#weeb speak

[libidinous-weeb]

“he loves to cum inside your walls” what the fuck is he doing in my walls? the insulation in this apartment is already piss poor. if he wants to cum in my walls he better start paying the motherfuckin rent

#weeb speak #‘walls’ as a synonym for pussy fucking sucks #yet another unsexy fanfic #can you guys please learn how to write like the adults you’re pretending to be at least #‘flower’ ‘gummy walls’ ‘cookie’ ‘cunnie’ #just fucking say pussy. i swear to god #i know we always say straight men are bad at sex #but straight women are bad at writing it #romanticizing abuse with no trigger warning?? #advertising on tiktok? #random links thrown in without any research at all being done in any way? #fifty shades of grey exists bc ya’ll don’t know what good sex is supposed to be like #or good dirty talk or good foreplat #forplay #please just figure out how to write dialogue you didn’t steal from an illegally uploaded PH video featuring a 40 year old man and a 16 year #old girl

[zivazivc]

I can’t actually imagine these two weebs watching and cosplaying this type of anime but it’s a good thing I’m the one with a pen and drawing skills.

bonus for the post-Determination viewers:

#Happy Halloween #don’t know how big halloween is in france since it’s more of an english speaking countries thing #so you have them cosplaying istead #i tried to keep their original hair length but have it stylized to fit their characters #hence why kagami has bobby pins in her hair to make it look more like a bowl cut #adrien agreste #kagami tsurugi #ml #miraculous ladybug #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #my art #fihuli #also reigen and marinette have almost the same energy whenever they're nervous #just flailing around yknow #i was thinking of drawing her too but decided she's not a weeb sadly U_U #(do people still use the word weeb?)

[selenityshiroi]

It's amazing how weird people are being about the house in Hateno and being so adamant that Link doesn't live there.

Like...People can have whatever headcanons and interpretations they want...but it's not exactly rocket science as to Nintendo's intent, here.

There are a lot of nods to BOTW in TOTK but almost all of them are incredibly vague and subtle. The overarching plot is only kind of generally mentioned and interactions with NPCs who had sidequests in BOTW tend to be 'thanks for helping me last time' instead of saying what Link did.

This is clearly because Nintendo are trying to keep BOTW spoilers to an absolute minimum. So that if anyone wants to play it who hasn't (or if you've missed things and you plan to play it in more detail later) then the experience is affected as little as possible.

I think the only side quest I can think of that is kind of spoiled is Kohga mentioning Link throwing him down into the depths. And that was more because it was difficult to explain what he was doing down there otherwise.

So the reason why Link's ownership of the Hateno house isn't mentioned? Because it's a BOTW side quest. That's it.

They could have had Zelda living anywhere. Even in one of the new houses just on the other side of the bridge. She could have been living with Purah or something. They chose to have her living in the house Link brought. And not because Link's ownership has been erased. But because Link's ownership is bonus knowledge for those who played BOTW and it adds to the tease of the ambiguity of their relationship status.

#zelink #totk spoilers #if they didn’t want people assuming link and zelda have been living together since the end of botw #then they would have given her literally anywhere else to live #also the new tarrey town house isn't a sign that link doesn't still live in the hateno house #the tarrey town house is supposed to be an upgrade #it's described as a dream home and a place for the future #also japanese media is notorious for this incredibly subtle romantic undertone instead of actual declarations #you'll have a pair that only speaks formally to each other and have never touched in public #and you find out they've been married for 20 years and would die for each other #the retired weeb in me looks at the subtle nods of zelink and translates 'the hairtie is in the chest' as 'they have absolutely banged' #but regardless of if they are romantic or platonic you are absolutely supposed to assume they live in that house together

[thefandomcassandra]

I cannot overstate how fucking good fabiniku is.

I don't even like romcoms but Life with an Ordinary Guy Who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout (Fantasy Bishoujo Juniku Ojisan to) is a fantasy comedy first and a romantic comedy second and that's why it works.

#the sheepy speaks #the sheepy is a weeb #fabiniku #you like genderbend? #you like isekai? #you like homosexuality? #you might like fabiniku #its a gay genderbend isekai #where the pretty blonde girl lead is still he/him #and where its respected by everyone who know #also where the deuteragonist is the dumbest smart guy ive ever seen #the anime also fucks severely yall

[gender-trash]

god DAMN IT at work tomorrow people are going to ask me what i did with my long weekend and i'm gonna have to say like "i started a new oil painting!!" and they're gonna be like "oh cool, what are you painting?" and either i will have to admit in front of god & my coworkers that i'm painting a portrait of itachi from naruto because i imprinted on him at the formative age of 13 and have not recovered in the intervening decade, or i will have to lie

but i want to show off my progress photos i think it's going really well :((((

#the trashcan speaks #the keyboard i use at work already has katakana on it i dont need to seem like any more of a weeb. yknow #I GUESS THE THIRD OPTION IS 'oh i did a lot of reading about tax policy in sengoku period japan'

[blujayonthewing]

literally genuinely hate to be this guy because I originally WANTED to watch the dub because subtitles are annoying and distracting for my adhd ass but I don't know how y'all can stand marcille sounding like a nurse joy

#why is she DOING IT LIKE THAT... PLEASE..... #I actually really Don't Like any of the voice performances in the dub except chilchuck which is a bummer #and I also kinda feel like a lot of the translations are? weird for no reason?? which is a MAJOR BUMMER TBH #(IS THAT LINE REALLY 'YOU'RE SO CRINGE' IN DUB?? PLEASE SAY SIKE???) #but marcille's voice is so.... :') yeah yeah yeah let's get into the more serious moments of this story with the VA doing a Fake Lady Voice #SORRY FOR BEING A HATER it's just annoying because I wanted!! to be watching the dub I don't WANNA be a WEEB ABOUT IT #and like I don't knoooow maybe she also sounds like she's Doing A Voice in japanese and it's just harder to tell because I don't speak it #BIG SHRUG. DON'T LIKE THE IT. #like I watched the first ep in english FIRST and was so '... :\' about the VA that I tried the sub just because I felt disappointed #anyway. sorry weebs. I get it now. #about me

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’d send in my spotify wrapped to force purpled to listen to wxs but also i am Not letting him bully me. my ass WOULD be dragged

#icarus speaks #icarus liveblogs #i think forcing him to listen to my weeb ass top songs would be funny

[sysig]

Just take things at your own pace, there’s no need to rush (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #Dexter Favin #Mostly spacefillers but I like them <3 Continuation! #Following up on the Dex and ZEX kiss and then Dex runs away scenario lol - one of those rare times that Dex hopes he drops it #He's not dropping it! Time to talk about this! Goes about it too excitedly and overstimulates him poor thing <3 #Don't turn his head suddenly! Don't shout! Don't expect him to remember all at once! Goodness me #One step forward two steps back #The middle one lol I was thinking about tools that might help ZEX feel more comfortable engaging with the world around him #I was thinking he'd enjoy an iPad or similar device - though Helix was published before the first iPad came out! :0 Hmm hmm #But anyway - that he'd enjoy a touch screen and getting to use one with his hands :) Either playing tactical games or just looking up facts #Gets one of those 3D solar system model apps and zooms in and out - very distressed when it doesn't go farther than Pluto :( #I've also been thinking about ZEX's ability to read I keep going back and forth on it I can't decide ahhh #He loves humans but would he have studied English specifically?? It's pretty different from VUK ZIX #Does the Captain speak English? Have any of the human languages survived in the same form that we currently speak??? #But he's also incredibly intelligent and interested in humans - weeb equivalence of learning Japanese to read untranslated manga lol #I can't deciiiidee urrggghhh #The rest are age comparisons haha #Dexter was probably at least of legal employment age when he started working for the Vyers when Max was 16 if I remember right? #Unless Dex was one of those family-employment situations of like - when rich people have caretakers that are close to their child's age? #Is that still a thing lol hired playmates #And then ''At least 10 years younger'' might be a slightly high estimate lol but ZEX is definitely older than DAX #Odd to be put in such a young body! Oddly feels more out of shape than his VUX body (lol) #With how much he's gone through even without literally being older he's definitely ages years in such a short time #Especially to be younger than his DAX-equivalent that'd have to feel weird #Has difficulty saying ''me'' when referring to the body he's in :( #Just one more oddity of this human experience

[midnight-moth]

The Ghouls as Sailor Moon HC's???

Rain is obviously Sailor Mercury imo

And Dew is Mars 🥰

But please tell me yours?

🩷🩷

Omggggggggggggggggggg… ok. Papa is def tuxedo mask. Ok. Why is Dew Mars but also low key Sailor Moon/ Usagi cause he is a brat?….

Okay. This is not how I expected it to go but it’s true.

Sailor Moon - Dew

Sailor Mars - Rain

Sailor Mercury - Phantom

Sailor Venus - Swiss

Sailor Jupiter - Mountain

Sailor Pluto - Cirrus

Sailor Uranus - Mist

Sailor Neptune - Cumulus

Sailor Chibi Moon - Aurora 😭😭

Sailor Saturn - Sunshine (it tracks because she had bad health and maybe Sunny had to stay back at the ministry cause she does too)

Tuxedo Mask - Papa

Zephyr - Artemis

Omega - Luna

Diana - Ifrit

#I am prepared to defend this in an extensive and well researched paper #I will make a power point presentation #Dew is so Usagi coded no one speak to me #did I just out myself as a weeb #shrugs #are you even surprised #media nocte answers #midnight moth answers

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Did I tell you guys about the weeb who’s been putting up anime/hentai stickers around the crosswalk near my house?

#Hayley Speaks #I call them Campus Weeb bc I'm positive they attend the nearby college

[hua-fei-hua]

at church reading the hymn lyrics like "hey i learned that word from genshin!" and "hey i learned that word from genshin!" and "hey i learned that word from translating song lyrics so that i could write genshin fic!" and "hey i learned that word from genshin!" and finally "omg i learned that word from the king's avatar"

#花話 #it's funny bc i Objectively know more cn than the last time i was here seven years ago which is great #bc the last time i learned any cn in a classroom was seven years ago lol #and i think that's probably a combination of Very Much Not Wanting To Lose What Skills I Have +gnshn n similar giving me occasional practice #but yeah of the words i Remember where i learned them it's like 85% gnshn 14% lyric translation n 1% king's avatar lmao #been trying to connect my laptop to the mobile hotspot i have here and Suffering(tm)... pain and agonie #i mentioned this on main but apparently i just Cannot have a line acct for w/e reason #(i suspect it's bc i made an acct in america on my phone number but temp sim card --> diff phone number here) #(and since i didn't expect this i didn't tie the acct to an email --> i am unable to have line) #however my mother and i have graduated past emails and are now just using regular texting to communicate it seems #ANYWAY i get to see the jade cabbage today. i hope. and other things i also hope!! #i was going somewhere w/the line thing OH it's bc on the way home from church my mom saw a sign that said 元氣 and was like 'genki desu!' #it is always kind of a surprise to hear my mom speak jp bc it sounds simultaneously clumsy and full of confidence #she has friends in japan (college roommate + old pen pal + i have no idea she's lived Quite a life i feel) n i once found her old letters #and was kind of surprised bc they were like entirely in jp so obviously she could read n understand a lot #but anyway my mom went on to talk abt how taiwan continues to have significant japanese influence to this day n i was like yes... weebs c': #it's also interesting bc we'll go sightseeing n she'll be like “ye that's from american/jp occupation times but they gave back the land' #'so now it's xyz' n i'll be like. almost 'tails.jpg A Colonialism.'

[pidayforpi]

(Watched the first episode of Amphibia today and I can already tell it's gonna be great.)

#okay that's a lie I knew it would be great since True Colours #I will blast anime music when I get to that episode #speaking of anime my language translates Amphibia to something like Anne's Wonderful Journey #So now I call the show 'Anne's Bizarre Adventure' #(I'm super cringe and weeb I'm sorry) #infodump #Also I am not spoiled except for S2 finale #So let's hope it stays that way #Maybe I'll be even more hyper when I watch the finale w/o spoilers

[astranauticus]

you ever in the middle of using an app and suddenly think damn i wish the way this app is built was industry practice. anyway i feel like we need to acknowledge that bilibili exists and has

no video ads

background play/in-window play/video download as default (read: NOT PAID) features

collaborative video credits so like you can upload a video and directly credit other users with their roles like editor/voice actor/etc. in the created by section

and youtube also exists and is the way that it is

#asto speaks #the ads thing has become more relevant recently but like i use opera so it wasnt exactly the Main FeatureTM for me but like #background play?? hello??? #tbt that time last year when i was fully using bilibili as a music app bc theres a lot of lyn song covers you cant really find anywhere els #if youre wondering whats their business model they have homepage and sidebar ads #so i keep getting genshin and hsr ads on my bb lmao cuz bb has a bit of a reputation as like a platform for weebs and gamers #also they have like membership paywalled content so like all of link click is on bb but members only #bc like link click is essentially a bilibili original #which #hey what happened to youtube originals. anyway #the video credits thing is really interesting like it sounds very oddly specific but its *really* commonly used in certain sides of bb #like a lot of fansongs or just collaborative original songs get uploaded with like #uploader as main credit and then singer credits and editor credits #or like if a bunch of creators come together under like a “studio” or whatever and they have like a studio account #but also their own personal accounts then the studio account uploads can credit like #which specific creators in the collective worked on what parts of the video #ive seen some arknights like gameplay videos that work like this cuz there are like specific ak strategy groups that do like #challenge clears of levels so the strategy group will upload something and then credit like the editors separately and stuff #its really interesting! i just think its a neat feature

[theophagie]

People in yt comments who say that the guy whose gimmick is being the italian jojo isn't actually italian make me lose my mind

#weebs 🤝 racists & xenophobes who think that immigrants can never become ''true italians'' because they don't have ''italian blood'' #(source: it is known that) we've all collectively agreed that should pt5 ever get a dub the main gang should speak in neapolitan #and everyone else in their regional accents #you can't take him away from us............ go watch the fandubs. and then we'll talk #is this part divisive in italy. yes. do i agree with the people who are overall more ''uhhh...'' about it. yes. do we claim giogio. also ye #mytext #animanga #jjba #vento aureo #salty

[crabgirlfriend]

Genshin players when they see a woman wearing actual pants

#astrid speaks #genshin impact #she isn’t breasting boobily enough for these weebs