#tv: you're the worst

[cameronhcwes]

You can't even get breakfast without me thinking that you've bailed again.

YOU'RE THE WORST, 4.12 — "Like People".

#you're the worst #you're the worst fx #ytwedit #aya cash #tvedit #televisiongifs #tvgifs #femalecharacters #userbbelcher #* #mine #ytw* #gretchen cutler #tv: you're the worst #c: gretchen cutler #that first line... yeah same

[theinfinitedivides]

'why did you do this?' 'there's someone i have to protect in my heart.' LEE HAE F*CKING RYEON WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

#tv: the worst of evil #the worst of evil #ji chang wook #bibi #kdrama #local gay watches TWOE (and ships everyone within sight).txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #that's what he told her when she asked him why he did these things after the hallway bloodbath and now she is saying it #after her own. they have come this far and she knows everything about him that she does not wish to and she loves him and she #kills for him. he has let her go so she must let him go too when i tell you i lost it #like ma'am ty for your service in disposing of f*ckass detective but did you have to wreck me like that #half an hour left you're telling me i'm just going to keep getting steamrolled from here #there's no way Seung Ho is coming out of this fully intact upstairs. like he will have some sh*t knocked off the shelves fr fr

[james-stark-the-writer]

sometimes the way you people talk about Riverdale really makes me feel like you guys are anti-art lmao

#the day society thought there was 'bad art' and that inherently meant it had no value and was better off not existing was the day we lost. #'oh we're so glad it's over' you don't even watch the show. #'how did they ruin such a good show?' i don't believe you have actually seen S01 bc it was actually garbage. easily the worst season. #like S01 legitimately is some of the most boring TV. #and if you like it that's fine but to say it was a good show in S01 is so wjfsjfnsbdhd #raise your standards please #anyway uh some of you just are assholes and very much anti-art with the way you talk about some stuff #art is like meant to communicate something and express a feeling and evoke an emotion. my god. #the way some of you conceptualize it as just mindless entertainment is so embarrassing and sad. #like truly i mean i'm sad for you. you're missing out on so many unparalleled art experiences if all you're looking for is 'good art' #won't get into it under here but that FriendlySpaceNinja Riverdale video is so dogshit specifically BECAUSE it embodies this exact idea #'good writing always wins' you don't get art. you flat out don't. #to conceptualize art as only being 'good' (having value) if it has 'good writing' is such a stupid and capitalist way of thinking about art #anyway that societal critique would eat away at my tag limit so i won't get into it. #james talks #riverdale #not exclusive to Riverdale by the way. also very much applies to something like twilight. #like we've already done such a cultural reevaluation of twilight but i still see so many takes on it that are like 'this shouldn't exist' #and it's very inherently anti-art. also fundamentally the idea of 'good art' is just such dogshit but like go watch the CJ the X video— #on subjectivity in art for a much more comprehensive take on that. they break it down a lot better than i can in tags. #disliking something and understanding it isn't for you isn't the same thing as saying it shouldn't exist btw. #'twilight was not my taste' and 'twilight ruined vampires' or 'twilight is toxic and should've never been written' aren't the same. #like disliking something as an artistic piece bc it doesn't do anything for you is fine! good even. that's like the whole point of art! #but the whole 'burn it down' and 'this is ruining culture and TV' takes are so insufferable and anti-art lol

[hussyknee]

Never want to read another gay historical romance set in a world war because Ninety One Whiskey left me in absolute shambles and I don't know whether I'm afraid the experience won't ever be replicated or that it will.

#every so often you come across an author that make you go 'this is FANFICTION?? this is fucking DESTIEL FANFICTION?? #what the FUCK do you mean you're TWENTY THREE????' and then you have to put your head between your knees and never recover #anyway it's 400k words and I have been emotionally unsound for the last four years #still don't know how to handle her So Says The Sword #'there's a masterpiece of english literature on ao3 but you might need to watch one of the worst tv shows ever created to understand it' #EDIT: SHE CAME BACK LAST MONTH AFTER 6 YEARS TO WRITE ANOTHER N-OW ONE SHOT FOR RALLY FOR PALESTINE!! #gay romance #gay historical romance #book recommendations #book recs #fic recs #fanfiction #knee of huss #komodobits

[nerdyfangirlingbooks]

Wild how some people still don't seem to understand the basic concept of seeing posts about media with a take you disagree with, and simply.. scrolling past

#this is about the person I just blocked because they reblogged my post only to say that it was the worst take ever #like okay you're allowed to think that but you also don't have to say that?? #it's not even a post about anything all that meaningful it's literally about a tv show #also they said it in the reblog not the tag and something about that seemed so funny to me #very much gave new user who doesn't know you can comment without reblogging vibes #I had a look at their blog too and they have done this on like half the posts on their blog #so much effort for posts you don't even like babe?? #aside from anything else is it not simply easier to ignore posts you disagree with?

[powersofdarkness]

riverdale is like a matryoshka doll of a show. it’s both the best show and the worst show all the way down.

#on the one level you're like this is a show about a group of high school students who randomly then manifest magical powers. bad #but then it's a commentary on unions and the alienation of labour. good #and then cheryl and toni have ghost sex. actually that one's just confusing #anyway best show/worst show on TV #riverdale #riverdale season 6

[eefh]

"Wear your stains on the outside of your clothes, Gretchen"

#you're the worst #lindsay jillian #gretchen cutler #tv show quotes #tv shows

[alixinwwonderland]

As he gets closer and closer to the benchmark of what one might call middle age, Lenny Bruce is getting soft. Not that he would admit it, most of the time.

Age has been kind to him, and isn’t that a fucking trip? At forty-seven, he’s probably healthier and in better shape than he was at twenty-seven. He eats well, he’s been clean for over a decade, and maybe it’s the good food, the happy home life, the lack of being constantly hounded by the morality police, or some combination of all three, but he’s coming up on fifty with nary a gray hair in sight - just a neat, tidy mustache and a pair of orange-rimmed glasses.

He’s still him. Still pushes the boundaries, still says things that make people gasp and clutch their pearls (mostly figurative pearls, these days, Midge tells him). Still maintains that bad-boy reputation, prickly and obscene and edgy. But he’s also allowed those other parts of his personality to come out. The soft side, the compassionate side, the generous side.

The side that brings lunch to surprise his wife when she has to do some commercial shoot.

When he walks onto the set, directed there by a very helpful assistant, though, all the nice parts of his personality take a backseat as he covers his mouth to keep from barking out a laugh.

His lovely, fashionable, put-together wife is standing in the middle of the set, getting her makeup touched up by a woman in a black tunic. Lenny may not be up on the latest fashions - he’s been wearing a variation on the same suit since the 1950s - but even he knows that this blocky, hole-y, front-laced monstrosity is not something anyone with Midge’s taste (or any taste) would willingly wear.

He watches, silent, as they do another take, before the director calls lunch. That’s when Midge spots him. Her cheeks flush even pinker beneath the camera-ready makeup, but she otherwise is admirably casual as she walks up to greet him with a kiss.

“What?” she asks defensively as he tries and fails to hide his growing mirth.

“Sweetheart, what the fuck are you wearing?”

#midgelenny #midge maisel #lenny bruce #the marvelous mrs. maisel #tmmm #tmmmfic #midgelenny fic #tv: the marvelous mrs maisel #ship: you're still staring #ch: midge maisel #ch: lenny bruce #those set pictures are SO BAD #the worst costumes what the hell

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

my tv has hurled new episodes of ghosts cbs + the marvelous mrs. maisel (x3!) + yellowjackets + an entire season of single drunk female at me all at once and i don’t know what to do

#AND succession?? AND my number one priority in tv life teddy lasso?!?!??!?!?!!? #(and apparently schmigadoon started again??????) #idk how i'm gonna keep up with this television season y'all #i'm going to have to start watching tv like an old #i.e. slowly #also i only said 'like an old' because we've been rewatching you're the worst and my internal monologue is lindsay now #dollsome's deep thoughts

[theinfinitedivides]

Jun Mo: we have to push our way in. f*ck if not we have to push someone out

Chief Seo:

Chief Seo:

#tv: the worst of evil #the worst of evil #wi ha joon #wi ha jun #ji chang wook #lee shin ki #kdrama #local gay watches TWOE (and ships everyone within sight).txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #we just had an absolute sh*tshow of a Jung Bae/Ki Cheol break up go down (i don't have to like how he keeps trying to blow Jun Mo's #cover to know he's speaking the f*cking truth amen) and Seo is like aight. you're the boyfriend so you head in with the boss i'm about #to f*ck this man up #Jung Bae i'm so sorry i hope you make it through whatever he's about to do to you

[dmclemblems]

the way it’s felix who runs to rodrigue when he’s dying in the bad ending of ag and says “no!” AND LITERALLY THROWS HIS FUCKING SHIELD TO THE SIDE before dimitri even has a chance to turn around just GETS me.

it’s not that dimitri was busy/concerned about byleth/sothis. it’s that felix didn’t even wait more than a second of byleth running off to literally fucking drop everything and turn around to see if his father was okay and felt immediate panic when he realized he wouldn’t make it and held him in his arms as he died.

#Three Hopes #Three Hopes Spoilers #if you have not seen that cutscene and only recruited Byleth #I do not recommend watching it unless you're prepared to die with Rodrigue #bc there's no hope of a Rodrigue fan surviving that cutscene #and it's the fucking no! and IMMEDIATE SHIELD THROW that gets me most #the way they have no idea if Byleth/Sothis running away was a fluke and could come back to attack #but Felix doesn't FUCKING CARE HE JUST DROPS EVERYTHING AND HOLDS RODRIGUE IN HIS ARMS #DIMITRI DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO REACT ABOUT IT YET BEFORE FELIX HAD STARTED RUNNING TO RODRIGUE #SLAMS AND SMASHES MY DESK AND THROWS LARGE BOULDERS OUT OF THE ATMOSPHERE #SHUT UP FIRE EMBLEM THREE HOUSES AZURE MOON ''YOU RLY HATE UR DAD'' ''YES I DO'' FELIX LYING FRALDARIUS #AND THE VERY WORST PART IS THAT RODRIGUE'S A SUPPORTS ARE /L O C K E D / UNTIL AFTER THIS CHAPTER #WHICH MEANS FELIX AND RODRIGUE NEVER GOT TO APOLOGIZE TO EACH OTHER IF YOU DON'T RECRUIT BYLETH #BUT MIND YOU FELIX IS STILL DESTROYED ABOUT THIS EVEN WITHOUT THEIR A SUPPORT #I WILL NEVER ACCEPT NO BYLETH RECRUIT AG AND I COULD HAVE SURVIVED IT YOU KNOW #I COULD HAVE SURVIVED NO BYLETH IF IT DIDN'T MEAN WE HAD TO LOSE RODRIGUE #AND IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO SEE FELIX FALLING APART IN ABSOLUTE FUCKING REAL TIME #SMASHES KEYBOARD BC I ALREADY SMASHED MY DESK SMAHES MONITOR SMASHES TV #CAUSES DESCTRUCTION ON THE SCALE OF MY EMOTIONS UNTIL I REALIZE #THERE IS NOT ENOUGH DESTRUCTION I CAN POSSIBLY CAUSE TO EQUAL THESE EMOTIONS

[penelopepitstopp]

still one of the hardest times I've ever laughed at any podcast it's just so dumb

Transcript below for the lolz:

Alex: Yes, this is Lingo Bingo! Round one, it's a spot the song – I've replaced every other word with either slippery or snake. Shout your name if you think you've got it.

Mark: Or play our instruments? Isn't that better?

Alex: Oh! Play your instruments, yes.

Alex: Slippery was snake like slippery beauty snake from slippery movie snake. Snake said slippery mind –

[band laughing]

Alex: Slippery what snake you snake. I snake the snake. Snake will slippery on snake floor, snake the slippery –

[band still laughing]

Alex: Snake said, snake am slippery one. Snake will slippery on slippery floor snake the slippery. Snake told snake her snake was slippery jean –

[saxophone sound]

Alex: Yes, Mark?

Mark: It's Billie Jean.

Alex: It is Billie Jean!

Joe: Bloody hell, well done.

Alex: Snake told snake her snake was slippery jean, slippery she slippery a snake. Slippery every snake turn slippery eyes etcetera.

Ed: Well done, Mark, that was good.

Alex: I'm amazed you got that.

Joe: I thought it must be a song about a snake.

Mark: Another great game. This is destined for TV.

Alex: Well, it's round two, in which I've changed all the T's and W's and V's and R's to M's!

[band wheezing]

Alex: Here we go! Smeme malks mamily –

[band immediately dying]

Alex: Dom mhe smeem. Mim mi bmim!

[band struggling to breathe]

Alex: Pulled may dom lom. Ainm no sound bum me sound of his feem. Machine guns, meady mo go! Ame you meady? Hey! Ame you meady fom mhis?

[band actually dead]

Alex: Ame you hanging on mhe edge of youm seam? Oum of mhe doommay mhe bullems mip. Mo mhe sound of mhe beam. Chorus now! Anomhem one –

Joe: Joe!

Alex: Bimes mhe dusm – yes, Joe?

Joe: [laughing] I haven't got it.

Alex: Anomhem one bimes mhe dusm, and anomhem –

Ed: [keyboard sound] Ed!

Alex: Yes, Ed?

Ed: Another One Bites The Dust.

Alex: It is Another One Bites The Dust!

[clapping]

Ben: Oh, well done!

Mark: [still dying]

Alex: Hom d'you mhink I'm gonna gem along. Mimhoum you mhen youme gone.

Ed: I thought you were just reading the Jabberwocky poem.

#alex horne #the horne section #this is destined for TV #you're right mark #my little brothers ask me to play this at least once a week #6 year old started learning the sax #he KNOWS its the worst instrument

[light-miracles]

Even POC are disliking RoP.

It's like if we thought for ourselves instead of liking what the media says we have to like. Wild.

It's ALMOST like if the color of your skin isn't the basis of your personality and preferences. SO WILD.

#Thinking that every not white person will consume your product independently of the quality if you play the rep card is so FUCKIN RACIST #For the dumbasses out there: no tv show will ever make the world a better place #They tell you you're a better person if you watch x tv show and turned entertainment into activism #Because now people think they can change the world from the commodity of their couch #Give me a rest from this hypocrisy #Fuck Amazon and their fake moral #The worst shitshow I've ever seen #Anti rings of power #Racism in Hollywood #Anti Hollywood

[ye-xiu]

the one thing that stuck with me from cyzj was the conversation between jun and yanan about yanan pulling out and yanan voicing so much of his struggle concerning his anxiety in front of jun and jun, despite not really knowing what to say or do, managing to say the right thing when he tells yanan “you’re someone worth waiting for”

#idk it's one thing i would have killed to hear some of my (past) friends say to me in the heights of my worst anxiety episodes #(i still wish someone would say this to me but alas) #you feel like you fall behind and hold people up so much and you feel so guilty for it so for someone to really see you and say you're worth #that patience you try and give everyone else while hurtling yourself along is so touching and just such a ... idk comforting thing to say #as much as i didn't like some fo the reality tv trauma dumping stuff cyzj aired i do respect someone opening up about their struggle #bc that is hard as hell and harder to do in front of a (new) friend #i could ramble more but i won't #al.txt

[myfanfictiongarden]

Catching up with ML episodes continues to be an absolute nightmare.

#every time I decide to wait until all episodes re out #so many big leaks appear that I can't escape watching the ep #worst thing is if you can't find all new episodes on youtube #than you're missing even more out #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug 5 #tv shows #things i like

[eefh]

"Have you ever had a day that starts with one bad decision? And then... it's just a cascade of bad decisions, until you're like, 'Well, might as well burn down the whole town tonight?'"

#you're the worst #gretchen cutler #tv show quotes #tv shows