#with Starsky as Romeo and Hutch as...Julian??

[theparadoxmachine]

So you're telling me that Hutch calls Starsky Gordo all of once and it shows up in every other fanfic but twice calls him the name of a dashing hero from a romantic Scottish ballad who crashes his beloved's wedding to a terrible fiance and steals her away so they can ride off into the sunset on his noble steed and no one's doing anything with that? Do I have to do everything myself?

#starsky and hutch #I'm sure someone has done something with this #sadly a massive amount of fanfic has been lost #but i still feel like there should be more exploring this Lochinvar thing #admittedly i had to google it #but seriously hutch calls him that twice #once in foxy lady which was appropriate #and once i think in the heavyweight? #hutch using early 19th century scottish poetry to hint to Starsky he wants him to sweep him off his feet #so they can ride off into the sunset together is so on brand for hutch #one day Starsky's gonna be like who the hell is lochinvar #and huggy's just gonna hand him a book #by season 4 hutch has escalated to Shakespeare #using references he knows starsky doesn't know for maximum plausible deniability #oh hutch #you gotta use references he understands #if i could draw I'd recreate the balcony scene from r&j #with Starsky as Romeo and Hutch as...Julian?? #Hutch in a flowing white poet shirt #Starsky all dashing in a tunic and tights with a sword #i bet hutch has dreamed of that #but all this would require Hutch admitting that the torino is Starsky's noble steed #and we can't have that can we