#the difference between vaggie getting stabby bc she angry and vaggie getting stabby bc she excited is-

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: "Okay everyone, please remember- stabbing can be valid and FUN part of your relationships, but everyone involved has to consent to it FIRST!"

Vaggie: "I wanna stab angels and they're consensually attacking our hotel. Does that count.

Charlie: "Oh it so TOTALLY counts."

Angel Dust: "Yeah yeah. An' it looks hot when ya girlfriend does it, huh toots?"

Charlie: "No comment!"

Husk: "I do not fucking consent to watch you two flirting."

Vaggie: "Your eyes are open and you live here."

Husk: "My soul's in chains and you have a room for that shit."

Angel Dust: "I'm not chained here~ I'm just single and bitter~"

Charlie: "Well you're also OUT VOTED! Boooo! Pen and Niffty don't mind us being cute in public, do you guys?"

Sir Pentious: "Ah, oh- Welllll... honessstly?"

Angel Dust: "YOU TELL 'EM SNAKE MAN! BE SINGLE AND BITTER WITH ME!!!"

Sir Pentious: "...I am looking, for tipssss..."

Angel Dust: "NOOOO!!!!!"

Angel Dust: (picking up Niffty) "Damnit- your vote, Niff. Do NOT ruin this for us."

Niffty: "I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE US ALL COVERED IN BLOOD!!!"

Everyone else: "....."

Angel Dust: (sets her back down)

Angel Dust: "So seein' ya girl get rough and deadly with people turns ya on, huh Charlie Puff? That's a normal, non-freaky way to have fun."

Charlie: "Sliiiight correction- it's only fun for me when SHE'S having fun with it!"

Vaggie: (puppy eyes) "Awww, sweetie... really..?"

Charlie: "Vaggie." (cradling vaggie's face and staring soppily into her eye) "My beautiful former Exorcist turned violently protective hell angel- you can have a little bloodshed, as a treat~"

Vaggie: "How 'bout a kiss?"

Charlie: "That's not a treat. That's just what happens when you look at me for too long."

Vaggie: "I'm looking..."

Charlie: "And my lips are your lips! Or, uh- mmf!"

Husk: "I hope a fucking Exorcist slam dunks a cannibal corpse right over my head, killing me instantly."

Niffty: 'Why? There wouldn't even be much blood."

Husk: "Mercy kill."

Niffty: (lifts angelic dagger)

Husk: "Not from you."

Niffty: (lowers dagger) "Consent denied." (sighs) "Rats..."

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