her forwards and readied her arm discs then as she pulled a fist back she slices off the robots right arm with one shot and lands skidding on the other side. 

“Spankin!” Gogo smirked. “He’s all yours Baymax!” 

“Thank you Gogo.” Baymax said flying at full speed then lands a punch in the Destructo Yama’s chest to then get punched away by the robot. However what the robot didn’t see was Hiro who quickly jumped onto the robots back. 

“This looks important!” Hiro smirked and using the magnet in his glove pulls off a panel and then yanks out some wiring generating sparks from the bots back and suddenly it’s eyes go black.

Hiro acts quickly and leaps off its back and Honey Lemon quickly launches a pink chem ball from her purse which hits the ground creating a soft cushion for Hiro to land on. 

Things were heating up in the fight between Kim and Shego. The green villain put her fists together and fired a massive blast of energy at Kim who quickly back flips away to avoid it but the next blast sent a shock wave that knocked Kim back and landed on her back. Shego leaps up and tries to crush her with her foot. 

Kim quickly flips back up and throws a round house kick to push her back only for Shego to ready a plasma blade with deadly intent. 

“KIM!” Called a voice and Kim turned to see Gogo toss her one of her gauntlets with a mag lev disk attached and as Shego leaped forwards you strike her. The blade was blocked by the mag lev disk as Kim had just managed to slip the gauntlet onto her left wrist. 

She pushes Shego away then proceeds to throw the disk at Shego but misses. 

“Bad shot princess.” Shego smirked. “So not!” Kim said and then the disk came back around and hit Shego in the back of the head knocking her down to the ground and the disk returned to Kim. 

“Wow, I’ve so gotta get one of these.” She said impressed. 

Ron was still trying to get the control bracelet off Drakken’s wrist but he just kicks him off him and Ron lands on his back. 

“Ha good try side kick but good only counts in....” Drakken looks to his wrist and sees its gone. “What!” He exclaims.

A whistle then gets his attention and he turns to see Rufus in his armour holding the bracelet smirking. 

“Why you little!” Drakken tries to grab Rufus however wings emerge from his back and he flies in the air to avoid Drakken grabbing him. 

“Give it back!” Drakken said trying to swat Rufus down. 

“Catch!” Rufus squeaked as he tossed the bracelet to someone Drakken tried to grab it only for a certain small blue robot to fly in and grab it. 

“Mini Maximum touch down!” Mini max said as he then threw the bracelet to the ground destroying it. 

“Oh yeah wait a go Rufus and Mini Max!” Ron cheered. 

“Excellent work naked companion.” Mini Max said hovering next to the armoured mole rat.

“Boyah!” Rufus said then offering Mini Max a fist bump which he accepted. 

“Ba-la-la-la-la-la!” The two said. 

However their joy was short lived as the Destructo Yama was still fighting Big Hero 6 even with the control bracelet destroyed. 

“Uh that shouldn’t be happening!” Ron said as Kim looked and could see what was happening she hurried into the battle ground near where Hiro had just avoided a blast from the robots remaining arm. 

“The remotes gone but the robots still kicking!” Kim exclaimed to the young genius. “It must be on systemised commands meaning it’s carrying out the last order it received.” Hiro theorised. 

“Meaning we’ve gotta stop it now.” Kim suggested. “My thoughts exactly.” Hiro said and looked to Baymax. 

“Baymax, Overdrive Mode!” Hiro ordered and so Baymax begins transforming. The Destructo Yama sees Baymax and runs towards him only for a mag lev disc to hit him in the head and turns to see it was Kim who threw it. 

It directs its attack and speeds over to Kim throwing a saw blade with its remaining arm and tries to slice Kim which she’s able to avoid. 

She’s about to back flip again only for the robot to perform a roundhouse kick which kicks her to the ground. She forgot this robot was programmed with her skills and could learn from its opponents if locked down to one. 

The Destructo Yama hovered over her ready to attack but then. SLICE!

The Destructo Yama stood silently for a few seconds before it fell apart in two halves and went crashing to the ground. It then revealed Overdrive Baymax standing behind it retracting his energy sword revealing he was the one who sliced it in half. 

(Music ends)

“Nice Baymax!” Kim thanked as Baymax returned to his normal form. 

“I did a thing!” Baymax said rather drunk as she was low on power and lost his balance and fell over. 

Hiro and Ron ran over and helped Kim back on her feet she then looked to the young genius about what just happened. 

“Yeah overdrive mode puts a massive drain on the battery.” Hiro explained. 

Soon the rest of the team could hear slow clapping and turned to see Drakken standing there clapping and giving an evil smirk. 

“Oh yes yes very impressive.” Drakken said sarcastically. 

“You seem in a good mood for a guy who’s plan is down the drain.” Hiro smirked. 

However the smirk on Drakken’s face persisted something that Gogo noticed. 

“Let me guess you have a trick up your sleeve don’t you?” Gogo said not surprised. 

“Ohh you catch on quick.” Drakken said as he clicked his fingers the wall near the team opened to reveal a room full of Destructo Yama robots all identical to the one that was destroyed there was an army of them much to the teams horror. 

“Oh no.” Ron, Rufus and a drunk Baymax said in unison. 

Then from behind Drakken the floor opened and then rising from the hole was a much larger Destructo Yama, the only difference was a small compartment in its head was made for someone to pilot it. 

“Please as if I would build more than one.” Drakken then said as the robot picked him up and placed him in the cockpit. 

“Now watch as I take over the world starting with this very city! Come Shego!” Drakken announced evilly. 

Shego who had just regained consciousness jumped up to the robots cockpit to join Drakken at the controls. Then the feet of the Destructo Yamas roar into life with jets of fire and began to ascend and the other robots soon followed. 

Outside the roof of the abandoned facility on Akuma Island explodes and the Destructo Yama army erupts from the top like a swarm from its hive. In the cockpit of his Destructo Yama Drakken smirks evilly knowing this was the time to conquer. 

Back on the island the ground is covered in wreckage and rubble everything completely buried. Just then Rufus and Mini Max emerge from the rubble. They look around and can’t see their friends anywhere and Rufus squeaked in worry for Ron and Kim. 

“We must find our fellow Heroes” Mini Max suggested and they began looking around Mini Max looked from the air whilst Rufus scurried along the rubble suddenly he saw something move he scurried over and then saw a large pink dome emerge from the rubble Rufus looked in confusion as Mini Max landed next to him. Then when he touches it the pink goop starts cracking to then shatter only to reveal the eight heroes alive and safe.

“Everyone okay?” Kim asked as she stood up. “I’m good.” Gogo said “A.Okay!” Fred said as he lifted off the top his suit to reveal his head. 

“Oh I’m fine… on a scale of one to whoo you look filthy.” Baymax said rather drunkly as he looked to the rest of the team. 

“Whew nice thinking Honey Lemon.” Hiro breathed. “Yeah I’m still surprised that worked.” She replied just the Ron was greeted by his naked molerat companion who wasted no time hugging his face. 

“Rufus you okay buddy?” Ron asked. “Uh huh.” Rufus said with a smile. 

“Uh guys.” Hiro said getting their attention as they all looked up to see the army of robots flying towards San Fransokyo Bay. 

“We maybe okay but now the city isn’t.” Hiro said with a deeply worried voice. 

TO BE CONTINUED.

End of Chapter 6

Dun dun dun! Looks like an army of evil killer robots are bent on attacking San Fransokyo will Team Possible Hero 6 be able to stop them?! Find out next time on PH6. Now if you've noticed I’ve made a reference to BH6 (the movie) when Hiro removes the health care chip and turns Baymax into a killer robot and also some references to the live action KP movie like Drakken telling them where the off switch is, because when I heard him say that it just screamed classic Drakken. I must admit this chapter was rather hard to write given my mind was all over the place what with uni projects and all, but it all worked out in the end I’ll try and update soon there's just a few more chapters to go plus and epilogue. 

Until then TO THE POWER OF 6!

#Big Hero 6 the series #Kim Possible #Hiro Hamada #Disney Channel #Disney #Fan fiction #ron stoppable #Mini Max #kim possible 2019 #Big Hero 6 #GoGo Tamago #cartoon crossover #Possible Hero 6 #cartoons and comics #literature #Wasabi #Fred #Honey Lemon #Rufus #animation

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@tuppit​ from here

EVEN WITH THE REASSURANCES OF HIS HOMIES : RICHIE STILL FELT TREPIDATION WEIGH HEAVY IN HIS HEART; especially hearing the way Tupp spoke - - - stabbing him in the chest like a rusty knife. It was HARD for him to not turn around and just beg for forgiveness, but Richie KNEW he had to be a lot more tactful in his approach. And be a bit more serious because as much as he wanted to apologize, the sort of dynamic was somewhat unhealthy, usually resulting in hurt feelings and fear. As soon as Tupp leaves, Richie slips out his phone from underneath his pillow and calls a number, pressing the device near his ear. ❛ What d’ya want. ❜ It’s the snide remark that has Richie smiling slightly, heart aching like a bitch. Jean was ALWAYS like a balm for everything.

❛ Jean, ❜ that probably catches the other’s attention - - - the weak way he says his name like a lifeline. Almost immediately, Richie can tell that Jean’s attention was on him, any further remarks swallowed back. ❛ I just - - - I think I fucked up. I wanted to talk t’you ‘cuz I know Marisol cares, but I dun think she can give me the same advice like you do. ❜ That makes Jean laugh, muttering out an of course before listening attentively to Richie’s story. The whole shitstorm where Richie tried to include Tupp in everything, an altercation that resulted in the latter going to the hospital, another fight, ending up with Tupp actually getting hurt. Then he explains about his plan about trying to get back into Tupp’s good graces with cake and candy hearts, as suggested by V and Rapp.

The moment Richie finishes, he takes a deep breath and sighs, ❛ So: that’s the sitch . . . What do I do? ❜

Jean was quiet for an extended period of time and Richie was tempted to ask if he was still alive, but he interrupts before he could tease, ❛ Seems like you have it all together, ❜ Neutral remark, ❛ do you want him to still be your room-mate? ❜

❛ I just - - - I love him and as much of an asshole as he is, I think he’s pretty great. I didn’t mean to go so far to make him feel like shit. I wish he knew that I literally would move heaven and earth for him, yanno? Just like Rapp, like everyone here. ❜ His voice shakes with the amount of emotion that weighs his body down like his own gravitational field. That was his gospel truth. He loved Rapp, he loved Team Skull and he Loved Tupp. ❛ I don’t want him to be sad. ❜

❛ But you DID make him feel sad. ❜ It’s not accusing or mean, it was just an observation made in typical Jean-fashion. Still, it makes Richie wince. ❛ That means you have to own up to your shit and apologize. No excuses, just a sorry and whatever. Maybe you should tell him what you told me. I think he’s the type of guy that needs a reminder that people care about him. ❜

Jean was smart in that way, even IF he had never met Tupp before, he understands people well. Marisol typically liked to punch things and then ask questions later, which was good in some scenarios - - - just not this one. Richie sighed, pulling the blankets over his head and allowing his pokemon to curl up around him. ❛ Do you think my idea with the cake was good? I think I’m gonna try making a cupcake and putting lil’ hearts on it. ❜

Richie can hear the smile in Jean’s voice, warm like honey and just as soothing. ❛ Follow what your heart says. ❜ If that was a raging encouragement, Richie was going to take it.

It takes him a few days: partially because of his nerves and partially because he wanted to give Tupp some time to himself, but mostly because he had to get everything ready. He sat on a sun-warmed rock, near the beach and watching the waves ebb and flow, the sun dipping closer and closer to the horizon. Until the sky burned red with dying fire. 

Beside him, he had a chocolate cupcake ( maybe the cake was a bit much ) with vanilla frosting and candy hearts specifically picked out. A few of them read: you rock! and you make me smile! and his personal favourite: love you. And the piece de resistance was the plain box wrapped messily with a red, red ribbon filled with shiny new tools for Tupp ( that was Marisol’s idea, after she found out about the call ).

Richie HAD texted Tupp to meet him at this area, with no response, and there was a brief worry that maybe the other wouldn’t see him again. But if worse comes to worse, he could try just leaving him the gift and cupcake outside of where he was staying.

#this is what you made me do #NO NEED TO MATCH LENGTH #but i had so many feelings i had to write this #WHAT IS A LIFE WITHOUT SONG AND DANCE? —— ( IC: RICHIE ) #ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD AND BEHIND —— ( DYNAMIC: RICHIE & TUPP / TUPPIT ) #im crying in the club

[callmecop-blog]

Meet the Brotherhood

Butch: *Everything was dark and I was starting to hear noises around me. The soft sounds of sirens and horns honking fade in and out. A humming noise mixed with vibration told me that I was in a car. Fuck my head was spinning fast, and I swear this fucker had to be going at least a hundred if not more. Shifting to straighten out my legs, finding that I couldn’t really move them. Was I in the trunk of a car? My hazel eyes barely open, but it didn’t help me at all. Darkness was all that I saw. Letting my eyes fall shut as the car starts to slow down. I hear a creaking noise then it begins to move again. Soon the engine cut off and all was quiet. Doing my best to not freak out since there was a lack of oxygen, but I had to have some plan here. He was going to kill me, just like he killed Beth. Hell, she probably was put in this same trunk. Killing her then dumping the body somewhere. My hands shake as they move around on my body. I had no gun, not even an extra blade that I normally hide somewhere on me. Shit. At least my hands and legs weren't tied up. Boy this fucker was stupid as hell. Stiffening as I hear a muffled conversation going on. Fuck, he wasn’t working alone. Alright Butch. You could handle this, and if not at least you can go out fighting strong. My ears twitch as I pick up some of it “The fuck did you bring him here for?” Another one chimes in “Wrath is going to kill you.” Someone else says “We better go get him.” Fuuuuuck. There was multiple guys. What was this? A gang? And who the fuck was this Wrath person that everyone kept talking about. Also what kind of fucked up name is Wrath. Definitely a stupid gang name. I bet one of these fuckers had a face tattoo to match. Maybe a tear drop or two. Snorts then hears everything go silent yet again*

Vishous: //I was swearing like a motherfucker in my head without realizing that I’d spoken a good bit of it out loud.// FUBAR we are fucking FUBAR up in this. Rhage, why the fuck didn’t you just wipe his fucking memory. No calling in with a sitch like this. FUCK! //Tohrment and I were pacing near the trunk of Rhage’s GTO. I’d run the info that big, blonde and dumb had called in; Caldwell Homicide Detective Brian “Butch” O’Neal, badge number 852. His jacket was fucking colorful, I’d give him that; 6 commendations and 9 complaints that IAD had to look into, seemed like cirrhosis and lung cancer were in this jackass’s future. Tohr’s phone buzzed in the pocket of his leathers, I watched as he pulled it out and listened to a fucking loud command from Wrath. The Cop wasn’t to be touched. Get him from the car to old of the subterranean classrooms. It was all we had as a holding cell for the time being. Rhage stepped up and popped the trunk, I sneered down at the sizable male human that was seemingly folded uncomfortably.// If you make a move out of line, I’ll introduce you to pain like you’ve never even imagined.

Butch:  *Suddenly it wasn’t so dark. My hand lifts to cover my eyes as I adjust to the fluorescent lighting shining down on me. Soon my hazel eyes lock onto a fucker who looked like he had diamond eyes. It was hard to see them under the...shit, was that a Sox’s cap? Yeah. I would know that B from a mile away. My eyes flicker from the hat to his eyes again. See? I called it. Face tattoo and everything. This was a gang. My eyes narrow* Might as well just kill me now and get it the fuck over with asshole. *Shifting my head to see Mr. Lollipop standing beside him* And you, i’d run far away if I was you. You piece of fucking shit. *Reaching a hand up to rub at the bump on the back of my head* Hell, you should of hit me harder. *I started to gaze at the others that were watching me like a hawk. One had this nasty scar on his face, and I swore when we locked eyes I heard a growl. The other one, eyeing his phone, looked like he belonged in the Army. Then there was one that had long multi-colored hair who honestly didn’t seem as bad as the others. Though he probably was just as fucked up as the rest of them.*

Vishous: //This tool had a smart fucking mouth.// Yea, this ain’t workin’. //My hand curled into a fist and I stalked two steps forward before Tohr snagged my arm and shook his head.// Not gonna happen, V. //A growl ripped through my chest. This fucker was going to end up busted up real quick.// Yea, Tohr whatever you say. //I knew that he was speaking for Wrath, our King, the King of the fucking race said don’t damage the human, no damage would happen. Snagging the back of the guy’s head.// Walk. //My fingers tightened their grip as we as a group marched this asshole down to one of the rooms. With the way that the underground was mapped out, even if he managed to get out of the room he’d be twisted around six ways from fucking sunshine.// Let’s go fucker. //Exerting more pressure.//

Butch: *I watched with narrowed eyes as the fucker with the face tatt practically tugged me out of the trunk by my hair. He then commanded me to walk down some tunnel. Keeping my eyes trained ahead of me as I try to map out a plan in my head. I could run. But that would probably get me killed faster. Then again, was that such a bad idea? Snorting at the idea of me going down at the hands of this band of misfits. Yeah, that's not going to happen. Gritting my teeth as I get shoved into what looked like a classroom of a school* Oh we going to have a lecture today? What’s the subject? *Spitting out onto the floor before Mr. Lollipop maneuvers me into a desk. Leaning back as I eyed the one with the Sox’s cap on. Was he the leader? Nah, he looked like an errand boy. Darting my eyes over to military man. Now there is a leader. Ignoring face tatt and focusing my eyes on him* So, what are ya gonna do? *My accent heavy as I spoke* If yous are planning on killing me, ya better make it happen soon. Ya also better hide my body in a damn good spot. *Hands gripping tightly at the sides of the desk*

Vishous: //Oh this fucker was gonna end up dead if I was given the chance, Wrath and Beth be damned.// Keep talkin’ shit an I’m gonna break your fuckin’ jaw. //What the fuck is wrong with me? I never, well rarely buck against Wrath or Tohr for that matter but something about this fucker had my hackles up.// “V, outside!” //My eyes snapped to Tohr. I knew that look well. It was his -don’t fuck with me or I’ll beat your ass- face. Stepping from the classroom in the PT level of the Manse, I paced like a caged tiger near the door. If my day wasn’t bad enough, enter the King. Despite his issues with his eyes he moved like a cat, sure on his feet. My eyes cut up to his face after the third time that he’d said my name.// Huh? //Wrath frowned, cocked a brow and I knew that I was fucked. “Explain to me why Tohr had to put you in time out like a child? No, better yet, just walk your ass back in, shut up and let the grown ups talk.” Yup...fucked. Doing as the King of the Race bid, I followed him back into the classroom and I had to bite back a snarl at the shit eating grin on the Cop’s face.//

Butch: *Smirks as military man kicks out the one with the tattooed eye. It wasn’t long before he was back with some big booming fucker. Damn. Keep your ground Butch. I could tell by a lot of bowing of the heads that this guy was the true leader. Yep. He shifts forward and before he can speak she appeared. Beth. I tried my best to not let my eyes tear up. She was alive and looking well. Hell she honestly looked better than she did before. Fuck was she taller? I stand hearing growls, but she raises a hand and they all shut up. We embrace, my eyes falling shut to take in her scent. Oh how i’ve missed it. Soon a loud growl, that put all the other growls to shame, chimes in. I lift my head to see the leader moving closer. Beth squeezes me then pulls back to take his hand. “Oh Nallum it’s okay. Please don’t hurt my friend.” My nose wrinkles at the weird pet name that sounded like a foriegn language. They embrace in a more deeper connection then ours, then their lips meet. Of course. She's dating this big fucker. Clenching my jaw slightly, I notice the others stand straighter. It’s like they could sense what I was feeling. Each and every one of them. Blowing out a breath* Relax boys. My friend is okay so i’ll be cool. *I pace a bit then hears Beth “Nallum can I talk to him alone?” There was that word again. Nallum. What the fuck was a Nallum?*

Vishous: //Fuck, it seemed that the trunk troll had been telling the truth, he knew Beth. It was odd to the flash of possessiveness in the Cop’s eyes. The sound of Wrath’s growl echoed off of the walls in the small room. Something had me stepping into his advance, I had no fucking clue why but Wrath’s elbow stopped me short when it connected with my sternum. Watching Butch again, I was curious when I saw hurt briefly show on his face. Wrath snarled. “Out.” It had us all turning a heel to file out into the main room on the PT level so that Beth was able to have tea time with O’Neal. Taking out a small tin, I slipped free a hand rolled Turkish cig and lit up. I was half listening to what was being said until I heard “The Pit.”// What? Roll that back. //I clenched my jaw as I listened to Wrath say “Until we figure out what the fuck is doin’ then O’Neal needs to stay here and I’d rather he didn’t have full access to the Manse, that leaves the Pit.” The king held up a hand. “Slow your roll V, you’ve got a roommate until I say otherwise.” The sound of my teeth grinding was audible but I didn’t argue, I simply nodded.//

Butch: *Beth’s hands move over my arms as she smiles wide. “I can’t believe I'm seeing you again. It makes my heart soar. You were the only family I had. You were my everything Butch.” I take in a breath then whispers* For real though, what the fuck happened? Who are these men and how the hell did you end up here? *Raises a brow as she laughs and I caught sight of something. My hand reaches for her mouth, pushing at her lip to spot two sharp teeth. Whoa. She pulls back and big tall leader was on me like white on rice. His hand was clenched around my throat, squeezing the life out of it. I heard Beth screaming at him and just before I fucking passed out he dropped me. Coughing loudly, my hand reaching up to rub at my throat* Jesus Christ. *He and Beth have a quick hushed conversation before she moves over to me* For the love of all that is holy will you explain to me what the fuck is going on?! *She gives a sheepish smile then flashes two fangs. It was either some prank or this shit was real. Which caused me to sway a bit and before I fell to the ground I took a seat back behind the desk* What…? *Takes in a breath as I watch her hold up her hands. “Okay so I kinda found out that my Father was a vampire and then I turned into one and now I’m basically Queen of the vampires. But it’s no big deal and I’m still me!” I raise a brow like she was crazy then eyes big guy. His fangs were now out and on display* I need a drink…*She laughs “We can get you one.” The leader’s hand clasps around her arm and I hear him say. “He’s gonna stay with Vishous.” She looks out into the hallway at the one with the tattoo. “You treat him nice. You hear me?” I blink* I’m going to what now?

Vishous: //Mock saluting Beth, teeth still grinding until Tohr smacked me up the backside of the head.// Yes, Beth. Well, Cop, it looks like you and me are roomies. Don’t expect turn down service, chick flicks or braiding each other’s hair. Ain’t happenin’. //Standing near the door, I gestured for you to go in front of me.// Let’s go, there’s a game on and if I miss the first pitch I’ll nicely remove your right nut, true.

Butch: *I let out a loud sigh before I rise from the desk. To be honest I wasn’t sure how I felt about all of this. Though it was pretty fucking wicked to see Beth again. Smiling slightly as I watch her embrace the big guy. He really didn’t look like he would hurt her ever and that is all that mattered. Shuffling out into the hall, my ears perk as...Vishous talks about the game. What kind of name was Vishous anyway? Maybe a vampire name. Dear lord. I scrub a hand over my face as I start to walk down the hall. At least I could get some booze and watch the Red Sox’s. What more could you ask for*

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The Logical Rose-ning Section: Your Recap of The Bachelorette, Episode 3

Rachel Lindsay is a practicing attorney who once took the LSAT. And you, dear reader, are an aspiring attorney who will soon take the LSAT. Rachel Lindsay is also an aspiring married person, serving as the bachelorette on this season of The Bachelorette, the love story these depraved times deserve. And you, dear reader, may also be an aspiring married person? Either way, you definitely have at least a few things in common with Rachel. So every Tuesday, we’re going to be tracking Rachel’s romantic journey on The Bachelorette, and see what we can learn about love, loss, and the LSAT. Welcome back to the Logical Rose-ning Section.

Last time: Rachel tested the contestants’ abilities in “husbandry.” Most of the guys are awkward dorks. There was a boring controversy over whether a catchphrase-spouting guy who was literally wearing a tank top he’s trying to sell to you is there for, you guessed it, the “right reasons. Kareem Abdul Jabbar showed up to watch some of the guys play ball, but considering the appearance of DeMario’s side girl Lexi, you wonder if they had Kareem confused with Wilt Chamberlain. Rachel showed some impressive lawyer skills when mediating between DeMario and Lexi, and then dismissed DeMario with righteous fury. Obviously DeMario respected her wishes and the legal concept of res judicata and left. JK, he showed up again to plead his case.

DeMario shows back up

We pick up right where we left off last week, with the opposite-of-triumphant return of DeMario. Rachel deigns to meet with him. And, to his credit, DeMario starts off pretty well with a polite handshake and an explanation about how he should have been more truthful to Rachel, whose motto is to “always keep it 100.” He drops a quote about how life’s joy requires experiencing pain. He explains how he hope joy will come from this painful experience. But then DeMario gets increasingly desperate and starts rambling about his Uber driver’s advice and completely loses the thread. Know when to end closing arguments, dude.

Rachel, whip-smart as she is, sees through all of this. She says, “I need a man who, when confronted with a difficult situation, doesn’t lie about it.” She can’t get passed DeMario’s initial response to seeing Lexi on the group date, which was basically the live equivalent of dropping a “New phone who dis?”

Then Rachel really drops some fury. My episode notes at this point just read “Dayumn girl.” Rachel tells DeMario that his quote about needing pain to experience joy was cute, but that his hypothetically joyful future is not in the Man-sion. “Forward isn’t that way, it’s that way, outside of this house,” she says.

After Rachel dropped the mic on a dumbfounded DeMario, the remaining guys are all like, “We’re here for you, Rachel.” And she just responds, “I’m good. I’m great.” She is. Rachel doesn’t need you guys. Let’s just kick all the guys off and have a show about Rachel and her dog traveling the world. A Travels with Charlie for the digital age.

Rose Ceremony

The rest of the cocktail party really just shows how not up to Rachel’s level these dudes are. Jonathan wears giant hands? Alex does a Rubik’s cube? Will dunks on a Playskool hoop. Dude, she just kicked off a dude who can dunk on a real hoop.

Blake continues to freaks out about Whaboom. The Whaboom guy tells a bizarre story about Blake standing over Whaboom guy’s bed sensually eating a banana. Blake’s defense is that he doesn’t eat carbs. These guys.

This all a prelude to the rose ceremony, where Rachel will take an axe to some of the chaff remaining in this group. At the ceremony, she apologizes for the DeMario sitch. But she doesn’t apologize for sending these jokers home. And she shouldn’t! Bryan, Bryce, Eric, Anthony (literally don’t remember this guy, he must be new), Will, Jonathan, Jack, Matt, Alex, Adam, Pretty Boy Pitbull Kenny King (who adorably accepts his rose offer by saying, “How Kenny say no?”), Brady (also don’t remember this guy), noted racist (which should not be surprising given his penchant for Richard Spencer’s haircut) Lee, Iggy, Fred the bad little summer camp boy, and Diggy get roses, joining Piggo Mortensen and DeanBot2000, who received roses on their dates last week.

This leaves Blake, and Whaboom out in the cold. And frankly, that’s fine by me. During the entire ceremony both Whaboom and Blake freak out about how each is much more deserving of Rachel’s affection than the other. Even when Blake is saying his goodbyes to Rachel, he brings up Whaboom. After their confessional interviews, they get into an argument that is literally the exact argument the protagonists of a romantic comedy have before declaring their love. These guys just need to kiss and get it over with. Maybe they’ll leave this show, discover their unbridled passion for each other, and make Whaboom every night under the stars. If and when they do though, it’ll be away from the watchful eye of The Bachelorette cameras. They’re gone. Anyway, drum roll for aspirant drummer Blake and a 12-Whaboom salute for Lucas.

Group Date Number 1

And with that, we are on to the episode’s first group date. The date card invites Bryan, Jonathan, Peter, Alex, Will, and Fred along for the ride. The card reads “Lights, Camera, Action. Come join me on the set of Ellen.” They’re going on your mom’s favorite show, Ellen.

On the set of Ellen, Rachel calls Ellen her “spirit animal.” Ellen follows Rachel’s creed of keeping it 100, and gives her unflinching assessment of these clowns. When Rachel tells Ellen about the creepy tickling Jonathan pulled during their first impression meeting, Ellen says, “I don’t like that. Why is he still here?” When Rachel tells Ellen about Will’s Urkel cosplay, Ellen says, “I don’t like that either.”

Once filming of the Ellen show begins—which again, your mom definitely saw, since it is her favorite show—Ellen implores the guys to take their shirts off and dance with the crowd. The guys could not be more eager to oblige her request. Alex, who possesses the physique and Russian heritage of peak Ivan Drago, goes especially crazy, dancing on woman of all ages. Hell nah, Alex, don’t discriminize.

Once things settle down, the guys play “Never have I ever” with Rachel and Ellen. Poor Fred can’t catch a break. He’s already playing at a disadvantage, having been a bad little boy at the summer camp Rachel went to. On syndicated television, Ellen asks about him being a bad little summer camp boy. During the game, it’s revealed that most of his fellow contestants on the date have already kissed Rachel. Later, he awkwardly asks her permission for a kiss. He uses a cheesy pick-up line about how she might catch feelings after the kiss. Rachel then tells him that she still sees him as the bad little summer camp boy, and for that reason, she can’t reciprocate these feelings. She knows all about reciprocity, given that she has that word tattooed on her ribs. Fred is left packing. Alex then gets the group date rose. Sometimes the Russian villain wins.

One-on-One Date

Anthony, who is apparently a human being who has been on this show the entire time, gets the coveted one-on-one date. “Meet me at the Rodeo,” the date card reads. He’s thinking bulls and rodeo clowns and cowboys and horses. Turns out she meant Rodeo Drive (pronounced “Roe-day-oh,” a street in Beverly Hills that’s literally a gilded ode to the conspicuous consumption demanded by late capitalism). But she’s on a horse. Because rodeo. They’re spelled the same. Get it? Get it? You get it.

They take horses around Rodeo Drive as tourists gawk. They buy cowboy boots, tacky shirts, and visit a cupcake ATM. Anthony is very buff and handsome, wears size 13 shoes, and looks very commanding on a horse. But he’s basically a cipher. He feeds a horse a cupcake, and hopes the horse doesn’t defecate in the store. The horse, of course, does. At dinner, he talks about being an “old soul.” That’s about the extent of the banter these two have. I don’t see them going far. Or maybe I’m actually falling for Rachel and view Anthony as a threat? Who can say? Anyway, he gets the rose and they re-enact a scene from memorable Oscar loser La La Land.

A Break for Some LSAT Studying

We’re having fun here with The Bachelorette. Hopefully we’re feeling like we’re unwinding from a hard day of studying for the upcoming LSAT. Taking care of yourself is an important step in the study process, after all. But with the LSAT less than a week away, I know the time spent on The Bachelorette can feel like, at best, a frivolous distraction. At worst, the show can make you feel like it’s actively making you dumber.

But it’s not! In fact, The Bachelorette can help you study for the LSAT. It’s especially helpful in reviewing the common fallacies, a super important skill for Logical Reasoning. Just take a look at all the fallacies committed by the dudes on this show!

Blake: After being booted by Rachel, Blake said, “I really thought that I was going to get the chance to spend more time with Rachel.” Looks like you’re committing a perception vs. reality fallacy, Blakey. Just because you think something is true, doesn’t make it so. And that weak logic is why you’re going home.

Chris Harrison: The nominal host of this program, who got literally five seconds of screentime this episode, said, “Get ready for a date that you can only do in LA” in reference to the Ellen taping. There’s actually two fallacies here. First, Chris Harrison relies a false equivalence. Ellen actually films in Burbank, which, although located in Los Angeles County, is a city separate and distinct from the city of Los Angeles. So that’s an equivocation fallacy. Second, Chris also commits an exclusivity fallacy in assuming that the greater Los Angeles area is the only place Ellen films her show. Ellen has taped her show in New York before.

Alex: In flirting with Rachel, our 80s Russian villain contestant says, “Your left eye goes to your emotions; your right eye goes to logic.” Despite being able to solve a Rubik’s cube, Alex doesn’t display sound logic here. Alex is actually committing an exclusivity fallacy, in assuming that these functions are mutually exclusive.

Anthony: During the one-on-one date on Rodeo drive, Anthony says, “I’m just thinking, [the horses] ate the horse cupcakes. I just hope they don’t let it loose in the store. That’s bad for business.” Here, Anthony is assuming that the cupcakes will cause the horses to defecate in the store. But of course, the cupcakes didn’t necessarily cause the horses to defecate in the store. Actually, the horses are devout Marxists and were merely expressing their displeasure with the store’s vulgar paeans to capitalism. This, of course, is a causation fallacy.

Group Date 2

Back to the show! For the second group date, Brady, Dean, Adam, Kenny, Bryce, Lee, Jack, and Eric all get invitations. Iggy is left out in the cold. The card reads, “Sometimes in relationships, the women have to take charge.” These numnuts immediately get sexist, and assume the “charge” is referring to charging items to a credit card during a shopping spree. Women be shoppin’, am I right?

Before the date, Eric begins his slow descent. He’s never been in a relationship before, and he feels like he’s making himself emotionally available to Rachel, but hasn’t seen her live up to her reciprocity tattoo and given herself to Eric. Eric wonders if her heart is in it. Eric then gets into a little tiff with Iggy when Iggy offers unsolicited advice.

On the date, Rachel brings Raven, Corinne, Jasmine, and Alexis—her fellow contestants from last season of The Bachelor. They’re going to give advice to Rachel, despite the fact that Rachel is older, smarter, and more self-assured than all of these women. But hey, they’re her “girls” so they’ll come along for the ride. Raven asks Dean and Lee who is here for the “wrong reasons” and the both say Eric.

For the second week in a row, the group date to be strongly tilted to professional-wrestler-slash-doting-father Pretty Boy Pitbull Kenny King. They go to a honky tonk where the boys mud wrestle. And for the second week in a row, Kenny doesn’t win. Bryce somehow manages to the muzzle the Pitbull, and takes home the chintzy championship belt that the producers managed to find.

Rachel consults with her “girls” about the contestants, and the girls bring up concerns about Eric. Rachel then bids her girls adieu. Corinne, upon realizing that her time on camera is coming to a sudden and certain end, makes this face:

After the wrestling it’s the after wrestling, and the guys get cleaned up and meet Rachel at a ranch in Agoura Hills for drinks and “deeper” conversation. The plea for “deeper” conversation means different things to different contestants. For Kenny, it means admitting to being a Chippendales dancer and giving her a taste of what he dished out to Bachelorette parties for many years. The other guys have super boring conversations in comparison.

Eric, who has been marked as a “red flag” by the boys and girls of The Bachelorette, admits to being vulnerable. Rachel then goes into lawyer mode again, and refers to statements made by Bryce and Lee about Eric’s “bad motives.” Any 1L could tell you that this evidence is objectionable as hearsay and conjecture, but Eric mostly looks dumbfounded and, increasingly, angry.

After this conversation, Eric confronts Bryce and noted racist Lee. Eric determines that Bryce’s concern genuine, but that noted racist Lee is being very suspicious. Eric says Lee has a lot of snake in his DNA. I mean, do you disagree?

Despite all this, Eric gets the group date rose.

Rose Ceremony

During the second rose ceremony, Iggy and Lee both realize that they’re captaining sinking ships on this show, and try to bring down Eric with them. They both bring up their issues with Eric to Rachel. Namely, that Eric brought up issues about whether Rachel was being genuine about the process. Rachel then wonders if she should have given Eric the rose. She ultimately lets Eric keep the rose, but tells him her “antennae are up” and she’s onto him. Eric then confronts the entire group, and when Lee gets smug in a very serpentine way, Eric gets a little heated. Just when the dramas about to get real, they hit us with the TO BE CONTINUED …

What we learned about love

For Blake, loving Whaboom is the greatest love of all.

What we learned about loss

Being a professional wrestler does not guarantee that you will win a wrestling competition. But Pretty Boy Pitbull Kenny King, you’re still a winner in our hearts.

What we learned about the LSAT

Despite getting a nice common fallacy review this episode, we still don’t have any idea how well Rachel did on the LSAT. However, some internet sleuthing uncovered that the median LSAT score for the Fall 2008 entering class at Marquette Law School—the class that included 2011 graduate Rachel Lindsay—was 157. However, Rachel is a +75-percentile human being if we’ve ever seen one, so our guess is that she scored between the high 150s and mid-160s. We’ll keep you updated on this story as more details become available.

The Logical Rose-ning Section: Your Recap of The Bachelorette, Episode 3 was originally published on LSAT Blog

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