#watching wife getting fucked

[islandstyla]

#hotwives #sharing wife #hot gf #swingers #watching wife #lets get high and fuck #shared wives

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Not Ethan Hawke from The Dead Poets Society being in a music video for THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT!!

#taylor swift #ttpd #the tortured poets department #fortnight #I was like ‘is that fucking Ethan hawke?!!?’ #my mom recognized Josh from the good wife and not dead poets my apologies #I need rewatch dead poets since when I watched it it kept getting interrupted

[prickly-paprikash]

My favorite thing about every single Belmont in Netflix's Castlevania and Nocturne?

Every single initial appearance radiates sad, pathetic energy.

Trevor's bar fight scene was equal parts hilarious and disheartening. This is the Last Belmont? A legendary clan of Vampire Hunters, reduced to a drunken brawler who gets his nuts kicked in so many times?

Julia Belmont? Bodied by hot, gay Dragon Daddy Olrox while her son watches. He brings the direct Belmont line down to two, and traumatizes the kid so hard he has ED—Enchantment Dysfunction until he becomes an adult.

Richter? Yeah! Literally has to have his first true core memory be his mom be fucking owned by the sexiest god damn bloodsucker in history. Little bro's canon event was to watch his mama be crushed.

Juste? Sure his entrance is cool, but then we realize he's also suffering from ED, he sucks at this whole grandfather thing, his wife and bestie killed, and he could never even confront his own blood over the death of his fucking daughter.

I love the fact that every single Belmont makes the worst first impressions. Regardless of sex or gender or age. They just fucking suck when introduced.

#castlevania #castlevania nocturne #trevor belmont #julia belmont #richter belmont #juste belmont #lmao these loser keep getting owned i love them so much #they're my long line of sad blorbos #the clan of faceplanting during every new interaction #trevor and leon must've been cheering in heaven #while leon's wife plus sypha plus greta for good measure all watch in shame #like holy fuck guys #i love them your honor #paprikash ramblings

[yea-baiyi]

say what you want about svsss but hands down the most distraught i have ever been while reading a mxtx novel is after the bing-ge extra. what do you mean he asked shen qingqiu to come with him. what do you mean “it’s not fair”. what do you mean he looked back.

#svsss #luo binghe #luo bingge #lbh #meta stuff #every time i read that part i literally have to just stop to recover #because what the hell. he’s making his escape but at the last moment he turns. #he turns and looks back and then he vanished forever. and the narration is shocked #that it was so easy. #what in the eurydice mangan’s sister and lot’s wife have you done to me #turned into a pillar of salt #i don’t know if i have it in me to be more eloquent about this. it’s just. #out of everything this is just the ultimate tragedy #the fact that it’s just part of an extra. the FIRST extra #i just sit there like i’m supposed to just move on from that????? i’m supposed to read ahead and watch bingqiu fuck #and not want to rip my own heart out?????? #i just. i just. i said i’m not ready to get into it with svsss i just know it’ll break me

[mrs-provacateur]

Is it horny in here...or is it just me?

#fuck me harder #hornyposting #curvy mature #exhibitionist wife #sexy content #sexy tease #ass pics #big round butt #spank my ass #thicc as fuck #sexually aroused #watch me play #lets get high and fuck #on my knees #onlyf@nz #free onlyfans #tell me what you think #lets talk #sexy peachy bum 🍑 #beautiful ass

[kingkatsuki]

Mother Mitsuki, who despite Masaru’s pleas, is way too invested in Bakugou and your relationship.

#pls I LOVE HER!!! #asking if you’re engaged yet every time you both visit for dinner #sending you wedding dress designs when you’re not even engaged #sending bakugou texts telling him to wife you up before you realise your mistake in choosing him and pick Deku instead #gifting the most inappropriate presents to try and get you pregnant #becoming the real bridezilla when you’re finally engaged and she isn’t even the one getting married #he turns up at your hen do to find you and his mum drunk as FUCK together #and he can’t help but shake his head at the sight as he tries to get you both back to his car because he loves you both so much #and he’s so glad you like each other too😭 #she’s at the hospital holding you in her arms whenever Bakugou is hurt like you just share the same pain #but god if she sends bakugou one more text with your ovulation schedule he’s blocking her #(he’ll never admit that it’s because of that text that he bends you over— just in case) #and it fills him with so much warmth when he watches you both share memories of him as a kid— even though he was an ugly fucking baby #and like when you both fight Mitsuki always checks up on you too🥺because she knows her son can be brash like her #but she knows that he’s so in love with you and wouldn’t wanna lose you #she’s definitely caught you both having sex in his childhood bedroom too tho

[waddles-ex-machina]

actually the best thing about season 3 is how fucking VINDICATED i feel as a hardcore johanna fan right from the airing of the first season. up til season 2 aired i was what felt like the ONLY person stanning her in this space and no one cared yeah yeah she's just hilda's boring mom but jokes on you she's also INSANE and wields a BUZZSAW and has more lore than any other character in the entire show. you all LAUGHED at me but LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

#she was cool before she got all the angst and lore btw #but it rly feels like. like betting on a horse at the races i bet on the right character to get severe years-long brainrot about #this vindication was 5 years in the making #i know there are other ppl stanning johanna (ppl with good taste) #but i swear some time ago i saw wife say smth in a tag like 'i thought back in the day waddles was the only jo stan' and felt SO validated #bc for a while it sure Felt like it was just me and my lesbianism in the jo fan club #anyway i was Right All Along #watching the finale like yeah that's my fucking WIFE!!!! #THE character EVER thanks for coming to my ted talk #ah wait #hilda season 3 spoilers #hilda spoilers #hilda s3 #hilda s3 spoilers #Hilda the series #Hilda season 3 #Hilda netflix

[haemosexuality]

why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes

#i was watching a streamer react to f&c which ok i admit i brought this upon myself #but oh my godddddd #''i think farmworld finn's wife was pb'' even ignoring that one of his kids looks exactly like human huntress wizard WHAT #WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THAT BE TRUE. AFTER THEYVE SPENT S I X S E A S O N S SHOWING WHY PBXFINN COULD NEVER BE A THING #LITERALLY SEVERAL SEASONS SHOWING 1-PB WILK NEVER LIKE FINN BACK THEY ARE INCOMPATIBLE 2-FINN HAS MOVED ON HE HAS ACCEPTED THAT AND GOTTEN #OVER HIS CHILDHOOD LOVE ON HER AND ONLY AFTER THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO FORM A FRIENDSHIP #THATS LIKE ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS OF THE SHOW #WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY TAKE THAT BACK AND MAKE HIM HAVE FUCKING KIDS WITH HER IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE????????? #''did prismo just die in the end of episode 4??? oh no what a mystery'' oh yeah dude they totally killed off one of the most important #characters in like 5 seconds with almost no ceremony. without even acknowledging it. thats totally how character deaths work #this is totally plausible #''what the fuck im gonna get so mad of simon actually becomes ice king again'' ARE YOU STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ''CREATING A CONFLICT AND THEN RESOLVING IT'' #HOLY FUCKING SHIT #sorry this is making me go insane a little bit. #adventure time #fionna and cake #every time i see some guy mention pbxfinn and a thing that could have happened i fly into a rage. you are so fucking stupid. you have the #mental capabilities of a child. never open your mouth again. #as a thing* that could have happened

[islandstyla]

#hotwives #sharing wife #hot gf #swingers #watching wife #lets get high and fuck #hot as fuck #shared wives #gonewild

[sunshinediaz]

tease tidbit tuesday 🫧

hi friends, i'm procrastinating doing my fema courses in favor of watching season 4 <3 have a lil bit of eddie vs the hoa

It’s just—Buck is big and it kind of drives Eddie a little crazy.  Like? God, okay. He’s a little stupid over it. You’ll have to forgive him.  He is so big, right, larger than Eddie and Eddie isn’t a small guy. He’s filled out since finishing his probationary year, settling in his career and getting comfortable in the life he chose for himself and Chris. He’s more functional muscle than big gains; his stomach’s soft, protected by a sweet layer of fat, but his core’s solid and his arms are twice the size they used to be when he was twenty-seven.  See? He isn’t small.  But, like, Buck’s just bigger, wider and broader and thicker, and there’s something so delicious about having somebody that large at his mercy, at his every beck and call. Buck has this quality about him, no matter his size, like he’s always ready to drop to his knees and let himself be taken care of, and it has Eddie’s head buzzing in a way that most definitely isn’t from the beer. 

tagged by @wikiangela, @jeeyuns, @devirnis, @disasterbuckdiaz, and @daffi-990 <3

tagging @spagheddiediaz, @puppyboybuckley, @evanbegins, @honestlydarkprincess, @exhuastedpigeon, @thewolvesof1998, @theotherbuckley, and @monsterrae1 if any of you wanna share!

#i've got 4 tests to take/procedures to read #and you know what? watching jinx eddie is one of my favorites but i don't think we talk about bobby and eddie's dynamic enough #what the fuck do you MEAN mr eddie told bobby word for word 'i'm not over her' in reference to shannon when they were #discussing ana and then a few episodes later eddie has a panic attack because somebody assumed ana was his wife? #eddie's story with grief (over shannon and himself together and separate) is so quiet and so glorious and so beautiful #i can't get over it? he loved shannon so much and god. GOD. he tried to move on and he wasn't ready but he had fun #he had so much fun with ana until it wasn't anymore and then. and then GOD. GOD? #i'm gonna have a little fit if i'm not fuckin careful? #and the way eddie's like 'you of all people should understand' and bobby's like 'i do that's why i'm telling you' #the bobby and eddie parallels here my god :) #also buck running and falling after brian the impersonator is never not going to make me laugh #mwah #tag games

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

they say that if a murderer kills a murderer, the amount of murderers in the world remains the same. this is not applicable to Assassins Georg, who kills twenty murderers each day-

#This Post Is About John Wick. #hes so funny... #im watching the movies finally and theyre comedies lets be honest #adding him to my blorbos list... #i love how he's Genuinely so fucking badass #and keanu plays wick like a pathetic wet cat #like you've got this guy that has everyone scared shitless. he's baba yaga. he's death itself #hard cut to Death Itself and he looks like he's on the verge of tears #he looks like someone killed his do- #killed his- #well. You Know. #he's hyper competent and so cool and he's also just so pathetic somehow? #the ultimate meow meow... #dead wife... dead dog... dead friend... everyone out to get him #everyone so mean to him 💅 #absolutely unprompted #sorry. im watching movies again #(valley girl voice) yah so eyeve just reeely been into moovays latelay <3 #yall ever seen a movie? theyre So Good. movies my beloved #until theres a bad move. then its agony like never before felt #but there are so many good ones... #and i feel the need to Let The World Know every time i watch one! i will proceed to do so!

[hazel2468]

Every time I see an anti bitch and whine about how there isn't enough content for the ships they like, I remember how I was so on board with FinnRey back when the new Star Wars trilogy came out because I'm a sucker for friends to lovers.

And then when I went looking for content on them, 95% of what I saw included calling people who shipped Reylo Nazis and groomers and pedos and abusers and so I promptly decided not to make any FinnRey content because I was also a Reylo shipper and didn't need people who thought that kind of shit about me appreciating my art or writing. And I was scared to receive the same kind of treatment over a fucking fictional ship.

Like. THIS is why antis complain they see "no content". Because they drive away the majority of fandom creators with their bullshit because they are not, no matter how much they scream and insist that they are, the "normal" people here. They're an entitled, dangerous minority who seem insistent on bringing back the idea of through crimes and banning women from reading novels lest they be impressed upon and act out indecent things (or to put it more simply, they're fucking puritan bullies), and I and other creators certainly don't want to get involved in any of that.

You cannot demand content while simultaneously slandering everyone who makes content you personally don't like and then complain about how there isn't enough content. Either start being normal about people's ships (leave them alone, don't like don't read), or get used to the idea of making your own content.

#discourse #shipping discourse #just came across this on the bird site #like I avoid several fandoms that I know I could maybe get into #specifically BECAUSE of the antis #like for example I like She-Ra a lot #it's cute and fun and my wife loved it and I watched it with her #I'm not touching that fucking fandom with a 10 foot pole after what I've seen #Same with stuff like the Owl House #Love the show with all my heart #but good GD the fucking antis in that fandom #fuck I don't even make my Jojo stuff public because I know that there are people in the fandom who are SOMEHOW antis #and who are super vocal #antis are driving away creators with their bullshit and then complaining no one is making the content they want to see

[scoliosisgoblin]

Which version of Rick is your fav?

it's so hard for me to choose tbh. HOWEVER, I'd say Evil Rick

then I'd say it's C-137 and Memory Rick

I love how pathetic™ Evil Rick really is tbh. love that he's being controlled by his Morty. can you guess who my favorite Morty is?

#the only reason why Evil is above C-137 and Memory is because #Memory's design is something I don't really like in the style of the show #his fanart makes him look so much cooler but in the show he just looks.. unfinished? #idk it's weird to me. I love him outside of that though #and with C-137. I'M SICK OF HIM LMAO I AM SO SORRY #there are too many fucking episodes dedicated to this man. pushing everyone else aside just to have him yap about his dead wife #I love him so much but there's only so many times we can bring Diane up and not really develop her as a character but rather to boost Rick #and the show is Rick and MORTY yet all I see is Rick 😭😭 don't get me wrong I love this man #I just feel like we know more about Rick than the rest of the family #WHICH IS FINE IF THAT WAS WHAT THEY WERE GOING FOR #and if they wanted to go in that direction so be it! it's fine! #I just feel like he needs less screen time or at least balance episodes among the family #cause even the most recent Morty episode is about Rick. it was so frustrating watching it cause it's literally MORTY'S fear hole experience #yet we're watching Morty's head canons about his grandparents #I also hate the narrative they took with Diane. only ever having Rick talk of her or others bring her up #it just doesn't make her a character but rather an extension off of Rick. that's how I'm feeling rn with the family #they're all just there to prop up Rick or something. super annoying #but that's about it. I'm not gonna continue my rant #unless you want me to? #idk if I even made sense but that's all good #rick and morty #rick and morty fandom #rick #memory rick #evil rick #C-137 #Rick Sanchez

[danmeichael]

If SQQ has the wifebeam does that mean LBH has the cuckbeam? Even going as far as cuckholding an alternate reality version of himself.

if sqq's wifebeam makes people want to wife him, then by that naming logic i'm *sorry to say you have condemned binghe to getting NTR'd by every eligible person in the universe by giving him a beam that makes people want to cuckold him. it is law now. no take backsies.

#svsss #ask danny #*sorry to you specifically bc i love watching binghe get cucked. #the term (from what i saw) for the guy who does the cucking is a bull so he'd have the bullbeam #but the beam is not about how you act toward other people its how other people act toward you #the implication of a bullbeam is that everyone WANTS binghe to fuck their wife. #you see binghe and have a conversation with him and you go oh wow i REALLY want this guy to fuck my wife for some reason #and if he fucks your wife you might go wow i really liked that guy fucking my wife even though im not generally into people fucking my wife #and the majority of people do not seem to enjoy being cuckolded by binghe #bingge especially #im glad the sv fandom is weird so i don't have to feel bad about how weird this is

[rexscanonwife]

WATCHED A FEW EPISODES OF THE 2016 PPG REBOOT...........

#jane journals #self insert talk #will excuse me while i- SCREAMS!!!!!! #ITS SOOO DOGSHITTTT #UGGH #ok listen there are SOME things that are OK about it #the voice actresses they chose for the girls arent bad by any means #theyre NOT anything like the og voices but theyre..cute #i like bubbles's voice a lot #but the characterization....leaves a lot to be desired. THAT IS TO SAY EVERYONE IS FUCKING MASSACRED #ESPECIALLY UTONIUM UGGGHHHHHHHHH #IM GONNA FUCKING BLOW UP A CHILDRENS HOSPITAL ITS SO BAD #THEY RUINED MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE #like?? hes a goofball but hes not a DUMBASS??? #ugh i did a long vent to my partner about it cause we watched it together and like #hes not a perfect parent by any means. he gets carried away sometimes or maybe doesnt read a situation properly #but he always SAYS the right thing to put the girls at ease because he LOVES them and he does have some wisdom!! #AT THE END OF THE DAY HE IS A GOOD DAD!!!!!! #he wouldnt word vomit some dumb shit that makes blossom insecure and then cover it up with 'oh haha love u bye' LIKE ITS QUIRKY #HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT #ok im fine now im normal im good #im gonna wash the taste of that out of my fucking mouth and then draw some stuff

[expectiations]

"the Doctor has been running their whole life"

?????

#the giggle #doctor who #the husbands of river song #doctor x river #river song #darillium #you've got to be kidding me #are we erasing river #his literal fucking wife #from the narrative now? #oh it doesn't matter cause she's dead? #she's been dead since series fucking 4 #death is nothing to river song #i thought it was a homage to series 4? #but no it is only for those who 'stopped watching when Tennant left' #it was 10 who put her in there #get 14 to put her out istg