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volleyball-dontknowher · 4 years

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The faster you get here the more kisses you get

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Warnings: None

Characters: Karasuno boys + Yachi, Ukai, Kiyoko, Kenma and Kuroo

Daichi

When you shout that out he gives you that dad look of “really” without saying anything and when you nod at him smiling like yessss come on and get over here he just smiles at you and walks casually towards you trying to play his luck and also to see how desperate you really are for a kiss. If you tease him telling him he won’t get any kisses he just says okay sure because he knows that you are absolutely going to kiss him no matter what and there’s no way that you won’t so he doesn’t even have to work very hard because when he gets there you are beaming at him and tell him congrats you made it in time for kisses before kissing him several times

Sugawara

Suga was in the kitchen carefully watching as his cookies baked when you shouted that out to him and his face got really sad as he whines “nooo babe my cookies, wait a sec or come kiss me please” and he just looks so sad like he really wants to go scoop you up and give you several sweet kisses but if he does he knows that the cookies will burn and that would ruin them. So he holds out his arms to you and tells you the same thing back and you run over and give him a couple of quick sweet kisses before he pulls the cookies out. Once they are out of the oven he turns back to you and cups your face with his hands and gives you several sweet kisses because you earned it. If you did it to him any other time he would jog over to you and just press kisses all over your face smiling at you while telling you how pretty you are.

Asahi

This is damn near cruel to do to him, when you shout it out he turns bright red and blushes super bad before asking if you really do want a kiss and when you say yes get over here he is like ‘oh okay me okay yep they want a kiss yep’ and somehow blushes even more as he comes over to you at a fairly normal pace and when he gets to you and you throw your arms over his shoulders and give him several kisses he can’t help but smile at you and wrap his arms around your waist as the two of you begin to makeout. The kisses are heated and passionate but when you are done he asks you if he got there fast enough for you and when you give him another kiss he knows the answer.

Tanaka

You got simp boy #1 here like you shout this out and he literally drops whatever he is dong and sprints over to you as fast as he can asking if he gets a kiss from you and when you nod yes he waits 0 seconds before pulling you to him and kissing you. Tanaka goes straight in with the french kissing and is so passionate that you forgot that you shouted that in the first place because his hands are all over your body and are so sweet to you but when he pulls away he tells you that he really liked that and that it was super hot. Sooo now whenever either of you wants a kiss or attention you shout that out, and Tanaka is not afraid to shout it in public (then he usually runs towards you which defeats the point but it is sweet either way) or if you text him that in public he is going to stop wherever he is for a kiss.

Noya

You yell it and he is already at your side like he knows this trend and he knows that if he doesn’t get there you aren’t going to kiss him and he wants kisses so he is already there after you say “the faster” and puts his hand on your waist and pulls you into a sweet kiss that only lasts a second before he looks at you and finishes what you were saying before kissing you again and again. Noya has no shame, he is going to kiss you over and over again and when he tries it on you later and you take a second he plays coy with you and tells you no that you didn’t earn it and when you get sad he feels bad and gives you several kisses and tells you that he loves you.

Tsukishima

You shout it out when he is on the opposite side of the room from you reading something on his phone, Tsukki only looks up at you and goes back to whatever he was reading. You scoff really loudly and ask him if he wants a kiss and he looks you dead in the eyes and tells you no. That was not the answer you wanted or expected so you decide to go sit on the couch and pout while he basked in his kiss-less glory. You sat like that for several minutes, shooting upset glares his way a couple of times trying to get your message across. You start playing with your shirt when you feel his presence looming over you, “If I kiss you will you stop pouting like a baby,” he retorts at you. And when you nod he leans in for the kiss and you end up pulling him down onto the couch and giving him lots of kisses

Hinata

Poor baby’s brain takes a second to register your words but the moment that it does he is right there asking if he earned a kiss eagerly because he really hopes he did because he has never run that fast before. His eyes are big and he has a big smile on his face as he waits for your answer impatiently and when you tell him he earned a kiss he has to give himself a little moment of victory before he kisses you and this kiss is just as passionate and sweet as the kisses he gives you after he won a big game like this excites him that much because he just won a kiss from his babe and once he kisses you sufficiently he asks if you guys can play this game more often.

Yamaguchi

He hears it and is like oh okay yeah I want a kiss so he jogs over to you and smiles at you sweetly before you start pressing kisses onto his forehead, cheek, neck, nose literally anywhere but his nose and when you look at him smiling saying that he got his kisses he is frowning at you telling you that’s not fair and that he wants a real kiss and you tell him he has to earn it and he pouts and tells you that he already did and that if you won’t kiss him then he won’t kiss you and this makes you immediately sad and you wrap your arms around his neck and give him a sweet kiss that he takes a moment to return, but when he does it is a sweet and super cute kiss. After you are done kissing you look at him and ask if he will still kiss you and to that he responds with another kiss.

Kageyama

This effectively breaks Kageyama like he is going to look at you and turn bright red as his brain tries to catch up with what to do and even when it does he is frozen in place just looking at you. When you shyly ask him if he wants a kiss he just kinda looks at you and nods and you smile at him and tell him to “get over here then silly” and this sort of resets his brain and causes him to get back with the program and he slowly makes his way to you, his eyes on yours the whole time and he is blushing bright red, when he gets to you you can’t help but smile and tell him “finally” before grabbing his face and giving him a sweet kiss that he returns happily. This wasn’t how the challenge was supposed to go but you still loved the precious look on his face and how sweet he was about the whole thing.

Kuroo

You shout it out to him hoping that he is going to come running into your arms and give you some cute kisses but instead he pulls a reverse on you and says “no the faster you gert here the more kisses YOU get,” and you stand there shocked because you wanted him to come to you and now he wants you to come to him. That was so not cool so you tell him no and he smirks at you as you frown at him and give him the sad puppy eyes and he tells you again to come to get kisses from him and you flat out refuse so this becomes a battle of your stubbornness. After a few minutes of an intense stare-down, you begin to lose hope and start to turn to go back to whatever you were doing before and as you pick back up your phone you feel his arms wrap around you from behind as he tells you to just kiss him already while he turns you around and you smile up at him. The kiss with him is passionate and sweet as he tries to have you forget that you just won against him. But when you break the kiss you smile at him and told him that you won the kiss after all (which was bound to happen anyway because he can’t say no to you no matter how much he likes to think that you don’t affect him that bad the whole time he was thinking about kissing you anyway)

Kenma

You tried, you really tried to get him to come to you for kisses but instead, Kenma looked at you like you were crazy and went right back to his game while telling you “if you want a kiss, come get a kiss”....he totally missed the point it was if he wanted a kiss so you try and explain this to him and he just tells you if he wants a kiss then he will go kiss you like you are the crazy one here. Soo you hold this against him and purposely don’t give him any attention or kisses just to see what he does. A few days later he gets fed up with you dodging his kisses and just wants affection and attention from you you smile at him and tell him the faster he gets to you the more kisses he gets and he just kinda looks at you like ‘you’re not serious’ knowing damn well yes you are serious, so he gets up and walks a litttttle bit faster than usual and plopped down by you for a kiss and after you give him three kisses you tell him that was how fast he was and he pouts at you with his sad eyes and you can’t help but give in and give him more kisses

Bokuto

Absolutely does not understand what you said at first like he is going to say what and when you repeat yourself he bolts over to you and tackles you and you tell him it’s too late he missed all of the kisses. Then Bokuto gets sad and walks away from you mumbling about how he really didn’t want a kiss anyway and how that game is rigged and stupid and just a bunch of nonsense that makes you laugh at him and when he hears you laugh he pouts even more like how could you possibly do that to him and his fragile heart. When you try to go over and give him a kiss he rejects it because he wanted to win a kiss from you so you have to back away from him and yell it one more time and this time he runs over to you and scoops you up and you give him tons of sweet passionate kisses which also brings back up his cheerful mood and makes both of you laugh.

Kiyoko

Gives you one of her sweet smiles and tells you that you can come get a kiss from her but doesn't want it to be a competition so she really doesn't do anything sweet but if you go over to her she will kiss you so there’s that

Yachi

Yachi blushes so bad then realizes that she hasn’t moved at all and that you are still waiting and she just kinda left you there standing so she apologizing to you and then you end up having to comfort her before you get your kiss so this is not as cute and sweet as it could be

Ukai

Don’t even try it as he deals with high schoolers and he will tell you that you are being childish and he doesn’t want to kiss you now (yes he does but he’s gonna pretend he doesn’t want to ) so he goes about his business and so do you and then later he gives you attention but not because of some internet challenge

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bellespiriita · 5 years

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“It’s blood, yeah.” robin @ eli :/

RANDOM QUOTES | @dustlnd

it had caught his attention as soon as he got a glimpse of her, and he was way too familiarized with it to not have KNOWN what it was. still the confirmation didn’t made him feel any better. “ yeah--- i can tell. ” a soft sigh leaves eli’s lips as he takes a couple of steps closer and reaches for the small first aid kid he carries on his bag ( strange, but knowing his family, it was a VERY needed thing ). “ may i? ”

#✧ | ❛ eli helton: answered #dustlnd: robin #this is sooo normal for him. the poor thing. give him two secs to see how bad it is #and freak the fuck out #dustlnd

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tfw-no-tennis · 3 years

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mtmte liveblog issue 9

back at it again, and its time for the shadowplay arc, HELL yeah

oh I'm so excited i love this arc lets DO this

oooh its nightbeat and quark!! way before they become relevant, which is so cool

‘one of those recepticon fanatics’ lmao imagine if they were...the recepticons. just doesn't have the same ring to it

god i fucking love all the politics of mtmte. i love how they’re talking about the senate here before we really get to See how bad they were (we heard a bit about it from whirl a few issues ago, and now here)

love how nightbeat is pretty much agreeing with the decepticon ideology here, even if its clear that he isn't Actually a decepticon - it just drives home the fact that, in this story, The Decepticons Were Right About A Lot Of That Stuff (or at least, they had a reason other than ‘destruction’ for rebelling).

AND THEN THERES RUNG!!!!!!! WITH HIS MODEL OF THE LOST LIGHT....god i fuckgin LOVE the continuity in this story bc the first time reading this ur like oh ok rung is old yea makes sense...but then later all the time travel stuff happens and then its like OHHHHH

damn poor rung nightbeat can rlly tell he's lonely just by looking at him vbhjdkdfhbjsjkdf geez. also nightbeat that's ur mystery stick bf from the future js!!

quarks extreme POV on all of the stuff is so interesting, and makes so much sense bc of Course he would think that as a non-combatant scientist who, due to his functional value in current society, wouldn't really benefit much from a revolution - in fact, he’d probably lose a lot. and that’s the sort of thing where you’re like, ok well think about everyone else dude, have some perspective - but at the same time, quark did suffer a pretty terrible fate, so his fears weren't entirely unfounded...augh, its so fascinating...im sorry I'm not gonna shut up about space robot politics this Entire time

HOW did nobody notice that dead body before now

ratchet spray-painting the hands he stole from pharma to match his own paintjob is like...kinda gruesome if you think about it hvbhsjkdfbkjdf

i love rewind sooo much oh my god

he rlly stashed rung’s comatose body in a wheelchair behind the bar hbkjdhfbshjkdf rewind

rewind and chromedome’s tag-team explanation....ough hhhhh THEM

wait a sec, rewind, you have medical records in your database? that is, at least according to regular medical laws, very illegal lmao. my favorite long-running theme in mtmte: the fact that hipaa and osha laws on cybertron are either basically nonexistent, or just universally disregarded

what the actual fuck is up w/cybertronian time units. that shit is wack as hell

ooh i love how chromedome looks different in the flashback - no shoulder tires! - that's a cool detail

how come prowl just said ‘minute,’ rewind was busting it up w/all the wack ass fantasy time units just a second ago. geez

also goddd i love the scenery of pre-war cybertron, its SUCH a cool setting like, visually and aesthetically and politically

like, i adore details like the sign in the bg that says ‘everyone’s shape serves a purpose.’ really adds to the ‘society on the precipice of civil war currently controlled by an increasingly-desperate faction who are doling out propaganda like crazy in an attempt to maintain their image and control over the populace’ vibe

good ole murder mystery setup. love it!

pre-war prowl is such an interesting character. actually prowl in general is such an interesting character...I kinda wrote him off during my first read of mtmte (and even a little during my second readthru) as just this dude who’s an asshole (espec bc my prev tf experience involved watching tfa as a kid, and this prowl is very different from tfa prowl lol)...but prowl is SUCH a multi-faceted and interesting character, even in the relatively little we see of him in mtmte

plus it was interesting to learn later that prowl was one of the characters that jro wanted for mtmte and didn't get, and MAN i wish he got prowl bc I would've loved to see what jro would've done w/prowl on the lost light, that would've been amazing. like, just imagine the arc he would have...I have no idea what that arc would BE, but I know it would be awesome. plus I’d be really interested to see how prowl would factor in, relationships-wise, amongst the crew of the lost light. so much potential!

anyways. I'm in a very talky mood tonight it seems. its currently 4 am so that kinda explains it. ok, moving on!

chromedome and prowl bantering....in their own morbid forensic-cop way...

skids bvhjdbsfjasf. speaking what we’re all thinking: is prowl gonna keep showing up in mtmte despite not technically being part of the cast??

swerves drawing of prowl lmaoooo

AND THEN REWIND IN SOME OF MY FAVORITE MTMTE PANELS....fuckgin cracks me up every time god. rewind was rlly about to flip their entire ass table just to demonstrate that prowl is a serial table-flipper...and then he cant even make the table budge and he just stares at his hands like ‘how could you betray me like this’ hvbajkhhsfdhksdf PEAK hilarity

drift hvbshfdjbasdfj his forcibly cheery expression even tho he’s being harassed by rodimus, who is a big whiny toddler w/drift lmao

rodimus is the type of guy who, upon drift not replying to one of his texts, would post a whole twitter thread being all like ‘these days u cant trust any1 to hav ur back...u think u kno someone and then they just ghost you...(1/14)’

again, rewind, HOW and WHY do you just Have medical reports, oh my god, somebody please call a hipaa agent I’m scared,

ratchet interrupting the story to give a quick medical PSA....that's Such an on-brand thing for Me to do that I feel like jro is assigning me ratchet kin as I read this

also, hey, its sonic and boom, those two decepticons from delphi! nice little continuity there

AND HERES ORION PAX SUPER COP

can’t believe idw made my dad optimus prime into a cop. smh. shouldn't be that shocked tho, I feel like half the idw characters are cops

orion rlly hit them w/the omae wa mo shinderu arrest strat

orion: I cant believe you're beating this guy up. anyways, now I'm gonna beat YOU up,

when ratchet puts his hand over drifts mouth and then gets spray paint on drifts face bhjdfsvsdjhfgbjdskf

pre-war ratchet and drift ;_; ratchet’s little inspirational speech...the fact that he tells drift that he’s special...the fact that drift remembered all of this even after 4 million+ yrs...it gets me bro it GETS me

ALSO the layers in the fact that drift then goes on to become a well-known murderous decepticon...so this little scene of him and ratchet in the past gives a lot of context to ratchet’s general attitude towards drift - ratchet clearly feels at least somewhat responsible for all the blood on drift’s hands, since he saved drift’s life way back in the day

the whole relinquishment clinic thing is such cool worldbuilding, bc of course that's the kind of thing that would develop in a society of robot aliens who are only allowed to work within the rigid confines of their alt mode

I love the whole matrix thing bc its kinda like being the pope or st but also you have a ton of political sway, so its a super important position, so of Course the corrupt senate would want full control over that power, and would assassinate the current prime to try to get their own guy in

god vhbhjsdkbgshjdf rodimus is such a dick lmao poor drift

HHHHH I love that the cybertronian version of an autopsy is taking the dudes body apart into the smallest components and laying them all out. that's so fucking cool

hmmmm chromedome maybe you should Not be interested in mnemology, how about that,

oh god. time to start being sad about op and senator shockwave. oh god

senator shockwave more like senator sexy

also the first time I read this I thought I had just missed his name and like halfway thru the story I went back and scoured the pages looking for it hbvhsjdfbshgfdsbj then I was like oh ok so we’re maybe supposed to just know who this guy is from another comic? but NOPE it was very deliberate and I only realized very close to the end that they were setting up some sort of reveal

its funny bc normally I'm not a huge fan of stories where politics play a huge role but I fuckgin love it here, the politics and worldbuilding is all so interesting and also balanced out with a healthy dose of cool sci-fi hijinks, so

lmao there's chromedome being obsessed w/people making the ‘pfft’ sound

also wow yet more hindsight, maybe you Shouldn’t be so interested in the Institute, chromedome,

OHHHH shit I forgot abt the red alert stuff happening at the same time as this :( :( :(

AUGHHH what a fucked up situation. god

oooof i gotta continue now!! what a solid issue, I love the shadowplay arc

#lj rereads mtmte

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btswishes · 5 years

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I will adopt you.

Monsta X (Shownu) hybrid au

Part1 / Part2 / Part3 / Part4 / Part5 / Part6 / Part7 / Part8 /…

A/N: I saw this dog that looked like a bear, kind of scary but also superrr cuddly looking and I thought of this macho mochi. Hope you like it there are more parts to come.Sorry for any mistakes made.

Word count: 2,627

Warnings: I mean ,just normal 21 century teen cussing.

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Winter is one of those seasons where you just don’t want to go anywhere. Just staying home with a nice warm cup of tea, coffee or coco and enjoy a good book or movie. But we all have those moments where we have to adult and today it was your turn. The day had almost finished when you opened the fridge and realized.

“Who ate all the damn food?” a slap echoed when your palm hit the skin on your forehead “That is rightttt, Mina was here yesterday.”your hands found your waistline and rested there “I need to stop inviting friends over all the time.”

Taking a deep sigh, you walked over to your bedroom. You were groaning and stepping harshly as you were throwing clothes onto your bed.

“Ughhhh, too cold!”

Swinging over the long and fluffy scarf, you made sure you were nice and warm before even confronting the cold weather. The moment the building’s main entrance opened up ,you were hit with a gust of cold wind. You could hear the howling sound it was making. Crackle after crackle you were getting farther from your home.

As the name says already, the convenient store wasn’t far, but in this weather it felt like a hike on mount Everest. The second the warm air hit your face you felt hope and so did your stomach. When people say don’t go shopping when you are hungry, they were right. Who knows what stuff you had in the bags on your way out, what was sure though was the fact that you grabbed anything and everything ,that looked good enough to eat with the packaging still on it.

As you were about to exit the store, you pulled out a sandwich out of the bag and took a big bite from it.

“ Oh yeah.” you said muffled by the food “ That hits the spot nicely.”

The wind outside had gotten stronger, so powerful that it was picking up snow from the ground and basically throwing it in your face. Taking a few deep breaths, you placed the sandwich in the bag and stepped out.

“ Wow wow” the wind was pushing you back a bit. Still being able to walk some what normally, you felt like you were taking two steps and then one back. Getting home was gonna happen sooner or later, but the night was beginning to fall and temperatures weren’t going to be so nice to you anymore.

Like the champ you were, with all the power left in you, you were about to reach your house ,when the wind knocked some snow in your eyes.

“Fuck!” it was blowing very strongly and you had to kneel down to keep yourself from falling. The sound turned from a howl ,to the voice of a ghost that was hunting you.One minute had passed and then two, you weren’t moving at all and that was a no go. A plan was needed to get out of this situation as fast as possible.

“ Oh God, what is up with this day? A person can’t get themselves anything.” you were thinking about possibly crawling home, but your self-respect was not going to allow you that at all.That didn’t stop you from considering it though.

“ I bet people won’t even notice, plus my face is covered so no one will know.” the wind was turning slowly but surely into a blizzard “ Hu?” you stopped mid way thinking. You could still hear what was happening around you, but the biting cold wasn’t hitting your face anymore.

Slowly you rose your head up and noticed something gigantic in front of you. It had a deep brown color with a slight tint of amber. Hesitantly you reached out.

“ What?!” your hand almost disappeared into the object that was blocking the cold.Moving your head to the side you were met with two big, dark eyes and a puff of warm air. It took some time, but judging by the silhouette it was a dog, probably a bear looking at it’s size. The pup nudged you with its tail and you stood up. Yes, the wind was as strong, if not stronger than before, but you didn’t feel the same resistance. The body of the animal was blocking maybe 50% of the blizzard.

It took you less than 5min to get back to your building. You patted the dog on the head and smiled.

“ Thank you sooo much little guy...oh- I mean you don’t look little at all. A!” reaching in your bag you pulled out the half eaten sandwich and gave it to it ”Sorry I can’t offer you more. “

You were looking at it and noticed how wet its fur had gotten. The poor thing was probably hiding somewhere sheltered from the storm and all. You were about to unlock the door, when you turned around and saw the pup still looking at you. You closed your eyes for a sec and went back to it, putting your scarf around its neck “ Should keep you warm.” you patted its head and the dog seemed to like it��“ Go find some good place to dry off.” with one last smile you went inside, in the elevator and got home safely.

Throwing all the bags on the kitchen table ,you dropped on the couch and took a deep breath. The fire place your parents insisted on you getting had finally proven to you its worth. The air was warm and enjoyable. Closing your eyes, you relaxed,but your mind drifted to your savior.

“ Poor thing...” you whispered to yourself

The room was quiet and your head was thinking of all kinds of possible bad outcomes for the pup. You were worried it might freeze to death somewhere, or not be able to find a safe spot.

“ Ughhhhh.” you jumped up and grabbed the nearest coat you could find “ Fuck me, why am I doing this.” cussing with every move you made, you opened the door and ran out. Wearing almost nothing to protect you from the cold, you looked out the glass doors of the building. “ I can’t believe I am doing this right now.” you threw yourself in the blizzard willingly.

The cold was stabbing at your cheeks, eyes watering and nose about to resign its duties as a functioning body part.Your hair was all over the place. Your arm was covering the top of your head as you were fighting your way through the winter.

You were wandering for what seemed an hour, but you couldn’t see the dog anywhere. You were sweaty even if it sounded impossible and very tired. Sadly giving up was the only option at this point. Dragging in the snow, your feed were trembling. It was unbelievable how you survived this long so lightly dressed.

The moment you were about to unlock the door, your vision went blank and you lost grip on the keys. The jingling sound let you follow them to the snow at the bottom of the stairs. But the state of your legs dropped you to the stone ground. You were puffing and wiping your face. Leaning your head onto the cold wall ,you tried to gather your strength and get up. As you were starting to see clearly again ,you felt something brush against you.

Lifting your arm you grabbed the material that fell on your chest and relisted it was your scarf.

“ Wait what?” the sound of metal hitting metal pulled your attention to the same mysterious hero that saved you the first time. “ This feels a bit like fate and it’s low key strange.”

Leaning onto the dog you were able to get up and open the door. The sudden shifting sound made you notice that the pup was leaving. You quickly grabbed it by the tail. “ No you don’t. I almost died trying to find your furry ass. You are coming with me.” the dog seemed confused or maybe you were still in a daze.

The thing you were sure about tho was that it was a male. He followed you into the elevator and kept close, letting you lean onto him when you were losing your footing. The moment you opened your apartment door, he hesitated to walk in.

“ Come on, don’t be shy.” with a few pulls from your side he finally stepped in. Maybe it was because of the change in the scenery, but the pup didn't even make a move. It was standing there like a new plush toy that you just bought and breathing heavily taking in the atmosphere around it.

"Are you getting comfortable in there?" You peeked your head out of the kitchen, but he was still standing in the middle of the room. You sighed and waddled over.

"I let you in so you are allowed to make yourself comfortable." placing a bowl of water next to the fireplace, you sat back down " It's one thing to be shy but you don't have to be at all. Come here."you patted a place next to you and he finally walked over ,curled up into a fluffy donut and calmed down.

"Oh lord!" your nose just scrunched up "Wet dog, not a good perfume idea." One option was to towel dry him, another to let him naturally dry next to the fire place, but since you didn't know how long he was out there, you were firm about what you were planning to do.

"Ok." You said a bit deep while getting up "It's settled then. You are taking a shower." Clapping your hands you pulled the pup to your bathroom "For once I am sooo glad this apartment is big. Who knows what it would have been if I couldn't fit you in here."

You turned on the shower just to adjust the water so it wasn’t too cold or too warm. The bathroom was isolated from the rest of the house and you couldn’t hear the outside anymore. Wetting the pup’s fur, you were about to pull the shampoo from the rack next to the shower door, when your shirt got stuck on it.

“I need to change into something else. If I get this shirt wet it will shrink and I am not planning to go on a diet.” you ran out of the bathroom as fast as you came back in. Your body had on it a short shirt tied up at the chest and a pair of pink panties. “Ok, all ready.Come here pooch.” but the dog had it’s back towards you “What is wrong?” he let out a small whimper when you pulled him close to you suddenly by his back legs.

“Hold still now.” grabbing the bottle of lavender shampoo, you placed a small dollop of it on your palm “Hmmm, you are a big boy, probably the equivalent of 1 bear or 20 wigs.I will add a bit more.” squeezing the bottle a bit longer this time let almost half of it spill out “Oh well.”

Rubbing your hands together you started lathering the dog from head to toe, focusing on his paws and tummy.He was jumping away when you were cleaning his stomach area “I get it I get it.You are shy, I will stop.”

Grabbing the shower head ,you looked at him “Don’t worry we are almost done here.” turning it on firstly splashed your chest. Pulling onto the shirt you noticed it become translucent “Aw man, well I should have expected this.” you started rising off the shampoo as best as you could. “There, all done.It wasn’t too bad now was it?”

You walked out the bathroom, changed into dry clothes fast and ran back to the dog. You threw a gigantic towel on his head and he panicked. Looking at the circles the dog was making made you burst in laughter and help him out. “Sorry sorry.”

Making sure the pup was next to the fire place, you kept rubbing the towel all over him until he was as dry as the desert.

“Ah!”you plopped onto his body, making him jump a bit “You smell sooo good.” rolling over onto your back, you were looking at the ceiling and just enjoying the sounds of the crackling flame and the howling winds.It felt so peaceful and almost like a fantasy story.

“You know.” your voice spoke out calmly “This is feels like one of the stories I used to read about when I was little.”you crooked your head towards the pup, giving him a serious look “You are not a man that was cursed into a dog form are you?” you felt as if he stopped breathing for a second before giggling to yourself and laying back onto him “I am joking. So this is what it feels to talk to your pets. I mean you are not my pet, probably have an owner.”

You let your hand travel to his neck, but no leash was there to identify him as someone’s dog.As he seemed to like it, you continued to run your fingertips through his dark and soft fur.

“You can stay with me.I mean....if you want.”you sighed “Get’s kind of lonely being by myself all the time. I was ok with it at first but now, I am not so sure about it.”

There was a moment of silence were only the ambiance in the room was ruling, until you felt the soft fur envelop you.He came closer and licked your cheek a few times. Pursing yourself up onto your elbows, you looked him with a spark in your eyes.

“I will take that as a yes.But...” you paused “I need to give you a name.” sitting up cross legged, you began looking at him from head to toe “I won’t give you a very manly name since you are scary enough as is. What about.....mmmm. Nunu!” the dog’s tail perked up “Yeah, you look like a Nunu to me.” you cupped his cheeks and started messing up his coat “Nunu, you are such a cute Nunu.”

The dog was getting annoyed but before it was about to growl, his eyes met yours. You had stopped moving and were giving him the brightest smile one could receive. It was warm and kind, your eyes were relaxed and filled with love, such pure energy. “My Nunu.” you scratched behind his ear ,as he closed his eyes and leaned into it without a hesitation.

The petting session continued till 11 when you were already fast asleep. The fire burned out and it started getting colder and colder. Nunu woke up when he felt you nuzzling yourself into his fur. His head came close to yours and sniffed you, before giving you a quick lick.

Moon light was creeping in from the big windows, but suddenly got covered by a big shadow. It wasn’t looming over you, it had more of a safe and protective feeling to it. Your body almost instantly moved up as if on it’s own and met the comforting covers of the bed. A soft blanket moved up your body. The figure turned away from you and was about to leave, when something escaped your lips.

“Mmmm....Nu...Nunu.” you rolled around for a bit, trying to get comfortable

“Worried more about a dog than yourself.” the shadow started loosing it’s tall shape and walked over to your bed. Your hand instinctively escaped the cover and laid calmly, once it reached the furry head of the pup, leaning onto your bed. The whole night he staid there, looking out for you.

Where did this dog come from and why did it not leave?

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Make me your doll :)

Hello, today I would like us to look at a really hot routine practiced by British mentalist Derren Brown.

Now I would like to say from the beginning that I think what Derren has done here overall is highly unethical. Derren takes this woman, fucks with her religious beliefs and gives a number of powerful suggestions without gaining consent beforehand which is unacceptable. I will also be looking at her state of mind and talking about how much I like it and wish it were me, which is super problematic and stuff. But this is a Tumblr about kink so that is all I will say about that.

Now, On to the Hotness!

What I <3 about this scene is the simple self assured elegance of the induction and I think it would be really fun to have a domme allow me to consent to this and experiment and have fun. I mean, to be unable to speak or move (and experience or do god knows what else) based on what she does to a doll?

Yummy.

If you would like to continue click the below video and then continue reading.

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Lets begin...

The poor girl is being entrapped before she even realizes it....

The language Derren uses even before the session is beautiful... He begins a pretty involved spiel about how religion is changing in England which grabs her attention and then drops the bomb by having her stand up suddenly. In hypnosis there is something called a “pattern interrupt induction” basically it is just the perfectly normal response to something new, the conscious routine is broken and the unconscious mind has to figure out wtf is going on, but it does so using imagination so a lot of weird things become possible.

“As main stream religions seem to be dying out, um, would you stand up with me for a sec?“

Here he is using something called simply a ‘stand up induction’, he has her mind in one place and then interrupts it entirely and has her carry out an arbitrary command. She complies and seems fine but inside that creative little mind of hers is wondering “what is this? what is happening?” That confusion is something he will use to his advantage. :) :) :) <3 <3 <3 <3

He then moves her by the shoulders and stands her in place “and just like that...” Here he is establishing his dominance and her compliance more completely. He doesn’t seem to be doing anything malicious so she goes along with it but inside the confusion and compliance are starting to mix into a nice trance :)

And now unto the trancing :)

Following the Elman induction he looks to get “body catelepsy” and “arm catelypsy”, this word, which I have mispelled twice two different ways, means getting muscle groups to work together, it is something the unconscious mind is really good at and by having her do it she is really starting to rely more and more on that unconscious imagination. A lot of hypnotists really take their time with this process, Dave Elman’s famous induction does it in about five minutes. But the last few decades people have been doing them with ‘rapid’ or ‘instantaeneous’ inductions that don’t even require words to do. This is what Derren does. (FYI, I have never had the backbone to try them so I use the longer form)

You can see when he first steadies her, he shakes her slightly until her whole body basically focuses on standing upright, full body catelpsy achieved :)

When you see hypnotists go on these long routines “your whole body is becoming very very relaxed from your toes to your forehead” that is the same thing, and Derren does it in like, three quarters of a second.

He holds her hand and brings her arm up, again this is about confusion and compliance making her more and more open to his suggestions at a deeper level.

When he is shaking her arm I believe he is checking for a moment when it relaxes completly (and she gives in, like a good girl should <3 ) and then at that moment he switches to steadying her arm until her now entranced unconscious picks up the hint for it to stay in place. This is the same sort of thing you see a stage hypnotist do when we look for involuntary arm levitation by having someone imagine a balloon is attached to their fingers with their eyes closed, it lets us know when our subjects have a good trance going. Now normally it takes me maybe about five minutes to get here, but Derren gets her there *so quick*

He ends the induction with “and you can just stay like that for a while”

‘Like what for a while?’ she must be thinking, inside so determined to find the meaning behind those words, but what instructions has her unconscious recieved? Body and arm catelysy, so she goes deeper into that experience.

She might not seem it on the outside, but that girl is now as deep as the people you see at stage shows comfortably drinking tall glasses of vineger after being told it is Sprite.

Thus her trance goeth deeper <3 <3

Phase three, the Fetish (like in a literal sense, get your mind out of the gutter)

Right now her mind is probably empty and laser focused on him searching for the meaning of the experience she is confused about. If he stopped she would proably come back in a few seconds. But he isn’t done, now Derren drops another pattern interrupt by turning around and listen to the language he uses...

“I’m gonna show you what this is.... I’m gonna show you something involving this.....which is..... .... a doll”

Each part of that asks a question, each part transfixes her mind a little more. :) Such simple things go a long way. It might night seem like much to us but when you are in trance you get sooo hyper focused that those words would have kept her total attention and helped her get deeper into the experience Derren is crafting for her.

It is not wrong this turns me on lol

Put your Soul into this Doll and let Me own you :)

So this next part is interesting. For hypnosis to work the Number One requirement is Congruency, you need to tap into the other person’s experience, values and personality and then pace that experience in the direction you want to go in.

This girl is really into paganism, magic and so on so there is a really good chance she believes that dolls can take on magical associations. She is no longer thinking with her logical conscious mind but with her super creative unconscious mind, which is also (probably) the same part of us which has our really deep beliefs about the world.

He has already just bluntly said “We are going to give it a soul, which I will do now by taking this ring...”

Her mind is 100% primed to be able to believe her soul can be placed inside that doll. By pretending to take the ring from her and putting it in the doll she is personally attached to it.

“Now it has a soul, your soul, if you like” The pause when he turns is intentional, it gives her unconscious time to process what is happening and make it a reality.

(Now I need to just step outside this for a moment. All of this is possible because Derren is not doing anything seemingly malicious, if Derren were to begin to seriosuly abuse her she would snap out pretty quickly.)

Really nice and affirming patter follows

“Say I just think, it is interesting, that we believe what makes us feel good, and if we find something nice we tend to believe it” (words to that effect, it is getting late lol)

So here he is fixing her attention but also giving subtle hints that this is an enjoyable experience for her which she is now likely to accept. Given what follows this was a good thing to get in her tender little mind.

Finally, the mindfucking I promised

In order to begin pillaging her brain he needs to get into her experience so, roll for gather information,

“Do you feel anything, what are you aware of?” Short, and simple. What she says next will determine Derren’s next moves.

“My legs feel real heavy” This is the full body catelypsy showing, Derren has a good idea she will be unable to move them, especially if he follows ‘they are heavy’ with ‘can you move them’.

“Can you move them, can you move your feet?”

She laughs saying “I’m trying”. I have had people describe these sorts of realizations that things have suddenly changed in trance a few ways. Some say half their brain believes it while the other half doesn’t, some say it is like a dream.

I think it would feel really, really, fucking hot. “My world is no longer my own” hot.

To further the trance he turns around and what does she see, the legs of the doll are now tied with rope. This is the moment the full power of her unconscious mind is takes control, her delicate little conscious rational mind is going to be carried away like a tsunami. Her unconscious mind makes the connection,

What Mistress Does to the Doll = The Truth of My Experience

Well like Derren isn’t her Mistress but like, I have an imagination too lol

He then takes control of her arms very, very simply,

"Just so you can see you can move them for a moment”

This creates the expectation, so simply and perfectly, that he will paralyze them as well, and when he begins to wind the rope around the doll as she waves them she gets less and less able to.

She probably feels the rope constraining her, pushing in against her skin tighter and tighter until her muscles can’t fight it anymore *HAWWWWTTTTTT*

“Can you move your arms?”

“No...”

“Are you trying?”

“Yah...”

The nervousness in her laugh, the confusion, the fear, the hope her dominent will not really hurt her but powerless to prevent it.

Oh god I ***need*** to feel that. Ahem. Moving on.

Now, The Orgasm Scene

He reassures her “you are perfectly comfortable.”

And the priming “I want you to count backwards from ten to zero for me ..... Out Loud.”

Now based on what Derren has done to her, what do you think this girl’s unconscious knows will happen to her next?

He wraps the cord tightly around the doll’s head and she begins to count down

“Ten”

“Nine”

“Ei-eight”

“Se...wwwen”

“Shhixx”

“f.fff.ff..ii...ve”

“Foooooooouu”

“...... .... rr...eeeeeee”

“....................ooooo”

And then there is that brief flash of panic and fear in her eyes, did she just lose the ability to speak? What has he done to her?

But then the moment of assurance, his hand on her chin closing it.

“Can you talk?”

and she can’t even say no.

God.

So beautiful.

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