#this fully married couple with 5 kids is in such a slowburn portion of their relationship i feel like i may start breaking shit

[andi-o-geyser]

A compilation of my favourite Perc’ahlia lines because I’m such a sucker for them:

“She is my heart and my judgement and the future that I have chosen.” (Percy)

“Darling, take the mask off.” (Vex)

“Every time I thought I would sink, I would see your face- your face, the first time I truly lost control, and you told me to take off the mask.“ (Percy)

“You're a good person and you're not broken anymore. All right? We're filling each other's gaps. We'll be the glue.“ (Vex)

 “Never forget you’re my favourite.” (Percy)

“I’ve known a lot of people with money, and they are definitely not worth you.” (Percy)

“Nice shootin’, stud.” (Vex)

“You’ll have to amend that one name, just to be fair. It’s Lady Vex’ahlia. Lady Vex’ahlia, Baroness of the Third House of Whitestone and Grand Mistress of the Grey Hunt.” (Percy)

“My heart is someone else’s.” (Vex)

“I should have told you: it’s yours.” (Vex)

“There was a hole in my heart, and I truly believe the only reason I didn't perish from it was because you were holding my heart so tightly. I thank the gods I gave it to you. It is yours, forever and always.“ (Vex)

“I just scream, I scream.” (Vex)

“I need you here now, I need you here.” (Percy)

“You still have a little blood behind your ear.” (Vex)

“But I don’t want to be here if you’re not. Whitestone still needs you, darling. I still need you here.“ (Vex)

“You’re far too wonderful for an idiot.“ (Percy)

“He’s married, to me, and I will cut you.” (Vex)

“You have given me a future I had cheaply sold away.“ (Percy)

“You allowed me to be a part of the thing that you hold dearest. And I was so proud.“ (Vex)

“Vex, I heard you. It was the only thing I heard.” (Percy)

“Were you going to fight the Raven Queen for me?” (Vex)

“I promise to walk into the future with you. I promise to build a family with you. And I promise to always be here for an adventure with you.“ (Percy)

#all the ways the say ''i love you'' without saying it <33 #the ship of all time. fr. #didn't you hear? they literally invented romance #if it doesn't take 70+ 3 hour long episodes for them to first kiss each other then what's the fucking point #the most well built relationship i've actually every seen #they mean so so SO much to me #it's all the little moments that mean so fucking much #you can literally watch them fall in love in real time #they have an *oh* (italicized) moment! a real fucking *oh* moment!!! like?!?? #this fully married couple with 5 kids is in such a slowburn portion of their relationship i feel like i may start breaking shit #relentlessly posting perc'ahlia #perc'ahlia #percy de rolo #percival de rolo #vex'ahlia #vex'ahlia de rolo #putting his full name just for the fuck of it #percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii #critical role #cr1 #vox machina #tlovm #tlovm spoilers #the legend of vox machina #andis thought geyser

[andi-o-geyser]

Every day I wake up and my close friend and adventuring party member who I’ve been flirting with for years who also recently set off the trap that accidentally killed me while attempting to retrieve a magical suit of armour from the tomb of the goddess of death hasn’t told me in a quiet moment together that he’s known a lot of people with money and they are definitely not worth me, nor has my close friend and adventuring party member who I’ve been flirting with for years who has also recently covered for me while facing the necromantic murderers of my family at a formal dinner stood in front of my weapon while I was possessed by a demon, ready to attack her and all our friends, touched me gently on the face and told me to take of the mask before calling out my full name and telling me to fight the monster inside of me and by doing so successfully pulled me back from the brink. also, not so coincidentally, in both cases this “close friend” is my heart and judgement and the future I have chosen. I mean like why do I even try anymore

#to be clear if there is any confusion yes i am talking about both of them #this is literally just a perc'ahlia propaganda post #didn't you hear? they literally invented romance #romeo and julliet have got fucking NOTHING on percy and vex #my standards are literally so high at this point its insane #if it doesn't take 70+ 3 hour long episodes for them to first kiss each other then what's the fucking point #i was in the shower this morning and just fully recited the entire ''ive known a lot of poeple with money'' speech forwards and backwards #and then the ''she is my heart and my judgement'' speech #and then ''i should have told you; its yours'' #the point is i'm having a slight bit of perc'ahlia brainrot #actual literall brainrot that is consuming every waking moment #this fully married couple with 5 kids is in such a slowburn portion of their relationship i feel like i may start breaking shit #good lord i love them so much #anyways. going to watch the perc'ahlia supercut again. brb #relentlessly posting perc'ahlia #critical role #cr1 #vox machina #tlovm #lovm #the legend of vox machina #legend of vox machina #tlovm spoilers #cr1 spoilers #critical role spoilers #tlovm s2 #percy de rolo #vex'ahlia #perc'ahlia #andi's thought geyser