just got done w/ such a huge takeout 🥵
dog haus is the best burger chain in the states, i will die on this hill 🫡
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obsessed with this fucking fit foolish has going on-
2k hoodie with the nike shorts and adidas socks straight out of a highschool boy’s closet. his levels of frat guy swagger is off the goddamn charts
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I’ll tell you what, this dang ol’ beer is is 270 times more compact in its liquid form than as a gas, and it’ll widen the narrowest urethra.
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sorry. but the idea of old man merlin puttering around in his kitchen in the early morning, fussing over the seating and chair logistics at his (round) kitchen table, and then getting frustrated with himself at coming up short- and having the bitter realization that he’ll always come up short, by a whole table actually, kills me.
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Mike hated Steve. Steve, with his perfect hair and perfectly ironed clothes. Steve, who drank beer after beer and was the King of Hawkins. Steve, who somehow seduced Eddie and stole him away from Mike.
Mike wanted Eddie all to himself. He didn't want to share him with Steve, especially not Steve. He wanted Eddie, so Eddie can teach him to be "cooler" as Mike always put it.
Mike thought that if he was cooler then Will would want to be friends again. But until then, he needs his Cool Lessons, but he can't have them because Steve fucking Harrington is shoving Eddie into walls every five minutes to make out with him
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