#ummmm ur mom

[mars-crops]

*tap* *tap* is this thing on? ahem… i- um- i have no clue what to post here. what’s cool? what’s not? how do i communicate with people? why does it feel so scary to like/follow people? am i doing this right? have i forgotten the old ways of tumblr dot com? am i no longer a loser for using this shit? how do i learn? help. i see the light. i can’t hold anymore.

#ummmm???? #ignore my rambling #idk what im doing #ur moms a hoe

[diorsluv]

casual , part 1

“ my friends call me a loser ”

series m. list next chapter

( socialmedia!au )

yourusername

liked by edwards.73, markestapa, and 85,331 others

yourusername took a break from michigan but someone wouldn’t leave me alone 🙄

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edwards.73 aw c’mon you know you’d hate it if i left you alone

→ yourusername you can’t handle not talking to me for 15 minutes

→ edwards.73 NOT TRUE

→ yourusername i’ll pull up the receipts 🤨

username30 so prettyyyy

vivianliu more like you couldn’t stop complaining about being “so far away from him”

→ yourusername ummmm! i don’t remember that actually 😁😁

→ edwards.73 oh???

→ _quinnhughes my god you two are disgusting

→ yourusername don’t be a hater quinny ☹️

rutgermcgroarty 🤮

→ yourusername 🖕

→ rutgermcgroarty meanie

→ yourusername rut i will shove a ruler down your throat

→ rutgermcgroarty kinky 😈😈

→ yourusername OH MY GOD RUTGER

username24 THE VIEW??

username19 her n ethan have been flirting for MONTHS i just wanna know what’s goin on 😞

jackhughes lucky 😒

→ yourusername WHY R U MAD AT ME 😒

→ jackhughes UR IN ITALY RN AND IM NOT

→ yourusername then maybe u shouldve considered ur career choices???

→ jackhughes AT LEAST I GET MONEY

markestapa are you single asking for a friend

→ yourusername yeah i am 🤭🤭

→ markestapa wrong answer 🤬

→ yourusername oh! i didn’t realize i was getting INTERROGATED

→ markestapa yeah you better go apologize to your man rn

→ yourusername what man?? 😥

luca.fantilli yeah n i’m real fucking glad you’re not in michigan so i can finally get some peace and quiet 🙄

→ yourusername WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

→ luca.fantilli YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS

→ yourusername NO???

→ luca.fantilli maybe bc it sounds like a FUCKING BURGLAR is in the other room all the time

→ dylanduke25 😨

→ yourusername 🤐

→ markestapa fr she’s acting like we don’t know she’s always sneaking out in the morning 🙄

→ yourusername GUYS STOP MY BROTHERS CAN READ THIS SHIT

→ jackhughes i really wish i couldn’t read ts

→ lhughes_06 wtf happened when i left michigan??

→ rutgermcgroarty you don’t wanna know lhughes_06

username2 luca’s comment thread 😭😭

→ username56 LMAOO

adamfantilli my country??? 🇮🇹

→ yourusername ur country ‼️

→ luca.fantilli ITALIA 🫡

username43 best hughes sibling confirmed

username20 the guys have no remorse for ethan’s love life 😭

→ username4 wait how do we know they’re talking about ethan

→ username91 i mean it’s pretty obvious when u look at it

mackie.samo as a representative of the gc i can confirm you did not leave him alone

→ markestapa BRO what happens in the gc stays in the gc

→ dylanduke25 no no right we did appoint him as a representative

→ yourusername 😥😥

→ vivianliu clearly i’m not the only one getting screenshots of the convos..

→ edwards.73 who the hell said u were the rep of the gc

→ lhughes_06 WHAT GC???

username68 please just give me one chance, i PROMISE i can do better than ethan

_alexturcotte the view 👌

→ yourusername the view 😮‍💨

username32 drop a closet haul pleaseee

yourusername

liked by lhughes_06, _quinnhughes, and 109,816 others

yourusername i was going back through the old albums and.. 😟

tagged: jackhughes, _quinnhughes, lhughes_06

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trevorzegras the nicest they’ve ever been to you

→ yourusername THIS ‼️‼️

→ lhughes_06 NO WE’RE NICE

→ yourusername name one time you’ve been nice to me in the past five years

→ lhughes_06 i let you move into the apartment when you got into college

→ yourusername BECAUSE MOM AND DAD FORCED YOU TO

lhughes_06 you were an accident

→ yourusername you’re lying out of your ass rn

→ lhughes_06 THINK ABOUT IT, all of us were born 2 years apart but you were only born a year after me

→ jackhughes you had to share a room with lukey because they had only planned for 3 kids

→ _quinnhughes you had to wear boy clothes for the first year of your life because they didn’t wanna buy clothes for you if you were gonna grow out of it in a month

→ jackhughes and mom and dad DID say you were an accident

→ yourusername …

username34 CUTEEEE

username20 HITTING US WITH THE GOOD CONTENT

rutgermcgroarty you were so cute as a kid

→ yourusername i know i was 🥰🥰

→ rutgermcgroarty so what happened 💀

→ markestapa that’s a knee slapper right there

→ yourusername were you two dropped on your heads as babies

→ rutgermcgroarty no but it seems like you were

edwards.73 we would’ve dated in pre-school

→ yourusername no i was wayyy cuter than you were

→ edwards.73 you’re not wrong

→ luca.fantilli barf

→ mackie.samo god ethan you’re like a lovesick puppy

→ dylanduke25 i want to bleach my eyes you guys are gross

→ adamfantilli STOP. PUBLICLY. FLIRTING.

→ lhughes_06 ew ew EWWWW please don’t tell me you’re hitting on my BABY sister

→ markestapa you have no idea 💀 lhughes_06

→ lhughes_06 wait what.

username58 AHHH BABY HUGHES

colecaufield so when did the siblingly love turn violent

→ yourusername when jack bit me on the arm

→ lhughes_06 when she karate kicked my head

→ jackhughes when she broke my new stick

→ _quinnhughes when she started spitting food in my face

→ yourusername I DID NONE OF THAT

username76 luke’s so damn clueless 😭

liked by yourusername

dylanduke25 you look absolutely traumatized in that fifth pic…

→ yourusername the log ride was scary 😞

_alexturcotte i see a common theme of jack being the most affectionate

→ yourusername he still is 🫢

→ _alexturcotte we can see that

→ jackhughes i feel like we’re all equally affectionate

→ yourusername well now you’re just fibbing to fib 🙄

→ trevorzegras we all know quinn hates her the most

→ _quinnhughes WOAH WOAH WOAH since when did we decide i ever hated my baby sis???

→ colecaufield it’s not like you hate her you’re just incapable of showing her any form of affection

→ jackhughes why are we getting family therapy rn

username22 BABY PHOTOS

markestapa how cute (i know luke hated you)

→ yourusername HE DID HATE ME

→ lhughes_06 I NEVER HATED YOU????

→ markestapa there’s barely any photos of you and her together as kids 💀💀

elblue6 your cheeks were always so rosy!

→ yourusername mom 😭

→ elblue6 what? it’s where you got your nickname!

→ lhughes_06 yeah ROSIE thats how u got ur nickname 🥰

→ yourusername shut up moosey 😒

→ luca.fantilli ROSIE???

→ yourusername THE OTHERS WERENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT AND NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID lhughes_06

→ rutgermcgroarty we’re calling you rosie from now on

→ yourusername please god no i’ll do anything

mackie.samo ROSIE.

→ yourusername matthew. 😑

→ mackie.samo would you be willing to mingle with one of my friends

→ yourusername i meannnn which friend 🫢

→ mackie.samo WRONG. FUCKING. ANSWER.

→ yourusername OH MY GOD

username35 jack was obviously the best big brother

username17 luke doesn’t have any pics alone with you what happened 😭😭

username76 jack was definitely forced to be in half of those photos

vivianliu awww remember when we first met and i had a crush on quinn

→ yourusername yeah and i never understood why 🙄🙄

→ _quinnhughes wait you had a crush on me??

→ vivianliu yes we established this a long time ago huggy bear pay attention

→ yourusername and then you liked jack 🤮

→ jackhughes okay we DEFINITELY did not establish that one

→ vivianliu yes we did you just weren’t there

→ yourusername AND THEN YOU LIKED LUKE IN COLLEGE

→ lhughes_06 WHATTT 😨

→ vivianliu luke i literally confessed to you when i was drunk stop acting clueless

→ lhughes_06 WHEN??????

→ yourusername long story short you liked all my brothers but you’re out of their league sooo

→ jackhughes woah woah woah idk abt that one

→ vivianliu 🖕 jackhughes

next chapter notes ) sooo i changed the format up a bit but here’s the first chapter 😈 not sure how i’m gonna want this to end if i’m actually gonna base it off of the song… BUT IF IT DOESN’T END HAPPILY DON’T BLAME ME and ofc just comment, dm, or ask if you wanna be tagged!

#ethan edwards #ethan edwards fic #ethan edwards fanfic #ethan edwards x y/n #ethan edwards x reader #quinn hughes #jack hughes #luke hughes #mackie samoskevich #mark estapa #dylan duke #rutger mcgroarty #adam fantilli #luca fantilli #trevor zegras

[goldensunset]

share ur theories abt khml pleaseeeee im dying over here

ok ok i’m thinking. i’m thinking ummmm

so as pointed out in this post it’s odd that master’s defender is on freya’s weird conspiracy board/wall. seems like she’s gathering and analyzing important things to try to figure something out, right? so what’s particularly and immediately relevant about the founder’s keyblade?

i’m feeling like master’s defender is either 1. missing (even stolen), like that post was talking about or 2. they know exactly where it is but there’s something weird going on with it lately. like is it really just a regular keyblade? surely not

basically i can easily see this item as being central to whatever the conflict of this game is about. it is The Missing Link™️. like it’s clearly culturally very important to the people of scala bc their founder wielded it and he’s been immortalized in a statue holding it, and we know its history (having come from brain, who got it from ava, who may or may not have gotten it from MoM bc of the insignia) is a plenty interesting one. so there’s a lot they can do with it here

we also know its future is clearly an interesting and relevant one because eraqus inherits it. we can be absolutely certain without a doubt it was a nepotism thing as opposed to merit bc it’s been pointed out that he’s a blueblood and also there’s no way that doofus earned it by his own right or whatever lol. so like… khml is surely gonna feature the themes of bloodlines and inheritance, right?

but it’s super interesting bc (presumably) eraqus’s ancestor is brain, right? i mean he could possibly have dual lineage and also be related to ephemer at this point but like i feel like what they’ve been going for all along is that it’s brain. but then you consider how if master’s defender is associated with ephemer then surely his (main) bloodline would be the ones inheriting this keyblade right? assuming they don’t like have it in a museum being treated like a relic or whatever. (also assuming the one ephemer’s statue is holding isn’t literally the keyblade itself baked in there but that’s a thought tangent for another time)

my point being. it seems odd that eraqus would end up with it. that his ancestors would have it. and therefore i’m thinking possibly part of the plot of the game is that brain takes it for himself or something. i mean like it was his first and ephemer himself was like ‘ok i’ll take it but in my mind it still belongs to you’. would it really be in character for brain to steal like that? dunno. but there are a multitude of ways it might go down

like maybe it’s a national treasure-esque situation where he steals it to prevent someone else from stealing it. like he’s just holding onto it for safekeeping and ends up keeping it. alternatively he takes it bc there’s something weird happening with it and he wants to solve the mystery. basically this is how ‘brain gets arrested’ becomes real

much to think about

#you say ‘share your theories’ and i’m thinking ‘i don’t have any theories but i might as well just start typing and see where it goes’ #and then. i end up having a theory #it’s magic how that happens. i figure out my thesis halfway through my essay #kingdom hearts #khml #khux #kingdom hearts missing link #asks #thanks anon #mine: kh #khml spoilers #ALMOST FORGOT THAT TAG. oops

[unforgettble420]

HI POOKIEE IM BACK 😜. So erm..anyways can I request 42!miles X m!reader who’s like a golden retriever bf who just pops up near Miles and is just really affectionate with miles 😭🙏🏽 but if your requests are closed and u just forgot to change it, ignore this 💕

HOLY SHIT I LOWKEY FORGOT ABT TUMBLR 💀💀 BUT OMGG YESS🤑🤑

THIS LOWKEY IS PROBABLY GONNA BE SHORT (cuz I’m fucking lazy) sorry if this isn’t exactly what I were looking for!

NOT PROOF READ BTW

Anwaysss I’m js gonna do HCs

How you guys met

• you guys would have probably met at school and I think miles would’ve definitely been confused about he’s feelings for u (let’s just say ur the first boy he’s ever liked!)

•at first he definitely thinks of you as a “homie”, “bro” and “friend” as you guys get closer tho he realizes he feels more things for you more then what friends think of eachother…

•he’d. Freak. Out.

• he realizes he needs to sort he’s feelings out, and he does! (With the help of he’s uncle ofc)

How he tells u

• listen there’s so much going on in miles life rn ok… I mean this miles lost he’s dad, he’s mom is struggling, he lives in a not rlly good world (without spider-man) AND HES A VILLAN!!

• so he does what any not out of the closet villan teenager does, js straight up doesn’t tell u.

• so u end up asking him out

What it’s like to date miles

• he’s such a loyal bf and so trusting

• you guys would go in so many dates mainly private dates (due to him not being out) but they’re still so fun and romantic!

• I could see y’all doing little gym dates (he’s gotta keep that physic for being a super villan💪)

• he’d also do drawing for you and of youuuu

• I see him as being a big gifter he probably didn’t buy the item but it’s the thought that counts <3

How u found out he was the prowler!

You were planning on surprising miles with being there at ges house, in he’s room, after he’s night shift! “Fuck!-” miles yelled in agony as the window hit he’s head, “shit- what are u doing here baby?” Miles said in a confused and startled tone “I wanted to surprise u…?” U said “ but I’m why are y going through the window with a black and purple suit…” ur voice getting more and more confused as u talked. He stared at u dumbfounded “ummmm, listen it’s not what it looks like-” he tried to explain! but he couldn’t…

After he explained to you about he’s situation and what’s been going on u obviously we’re concerned and worried about miles and he’s safety! But you knew u loved him to much to leave him, u agreed to be ok with this as long as he didn’t get hurt or killed!!

“Ok wow I really wasn’t expecting all this to happen tonight…! But now that ur here we have to finish that movie!! PLUS I MISS UUU!” You guys obviously snuggled the whole night ❤️

#spiderman atsv #spider man: across the spider verse #42 miles morales #earth 42 miles morales x reader #42 miles x reader #miles moarals x reader #miles spiderman

[sillyvanillycheos]

Ummmm about that Pure vanilla... She is stuck in a love triangle and to winged man and a me look a like is fighting for her affection...

Some of us are kind of in a love war type of stuff....

So how did your parents meet if you tell me urs I will tell mine.

“Oh!~ the old man and silent salt are fighting over little lily hm?~”

“I hope she’s ok..”

“Long story short dark choco…they both met when shadow milk got freed from the tree, fought for a bit then somehow my dad fell for mom, then I found out I was his son! They got married and adopted more kids aka my siblings, their not here because two are at school and my two older brothers are out on one of their hangouts”

#cr kingdom #shadow milk cookie #pure vanilla cookie #pureshadow #shadowvanilla #help #vanilla milkshake #gays #wizard cookie #prince of deceit au #prince of deceit

[wolfpupsblog]

This isn't mine so I'd like to create a story cus I'm not good at art. I'm Elizabeth kealoha btw ...

Crosshair: I hope that jesse guy doesn't show.. Not that he ain't cute or anything he whispers to himself

Jesse:?? Wots that mate?!

Cross:... Hey uh I was wondering if u were to show up... But um right I think lunch is calling...

Jesse: alright. Can I come?!

Cross: ummmm ... Cool ok yeah just don't do anything to my friends we don't usually work or hang with regs other wise they be mean and shit..

Jesse: eyebrow raised narrowed upper lip pondering then speaks regs hugh?. Lol u talking non defects?! I mean I'm not mean I would never do that

Cross: oh uhh....

Jess: you alright?!

Cross: um yeah .. I just mmm it's all hard saying it to anyone not even hunter knows me this way..

Hunter:? Wot way?!

Then the bearded man that is naked but getting ready to eat sits beside the batch jesse and some torrents

Then on the floor by the deep end u see a bunch of men naked and having towels wrapd around them and some by the tables eating u are alone and awqward like.. Then a blond kid is on the other end

Then as both kids are naked no towels and are scared of each other and the grown ups a man comes by with Drinks food and towels

The gruff but kind man

said u girls ok?!

U ask Ummm I'm new here... Wot is this place? I'm pluma

Omega: I'm omega

Clone with the food

I'm Kalvin. So I'm with the 104th ..

Stop! You say... As in wolffe devision the wolf pack?!

Indeed he is he's 1 of my gunners!

Here he walked u into the pool of water .. Can u swim?!

U stared at wolffe for a sec um kinda?!

2 more men swim ur direction u realize tho the one is much different...

Kid! They both hollard state ur busyness soldier!

Um.. Pluma?!

I do something wrong sirs?! As everyone stopped.....

U run off to hide where no one thinks to look then Kelvin finds u to re give u ur food.

....then the shaved headed one that scared u so

Cuz you thought you were in trouble came in with ur drink and said...

So pluma is it?! Well I just thought that the bathhouse was grown ups only but u can join waters extra warm today! And it's kinda cold out so eat the join me names chopper but I secretly go by chasity please don't tell

U have a confused look on ur face with a half smile then u get in his face and it happens

U kissed him and said .... As he was leaving

Daddy?!.. Can u keep mine?! He poaked his head back in and is like dad?! Well that's new sure wot?!

I have a developmental disorder it's hard to speak sometimes and it's I can't breath..

I have pictures of the one or 2 at least that I most want mom to marry as my daddies but it took me to long to get off of my planet. U continued you showed him

and he's like well now I am here where is she ur mommy?!

U say I think someone has her

The seps?!

You say I think someone worse...

A guy named Leroy...

Leroy?! Lmao a nother comes in

Then chopper and kalven barked

"nobody crowd her"!

As u keeps eating

Then back to everyone else they come barring gifts and stuff.

#star wars #the bad batch spoilers #dogma clone wars

[daisychainsandbowties]

Fireside, cider, orchard, quilt? 🥺👉👈

fireside: if you had your dream wardrobe, what would it look like?

this is going to sound so autistic but my ideal wardrobe would be 1000 soft hoodies that never get dirty (and definitely among them that shin hati one from hot topic 🥰🥰)

and then (bdbdbdb) soft trousers that somehow work as they should and look good and actually fit me but without the waistband touching me ever at all

oh! and for summer 5 different soft t-shirts and a toggle on/off button for top surgery. tits should definitely just be a wardrobe thing i should be able to put those little guys in a drawer (with snacks i’m not a monster!)

and a cloak!! a big black cloak that flares dramatically on command and can be used as a sleeping bag or a soft blanket or a weapon in combat. and it gives me advantage on stealth checks

and also lightsabers and swords for accessories. um and boots with so many buckles for no reason but soft and they let me use the dash action as a bonus action

and the wardrobe itself would just be my inventory. a pocket dimension

cider: a food that you disliked as a child but now enjoy.

vegetables!! 🥰🥰 my mom used to make me eat carrots on pain of death and based on lies about darkvision and ‘rudolph would be so disappointed he loves carrots casper’ but now i like all vegetables (okay except cucumber and beetroot and parsnips) and especially green ones. and ESPECIALLY broccoli. little trees you can eat like ur one of those long-neck dinosaurs and actually to ants and fruit flies that’s exactly what you are 😳🥹🥹

orchard: share one thing that you’d like to happen this autumn

wow the future exists ummmm i would like… for my friends to be happy i mean that’s maslow’s whole entire triangle right? pyramid scheme but it’s my friends are happy and i don’t understand what a pyramid scheme is

on a more personal note i want shin and sabine to fuck nasty or if we want to get super extreme maybe also kiss 🤔🥰

quilt: how do you take your tea/coffee

um well my favourite tea is lapsang souchong for normal reasons not because a dragon was called that one time and he was super polite and good at chess and a crime lord. i have that just plain because of course!!

coffee i also drink black but not often because it makes me feel sick. i REALLY like the fancy ones like lattes and caramel macchiatos and cappuccino but they make me even more sick so… yeah. i do keep a tin of coffee around to smell though because you should be more cat and just sniff things. then you can smell when other people are sick like me and hannibal lecter. 🥰🥰

#ask meme #ty esther those were good ones 🥺💖💖

[cherrysmokesaconha]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers

(hey, hope you're feeling okay now)

OMG OMG HIIII!!!! THANK U FOR UR ASK :33 I'm doing way better, thx for worrying!! ^_^

Well ummmm

1 - Drawing! The main one. It makes me feel safe :] specially when it comes to my hyperfixations, like 2trenchcoat or something lol

2 - My family too!! Specially my mom. She does everything she can for me and I am forever grateful to her!! Love u mom

3 - Listening to music! It makes me relax. Sometimes it also makes my feelings come out when I'm sad, songs are important to me!

4 - My cat! I love Xaninha so much. I love my kitten :( /pos

5 - All my followers, friends and people that cared about me!! I would be lost without you all :(

Well ummm I think that's all!! Lol

#cherry talks

[lucespeaks]

i write for nika someone give me a prompt I’ll write it for u babes 🤗

you know the way to my heart??? just say ur in love with me???

omg im so BAD at this butttt ok ok ummmm

maybe nika as a mom? my baby fever is really badddd

or like going out with her and then coming home and having a sweet relaxing night ( i crave physical touch can u tell)

no pressure if u cant babes but i love u sm for even offering 💞💞💞💞

#anons💓 #nika my wife fr

[cartoonrival]

hiiiiiii rival. ummmm whats a normal thing to say. gimme ur top 5 songs you've been listening to recently 😁👍

im gonna answer this honestly bc ive already talked a couple times this week about actually good songs ive been listening to. so actually my brother finally got me to listen to eminem's album relapse (i've been avoiding the album specifically beyond 3am and music box (bangers btw) because subject matter-wise its his most fucked up album and sometimes he takes it too far even for me) and its so fucking goooood its so fucking good the songs are all the stupid weird violent shit that i love his music for. def all his most unique songs are in relapse

my mom

deja vu

elevator

hell breaks loose

and also every few weeks i re-remember how much the tender surrender by EAT BABIES? fucking rips so goddamn hard

#asks157 #music157

[idkjupiterdraws]

Totally love me tender

Douglas: Why we stopped

Donald: thinking

Douglas: about what? The fact that you have no braincells

Donald: I should have ate you in the womb

Douglas: WERE TRAINS WHAT FUCKING WOMB!?

Donald: BITCH WE CAN THROW HANDS RN

Douglas: COME AT ME BITCH

-ummmm soo no body won yeah so next!-

Douglas: I think we should clear Edwards line

Donald: naw let’s stick to the mainline for now

Douglas: But what about Edward

Donald: we’ll come back to it later

Douglas: UGHHHHHHH

-later-

Edward: -clearing his line while delivering goods-

Edward: I dont expect the twins to do everything

-back to the twins-

Donald: we’re going to the search and rescue center

Douglas: why tf would we need to go there

Donald: and you say I have one brain cell

Douglas: CAUSE YOU DO! DUMB ASS RAT

Donald: AYE DONT MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!

Douglas: WHAT YOU GONNA DO!? UR NOT MY MOM

Donald: WE DONT HAVE ONE WERE TRAINS!

Douglas: STOP APPLYING LOGIC TO EVERYTHING! LIKE LOOK AT AEG!

Donald: yeah you have a point….BUT STILL

Douglas: UGHH

-they clear the line to the search and rescue center and went back the clearing the mainline-

Donald: so where to now?

Douglas: fuck you. You never listen to me

Donald: are you Emo again?

Douglas: WHAT

Donald: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION ARE YOU EMO AGAIN

Douglas: WHAT DO YOU MEAN EMO AGAIN

Donald:….BITCH YOU DONT REMEMBER!?

Douglas: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT!

-Donald went on explaining how Douglas was Emo when they were back on Scotland-

Douglas: BITCH THAT WAS YOU

Donald: NO THE FUCK IT WASNT

-at the end of the day they are still brothers-

Spencer: .-. STOP TORMENTING ME

-NEVER NOW STFU AND GO TO THE CORNER-

Spencer: WHAT DID I EVEN DO

-YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID-

#imagine #ttte donald and douglas #thomas and friends #love me tender #ttte donald #ttte douglas #ttte edward #ttte spencer #don’t ask why i’m doing this #slowing running out of ideas to post help #we don’t walk about Spencer

[cyanide-sodapop]

23 for ask game 🫡

ur mom

JK JK actually ummmm i’d say The Middle by Jimmy Eat World

#🍜 #asks #THANK YOU

[wouldvecouldveshouldve]

S3 Ep 6 Thoughts (AHS Coven)

Okay long flashbackkkk lets go

the intro music for all the seasons always hits idk why

YES ZOE WRANGLE THE GIRLS INTO HELPING YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MADISONNNN

ouija board time :]

NO GIRLS DONT BE SCARED QUEENIE NAN DONT FAIL US LIKE THISSSS

cordelia! dump the mans ass! men are BAD cheating men are WORSE you went BLIND and he does this to you? begone thot

oh my god poor zoe finding madisons dead body FIONA WHY DID YOU KILL HERRRR DUMB WITCH

yes zoe! torture spalding!

OH MY GODDDD MISTY DAY LOML <3 LOOK AFTER KYLE YES YES <3

kyle is my zombie bf y'all

wait kyle nO don't murder the radio it did nothing to you! we get that ur traumatized but dont break stevie nicks :(

OMG YAY ZOE CAME TO TAKE MISTY AND KYLE BACK TO THE COVEN TO SAVE MADISON

madisons back bbg

CORDELIAS CHEATING BF IS A WITCH HUNTER??? HELL NAH

honestly misty so fair that shes not taking kyle, my poor swamp witch gf

misty getting bad vibes in the house girl this is american horror story it doesnt get better from here

WHO IS CORDELIA GEYTING ALL SEXY FOR maybe i just dont remember this man

madison babys awakeeeeee (and ofc she remembers her 2 teen choice awards how cool of her)

OH CORDELIA WAS JUST GETTING READY FOR BED BUT THERES A RANDOM MAN IN HER ROOM WITH AN AXE??? OH HELL NAH

oh shit he knows she's a witch oh fuck

OH HES A CRAZY BATHSIT GHOST WHO WANTS TO BE RELEASED FROM THE HOUSE!?!??!?

SIR STOP SWINGING THE AXE AT MY POOR GIRL

YEAH ZOE CAST THOSE SPELLLSSSSSSS

NAN QUEENIE AND ZOE WORKING TOGETHERRR <3

yeah BEGONE get cast away bitch

okay back to fiona bitch whats going on with you

oh her hairs falling out! Oh she has cancer!

Chug that cocktail girl it might be the last one you have left

oh ew spirit guys back? why's hetrying to flirt with old fiona here?

END OF EPISODE????

thoughts: okay this was a very chaotic episode - very scattered, cutting to different characters a lot, but like im understanding more of it. zoe was VERY interested in what could have happened to madison, and girlie was determined to help her - nan and queenie were scared to mess with the ouija board but like it helped them find madisons dead body so woo??? I kinda want them to let zoe's powers play into the series a bit more, since they've focused on nan's ability to hear people's thoughts and queenie's voodoo doll energy. what else ummmm Oh it was great to see misty and kyle, but we kinda see how kyle's reacting to the trauma of his mom by lashing out at misty when he's bathed. i rlly want zoe to take more care of him tho, since misty's kinda given up. RIP the fleetwood mac radio. a shame that misty didnt stay at the coven house though! cordelia's rlly going through it with the blindness, her husband cheating on her AND a spirit trying to hurt her??? poor girl! Rest in piss starling although you kinda suck. And fuck fiona bro, she can go die of old age! imagine killing madison just because she's about to take your place as head witch!

#kay watches ahs: coven #i know i didnt talk about murder house or asylum enough but im doing this thing where i get all my thoughts out about the show now #so heres my documented thoughts on each episode

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Talk about ur hyperfixation? Ummmm

Só, MD? How is it going for ya?

I am both excitedly stimming and screaming and brring positively and growing my au and finally writing a story series that I plan om finishing, and absolutely TERRIFIED at what the next two episodes hold.

Also the fandom scares me and i'm just gently holding up eNVy and Oilrose and Thuzi and Dizzy and-

^ Me

Glitch productions killed my mom :<

#murder drones #artemis skrems #i have words #cant believe I got bambi'd

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went to a live spiderverse concert with my mom last night :) very cool! they played live orchestra + a dj while the movie played. They really went ham during the credits. Now we’re about to leave for atlanta and we’re gonna see the aquarium and another museum that i forgot the name of. but most importantly im seeing babymetal my favorite band in the world. i hope i get blown up on the mosh pit!!!!! do you go to concerts? if you do, what’s ur favorite one you’ve been to? what’s the concert you would most like to go to in an ideal world? if you don’t, what’s a favorite musician? do you have any recommendations?

that sounds so fucking good omg i want to go to a live spiderverse show 🥺 ive also heard good things abt live rocky horror and live mariokart bands i want to go to those omg atlanta i havent been there before whats it like? i love aquariums this girl i went on a date with said she had this incredible trip while at an aquarium and was staring at the jellyfish for sooo long also OMG BABYMETAL <333 i do love concerts i havent been to many but mcr is hands down my favourite i became a different person after that although phoebe bridgers at laneway was a close second and in an ideal world fall out boy would come to my city so i wont have to travel but sydney is ok haha please come to sydney for tourdust i would love to see so many bands live but fall out boy is definitelymy fav band ummmm it would be easier to say go to my winter playlist (it’s outdated i need to make a new one) ummm yeah luv u byeeeee xxx 💗

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No like I love Barbie it was good but like it was p straight foreword but also as someone who is no contact w her crazy ass mom…the message wasn’t hittin the way it was and like the whole speech for unbrainwashing bit was like ummmm ur preaching to the choir… like did they think a bunch of sexists were gonna come in to watch that and hear that speech and be like. Damn she right. Also the speech felt like Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s TED Talk rip off idk and I know a bunch of white feminists will eat this shit up.

Lmao nah you’re valid ofc, I was like ehh when she repeated the speech to every Barbie too ngl and my bf was lowkey saying “flawless” every two seconds during that speech too 💀💀💀 idk it was just fun and had some tearjerker moments but not as groundbreaking as it was hyped up to be imo lol

#asks #movie talk #smh and now a whole bunch of Mattel cinematic universe movies have been green lit #Lena Dunham directing Polly pocket??? 🤢