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[bukbot]

chickkychickky baby chickkychickky boo

Continue being magnificent you beautiful chicken I've ever been.

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[acleaks]

Animal Crossing Leak #1028

You can unlock Tom nooks backstory... Here's the dialogue 

(SPOILERS) 

Hi my name is Tom Nook and I have long brown hair with black streaks and blonde tips that reaches my mid-back and beady black eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Rocket (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Kicks but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a tanuki but my teeth are straight and white. I have dark brown fur. I’m also a capitalist, and I own a MLM called Nooks Inc. where I’m in the twentieth year (I’m???). I’m a businessman (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly pants. I love GracieGrace and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside the town hall. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of villagers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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[bukbot]

Chickens should be considered legal dependents

Be considered a fault.

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