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akatsukibandhscenarios · 6 years

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29. When an Akatsuki Member Hurts You

Updates Pein You were training with Konan. She was the only person who you figured wouldn’t kill you accidentally, or purposely. You were confident that you could handle a few paper cuts, but you made the mistake of telling her that. It made her angry so she attacked you with many pieces of her paper. You got paper cuts almost all over your body. It hurt so very bad. “Pein!” You yelled, hoping he’d come to help you. Sure enough, he was there soon after you yelled for him. He took one look at you and was furious instantly. “Konan what did you do!” Pein yelled loudly. Konan flinched and then got angry too. “She insulted my jutsu!” Konan argued. “How dare you harm her like this!” Pein took a step forward to hurt Konan when you spoke up. “Pein, leave her. Help me right now.” You whispered. Pein looked at you and nodded his head. He walked over to you and picked you up. “Next time you hurt her, she won’t stop me from hurting you.” Pein threatened. Konan nodded her head. It was odd to see all of that. Konan had never seemed so scared before and Pein never seemed so protective and angry before. “I’m never training with her again.” You mumbled to Pein. Zetsu You were curious about Kakuzu so you decided to hang around him. He seemed calm and quiet, but you knew from Hidan and Zetsu that if you pissed Kakuzu off, he’d kill you without mercy. You were honestly afraid of him, but you wanted to see what he did. You were curious about the money. “Can I hold any of the money? Just for a second?” You asked for the eighth time. Kakuzu twitched. He was trying really hard to not murder you. “Go away. You cannot touch my money.” Kakuzu growled. You sighed and sat down to just watch him. Hidan then came in and made a huge scene about something which knocked money off the table. You picked it up and gave it to Kakuzu. You had good intentions, but you touched his money, so naturally He lashed out at you. He grabbed you by the neck and held you against the wall. Hidan ran off to tell Zetsu, leaving you to be choked. “Get your hands off of my girlfriend you greedy bastard!” Zetsu yelled as he came into the room. Kakuzu threw you at your boyfriend and stormed off with his money. “Are you alright _____?” Zetsu asked you, holding you in his arms. “He’s scary…” You whimpered. You no longer wanted to see Kakuzu or any money ever again. Sasori You and Tobi were playing with a ball and it rolled into Pein’s office. No one was allowed in there, but you had to go and get the ball or else you and Tobi would get yelled at again. You figured that you would be in and out, unfortunately, you had no idea where the ball could have been. Just when you sighed and turned to leave, you saw Pein walk in and turn on the lights. “What do you think you are doing in here?” Pein asked, calmly. “I was looking for Tobi’s ball.” You said quietly. “You and Tobi were playing ball inside again?” Pein took a step forward, and you took a step backwards. Your legs collided with the wall meaning you had nowhere else to go. “No…I mean yes we were but…” You looked around for an escape. Pein grabbed a hold of your arms and yanked you to him. “I didn’t think you were as stupid as Tobi. I don’t like it when people break my rules.” Pein growled. His grip tightened on your arms. You let out a scream of pain. Thankfully, Tobi had run off to get Sasori to save you. “I suggest you let her go, Pein.” Sasori growled from behind. “If you want to blame someone, blame Tobi. Just get your hands off of her.” Pein released you and walked out of the room. It was odd for him to back off like that, but you didn’t question it. “I’m never coming in here again…” You mumbled as Sasori led you out. “Good choice.” ~ Itachi You were hanging out with Kisame. You were curious about Samehada. Itachi had been hovering, but he figured you would be safe, so he left to do his own thing. As soon as he left, Kisame showed you what the sword could do. He told you to not touch it though, but of course, as soon as his back was turned, you touched Samehada. “Ow!” You let out a shriek as the handle shot out spike things to prevent you from holding it. “Shit, I told you to not touch it!” Kisame gasped. He knew Itachi would kill him now. “If you tell me to not touch something, I’m going to touch it!” You yelled. Both of your hands were bleeding now. As Kisame tried to stop the bleeding, Itachi walked in. “What did you do?” Itachi growled. His eyes swirled to sharingan and Kisame collapsed to the ground. Your boyfriend walked over to you. “Are you alright?” “I’m fine ‘tachi.” “You’re bleeding all over the floor.” You looked down at your hands and the floor. Sure enough blood was just pouring all over the floor. “Oh…” Kisame You were hanging out with Deidara. You were in the mood to blow up stuff. Kisame warned you to watch out and be careful, but of course you didn’t listen. Congratulations, you blew yourself up. Not into pieces, but you got your arms burned. Deidara flipped out and ran to get Kisame. You just sat on the dirt, surprised by what you did. “You let what happen to _____!?” You heard Kisame yell loudly. You then heard what sounded like Samehada being using to murder Deidara. Moments later, covered in blood, Kisame appeared at your side. “I told you to be careful, didn’t I?” Your boyfriend scolded you. You frowned and looked up at him with tears in your eyes. “Baby, come here. Let’s go get you some burn cream.” He picked you up and kissed your lips. “Is Deidara alive?” You asked, curiously. “You can worry about that after you’re all better.” Kisame didn’t walk to where he’d come out of. He was making sure you didn’t know what he did to Deidara. You were pretty sure now that Deidara was either dead, or close to being dead. Hidan You were playing around in the trees with Tobi. I’m not sure what person would think treetop tag would be a good idea, but that’s what you were playing. You and he were jumping from tree to tree while trying to tag and avoid each other. You unfortunately picked a bad branch and it snapped. You fell 50 feet out of the tree right onto your back. You looked dead, so Tobi ran to Hidan and told him that he accidentally killed you. “You fucking killed someone that’s immortal?” Hidan asked. Tobi brought him to you. You groaned in pain. “Stupid bitch, how’d it feel to fucking fall out of a tree?” Hidan laughed his butt off. “Go fuck yourself Hidan.” You snapped at your boyfriend. “Tobi, get me up off the ground.” “Don’t touch my bitch you freak!” Hidan yelled as Tobi moved to do what you said. “For the love of Jashin! Someone pick me up!” “You were stupid jumping in the trees. Fucking deal with it yourself.” Hidan and Tobi left you alone, and broken on the ground. Kakuzu You were messing around in Hidan’s room. You wanted to play with Hidan’s scythe. Kakuzu wasn’t aware of what you were doing, and you thought Hidan didn’t know either. You were twirling it around. Then your hand slipped and the scythe dug right into your leg. “Stupid bitch.” Hidan said, laughing at you. You realized that he was watching you and let you hurt yourself. “KAKUZU!” You yelled loudly. He must have heard the pain in your voice because he was there in an instant. He saw the scythe through your leg, and saw red. He tore Hidan apart and threw the body parts everywhere. “It’ll be fine _____. I’ll stitch that up.” Kakuzu gently took the scythe out of your leg and took you to the room the two of you share. “Kuzu, it hurts. Hidan just let me do that to myself.” You sniffled. “I won’t stitch him back together for a while.” “Good!” You gigged and kissed your boyfriend. Tobi You were in the garden with Zetsu. You didn’t think that anything bad would happen. So you really didn’t think you’d get hit in the head with the shovel. White and black Zetsu were fighting over the shovel and it got swung, resulting in it hitting the back of your head. You were lying on the ground in pain. You could hear Zetsu debating what to do. They had just decided to eat you and tell Tobi that you ran away, when Tobi walked into the garden area. “Hey _____ and Zetsu what’s-” He saw you on the ground with Zetsu hovering over you with a shovel. “What did you do!?” Obito yelled. Zetsu threw the shovel and went into the ground. Obito went right over to you. “_____?” “Obito, my head aches.” You mumbled. “Well, Zetsu did just hit you with a shovel.” “That bastard.” Obito helped you up and took you to the bedroom. He turned to leave. “Where are you going?” “To buy weed killer.” Obito replied darkly. You couldn’t help but giggle. Deidara You were bothering Itachi. Stupid, yes, but you had nothing better to do. You kept talking and poking him. You wanted to make him snap. You successfully did it. “Enough!” Itachi yelled, sharingan swirling into his eyes. You were caught in a genjutsu instantly. Deidara head Itachi yell, so he was there quickly and got to see you fall to the ground. “What just happened, hm?” Deidara asked the angry Uchiha. “She was bothering me, what was I supposed to do?” Itachi simply asked as he left the room. Deidara released the genjutsu and helped you stand up. “Why does everything hurt?” You asked your boyfriend. “You pissed off Itachi, hm.” Deidara informed you as he pulled you to the couch. “I’ll go get him back, hm.” “Deidara, he’ll put you in a genjutsu. Just stay with me.” You didn’t feel well now. “Fine, hm.” Deidara sat with you on the couch. He silently sent a few centipede bombs to attack Itachi. You heard explosions and glared at Deidara. You burst into laughter, with Deidara, when Itachi talked in. He was charred and his hair was burned. He looked furious, it was very funny.

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shyyynobi · 7 years

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Death’s Apartment

I wanted to do a mini Ocotober/Halloween series -- so what better way to celebrate my favorite month then some Sakura Halloween centric prompts! There will be three prompts, each posted on Monday of this month. Pairing; Hidan/Sakura Rating: M Obviously, I know Sakura seems different here, but I wanted to practice my yandere characters -- so bear with me. Enjoy!

pt.1/3

Death is funny.  It’s also kind, if you really think about it.

It stops pain, it stops suffering.

It’s the end all of a horrible life.

Some say it saves.

It offers a velvet blanket of black.

Of course, unless you believe otherwise.

Then death really should be a prize, shouldn’t it?

So why do we fear it?

He felt…Light.

Considering he weighed close to two hundred pounds, he shouldn’t feel light.

The heaviness of his limbs faded.

“'Scuse me, sir?”

Someone poked him on his side.

“Sirrrrrrrr,” the drawled out voice raised in pitch.

Another poke.

“Wake up!” it screamed.

He woke up with a start, launching himself forward.

In front of him, a girl was on her knees leaning over him — wearing nothing but a loose tie and a white button up long sleeve, giving him ample view of—

“What the fuck?” he scrambled to sit himself up on the bed, staring at the young girl in his apartment, “who the fuck are you!”

The girl tilted her head curiously, crinkling her nose at his sudden outburst, “you know -- that isn’t polite to say to someone that dragged you to your bed after…” she paused, twirling a long strand of her hair around one finger, “well, I guess you’ll find out.”

She giggled.

Hidan backed himself up to the wall and reached for his bat, only to grasp air — “how the hell did you get in here, you psychotic bitch!”

The girl stood tall on his bed, the shirt barely covered her ass, and he had to wonder how much he drank if he took someone home and allowed them to wear his clothing. She brought a finger to pouty lips, “ya’ know! I’ve been nothing but nice to you and you haven’t even asked my name!”

She hopped off his bed and let her fingers trace lazily over his furniture, puffing her cheek out in a pout.

Who is this bitch?

He relented, “what's your name?”

She spun on her feet and gripped the edges of the shirt and bowed, “Haruno Sakura!” She launched herself forward and landed on him, wrapping her arms around his neck snuggly, “I’ve wanted to meet you for so long, Hidan! I thought I would never get to meet you!”

What. The. Fuck.

This had to be a dream.

He pushed away from her, wondering if her crazy would pass on to him.

“Get off! How do you know my name?!” he snapped, finally wrenching her off and back onto the bed.

Sakura smiled widely at him, a new giddiness residing in her, “how would I not? I live here!”

I did not get that fucked up and invite some bitch to live here, did I? Fuck! How old is she? Is she even legal?

Not that he cared much about the intrinsic laws, fuck it — but he had to get her out of here.

He pushed past her and started looking for her clothing, “you need to get the fuck out,” he announced — only to see that there was nothing of hers in his room.

Sakura swung her legs back and forth off the bed, glancing at her nails with a newfound interest, “I can’t,” she said simply.

“What do you mean, you can’t? This is my fucking apartment! How old are you anyway?” He couldn’t believe his luck, he knew he had a way of attracting psychotic women that threatened him with knives and shit, but this was a new low — even for himself.

She sighed, “eighteen. You’re not as interesting as I thought you might be, I’m leaving,” with a pouty scowl, she began to hum to herself, spinning out of the room with a giggle.

“What the fuck,” he repeated to himself.

Admittedly, at least he didn't fuck an underage girl.   Her loud squeal compelled him to the living room.

He ran, launching himself into the room only to see her standing beside a body, shaking from excitement, “look! Look!" she pointed, jumping up and down with a loud squeal, “now you’re like me!”

Hidan took the couple of short steps from the hall to the living room.

There, dead — with hollow eyes staring back at him, his body lay in a pool of his own blood.

Stab wounds littered his torso, dark, black bruises were roped around his neck. The decomposition process already started, his eyes were sunken back, lips receded to his gums

He grimaced, staring back at his own body. Panic started to set in.

“Wha…?” he couldn’t breathe — or could he?

Sakura frowned, watching him struggle to understand, “…they came in here the other night and stole from you — you tried to fight them.” Tears welled in her eyes, her lower lip quivering as she brought her sleeves up to her face, “I couldn’t do anything to help you! You tried calling for help, b-but you couldn’t call in time!”

What the fuck!  — and the fucking kicker?

They stole his fucking pendant!

He brought his hands to run through his hair, “how-! I’m fucking dead?”

She started to laugh again, her soft cries turning into a fit of giggles that wracked her body, “it’s ok! You’re with me now!”

Sakura twirled, once, twice before he noticed the glint of a purple between her breasts.

He took the three steps to close the distance between them and gripped her arm, grabbing his pendant, “how did you get this?!”

She smiled, leaning on her tip-toes to kiss him on his nose, “I took it from them!”

For fucks sake this girl was ridiculous, “who?”

Sakura pulled away from him and went to the kitchen, grabbing the knife in her small hands, “…they reminded me of my ex-boyfriend. And I got so mad for what they did to you! Nobody hurts my Hidan!”

She led him to the closet.

With a furious laugh, she opened the closet.

The urge to vomit choked him.

Two bodies lay mangled with one another in the confined space of the closet.

Limbs cut off, necks opened in a silent scream — they were an assortment of body parts.

Sakura went on her knees and poked one of the males with the knife, tilting her head in wonderment, “…this one screamed a lot!”

How?

He covered his mouth and looked away, “you did this?”

Sakura turned to him, lips stretched into a bright smile, “yeah! Do you like it? I did it for you!” with a happy sigh, she reached forward towards the smaller male and ruffled his hair, “he’s the one that stabbed you — so I made sure to take off his fingers,” and, with a pause — “he didn’t like it very much.”

Hidan found it hard to believe a girl so small — dead no less managed to fucking mutilate two full grown men.

“But you said you’re dead,” he pointed out.

Sakura shrugged, smiling to herself, “there’s one night where I can walk around and do stuff! Remember last year? That’s when you said you loved me!”

Last year…?

Fuck.

It came rushing back to him.

The memories.

After the Halloween party, the pink haired bitch with the eye mask.

He was piss drunk, and he was sure he managed to say he loved her — really speaking of her cunt. Fuck — he looked over her body, yep — he remembered her for the next few months, she was so fucking tight and he wondered where she went by the morning but found it useless to wonder.

Well, shit.

“So you killed them after they…Did that shit to me?” he grumbled, leaning down.

Sakura nodded happily, “yes! Are you happy?”

He wasn’t mad about it

“Sure, whatever. Close the fucking door.” If he had to keep looking at that shit he was going to throw up. Could he throw up?

Hours later, they were sitting on the couch — staring over his body as she ate a popsicle, her head leaning on his shoulder.

At the very least, even in death he looked handsome.

“How did you die?” he asked casually, figuring on what in the hell got him into this mess. Those assholes from the bar must have followed him home and tried to rob him — he glanced at the girl swinging her legs and humming happily beside him.

Sakura perked up, “my boyfriend choked me, I don’t really remember much,” she murmured — pointing to the kitchen, “he left me there.”

Fuck, so she was the reason he got this apartment so cheap.

Apparently, some dude murdered his fucking girlfriend some years before he moved into this apartment, and with his unfortunate stroke of luck now he joined her, “…why?”

She shrugged, popping the popsicle out of her mouth with a loud pop!, “I’m not sure…He asked me to move in, then one night he got really mad at me.”

Hidan huffed, “asshole.”

She smiled up at him, “it’s ok! I have my Hidan to keep me company now!” she wrapped her arms around him, and the impending sense of doom cornered him, “…did you mean it when you said you love me?”   Right, love.  He loved her tight cunt.   As for her? Her breasts peaked from beneath the thin material of his shirt, and with a watchful eye he noted how she worked the popsicle between pouty pink lips.    He sighed, how in the fuck!

With his body at his feet, he had to wonder what hell he was in.

Death was funny, in that way.

#hidasaku #hidan #sakura haruno #hidan x sakura #halloween #halloween prompt

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