#the metafamily

[the-metatron]

My Julia Child transformation inspired me to cook Thanksgiving dinner for my family, despite not being American, and I decided to deep fry a turkey.

Here's how it went:

It took a real miracle for my son and I to survive, didn't it, @angelo-rib-shack? Luckily, @methuselah-son-of-enoch was able to help us.

@puck-the-devil I would like to be changed back now. Please accept @lower-management's assistance with the spell.

#the metatron cooks #the metatron deep fries a turkey #the julia child curse continues #the metafam #the metafamily

[ineffablelifetoallmetatrons]

Someone sent a rude ask to me because i joined the metafamily

#eccles cakes #the metafamily #well anon #you know who you are! #they are lovely #maybe have an oat milk latte and an eccles cake #instead of being a meanie #sniff

[angelo-chuck-wagon]

When are the people going to leave the house?! Maybe moving in with mamma wasn't my best idea...

#the angelo situation #chuck wagon #metafamily brunch #trauma chuck

[lubashivaya]

Alô! #FamíliaMeta! #MetaFamily! #Metavôs, #Metavós, #MetaGrammies, #MetaPapis, #Metakids, #Metaboys & #Metagirls! Essa chamada é para TODOS NÓS! Vamos tirar esta ideia da web e colocá-la no nosso mundo real? Confira o projeto #MetaBizBrasil2022 no @catarse https://www.catarse.me/pt/metabrasil_0d00 via #Catarse Assine nosso Projeto no Catarse | "Podemos Ser Felizes De Novo" MetaBiz | "Let´s All Be Happy Again" Valeu de+! ✊🏾🌟🤎🎶👏🏾 #asèó 🙏🏾🥁 #laroyê 🪘🌶 #namaste 🙏🏾🔮 #MetaVibe! ⭐💋 (em MetaBiz) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg2cXg3OHtV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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[angel-and-the-serpent]

INTRO POST

Hey guys, My name's angel, and i'm a Nephalarim, (half demon-half angel in their case) I live with my siblings, *more about them later* and I have 2 dogs named Persie and Hades. I was adopted By Lucifer and Chloe, (@morningbloodystar @chloe-decker-lapd) my loving parents, And my parents I've stayed with multiple times, and the parents who have saved my life more times that I can count, Beez and gabe (@g00brielandbeez). My Uncles, Crowley and Aziraphale (@thedemon-crowley, @theangel-aziraphale) My Siblings, @helphowdoiusethis, Avis! my sweetheart of a sibling! @urielwiththegoodhair & @janeway-lover, Abby and her fiance! @hivemindofevilbats Sibling i have just met but i love to peices @eric-the-disposable-demon *star* @professional-termite, Eddie, The One who introduced me to the metafamily! (@angelo-rib-shack) @violet-yimlat The Chaos sibling @fallen-starmaker Trauma Buddies! Amazing person. And im sorry if i forgot anyone! I love you All! On My other side of the family, are my starfly siblings! @sparrow-birdangel MY TWIN. MY BEST FRIEND, SParrow ilysm/p @greatsouthernpansy PANSYYYY @saphisverygaymydudes SAPH I literally know no starfly siblings so @/me if you're one im so sorry I know nobody //YO! Whats up! I'm maggie, The Mod of the blog! Im a Queer, Bilingual, multirace, Nonbinary being, Who talks a lot and has so many different interests. Right now, i love: -Disney movies/Musicals - Kpop And Kpop dances - Scrapbooking - Dr Who - B99 -Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss - And most of all, being the chaotic shitposter you all me for. Thank you to visiting my blog, i really appreciate it! Asks are open, for me or angel! DMS are open to Moots I've interacted with before, and if i haven't, please send me an ask before DMing me,

Have a brilliant day, i love you, and before you go, 🪻FLOWER 🪻

[khemmeta]

Yesterday, “Same Page” (produced by Stephonathan!) went live on 🍎🎵. My Apple Music streaming family are you streaming it? Does it slap? It’ll be available for download for my Bandcamp Metafamily in just 2 days. Y’all know what Bandcamp Friday’s about, so if you want my music living on your devices and not just in the cloud, come thru! #LinkTree #BerkeleyMusic #FinalCountdown #HipHopSoul #SupportBlackArtists https://www.instagram.com/p/Cam5UZurV7_/?utm_medium=tumblr

#linktree #berkeleymusic #finalcountdown #hiphopsoul #supportblackartists

[epicmountainbike-blog]

Another day, another shiny new 2018 bike model in (Top) Gun Metal color. 👌Contact us for more! #metafamily ---- PRE-ORDER AVAILABLE SOON. ---- #commencalbicycles exclusively available at #epicmountainbike Store. ---- Place your order on our Online Store or Visit our Store at Jhamsikhel (5555021) ---- www.epicmountainbike.com ⏩Serving Mountain Biking Community in Himalayas since 2004⏪ ➡ Complete Branded Mountain Bike Store. ➡ World Class Bike Service with Expertise & Experience. ➡ Superior Bike Rentals. ➡ Guided Tour for the ride of a Lifetime. ---- Call 5555021 for more information or Message us at http://m.me/epicmountainbike (at Epic Mountain Bike)

#metafamily #epicmountainbike #commencalbicycles

[megasoft012]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqsX_3w9-TI Microsoft Windows (or merely Windows) could be a metafamily of graphical operational systems developed, marketed, and sold-out by Microsoft. It consists of many families of operational systems, every of that cater to a definite sector of the computing trade with the OS usually related to IBM computer compatible design. Active Windows families embrace…

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[the-metatron]

hiii! this is @tujhse-raabta, your grandson broke up with me

now listen. i might be your ex's daughter, but I wanna mend bridges between the families. i firmly believe that you deserve everything! and while everything might include dad's torture, it also includes my love!

hence, could you, mayhaps, adopt me as your grandchild? as a sign of good faith I'll drink all the coffee and cookies you give me, help you out with pret-a-metatron, set you up with anyone you're interested in, and loads more!

please 💕 I'll be a good granddaughter to have I promise 💕💕 I've already defended you to my siblings (especially the one you have children with - they seem to be under the impression you stole their kids but i know you just won the battle!)

so! consider my request!

Of course.

@bildads-rib-shack, @aceisdoingthings on what dates did I adopt the two of you? I will prepare those forms for my records.

@kleenexwoman perhaps I should prepare one for you as well, even though you are biologically my half-daughter, to solidify our familial bond, as half-children are not typically recognized by the government and other institutions.

#the metatron answers #the metatron adopts #the metafamily #the metafam #the voice of god speaks #enoch speaks #pret a metatron

[the-metatron]

i'm confused. how many children do you have and who are they all

At this point, I don't even know for sure.

Metuals, sound off--how many of you are my children? I need to know who you all are before any of you start turning 55.

#the metatron answers #the metafam #the metafamily #the metafamily expands #beyond the metatron's comprehension #the voice of god speaks #enoch speaks #the metatron speaks

[the-metatron]

And now, for the shocking results of my baby's DNA test on the Maury Show!

The Greek God Zeus turned out to be the father of my most recent child.

Not particularly surprising, since I did spend several nights dancing with him, back in 1978.

However, was a bit strange and quite coincidental, as I only met Zeus because I went back in time to confront him for abandoning @angelo-rib-shack as a baby.

But then, when Maury spoke again, everything started to make sense...

Needless to say, I was flabbergasted.

So was Maury.

How could my adopted son be my biological son? It simply shouldn't be possible! It defies all logic.

And then I realized. Both the mistake I made, and what I needed to do to fix it.

Angelo, my favourite son, I must speak to you about something very important.

#the metatron on maury #the metatron on the maury show #the metatron goes on maury #the metatron goes to maury #the metafamily #the metafam #mpreg #metatron pregnant #angelo the flaming favourite son

[the-metatron]

My Episode on the Maury Show aired last night at 3am. In case you missed it, here are some highlights:

Three possibilities eliminated, but still more test results to be revealed. Stay tuned, Metuals!

#the metatron on maury #part one #the metatron speaks #the metatron goes to maury #the metatron is pregnant #the metatron goes on maury #the metatron goes to the maury show #tw pregnancy #mpreg #metatron pregnant #the metafam #the metafamily #the metafamily expands

[the-metatron]

This handsome gentleman came to @pret-a-metatron for an oatmilk latte today. He didn't have any money, but he claimed he could pay me another way.

By bringing me back in time.

I'm going to take him up on the offer, so I can find @angelo-rib-shack's biological father Zeus and confront him for abandoning his son so cruelly.

Wish me luck, metuals and metafam.

#the metatron time travels #the metatron meets the twelfth doctor #good omens #doctor who #pret a metatron #the doctor #the metatron #twelve #the metster #the metafam #the metafamily #angelo the flaming barista #angelo the flaming adopted son

[the-metatron]

The baby is in my care now. Suck it :]

This is the third time baby Angelo has been kidnapped and it's been less than twenty-four hours since he was born.

#the metatron answers #the metafam #the metafamily #the angelo situation #baby angelo

[the-metatron]

Polly wants a fucking cracker. Squawk.

Polly! What have I told you about using 'fowl' language?

Yes, you may have a cracker this time. But next time do try to remember to ask nicely, please.

#the metatron answers #the metatron's parrot #the metafamily #the metafam #the metatron puns #pret a metatron

[the-metatron]

Thank you to all who attended my Scouts (gender inclusive) retreat this weekend, as a camper or a chaperone. We had such fun, didn't we?

@angelo-rib-shack (son)

@kleenexwoman (daughter)

@sageisdoingthings (grandchild)

@ineffablelifetoallmetatrons (cat)

@hasturswig (parrot)

#the metatron's scout troop #the metatron is a scout leader #the metafam #the metafamily #the metafamily expands #the metatron speaks #pret a metatron #the voice of god speaks #enoch speaks