Tal (internally) after interacting with Téa:
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Micah: So, how is it working with Vera at the store?
Ash: Good, she keeps me on my knees.
Micah: ...
Ash: FUCK. I MEANT TOES !
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Wasteland Gospel Episode 3 spoilers without context.
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Haley: Have I ever told you that you cook well?
Nox: Awww, no, you haven't!
Haley: So why do you keep cooking?
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Haley: I hate you.
Nox: Well according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
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Deputy that one time Tal hijacked him:
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Vera: Sorry, I'm late to my shift. I've been doing things.
Ash, in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
Dante: Wow, Vera was late too! What a coincidence!
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Téa: I prevented a murder today.
Tal: Really? How’d you do that?
Téa: self-control.
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