#this fic based on embarrassing er visits as a result of sex gone sideways literally

[iliterallydecepticanteven]

I'm going back through my phone notes and I remember I was gonna write a fun kinda tongue in cheek TFA fic of Ratchet dealing with various interfacing related injuries and getting fed up with them all. Like Autobot-Decepticon truce situation, and he's gotta deal with stuff like Lugnut coming in with shattered optics because Strika sat on his face too hard, and Bulkhead comes in with minor electrical burns and arhythmia because Bumblebee accidentally shocked him, and Shockwave and Blurr coming in with friction burns in embarrassing places for reasons you can probably figure out. Like fun non-serious but embarrassing injuries. Then the punchline would be Ratchet getting a broken hip because he fell off the berth in the middle of getting busy with Arcee and the other medics desperately trying not to laugh while patching him up. That's for sure going on the future fics list.

#obviously everything is sane and consensual #not safe tho because they ended up in the med bay #this fic based on embarrassing er visits as a result of sex gone sideways literally #i think ill make this and the fun medic fic i mentioned a while ago warm up works #you know stuff to write at the beginning to get into the swing of it #before writing what i actually sat down to write #tf #transformers #my ramblings #also have i ever mentioned my love for bulkbee #because i love them #theyre so cute #theres such a fun juxtaposition #you have the outgoing energetic city boy #and the shy smart country boy #besties and bonded in my book baby