#tim is confused bc when the fuck did constantine get a nephew it would have been in his file

[weirdfishy]

John “oh my nephew gave me this thermos that souped your ghost problem” Constantine

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Tim “what the fuck do you MEAN your nephew gave you a ghost-eradicating thermos why have i never heard of this gimme the tech” Drake

#john will never admit to danny that he /does/ use his weird terminology and will in danny's presence say 'oh yeah i vacuumed a ghost' #while danny tears out his hair bc 'we HAVE a vacuum it's DIFFERENT' #constantine used to fucking just. summon the ghost KING to deal with like. boxy fucking with the JL/D so danny was just like. DUDE HERE #tim is confused bc when the fuck did constantine get a nephew it would have been in his file #dp #dc #dp x dc #dc x dp #fishy’s bubbles #john constantine #tim drake #constantine just says nephew bc wtf is he /supposed/ to say?? the KING of the GHOSTS gave him a WEAPON AGAINST GHOSTS?? #well technically it's not like he shatters their cores...just puts them in a time out room