is this cringe. actually i dont care. creep by radiohead [except i exclusively heard the jinkx monsoon cover on spotify first whoopsie] is an idia pining for cater song!!!! and it's in my caterella playlist!!!!!!!!
Alfred bonds with Tim by teaching him how to make tea. Then he turns around and sees Tim pouring coffee granules into the already made tea because "it tastes better this way!" Alfred's British ass then proceeds to have an anurisum.
like, generally i think the choice to put tim and cassie together in tt03 was likely editorial. its forced, its weird, its tinged with grief and mania and a little bit of what i can only describe as, like, romantic victorian insanity. cassie suffers from a lack of agency in the misogynistic writing, and is shepherded into romantic encounters to simulate narrative relevance, and it feels pretty gross. and then yjtv tim and cassie share like 2 lines. and this makes me a little sad because somewhere in my brain there is a version of these two characters who would have the f u n n i e s t relationship on the goddamn planet. buff cassie, six foot five, blond hair buzzed, knuckles bruised. standing next to bruce wayne's latest acquisition, 5 foot two skinny as a slip black hair black eyes black nail polish, drinking from a starbucks drink and dressed in a hoodie thats 3 sizes too big.
cassie's liltingly mean to him and hes mean back in that snarky sort of way and then theyre both laughing. its scathing insults caped in banter caped in eye rolls that are 3 steps removed from gooey fondness. theyre the type who can, like, make eye-contact from across the room and know exactly what the other person is thinking. communicating in hand gestures. in sync on and off the field. slightly unhealthily traumabonded. do you want my jacket? no, cassie, I'm used to the cold. well, take it anyway. take it anyway.
I just realized how much the most mysterious song on the internet sounds like fucking Lips from the Muppets is singing it
Lips plays the trombone in the Electric Mayhem and speaks in very garbled English with a couple intelligible words here and there. And the song I'm referring to is in a language knowbody can quite decipher, since some bits of it sound like English, but other bits of it sound like German or Russian
Absolutely groundbreaking discoveries being made here
having just now learned that count dracula actually had a long white mustache and bushy black eyebrows, all i can imagine is count dracula being played by Sam Elliott.
From now on all of Dracula's lines shall be delivered in an old-timey wild west accent, i.e. cranky old man drawl
Malls are weird- I walk into a shop and the scent, lightning and sounds are all different and then suddenly it feels like I've been shot in my brain and all is blurry cuz what the fuck
There’s nothing like being mentally ill under the US government and being constantly aware you fall under their “too crazy to exist” category. Add being Black, trans, a lesbian and a cripple? There is nothing fun about this. It’s horrifying and terrifying and you’re left wondering WHY you even bother when the cards are so determinedly stacked against you.
Like, I’ve always known my brain wasn’t “right.” I went and still go through spirals wondering if I’m a monster, why my brain doesn’t work right, why it’s LYING to me. I’ve lied about that shit for YEARS. I knew something was wrong but I didn’t know how to explain it and I didn’t want other people to know what was going on. And now...There’s no way I can safely talk about it. It’s like I’m trapped. By the system, by my situation, by who I AM and I don’t really know what to do with that either.
I dunno. This is rambly but it’s just been fucking with me lately. Like, I don’t really believe in the whole “this world wasn’t made for me” type of shit because I’m more of a “life is something YOU’RE supposed to create, this is your material” type person but I don’t really know what I CAN make out of all this, if that makes sense. I need to find a different angle, I guess, but in the mean time: this SUCKS and will probably ALWAYS suck and that’s fucked as hell.