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#which is why logan doesn't just hate him but sees him a threat. because he tethers one of his kids to the outside world
stewykablooey · 1 year
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funniest thing about stewy is that he’s a fucking anomaly in the roys social circle because not a single person in that family has any fucking friends. they genuinely only fraternize with family or waystar employees and then here comes stewy. the prodigal sons third-oldest friend best friend childhood friend. and guess what. he’s here to cause problems on purpose.
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kiss-my-freckle · 7 months
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The lack of accountability that Stefan gets on and off the show is astonishing. When Damon thought Caroline should die and not transition after Katherine turned her you could see that Stefan was agreeing with him until Elena got shocked at Stefan's response and said "Stefan?" Then he became more agreeable to Elena's wish cause he wanted to look better than his brother to her but I think he, like Damon, found the presence of more vampires an inconvenience and potential threat to them being in that town. Even with Vicki from the beginning it seemed like he didn't want her to complete the transition. He didn't tell her she would die if she didn't complete the transition and was vague. She had to figure it out herself. He tells her Damon didn't have the right to turn her but he didn't have the right to kill her either. Stefan killing Vicki is easily overlooked. He was a much older vampire and definitely stronger. He could've snapped her neck or done something else to stop her from feeding on Elena instead of stabbing her. The way he panicked when Vicki fed on Logan after his death in order to complete the transition showed how he didn't want Vicki to make her own choice. There's more that showed him not liking if Vicki became a vampire. I don't think Damon necessarily liked it either but he responded to it differently at different times depending on his mood while Stefan was not for it at all. It's also interesting that he says it's wrong to prey on innocent people when that's what he did to Elena and also by not learning to better control his bloodlust before coming into the lives of people he claims to care about. It was Elena who stood in the middle to protect Caroline and not Stefan and SErs claim she's not good enough for him when she's been the most humane one in the love triangle. Stefan has a tendency to hide his true feelings on multiple occasions if he thinks it's too dark for Elena to be comfortable with, which is why she was shocked when she learned more about that part of him in season 3.
Damon-haters have no idea, but he actually cared about Caroline in that episode. Yes, sometimes they feel the need to kill people they care about. Caroline was one of those people. It's through Liz that he started to care about her, and it's because of Liz that he felt the need to kill her. We're talking about two vampire brothers who had a vampire-hating father, and who were very much killed by him just for trying to save Katherine. Liz isn't just the sheriff, she's part of the same secret vampire-killing council. It's one thing for Damon to hide from her, another for Caroline. She lives with her mother, Liz was gonna find out. His need to kill Caroline is similar to his need to kill Alaric after Esther turned him. Damon knows how this is going to end. He feels it his responsibility because he's the one who fed her his blood, so he's the one who "created" her. He's killing his creation much like Stefan would burn one of his journals. He chose to give Stefan and Elena a chance to help Caroline, but Liz will find out.... which happens in season 2 because Damon is most often right.
Stefan agreed because Damon's right. Both caring about her, but knowing it has to be done. Katherine signed her death sentence because she's not just anyone's daughter, she's Liz's. The lack of accountability that Stefan gets on and off the show boggles my mind too. I was just talking on Twitter about how fans use his humanity switch to excuse his kills, while at the same time, refuse to see how Stefan uses it to play the victim.
Stefan doesn't want vampires, period. He's a vampire hater, and there are enough dialogues in the show that actually show this. You can feel it in his words and his tone. If you wanna hear that tone, I could list dialogues for you to listen to back-to-back. Damon has his own distinctive tone that's complete opposite, and it's when he's with Elena. He drops to a flirty tone or a soft whisper.
Stefan killing Vicki gets less attention because he's not the man Damon is, but he's equally responsible. He didn't have to stake her, he could've snapped her neck. She was a newbie vampire for crying out loud. The apology Jeremy gets from Stefan is cheap. The one he gets from Damon is gorgeous because his character is gorgeous.
Shippers have it wrong. Elena is too good for Stefan. He's emotionally abusive. One of the first things I noted about him aside from his jealous, controlling, possessive personality... is the fact that Elena is to accept him as a vampire, but no one else. He was trying to deny her a friendship with Damon, when that's not his choice, it's hers. They repeat this in season 4 because Delena crossed the line of friendship, but it's the same thing. Stefan is so selfish with her love, that he expected Damon to sire her to stay away from him... when they both believed her sire bond would last forever. So Stefan was point-blank trying to deny Damon ever seeing her again, just as he was when they returned from Atlanta. Damon isn't selfish like that. As long as she's alive to be happy, she's fine to be with Stefan.
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im-an-anxious-wreck · 2 years
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Memories Aren't Important... Right?
Chapter Four • Roman
Word count: 1556
MAI...R? chapter collection
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(If you've ever heard the song 'Last Friday Night' in simlish, then pretend the first sentence says 'Lass frooby noo')
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[Last Friday night]
Logan had sent out an alert at 8:03 PM and by 8:26 PM they were suited up, in Nightingale Rose Park, and ready to fight the bad guy of the week.
The infamous villain in question? Dr. Amne, publicly known as Eraser.
He hadn't actually wiped anyone's memories yet, but he'd made plenty of threats of doing so, and they needed to stop him before he could make good on those threats.
Roman, AKA The Prince, stood in between his two best friends, Logan, AKA Logic, and Patton, known by some as The Heart, and by others as Empathy —the public never could decide which one they preferred to call him—. Gold looked forward again, noticing the lab coat Eraser wore over regular looking clothes, and almost scoffed.
"Hey, Mr. Eraserhead?" Roman called, using his powers under gold's feet to make himself hover. "Why don't you have little erasers on your coat?"
"It's Dr. Amne!" Eraser cried back, but made no attempt to close the large space between them. "And my lab coat doesn't have erasers because that's not my power and has nothing to do with me!"
"Oh, whatever. Did your mommy make your little costume? You gonna try to play with the big boys?"
"The only big thing around here is your ego!"
"Hey!"
"Prince," Logan warned lowly and quietly. "Don't antagonize him. His anger will only fuel his adrenaline. Please don't make this harder than it has to be."
"But him being angry means he'll make more mistakes! You taught me that."
Logan sighed. "The type of mistake that leaves someone injured, Prince, and probably one of us, at that."
Patton adjusted his superhero mask, blinking at them through the built-in glasses lenses. "Lo— I mean, Logic is right. Besides, we'll get farther by being nice than mean."
"Are you guys done with your super secret meeting yet?" Eraser asked, stepping a bit closer.
"Ugh, whatever." Roman rolled his eyes. "Let's just kick this jerks ass already so I can go watch some more Steven Universe."
Roman shot a red sparkly blast at Eraser, who dodged and sent an icey-blue beam in retaliation, only just barely missing Patton.
They continued to exchange fire for a few minutes until Roman heard the unmistakable sound of the villain Stormy's electricity behind gold —technically, Stormy went by Storm-bringer, but being called 'Stormy' pissed him off more so, of course, that's what Roman called him—.
Roman turned with a scowl on his face. "What are y'all doing here? We're already fighting Mr. Eraserhead here!"
"It's Dr. Amne!" Said man cried.
"Are you actually a doctor?" Logan asked.
"Yes!" Eraser exclaimed frustratedly. "I didn't get my doctorate just to be called Mr!"
"Oh, yeah?" Roman challenged. "What'd you get it in? Because I don't think they give out doctorates for being evil."
Eraser growled but didn't respond.
Patton stood by Logan and began discussing something that Roman tuned out, instead turning back to the villain team gold had dubbed as The Dark Sides in an interview a few years back.
"We're actually not here to fight you," Deceit said with a sneer. "Heard you three were having a bit of trouble and you know how much we just love other villains tearing things up."
Stormy crossed his arms. "But of course, if little baby Prince here gets hit, then all the better."
"Yeah, that'd just be a bonus!" Remus, AKA The Duke, exclaimed.
"Hey! You don't see me wishing harm to you two."
Stormy rolled his eyes. "Well, first of all, probably because of some overrighteous reason seeing as you are a pompous prick, and second of all, you're Bleeding Heart's lap dog—"
"Arf, arf!" Remus interjected.
"—And would do anything he says. Like, you know how much he hates when you're rude, heaven forbid mean."
"Listen here you little—"
Dr. Eraserhead huffed, crossing his arms as he stomped his foot, reminiscent of a toddler throwing a tantrum. "Ugh! Are you guys going to fight me or not! I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking."
"Ay, marvel reference!" Roman exclaimed.
"What?"
Roman blinked incredulously. "The last sentence you said was literally word for word."
Dr. Eraser frowned. "It was?"
Roman rolled his eyes. "Ugh, you uncultured swine."
"Hey! That's offensive to pigs!" Remus joked.
"Oh, and you'd know."
"We have the same face!"
"But at least I don't eat like you do! It's disgusting, honestly."
"Oh, yeah? Well—
"Urgh, fuck it!" Dr. Eraser all but screamed as static filled Roman's ears.
Roman blinked, a loud ringing sound still in his ears, as gold realised he was flat on his back, so he sat up, and waited a second for the blood to stop rushing to gold's head. He looked down to see a figure laying, unmoving a few feet away, and gold could swear his heart skipped a beat in horror.
"Remus!" Roman rolled his brother over, resisting the urge to shake him as a few tears rolled down gold's cheeks. "Remus, this isn't funny. Wake up!" Roman sniffed, wiping away a few tears with the back of gold's hand.
"Roman!" Patton exclaimed. "Logan's not waking up!"
"Neither is Remus!" Roman looked over to see Patton cradling Logan's head, and Deceit sitting beside Stormy, holding his hand. "Is Storm…" —Roman paused for a moment, now wasn't the time for petty nicknames— "Is Storm-bringer okay?" Roman tentatively asked.
"I— I don't know. How's Remus?"
"Unconscious. Is he…?"
"He's just unconscious as well."
"Oh, um… I'm glad."
"Hey, where's Dr. Amne?" Patton asked.
"Shit, he must've escaped." Deceit stood up, looking around to make sure Dr. Eraser wasn't still around.
"Should we go after him?"
"I…" Deceit sighed heavily. "No. Let's… let's just take care of our wounded."
"...Right." Roman picked Remus up. "Oof, I forgot how heavy he is."
"I can get them both."
Roman scoffed. "Yeah, right. I'll get Remus, you get Stormy. Pa— Heart, do you think you can get L— Logic?"
"Yeah! I'm strong enough. Gotta be able to lift all dogs!" Patton heaved Logan over their shoulder, before softly saying, "Just hang on, Logic."
"Did you guys drive here?" Roman asked as they slowly walked.
"No, did you?"
"Yeah— well, Heart did, Logic wanted to but he can't drive to save his life."
"Ah, Remus is the same way."
"Hah, tell me about it… Ah, here we are." Roman gestured to a blue minivan.
Patton carefully set Logan down and fished the keys out of their pocket.
They carefully put all three knocked out people in the very back row and buckled them up. Deceit and Roman sat in the two chairs in the middle row, leaving Patton to drive.
"So," Patton asked, pulling out of the parking spot, "Where are we going?"
"Home," Roman said simply. "Deceit and the others can stay with us 'till we make sure Remus, Logic, and Stormy are okay."
"I—" Deceit pursed his lips. "Are you sure?"
"Yeah, if you three were going to do something to our house, you would've already. Remus knows where I live."
They pulled up in front of the two story house, the other two cars, Roman's red convertible and one of their roommate's black car, still in the driveway.
"I hope they're asleep and stay that way 'till I can explain tomorrow."
"Wait…" Deceit frowned, looking through the windshield with his eyebrows drawn together tightly. "This is my house."
"What? No, it's not." Roman scoffed as he began unbuckling the trio in the back. "It's my house!"
"No, it's definitely my house."
"Wait, could all three of us live here?" Patton asked, before getting out and opening Roman's door.
"I—" Deceit squinted at Roman suspiciously. "Say it's your house again."
"It's my house! Heart, Logic, and I all live here." Roman passed Logan to Patton, who put him over their shoulder.
"Oh, I guess you do," Deceit said, taking Stormy from Roman.
"Wait, what was that about?"
Deceit got out of the other side of the van, carrying Stormy bridal style. "Just checking to see if you were lying.
"Okay, so we all live here?"
"Oh! Oh my goodness! You guys are our roommates?" Patton asked, backing up to let Roman, who was dragging Remus out with gold, get out.
Roman lifted Remus up in a firefighter's carry.
"Yes. Well, since I guess our secret identities are no longer a secret, I'm Janus. Storm-bringer is Virgil, and of course you know Remus."
"I'm Patton!" Patton pressed the button on their key to shut the door behind Roman, and, after Janus shut the other door, locked the van.
Roman walked towards the door and when Janus came in view, having come around the van, gold hesitantly introduced himself. "My name's Roman, and Logic is Logan."
"Hmm… small world."
"Right!" Patton exclaimed. "Well, this will make where everyone's gonna sleep easier. Let's let them sleep it off and hope they're better in the morning."
"And if they're not?" Janus carefully asked.
"Well…" Patton's smile became a bit forced. "We'll deal with that then."
Roman sighed. "Take them to the doctor I suppose."
"Mm, yes." Janus stared at the lock for a moment before huffing. "Can one of you unlock the door? My hands are not full."
"Sure can, kiddo!"
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bamboobrat · 2 years
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succession s3 e9 recap: what am i going to do with a soul anyway? 3/6
the siblings are kept out of the loop after roman leaves lake como/switzerland/i dont know. shiv arrives at the wedding and has no real idea of what is going on, mostly because roman doesn't tell her (bad idea, rome).
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greg is excited because he might become a lord or some shit and everything honestly seems to be coming up tomgreg.
i'm not saying the gerriroman shipper in me is jealous (but the gerriroman shipper in me is jealous).
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logan is drinking a smoothie (take note) and marcia is there. it doesn't look like the two of them are on bad terms, even if everyone "knows" he is fucking kerry.
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maria asks kerry for food and she is not in the least bit rude, which made me curious.....
remember how she treated rhea?
is she not cruel to kerry because she doesn't see her as a threat? because she really doesn't have any power?
i don't think so.
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caroline and that guy from the crown have a boring, not very romantic wedding with a lot of british people with weird hats. willa cries a lot and drinks a lot and i feel seen.
if you don't sob and get pissed at weddings, what is even the point, i mean...
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greg has two girlfriends now. one who is royal and loves weddings (me).
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and one who works in communication and thinks it's all so phony (also me). how very holden caulfield of you, comfrey.
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i don't like to think about the fact that greg has one girlfriend more than me, let alone two....:(
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shiv does a speech for her mother and it is pretty terrible. we knew she was already terrible at giving sentimental, heartfelt speeches, but her saying she hopes her mother has a marriage just like hers?
wow, she must REALLY hate her mum.
and then there's connor....
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telling the twins shiv and roman that their father is consuming all the things that's meant to make your sperm more vital.
but he is soooooo not trying to have a baby with kerry. that's ludacris.
i think, somehow, marcia and him have settled on having a baby together using a surrogate!!!!!!
that's it. that's my theory. kerry is a surrogate for logan and marcia because marcia wants an heir and logan thinks all his children are fucking dumb and he also thinks he is going to live forever.
and marcia must have asked for a whole bunch of things during those negotiations that we didn't see.....
what do you think? i think i might have lost my mind but remember, don't underestimate rich people.
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tom and shiv talk about their popsicle babies to roman, but are interrupted by gerri, who comes up to talk to them about the deal with gojo.
now, i'm confused. because it seems the whole plan was to keep the siblings in the dark about this, because logan and literally everyone knew they would oppose it. why would gerri tell them this, then? about gojo having investors come over to guarantee cash flow?
i couldn't tell you to save my life, but it seems so off considering the otherwise withholding attitude of the execs, logan and co.
a decoy?
part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6
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imma-potatoo · 3 years
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Alright i know you said Roman doesn't care too much about Logan's relationship with janus too much, but why exactly does he blackmail him? Just because he wants to make things easier for himself and maybe because he's a little jealous if their relationship? Or maybe he's also slightly scared of Logan leaving him all alone with Patton?
And do the other light sides ever find out about Logan's situation? How do they react to that? Are they mad at janus for hanging out with a dark side or do they try to help lo?
(also sorry for spamming your asks, i just really like this au)
For one thing, please spam my asks about this au. I love this thing, you will never ever bother me if you ask about them. Free free to send asks about anything, or even to say hi 💛
Anyway
Roman is fueled exclusively by petty. He doesn't care about Logan and Janus because it doesn't involve him. He's also extremely lazy, he hates doing anything, and expects things to just be handed to him because "he's royality. Royality don't work for anything," which is a poor philosophy because Patton and Logan refuse to let him have anything handed to him. Roman is entitled, as entitled as you can possibly imagine, that being said... Roman isn't stupid.
He views things in a very egocentric way, but he's not an idiot. What he sees when he finds out about the relationship is an opportunity to get what he wants
He wants his brother to suffer. He wants him to crumble. He wants Remus gone. Roman wants to be the centre of the show, and he wants to be Thomas's main, and only, creativity
And he sees this light side that Logan is infatuated with, as the path to do just that
The dark sides know better then anyone that relationships and personal connections, are important. A promise, a favor, or a simple "you owe me one" is practically a legal binding contract for the dark sides. So Logan having a direct connection to a light side of all people, is valuable.
Roman is also a little jealous of their relationship
Roman, among other things, is the dark side of romance. He's the side that would get possessive of their partner and guilt trip them if they tried to spend any time away from him, and the person who would verbally abuse their partner in public if they got his order wrong at a bar. He loves romance, but he practices it in a completely toxic and unhealthy way
And he doesn't understand how Judgement, a side who supposedly has no empathy or emotions, has a boyfriend but he doesn't. He thinks that he's the best bachelor in the mindscape, and anyone who disagrees with in is blind
He doesn't actually want Janus for himself mind you, he just wants the relationship aspect. He wants a boyfriend to pride round (pun intended) and show off, not to love.
That being said, Roman doesn't really understand the concept of love, the dark sides have been thought from the very start from Patton that love is weakness. So the very idea of loving another is ridiculous in concept for him, let alone loving another for something that doesn't benefit you. Roman wants love, but only the parts that benefit him, he doesn't care about the attachment, or happiness that the other person might have for him. To him, love is a strictly one-sided benefit, and the reward for the other is being around him
As for the others
Its iffy...
Virgil, who is the oldest of the lightsides, has personally met and interacted with every single one of the dark sides. He knows how they act and behave, and he knows how dangerous they are
He knows that Guilt is a manipulator, who would guilt-trip and abuse anyone who wouldn't comply with his demands.
He knows that Pride is temperamental, and throws aggressive fits when things don't go the way he wanted. Roman is also known for keeping his sword on him, and Roman has attacked people with the weapon if things didn't go his way
Virgil admittedly doesn't know much about Judgement. But he's not risking his entire family on his ignorance of a side. He knows that Dark Sides are a threat, a deadly threat, a threat that is temperamental, gas-lighting, and full of unknowns
Remus has a very strict set of values, "protect your family" is one of them.
Virgil makes damn sure that Remus and Janus know the dangers of the darksides, Remus took these to heart
Remus does however, feel a lot of empathy for his twin. Roman was screwed over, and now he hates Remus. Remus can't help but empathize with him. But under any circumstances, would he let the dark sides into their home.
When they find out about the relationship, they're furious at Janus for putting their entire half of the mindscape in danger, and attempt to keep them apart
Well..
That was until Virgil saw Judgement sneaking in one night
And he saw how happy Janus was to see Logan knock on the door
The last thing that Virgil ever wanted was to make Janus miserable. So even though he doesn't trust Logan, and he highly doubts he ever will, he can't bear to keep them apart
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bluboothalassophile · 6 years
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Hi Blu! Can i make a request where Raven makes one thing in the kitchen? It doesn't have to be anything super fancy or complicated. Not even cooked. Maybe like that tomato, mozzarella, and olive oil dish. But she makes it and she makes it right! And she wants to share it, and she adorably nervous and some of her teammates are wary, except Jason and Cyborg (and Damain if he's crushing her) who are more then happy to get her smile back (and Starfire with her iron stomachs). Thank you if you do!
Hello,
So, I finished my dinner when I saw your request, I hope you enjoy!
Cooking…
Raven stared at instructions, bit her lip and tapped herfoot as she stood at the counter and prayed to Azar above she didn’t start thefire alarm (that usually happened whenever she was in the vicinity of thekitchen).
This fine morning she was cooking because of two reasons.
One, Jason had been drilling it into her how to cook thisone thing, mostly so she stopped pestering him and Victor for it.
And two, Jason was here at the Tower, sleeping in her room,and she wanted to try to surprise him. Also, it wasn’t their apartment so ifshe burned it to the ground then she wasn’t in the dog house with herboyfriend. And with her cooking skills, she needed to consider that.
“I smell food!” she heard an annoying voice announce anddidn’t look up from her task as she nervously stood ready to snatch the waffleif she smelled smoke.
“I’m starved!” another voice joined.
“It smells most glorious!” another joined.
“YEEE!” she heard two boys cringe and the backlash of fearthrough her empathy which had her momentarily sparing them a glare as she nervouslytwitched about.
“Morning,” a comforting voice yawned as he walked in. Therewere heavy, calloused hands on her hips as he moved around her. “Doesn’t smelllike death,” he said.
“Yet,” she muttered.
“Dude Raven’s Cooking!” Gar shouted. “We’re going to die!”
“Smells good, and hands off my sister,” Victor boomed.
“Alright, alright, been dating her for years,” Jason sighedas he released her. “And Rae it’s ready.”
“Are you sure?” she questioned.
“Pull the damn waffle I’m starved,” Jason snapped.
“You might die from her cooking,” Dick and Tim stated, sheglared at them.
“She’s gotten better,” Jason and Victor argued in herdefense.
“Food!” Irey shouted as she, Jai, and Bart blasted in there,and there was no chance to second guess herself as she served up a breakfastthat didn’t smell like smoke and death.
“Gimme,” Jason said taking the plate unceremoniously as hepoured syrup on it.
“Dude it’s going to kill you!” Gar screeched.
“Can’t be that bad,” Damian offered.
“It is, it definitely is,” Gar argued. Dick and Tim noddedto this and Raven groaned. She hated cooking. She hated it.
She had been trying to do something nice for her boyfriendand friends and they just… blew it up.
“I don’t know these don’t taste poisoned, taste pretty goodRae,” Jason announced.
“You’re her fake boyfriend, of course you’d side with her,”Garfield snapped. And that was another stab to her pride as she turned a glareon Gar.
She and Jason had been ousted almost a year ago, and itseemed difficult for people outside of Jason’s family and Victor, to wrap theirheads around the fact that she was dating Jason. Especially with GarfieldLogan. She didn’t know why it was so hard for people; people she thought wereher friends, to see that she and Jason were dating. What did they have to do?Have sex on the kitchen counter?
“Whoever said I was her fake boyfriend?” Jason growled lowlyand menacingly.
“Cool it,” Victor warned. “And I’ll take a plate of demwaffles,” Victor smiled broadly at her.
“Uh-huh,” she nodded. Biting her lip in concentration at notburning the next waffles as Jason ate.
“How is she even permitted in the kitchen?” Tim whispered.
“Because she’s not about to poison us,” Kori announced. “Iwould like the waffle too, friend Raven!”
“If Todd’s eating it it cannot be that bad,” Damian deduced unhelpfully,which had Raven wanting to take a skillet to that kid’s head again.
“Jason has a cast iron stomach,” Dick argued.
“I do not!” Jason protested.
“Do too,” Tim and Dick countered.
“I sent him to the ER, twice,” Raven said helpfully.
“See!” Jason shouted.
“Dude, once was because of a nail gun, I was there.” Vicsighed.
“No, the first two times were her cooking, the third timewas the nail gun.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, so I don’t have a cast iron stomach,” Jason announcedtriumphantly.
“That’s not something to be proud of,” Gar said.
“WhocaresI’mstarved!” Irey announced and Raven blinked asthe next plate of waffles was stolen.
“Stupid West,” Damian muttered.
“Another, love,” Jason held up his plate.
“Can you take over?” she pleaded.
“You’re doing fine,” he shrugged.
“I hate you,” she decided.
“You need to know how to cook,” he countered.
“Can’t I just go to Vic’s?” Raven demanded.
“You’re always welcome, sis, but I agree with him, you needto know how to cook.”
“Why?”
“Because what if I die or something, you’ll starve to death,”Jason said absently.
“You’re not dying on me or I’ll kick your ass all the way tohell and back before resurrecting you again to send you back to hell myself,”she growled the threat with the spatula threateningly shoved at his nose.
“You still need to know how to cook,” Jason shrugged as hemoved her threat aside.
“I hate you sometimes,” she sighed.
“Only sometimes, damn, I’ll have to work on that,” hesnickered. She glared at him.
“At least they’re good waffles,” Vic supplied.
“You guys are messing with us right? Raven can’t cook!” Garshouted and she bit her lip in nerves as she looked at the waffle iron again.
“You’re doing fine, Rae,” Jason said firmly.
“I hate cooking,” she muttered.
“Well, the place hasn’t burned down, so you’re fine. Also hehasn’t dropped dead.” Victor jabbed his thumb at Jason.
“I’m not dropping dead from eating my girlfriend’s cooking,and you ate it too so no bitching.
“I don’t have a stomach.”
“How the fuck does that work?”
“You don’t wanna know,” Victor said solemnly.
“Dudes, Raven Is Cooking!” Garfield shouted again.
“We know,” Jason and Victor deadpanned. “And if you shout itagain I’ll shoot you, greenling.”
“Don’t shoot my best friend!”
“You need better friends.”
“You too! You’re friends with Arsenal!”
“At least Roy’s badass and not annoying.”
“He’s a geek of geeks.”
“Mad scientist.”
“GEEK!”
“Jason’s a book nerd,” Raven supplied.
“We figured, it’s why you two get on so well,” Rose saidwalking in with a yawn.
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