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#writing this was such fun i read your character list and was like WAHHH >< such good choices......
zukoromantic · 4 months
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HAPPY BELATED CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO @smarter-than-the-smarties !!!!!
I know i'm not exactly early, but I'm your secret santa for @duckblrsecretsanta2023 ! :D I hope you're having lovely holidays! ^^🩵
I love your taste in characters and decided to write a small Agent 22 mission fic where she chases down a certain scientist! I hope you enjoy it! It reminded me how much fun these characters are, so I for one was happy to work on it <3
(thanks to @ai-higurashi who beta read!)
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Agent 22 looked at the city in front of her. Everything seemed normal. Busy, naturally for a city of this size, but normal.
SHUSH had gotten information that Black Heron had made her way to Paris. And of course Bentina had been the one immediately sent to follow. She had had several encounters with the woman. A scientist with a bigger sense for drama than could be found on any stage in the world. Which was the only reason she qualified as a threat at all.
Currently, 22 was seated in a news helicopter surveilling the city, along with a SHUSH coordinator and a pilot.
”She will undoubtedly try pulling a stunt at one of the landmarks. We should keep an eye on the city from the sky.”
Additionally, she had suggested the design of a news helicopter to keep a low profile. Sure, it was bigger than they would usually be, but it was more convenient to have some space.
Technically, the mission coordinator should have had a word in the planning, but Bentina usually took charge on most parts of a mission.
It was one of the reasons people weren’t exactly keen on working with her.
That didn’t matter to her though. Her focus was on the mission at hand at all times. It was only natural she would make sure everything went as smoothly as possible.
At least the coordinator was the one keeping in touch right now with SHUSH headquarters.
“22, we got word. Black Heron has been sighted on the Eiffel Tower.”
“Of course she has." The Eiffel Tower had been her number one guess. It was not just the most famous but also the tallest one of the sights in the city. Plenty of attention.
“What is it that she’s doing?”
“They don't know yet. She seems to be armed, highest platform, everyone is making their way down as we speak. We will land right now as close as we can and get up the tower.”
“We don’t have time for that. Get me as close to the tower as you can.”
“22, that -”
“Got it.” Before the coordinator could finish his objection, the pilot had already set course. Much to her colleague’s dismay. “We are going to attract plenty of unwanted attention! Besides, this is far too unsafe.”
Beakley didn’t so much as spare him a glance. “It’s either us or her. If we find time to land and get to the top of a structure that’s about a thousand feet tall, it will be too late. Send support now to assist with the arrest, I am getting to her now.”
While talking, she got up from her seat and grabbed some of her tools that she had stored away in a box.
One of them, a rope gun. Beakley positioned herself in front of one of the doors as they hovered down and closer to the landmark.
She couldn't see Heron from their position. She was most likely at the other side of the platform and had other things to do than paying attention to the helicopter.
“Can’t get closer than that!”, shouted the pilot from the front.
Beakley took a breath. It wasn’t her first time doing this, but she had to focus.
Steady aim.
Focus.
Shoot.
A rope dashed out of the gun straight to the top of the tower.
Hit.
It was a SHUSH special gadget. The tip functioned like a simple suction cup but about eighteen times more effectively. She would need it if she were to slide down on this rope.
Quickly, she fixed her end of the rope in the helicopter and snapped the handle into place before holding onto it tightly. Thank goodness she had done this a hundred times.
The last thing she heard before daring the final step was her coordinator instructing her to not be too reckless. As if she of all people needed a reminder.
A jump and her feet lost solid ground. With a high but still controlled speed, she soared through the air towards the tower. Heron still wasn’t in sight. The woman must be very occupied so as not to notice her arrival.
Better for her.
She prepared to jump off at the right moment. She needed to be careful not to crash into the -
Now!
22 let her hands loosen the grip and she fell into the space between the fence and the wall; landing in a way to deal as little damage as possible to her own body.
The loud thump she landed with felt appropriate however, as it wasn’t exactly like falling into pillows.
But she had learned not to dwell on any pain. She had obtained no injuries, so she could proceed undeterred.
With the sound however, she suspected that Heron must have noticed her at last.
“What kind of reporter are y-” an unmistakable voice yelled from her right in the square pathway, allowing Beakley to face the correct direction.
A woman in a short reddish dress - covered by a black cloak for once - and a long pointy beak showed up at the corner. Her eyes darted between the rope contraption and the agent in front of her for a moment.
“22?! Is there anywhere you won’t follow me?” Despite the surprise in her voice, Black Heron was also obviously displeased.
22 didn’t bother replying. “Whatever it is you’re doing, surrender now and SHUSH will consider a lighter sentence for your crimes.”
Heron’s expression shifted to annoyance.
“Always so to the point. You’re not even curious what my plan is? I go through all this effort and you expect me to surrender without even revealing anything?”
Beakley didn’t allow herself to be irritated by this madwoman. She didn't know if Heron had set up a timer of sorts earlier for a bomb or any other dangerous device. So she needed to hurry. However, if the scientist was so keen on sharing information, it might be faster to get a quick information from the woman herself.
“Did you plant a bomb up here?”
“A bomb? Don’t be silly, where’s the fun in that? I’m not that kind of terrorist! That’s far too impersonal.”
Apparently, Beakley wouldn’t get much information this way after all. It would be faster if she made her talk.
She dashed forwards towards the woman - only to halt in her movements when she pulled something from her dress.
“Nuh-uh, 22! What’s the rush with you?”
It wasn’t the first time Beakley had a gun pointed at her. But this one looked odd. It seemed too large to be carrying regular bullets. She had no idea what it could possibly fire. Which, unfortunately, meant that she had no idea if she could dodge whatever might be fired at her.
She scanned the environment and considered her options. The gap between the two women wasn’t large but enough to give Heron time to shoot if Beakley were to attack her.
For now she would let Heron monologue about her plan and then when she was a bit more distracted disarm her.
“I took a lot of time to prepare this, you know? I managed to build devices small enough to bring up here undiscovered that will release the biggest firework you have ever seen!” Her eyes lit up. “They’ll display my name and face for everyone to see!” She followed up with her signature maniacal laugh.
Beakley ignored the urge to call Heron out on her ridiculous plan and used the opportunity. It was good she could count on the scientist to ramble herself into losing focus.
In the blink of an eye, 22 did a roll on the floor to Heron’s left side.
Heron’s gun went off. But Beakley didn't feel herself getting harmed, so she remained on task.
While getting up, close enough to Heron, she kicked the woman in the legs, “OWch, can you -”, before she slapped the gun out of her hands.
“How dare you interrupt me when I’m making a speech?!”
Beakley quickly grabbed her opponent’s arm, but simultaneously checked to see what she had fired at her and if it was still dangerous. It was something shaped like a little rocket with smoke coming out of it. It was probably to leave people unconscious. She had never seen this weapon on Heron’s hands before and for a moment she wondered what else she managed to come up with since the last time she saw her.
This was her mistake.
Heron used the moment to slip out of the agent’s grip and run the other way.
Beakley cursed herself for it and gave chase.
“Stop this, Heron! You’re obsessed!”
Heron obviously did not have a lot of room for talking, being the one followed. But she could never resist a conversation, Beakley had found.
“I’m the obsessed one?! You’re the one chasing me across borders! In fact, I must be a pretty big deal for you to always get so worked up about me.”
She slid onto the ground, arriving at one of two boxes she had fixed to the ground. Before she was able to fumble with it, Beakley caught up to her.
She tackled the scientist, making sure her hands were far from the contraption. These must be bearing the fireworks she had talked about. Being so close, she took note of something metal wrapped around the woman’s torso. Another weapon? Whatever it was, she would make sure it would do her no good.
“Obsessed? Your attention stunts are a nuisance at best. I'm just the one cleaning up your messes.”
She couldn’t believe a woman like her was accusing an agent like herself of being obsessed. Far from it. This scientist with way too much free time on her hands was proving to be more annoying than Beakley would like to admit.
“My attention stunts? You got up here in a helicopter!”
“What other choice do you leave me?!”
Beakley was getting sick of this woman. She didn’t have time for this.
She pushed her, pinning her wrists to the ground. Help was on the way, but she would have Heron arrested before that.
And yet, to her surprise, she was met with a smile.
“Oh, pretty forward, aren’t we, 22?”
If Beakley had had to describe her tone, it would have been - flirty? That couldn’t be.
“What are you talking about?”
The smirk didn’t fade. “If you wanted me like this, all you needed to do was ask. I suppose, this is the city of love after all…”
Beakley wanted to loosen her grip, but she couldn’t. She wouldn’t let herself get distracted. This was just Heron’s way of attempting to throw her off.
“The only place I want you is behind bars. You are nothing but my assignment!”
Bentina held her stern gaze against the sudden fire in the scientist’s eyes.
“Oh, come on! Aren’t you having at least a little bit of fun? You chose this life the same way I did. Don’t you feel the tension?”
It was a trick. Beakley wouldn’t respond.
“Tracking down the enemy, trying to catch them, just barely having them escape, only for your paths to cross again next time?”
Now that made her take offense.
“I am NOT letting you escape.” To prove her point, her grip tightened.
Heron lifted her head slightly, looking even deeper into the agent’s eyes.
“Don’t be so sure, ma chérie.”
With these words, she took a breath and hit her elbow against her dress pocket, smashing something inside.
Before Beakley could realize what was happening, smoke started to rise from where she had aimed the hit. The same concept as the rocket.
As quickly as she could, Bentina also took a breath and held it. But it was a bit too late. She had to cough and let go of the woman underneath her to cover her face with her arm.
Naturally, this allowed the scientist to wriggle her way out of the position.
Beakley tried to grab her, but everything happened so fast, it was no use.
She heard something explode.
“I’ll see you next time, 22!”
The next thing she saw was Heron standing at the safety fence, having damaged the metal enough to break her way through it.
She had dropped her cloak and jumped off the platform.
Bentina stumbled towards the hole in the fence to discover that Heron had leapt and - taken flight. A pair of metal wings on her back allowed her to soar away safely.
She formed a fist and punched the still intact part of the fence. She had been so close.
Next time, she would get her.
She remembered what Heron had said about chasing the enemy. What would be fun about needing to take care of such a frustrating person’s messes?
She’d put an end to her. For SHUSH’s and everyone else’s sake.
I suppose this is the city of love after all…
The villain’s words echoed in her head. Maybe it was a bit for her own sake as well. And maybe this one time she would consider not including every part of a conversation in her misison report.
Maybe even she could make an exception once in a while.
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I don't know if it counts as light angst, but it was what i was originally going for, Beakley is so bitter...! <3 Once again, hopefully you enjoyed it either way!
Happy holidays 🎉✨
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off-the-heezys · 2 years
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Howdy, Howdy Duderino!! Hope you're having a snazztastic day! >:D I'm sure you've been asked this before, but who's your favorite side character in camp camp? Any particular reason why? 🤔 Although they ALL get their own amounts of screentime, i'd say our mains would be Max, Nikki, Neil and David (Gwen cutting it real close as well) wouldn't ya say? Or do you have other thoughts on that as well? Anyways, I'll leave this askbox hoping you're having the gosh dittily darn most frickity frackin' tick tack attackin' smiggity smackin' best day ever 😌✨
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THIS ONE 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 I LOVE JASPER he’s my little scrimblo and scrunkle I am him and he is me. The amount of times I’ve gotten so emotional over this little boy is crazy, I’ve made a couple posts about him and how sad his whole this actually is. Also his whole aesthetic.. he is the most character ever
Also I have like several others if you want to read about that!
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This guy………….. I headcanon him to hell and back and I love him I project onto him so much it’s not even funny. he’s just a guy. I can’t remember if anyone has asked me for a list of headcanons from him yet but wahhh
The pikeman in my brain is so different than canon pikeman I could fr run away w him and call him an OC
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if you asked me who my favorite camper was it would be space kid he’s so silly and just has a special interest and I call him AJ bc it’s short for Armstrong Jr and just LOOK AT HIM he’s so sweet and friendly
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tiky if you’re reading this, this one’s for you bestie
Harrison is the main character in one of my AUs but also I just love his character concept a lot. Also his voice is super cool and so is his voice actor. Guys he’s just a tall, awkward kid who loves to do magic tricks
I also can’t remember if anyone has asked me for a list of headcanons for him
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I hate him but he unfortunately takes up a big chunk of my brain. He’s such a fun character to write in AUs and i love imagining him as a silly goofy cartoon villain but also a man with deep religious trauma that spiraled into insanity UHG good stuff
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heavy breathing i love this man to bits and pieces again i’ve overloaded him with headcanons to the point where i can run off w him and call him my own OC
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this ones just my wife i love her so much i would give the world to her
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cyancherub · 2 years
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hello i just read bitchcraft and i...(??!!!??!?? the monsterfucking was immaculate holy shit you wrote it so WELL omfg.... wow... shaking rn.... pussy throbbing body trembling straight up on cloud 9 rn. wow
i also read your dirtbag stepbro bakugou fic and i have 2 say... i love how you write them fucking multiple times in your fic. Like. hehehehehe the abundance of cum? wow. sheesh. I dont see a lot of writers doingthat and its honestly tragic. if it was a kink with its own tag i wouldve kept sooo many tabs on it. im rambling so much about this ik but its so important to me like 😭 it's so satisfying? getting stuffed full of cum and then some just for good measure, and it's WRITTEN! no timeskip no simplified "and let's just say, you didn't sleep all night"ies you write them actually having multiple rounds. AND THAT'S SO IMPORTANT LKE wow. Wow HITS DIFFERENT
also you have such immaculate tastes in shows/series. idk if you read them personally but the series you listed in your collab (zombie loan, some other series i forgot bc i have bad memory) ARE SO UNHEARD OF????? lawd id kill a man for a zombie loan smut fic 😩 it's so hot
Anyway that is all thank u !!! hope u have a good day
HELLO ! ! ! ! AHHHH !!!!! thank u so much for this ;v; ive been going through a bit of a slump lately and this makes me feel so ;_____; <333333
BITCHCRAFT WAS SO MUCH FUN !!!! it was the first little venture into monsterfucking i ever wrote but it kind of sparked a little love for monsters within me KASDJADSK because u can just do.... SO MUCH with monsterfucking !!!!
AND OMGGGGG i am so happy to hear u say this about the stepbro fic.... sometimes im writing it and im wondering if ppl will be like GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY !!! but i just have SO MUCH PORN i want to write for these characters LADSKALKSD so i always end up writing multiple rounds that are so drawn out LMAOO i love it and IM GLAD U FIND IT VERY SATISFYING !!!! THANK U !!! ;v;
EEEE for the collab i actually HAVE NOT seen zombie loan KASALDLKJ help me but i put a ton of shows on my watchlist that i'd never heard of but ppl are writing for the collab !! but i'm so glad someone is writing that for u !!! ehehe
WAHHH I HOPE U HAVE A GOOD DAY AS WELL THANK U SO MUCH FOR THIS it was so nice to log in to,,,, SNIFFLES
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