#yifan is so goddamn hot

[slayergroupie0128]

I just want to thank @marshmallow-phd and @xiumin-on-this-shit for making alpha!Kris my favorite. I cannot get enough of him. He's seriously just wrecked all my other EXO biases, and I'm not even mad because HAVE YOU SEEN HIS FACE?!?!?! lol.

#yifan is so goddamn hot #alpha kris ftw #absolute and utter bias wrecker #lowkey wanna marry him #brb gotta go watch rap of china now

[emeraldbabygirl]

OKAY OKAY SO- It was like old times and he was this warrior prince that was my hubby and he was so scary and he was wearing white and he was so much bigger than me and he kept scolding me? (Whenever I dream of Yifan he's always scolding me like a motherfucker for some reason) and I was massaging his shoulders because big hubby works so hard? YEAH BUT he was SOOOO scary I was on the verge of pissing my pants because ugh he was so intimidating and I had fucked shit up but he didn't know because he had just returned from fucking kILLING someone with his big ass sword 😭 like his white clothes were stained with blood all the way around and it was dripping off his hands omg and I obviously couldn't tell him that I fucked up because rip my ass but then on top of that I had masturbated because my core was pulsing for some reason (probably partially bc he was lowkey so HOT) and I had also fucked my ass with my barbie's leg 😭 while he was gone bc I was so needy for him and it was the violation of one of his biggest rules oMG and he called me over to help hubby clean up in his deep ass voice and then I poured water on his hands and checked him for injuries and he scolded me again for saying something then he helped me up and I was shaking in my panties like literally because I was terrified someone was gonna tell on me for touching myself or that fuck up that I couldn't even remember hELP I WOKE UP SOBBING BC I NEED THAT IRL I NEED YIFAN I LOVE HIM SO MUCH PLS GOD 😭

He looked a bit like this but with shorter hair I think

UMMMM

OK BUT YES THE DRESS IN HISTORICAL DRAMAS AND SHIT IS SO FUCKING SEXY UGH GODDAMN AND A SWORD UGH YES YES YES AND YES YES. Wow, I’d cry it I had a dream like that phew 🥵🥵🥵

Like fuck me gently but with a sword instead of a chainsaw uwu

#asks #my 5’11 babie