#usopp shows up on kayas doorstep and finds her hanging out with someone they rescued like 1200 chapters ago and is like ?????

[songofstrawhats]

Hi yes hello I cannot stop thinking about Kaya going off to medical school (I think realistically she'd be in more of a private internship situation but GO WITH ME HERE) so she's at med school and her classmates are like ooh girl have you got a special someone we can hook u up if not

And shes like hahaha there is sort of someone he's so sweet and such a fun storyteller he was really there for her after her parents died and they both left home to follow their dreams but they write and she hopes they can make something together someday

And her classmates are alternately like aww how sweet or like babe if you don't wanna go on a blind date you can just say so you don't have to make up a canadian boyfriend

And Kaya is mostly very good at medical school and very helpful when her classmates are figuring out how to study and sometimes she doesn't know basic things about how the world works but they all help each other out and then sometimes she'll do something concerning like stare out into the ocean and say 'oh I hope Usopp is having fun out on the Grand Line'

And they're like ........right okay he's a storyteller isn't he lmao the Grand Line is a metaphor hahahahaha for a moment there I really thought your not!boyfriend was out on the Grand Line for real or something hahahaha

And Kaya's like no i was seriously he actually is, last month he sent me a letter about [insert relevant plot point here idk I'm only at Alabasta]

And her friends are like ...........as a Marine? Kaya please say that your not!boyfriend who has run away to follow his dreams and ended up on the Grand Line joined the Marines. Or that he's lying to you. Kaya please say psych right now

And then they conveniently walk past a wall of wanted posters and Kaya is like OH LOOK THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE!!!! Awwww his bounty has gone up I'm so proud of him ^v^

And her classmates are there just like ......... and reassessing everything they know about her lmao

#does this count as fic????????? idk!!!!! #lori chat #one piece #kaya #usopp #the hilarious thing where kaya is telling gods honest truth and due to usopps sphere of influence people still lowkey think shes lying lmao #god forbid she mention the whole thing with the black cat pirates xD xD xD #at least one of her classmates is like hey if youre gonna be dating a porate at least youre dating one of the top crews #and kaya is like well were still not officially dating and everyone is like THIS IS THE LEAST OF THE ISSUES HERE #at least one other of her classmates has somehow had a run in with the strawhats (or a relative has) and understands immediately #they become besties #usopp shows up on kayas doorstep and finds her hanging out with someone they rescued like 1200 chapters ago and is like ????? #and kaya is just like hey babe want some tea also we should get married ive already reserved a venue i hope thats okay #ANYWAYS #GOOD NIGHT