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angelshadowsinger · 1 year

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oh my fucking god your work is incredible! holy literal shit balls i have never felt that entranced by a fanfiction until reading yours. thank u thank u thank u your azriel is PERFECT.

also i’m totally gonna need your thoughts on azriel sharing with his shadows 👀

re: ummmmmmm call me parmesan bc u got me CHEESIN!?!?!! that is literally sO sweet of you to say, i am touched 🥺 as a fic author you always worry if you’re making the character OOC and, it just makes me so happy to hear your praise!! thank you so much anon~ ♥︎ This HC is a bit more than what you’ve asked for, but it does includes it, so pls enjoy!

Azriel’s Shadows Around his Mate Headcanons

･゜゜・．｡･゜゜・．｡･ﾟﾟ･．｡･゜゜・．｡･ﾟﾟ･

ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇ: ʙʏ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴇʀᴛɪꜰʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀ 18 ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴏʀ. ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ᴍᴀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ. ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴅɪꜱᴄʀᴇᴛɪᴏɴ.

･゜゜・．｡･゜゜・．｡･ﾟﾟ･．｡･゜゜・．｡･ﾟﾟ･

In my eyes, Azriel’s shadows are a part of him. There hasn’t been much insight that Maas has given us with shadowsingers and their capabilities in general, but this is what I choose to believe~

Since Azriel’s shadows were perhaps the first of his powers, and the first entity to treat him with some kindness/obedience, I think he would be very in tune with them and he himself would consider them a part of him. He has had over 500 years to develop his relationship with them and therefore, I believe once he found his mate, his shadows would be just as captivated with her as he himself.

Obviously, Azriel is a total simp for his girl (but that’s another hc in its own), so that means his shadows are too. Honestly, it could be viewed as annoying how often at least a few of his shadows are constantly at your side. He’s used to having them totally loyal to him, so now that he has to share them with you… well, it’s not really actually that cumbersome, because he knows that even when you two are apart, he’ll be sure to know if you need him/his help. Though he has a couple less to send out on his spymaster business, technically, the ones with you are acting as his spies anyway. Just, with a far more interesting and important subject.

His shadows do a variety of things for you, making your everyday life easier and more pleasant. Just as their master, the shadows like to give you princess treatment.

For example, they go out of their way to help you with mundane things. If you’re making dinner and a tomato rolls off the cutting board, they’re pushing it back to you. When you’re putting on a dress, they’re helping you with the zip and clasp. If you’re writing something and your pen runs out of ink, somehow they’ve procured a new one that matches your exact preferences.

Both Az and his shadows notice the small things. They take notes of your likes and dislikes, what makes you giggle, cry, or provides you comfort.

At times when he’s away for a long while, and you’re missing him, they will deliver small gifts to you. A couple flowers tied with twine, native to the strange lands he’s currently working in. A special spice he knows you love to use in the foods you share with him. An especially-delicious pastry made with your favorite fruit/flavor. Though the shadows themselves do not find you gifts, they are happy to deliver whatever Az requests they send.

They also will take anything you wish to send him. Whether he’s in another country, or simply training at the House of Wind with his brothers, his shadows will deliver your every gift. Most of the time it’s little sweets or a lunch you’ve packed. Sometimes when you’re feeling cheekier, a receipt from the lingerie store informing him of your latest purchase. If you’re really feeling brazen, sometimes the panties themselves. His shadows are perhaps happiest to carry those items, either to get into contact with them or to see their master’s red cheeks as he shoves them out of his brothers’ view.

His shadows are your caretaker when he is not with you. When you’ve fallen asleep staying up for your mate’s return from yet another mission, his shadows will tuck you under your favorite blanket, taking off your reading glasses and ensuring your spot in the open book on your lap is not lost. Az nearly melts when he comes back to the sight, you dead asleep on the couch in front of the blazing hearth, his shadows perched dutifully there, guarding you.

However, they grow attached to you and even when he is with you, they will not leave you alone unless he commands them.

Azriel likes to take full advantage of his time alone with you. There is nothing he finds more comfort and pleasure in than being in your embrace. Sometimes that’s hard to do, though, when his shadows steal away your attention, or beat him to helping you with the zip of your dress.

It’s a very endearing sight to see him get jealous of his own shadows. He’d have a scowl on his face as he glared at them, silently ordering them to leave your side so he could have you all to himself. The shadows would melt onto the floor, gloomy in a way, whisper once more around your ankle before they go off to fulfill their master’s instruction.

Most of the time, you manage to guilt your mate into letting a few of them come back. And as soon as he calls them, they appear and shoot right for you. Az rolls his eyes but of course he understands. How could they not fall in love with you?

Azriel is actually very good with sharing. This usually applies to you when his shadows are involved, though sometimes he just needs to be alone with you. Whether it’s to have his way with you or just to snuggle up and bask in his mate’s presence. When he needs time like that, he will have his shadows guard your quarters and they will do so without question— fiercely protecting the only two beings they care for.

~spicy hc’s begin ;)~

Most of the time, Azriel will take the lead in pleasuring you— as he should, as your mate— but he’s likely to let his shadows watch or join his efforts if they play a supporting role.

For example, his favorite thing is to be between your legs, feasting on your sweet cunt and making sure you know you are his, while his shadows hold you down so you can’t move an inch. This way, you have to take the pleasure in the exact way he desires, unable to greedily chase your high or buck your hips or push him away.

Usually he plays with you for a while like this, teasing you and edging you a handful of times before he’s ruthless, unstopping even after you’ve come. He does cease his ravishing after you’ve come again, only to ensure he doesn’t overstimulate you before he’s had a chance to fuck you like you both want.

His shadows are happy to shackle you and render you helpless to his onslaught of pleasure; they love hearing your wanton cries and will dry away any tears of pleasure that escape with a cool, ghostly caress.

Speaking of their caress, one of his favorite uses for them is to soothe your skin when he’s done marking it up. Meaning, after every spank or particularly hard bite, the shadows will rove over the irritated flesh, kissing you with their cooling tendrils.

Since the shadows are slightly cold, sending them to curl around your nipples while he fucks you from behind is also another favorite. The temperature-play heightens everything— especially when they move down your curves to tease at your clit or your ass, depending on your preference…

Sometimes he lets them fuck you as part of your foreplay— usually while you’re sucking his cock. He just loves the surprise that flickers in your eyes when you’re choking on the length of him deep in your throat, how your lashes flutter when that familiar cool touch tickles your inner thighs and pushes your wet panties aside, how your moan feels vibrating around him when they thrust inside of you. He savors how your rhythm gets thrown, how you struggle to continue when his shadows are running over every sensitive crevice of your most intimate parts.

On rarer occasions, Azriel will let the shadows have their way with you. He’d sit back in a comfortable, wing-friendly armchair, darkened hazel eyes drinking in every movement before him— you with your eyes rolled back in ecstasy, the darkness holding your legs spread and fondling every inch of you— cupping your tender breasts, tweaking those pert, hard nipples… stroking your face, your hair, your hips and thighs… flowing over your puffy clit, slipping between your dripping folds and even wandering inside of you, perhaps just as deep as Azriel’s cock could reach. He would jerk his leaking shaft at the sight before him, lip held prisoner in his feral snarl. He wouldn’t be able to last very long, the sight before him too much for him to keep his composure.

When you’re both spent and panting for breath, the shadows will run up and down your moistened back, taking away the heat that lingers there and helping to lull you to sleep.

Only when you’re unconscious do they return to Azriel, curling around his shoulders in thanks. They know they are lucky to be the sole creature/presence with which he shares his mate, and any time spent with you is valued payment for the many services they provide their master with.

#anon love #anons make angel blush (˘◡˘)#azriel x you #azriel x female!reader #azriel x reader #acotar x you #acotar x reader #azriel smut #azriel fluff #azriel fanfic #azriel fic #azriel headcanons #azriel hcs #angelshadowsinger #my hcs #my work

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 4 months

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yo im pretty sure (i apologize if im wrong) the person that made the art you js reblogged (hobie w heterochromia and miguel doing miles' hair) is a proshipper- like theres a reason its miles and miguel

UMMMM UMMMMMMM

I FOUND THEIR TWITTER and for one the blog that posted it is not giving accurate credit but I will not say the actual Twitter name because

UGH 🤢🤢

Yes I checked and usually I don't comment on quote unquote discourse but I always check and remove if something going on but

nah this is GRAPHIC trans fetishistic gross VERY VERY graphic Miguel x Miles stuff like borderline violent

Like I've been on the internet a long long time and it's very very rare I'll see something that shocks me but I deadass was like

Nah. Nah that post is coming down.

That artist is genuinely wilding the fuck out. Like I felt a physical reaction of disgust seeing their other shit because it's worse than a lot of the shit out there.

Thank you for telling me. Because

Holy fucking shit I'm so sorry but I cannot get over what I just fucking saw I legit gagged I'm so 🤢🤢🤢🤢😭😭😭😭 EWW!!!!

See I be seeing shit and assuming the best like 'awww they drew Miguel being a father figure to a fatherless Miles-' NOPE.

I don't give a damn how well you can draw Hobie you can sculpt that mfer outta marble I'm still not backing no nonce shit 😐 if I wanted to support that I'd be a Nicki stan which I'm not

CAN WE NOT HAVE SHIT OH MY GOOD GOD

#Bro I'm so heated 😭😭#I don't even use Twitter but I want hop in their comments like 'hey buddy go to hell 🤨😐'#GAAAHHHHH #FUCK!!!!! OF ALL THE SHIPS!!!!!#AAAHHHHHH

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lesbian-not-american27 · 8 months

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Hello I am here for the infodumping

Give 🫴

HOLY SHIT

Ok hang on I’ve got to think of a topic

Ummmmmmm ok so you get to choose between the cod modern warfare series (both og and reboot), metal gear solid, or fire hydrants (and probably also other fire fighting related stuff too if you get me on about it)

Let me know holy shit

#it’s my new hyperfixation my last hyperfixation or my long lasting special interest #I’m partial to fire hydrants rn but I don’t mind #I might have to leave this till tomorrow because it’s like 21:12 rn and my brain isn’t working fully but I’m very happy #second last time I tried to infodump about fire hydrants I was ignored the whole time I was really sad but I kept talking basically to #myself sort of because I hoped that that they’d actually listen to me eventually but also because I wanted to see how much I really knew ig?#idk anyway #techyvoid

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jeanharlowseyebrows · 8 months

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twenty questions for fic writers

tagged by @raylangivins, thank you!!! i've never done one of these and it was fun to think about.

How many works do you have on ao3? so i've actually had like. a lot of ao3 accounts. some of which are still around and some that i have sent on to greener pastures. my 1d fic is #gone but not forgotten <3. for simplicity's sake i'm just going to do my current ao3 account even though all of the works on it are very Indie and Niche and therefore not super widely read. all that being said: 9.

What’s your total ao3 word count? 38,034

What fandoms do you write for? i'm not really like a super single fandom driven writer, if that makes sense. i don't tend to write and write and write continuously for the same fandom. like traditionally i will have one (1) idea per fandom and once it happens then it's done. i've written more yellowjackets fic than any other fandom, but i think that's because there are so many characters and i can muster one fucked up little scenario for each of them. also there are far more fandoms represented in my google docs than what i've published on ao3.

What are your top 5 fics by kudos? well. taking into consideration that i don’t really have many kudos on any of my stories (again. niche. indie.), these are the top 5:

something holy (the borgias) soft as cotton, tender as kiss (the haunting of hill house) at every mouth his teeth a sinner champ’d (yellowjackets) princess diana (yellowjackets) the scaffolding of the human body (yellowjackets)

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? i always try to! for one, i don't really get that many, so it's easy to reply, and i do really like talking about writing and hearing what people liked, what they didn't like, etc. one of my favorite things to do as a reader is to leave long as shit wordy ass comments on stories i've really enjoyed and i really enjoy when people do that for my stories too. it's just cool to hear what stood out to someone, what they really enjoyed, what they felt. it's rewarding to get feedback and i don't want someone to feel like they've left me a comment and i've ignored them.

What is a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? ummmmmmm i would say most of them lean towards angsty/bittersweet? love with claws and teeth (yellowjackets) is probably the most angsty lol sorry taissa turner </3

What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? again none of them are really… like… overjoyed. one might be tricked by something holy but in my mind, what lurks around the corner for them is Not Good and therefore the ending is not necessarily NOT happy but that's only because they haven't gotten to the unhappiness yet.

Do you get hate on fics? i haven’t yet but it would certainly be intriguing interesting and compelling if i did.

Do you write smut? rarely. like i try but it’s not my strong suit so i don't do it very often. also i wouldn't say the majority of my fic like. needs it? i'm not typically writing the kind of fic where one might expect explicit sex.

Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written? i write crossovers in my mind and nowhere else. actually i did publish a crossover as a kid on ff dot net and it was stand by me/the outsiders and i specifically remember a scene taking place in a junkyard and people jumping off the tops of junked cars. so obviously it was very normal and good.

Have you ever had a fic stolen? i don’t think so but who knows. the internet is a vast place.

Have you ever had a fic translated? i don’t think so! but it would be fun if i did!

Have you ever co-written a fic before? not really, i don't think i would be very good at it. i am far too attached to the sound of my own voice and also i'm bossy and particular

What’s your all-time favorite ship? this is just too difficult of a question. i've read sooooooooo many ships across soooooooooo many fandoms. like i'll literally read anything i'm not picky. probably my most frequently read ships are like the big standards - deancas, stevebucky, etc. - but that's just because they're very available.

What’s a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will? realistically most of them. i finish maaaaaaaaybe 10% of the things I start.

What are your writing strengths? i really enjoy my own close third person narration lmao. also i think i’m good at like taking little details and creating a scene. otherwise known as imagery (#writing)

What are your writing weaknesses? cannot for the life of me come up with a plot ever

Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic? it's not something that's necessarily come up for me but if i did it, i would want to know someone who spoke whatever language it was who could help me make it seem very natural and well-placed. i would be extremely reluctant to try like a google translate type thing.

First fandom you wrote for? 1986 classic stand by me, which i just went to my old fanfic dot net account to double check. published in 2006 lmfao

Favorite fic you’ve written? i don’t know if it’s my favorite but i think devotional was kind of a departure for me and maybe stands out for that reason. i still really like the writing style. it’s more sparse than i usually tend towards and also written in present tense, which isn't usual for me. i just think it’s kind of evocative and lyrical and nice and it'd be fun if more people read it lmao

tagging @elliecreed @haniawritesthings @chasingfictions @r-osehips

#writing #sorry if anyone i tagged already did this and also sorry if it's weird to tag when we don't really talk.......#i just wanted to tag people who i know write!#these tagging games are like a specific tumblr brand of anxiety. What Is The Etiquette

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homelygrantaire · 2 months

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Rules: answer and tag 9 people you want to get to know better and/or catch up with!

I'm tagging people I know, mutuals or I've ppl I've recently met. Thanks to @emimayooo for tagging me :)

@candide-apples @shippy-shipwall @storiesbyrhi @mediocredreams @bettsfic @iamvegorott @figuringitout22 @irisbleufic @fiddlesolo

⟡ favorite color(s)?

I really like pink! I had a whole journey to admitting to myself I like it. I used to admittedly hate it - I was that person when I was a kid, because my mother would push pink stuff on me, but as I got older I realized I just like pink!

⟡ last song?

Ummm! I think the last song I listened to was by Penny Parker - I am All of Me. I believe it's a cover. I am a die hard fan of Snapcube and their dubs. I just watched the dub of Shadow the Hedgehog on their channel for the fiftieth time. I have time honoured videos that I watch over and over.

⟡ last movie?

holy shit, ummmmmmm. I think the last movie I watched was everything everywhere all at once - with my partners. I don't really watch movies a loooooot. but we rewatched that recently. it's amazing.

⟡ currently reading?

I have a few books by my bedside. I'm always in the middle of reading fanfiction as well.

⟡ currently watching?

I'm currently rewatching One Piece because I'm a maniac and I am having a Blast. I love Luffy. I love Sanji. I love One Piece.

⟡ currently craving?

Uhhhhh. If I'm honest, nothing. But if I had to have something - probably some iced coffee. My aches so badly - chronic migraines are a bitch.

⟡ coffee or tea?

Honestly, I really like both of them. If I'm in a tough spot - or I need caffeine immediately I'll probably reach for coffee first - but only because I usually have coffee that I can drink more quickly. But I love them equally.

#about me #thanks for tagging me #emimayooo

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zoidandy · 5 months

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🤝🦅🌙 for da ask game :3!!!

ZOINDY or johndy or whatever the fuck our ship name is. crossing fingers please dont let this post show up in the main tags please dont let this post show up in main tags 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

🤝: How did they meet in the first place? What was there first impression of each other?

Hehe YAY.

How did they meet. Well. zb's been working at the company for a long time so obv hes been working there longer than i do. Id say andy started working there around/after the time amy got hired (which was before fry lela bender got hired). Farnsworth interviewed him but farnsworth was like half asleep so when the interview was done he was like snnhhghh 😴Huh wha..? Oh yes Thank you. Now leave me please. And andy ran out of the office shouting yipee!!! Yay!!!! and slipped on a random pile of water and got knocked unconcious. He woke up in zb's office Aww and zb was like So uh. Are you new here? and andys like holy shit you smell really bad what fucking happened. and then something really weird and beautiful started from there

first impression. Andy thoguht zb stunk But Was LowKey Kinda Interesting. and zb thought man is this andy guy clumsy. Oh well

🦅: How good are their friends at being wingmen? Do they even help at all or just sit back watching the pining with a bag of popcorn?

Oh fuck i forgot to give Andy friends. Ummmmmmm Well the thing about futurama is that its a running joke That people hate zb. Its so sad but he handles it so chill i love him But he considers them his friends and thats what matters. I guess HIS Bestie would be farnsworth. As for andy i think hed be sorta aquaintances with everyone but i think his bestie would be amy. anyway They hate seeing us together #They dont want our love to exist. It's because we're really stinky and disgusting but when i told amy i had a crush she was like eww :/. but i support ❣️ So theres that at least. As for zb when he tells it to farnsworth hes like That's disgusting LOL But i'll help you because theres nothing else to do in my god forsaken life. Farnsworth tries Via inventions he makes to get other people to like you (Like love potions or whatever) and zbs like no thats a terrible idea I want him to fall in love with me #organically. And with amy she tries to make us go on double dates and it sorta works. And then theres bender who hates both of us who somehow does MORE to push us together than farnsworth and amy combined. Hes like i hate you two losers Did you see what andy put in his diary about you zb. Corrrrny corny shit LOL I laughed. And then zb's like You have a diary. You Write about Me in your diary. and andys like What lolllllllll idk what you talking about. runs away <- And plenty more situations of that caliber. So the guy who hates us is better at being a wingman than our actual friends.

🌙: Who has to force the other into having healthy sleeping habits? How well does that go for em?

I actually dont know anything about zb's sleeping habits. I think he would take naps a lot and sleep regularly. I think hed force me to have them but in a kinda chill way like comeon Go to sleep please -_-. But we're both adults We can take care of ourselves so he doesnt push it that much and i do go to sleep like around an hour after him at least. #NormalCouple

#💌

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radiandromeda · 1 year

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Althea:

11. Does your oc have any interests/hobbies that they hide from everyone? Why do they hide these interests?

ALTHEA: ‹|3 HEWLO??????

[A sudden rustling sound.]

ALTHEA: ‹|3 HOLY SHIT HI

ALTHEA: ‹|3 UMMMmmmm uhh

[A significant pause.]

ALTHEA: ‹|3 Wait

ALTHEA: ‹|3 Man I cant andswer this sorry ≈:( I dont keep secrets!!

ALTHEA: ‹|3 Secrets are for peopel who are ashamed!!! And I have nothifn to hide!!!!!

ALTHEA: ‹|3 U xould ask me about my interestst slash hobbies that I Don’t hide from everyone ≈:0 but u dotn have to

ALTHEA: ‹|3 It was nice tobmeet you tho!! I hope you have a good nifht!!

[Another long pause.]

[-— Automatic disconnection 00:00 —-]

#althea #[-—ad—-]#gur-sevraq #random access data

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malewifehenrycooldown · 1 year

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So um… hey remember when I said it would be neat to domesticate Henry’s group of followers? Yeah… um about that… (NMH3 spoilers under cut)

Um… so apparently they might actually be his clones???

UMMMMMMM……..

So… you’re telling me. That Henry is surrounded by people who look like him?? Like do they have their own distinct personalities?? Their own names?? do they have their own sense of self and individuality? LIKE YEAH I KNOW THIS IS A CULT but are they allowed to have their own name and personality??? Did the (real) Henry free them from whatever fucked up lab that held them?? And that’s assuming if they are clones in the literal sense!!! For all I know they could be clones in a ‘they are an extension of Henry’s will’ type of way - which has just as terrifying implications than just being literal clones of him.

ALSO Does this mean the Cooldown Family (or an associate of theirs) experimented on Henry and made clones of him but he had no idea about?? Like how did he even find out about this?? Because clearly I’m starting to think that finding this piece of information definitely lead to his mental health declining!!

Why are there even clones of Henry in the first place?? Did the Cooldown family just want an army of assassins to do their dirty work of eliminating political opponents and rivals?? And just used Henry as their prodigal guinea pig assassin as a base to make clones of him to do their bidding for whatever reason??? Like holy shit putting that into a sentence like that has so many horrifying implications and consequences - like the moment you fuck with humans and science and genetics - THINGS WILL GO WRONG VERY QUICKLY.

#shallow rambles #nomoreposting #nmh3 spoilers #suda51posting #there’s so much to unpack we might as well just throw out the whole suitcase #[p]: order of emerald nights | die by the crucifix #[romantic tag]#[r]: henry cooldown | we are finally cowboys

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