#y’all are not ready for the solmare verse I have in the back burner of my brain trust me

[meowtheninjas]

Oh my god. Hi. Get ready for a random ass rant that you absolutely didn't ask for, but trust it'll end with my question.

Okay so I had a sudden derailing during one of my thoughts and this time around it started with Zeus, Mammon and Jean forming a sort of RnB group, bc I also decided I hc Jean being able to sing and thus being able to make a crazy RnB album. As in Usher level,,, phew!

Anyway, that lead me to thinking abt Leo and if he's a poc or not bc I was wondering how the human body regulates tanning, bc let's be real a white person doesn't tan that dark without artificial means.

And then I remembered Surt, the fact you said in one of your stories The Niflheim and WH are *both* canon, annd the fact that Surt is likely the inspiration if not an indirect reference to Vulcanox, the wolf that Zeus has a tendency to summon (and that I hc to become Aidma's familiar so they raise it together, but I digress).

SO I was WONDERING, how would you have interpreted that link from Surt to Vulcanox?

Ok so I was going answer this yesterday but u made my thoughts derail too so uhhh here’s ur answer:

Honestly I think it would be funnier to imagine that one day surt just got summoned by a blue gumball son of a bitch and was suddenly called vulcanox.

Obviously this would probs distraught Leo and surt is left up there thinking:

So when surt continues to get summoned, Leo’s like, “u know what when u get up there, FUCK SHIT UP IDGAF—”

I also think it would be even FUNNIER if suddenly one day surt gets treated as a puppy instead of a god of war by Aidma the next time he gets summoned and surt comes back to Leo like, “hey check out this sweet souvenir—” and obviously Leo respects that cuz who wouldn’t.

In conclusion, congrats Leo is now aidma’s brother in law or something—

#Zeus is still being called blue gumball son of a bitch by Leo till this day #of course I support the vulcanox = surt parallels #kat’s ramblings #asks #wizardess heart #the niflheim #also let’s not ignore the RnB trio THAT IS SOCFUNNY LMAOOOAHAJ #y’all are not ready for the solmare verse I have in the back burner of my brain trust me