#yes its a boderline sugar daddy thing

[4uru]

Matthew: i want to make out with somebody.

James:.... Give me 20 pounds and i'll consider it.

Matthew: you really think im that desperate?

James: yes.

Matthew: Your right, i am, heres 100 pounds. Give me 5 make out sessions.

James: 3

Matthew: 3 and a hickey

James: done

Matthew: done

Thomas:...WTF????

#this one was marinating for a while #inception of a crack fic mayhaps #yes its a boderline sugar daddy thing #thats the crack part baby #matthew paying for jordelia dates by paying james to make out wjth him #heronfairstairs #ig #auru's incorrect tlh quotes