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They gonna have to hide Yolanda like they did that white bitch that lied on Emmett Till
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blackculturenews · 21 days
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Yolanda Saldívar, Selena Quintanilla's Killer, Up for Parole in 2025
Saldivar is currently serving a life imprisonment sentence and is eligible for parole on March 30, 2025
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puterboy1 · 3 months
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Basically Luke and Percy at the end of Episode 8.
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claymorexpunisher · 3 months
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Yolanda Saldívar is getting released on March 30th of next year??
Her getting popped on the same day that she murdered our Queen Selena would be poetic justice.
And on my 30th birthday too?? Please.
🙏🏻
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nancylou444 · 3 months
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Oh that's why she's telling "her side".
She's up for parole next year.
Puta needs to rot in a cell. Or die in that cell.
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autism-swagger · 4 months
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Where do you even get a Yolanda piñata 😭
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onesapphireeye · 1 year
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dragon rider
You'd be lying if you said you weren't a massive fan of the rock group, The Valyrians. In fact, you did lie on your job application. Now, in your new position, you were their loyal servant in every sense of the word. Nonetheless, when their belongings start to vanish, Aemond begins to imagine you're the culprit and has finally caught you in the act.
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modernband!aemond x reader.
warnings: NSFW. Not for minors. fingers in a v. use of she/her for reader. some cussing. bisexual reader. reader is a kleptomaniac.
nori says: i love you guys and i love that you loved my band au edit!!! this is not beta read. xoxo
word count: 1,670~
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"You've really got to be joking." Rhaena's angelic voice cut through the air, and you looked from your feet to the pile of odds and ends gathered around your backpack. "Stealing is one thing, but the things you chose are plain weird."
"Stealing is wrong, no matter what you take," Helaena chided from the doorway. "I understand wanting trinkets, but please stop."
"She can't stop. Look at all this shit—you're a fucking pervert." Baela muttered. You couldn't find a way to disagree. 
Your backpack was stuffed with an eclectic mix of their most personal possessions. It started with an innocent intention—to return Hel's ladybug scrunchie that you'd seen her leave behind in the dressing room five cities ago.
But then, you saw Rhae's lip gloss laying on a counter and couldn't resist taking it. You remembered watching her apply it, in that slow sexy way where not a spot on her lips wasn't shiny, and went back to the hotel and practically made out with the wand.
Baela's favorite bra had been the riskiest thing until today, your heart beat rapidly every time you heard her complain to the stylist about how it had come up missing. You liked to wear it as you finger fucked yourself, imagining her arms were the ones wrapped around you.
There were other things too.
Thank you cards meant for other fans, a pair of socks, earrings from all of them, Baela's gua sha roller, Helaena's set of butterfly hair clips, Rhaena's colored pencils and a sketch pad... Even a used compostable coffee cup.
You had collected so much from the girls. You didn't want to forget how special they had made you feel when this job was over. They had been so, so good to you, including you in everything, making you feel less like a lackey and more like one of them. You had gone above and beyond being just an admirer, you were obsessed. You wanted that feeling to last forever.
"We don't have time for this!" Baela shouted, "I want everything that you took back and you better be cool about it. I don't want any Yolanda Saldívar shit happening."
"Baela!" The other two girls tried to reign in their drummer, but she was adamant.
"No, don't Baela me! Clearly she's insane and out of line." You watched the girls' feet walk out of the room and winced when the door slammed behind them. Thankfully, they took it better than you expected and, most importantly, you hadn’t been fired yet.
You were about to go for your backpack when you noticed Aemond was still in the room. He snagged it up and began to rifle through your treasures. Your eyes finally lifted from the ground and you frowned at him. You sighed in annoyance when he pulled out the pair of underwear you had managed to get from Rhaena today. He gave a quizzical raise of an eyebrow and a smirk etched onto his lips, but he didn't seem to be judging you and that made the hair on the back of your neck raise in a pleasant way.
"What did you take of mine?" Aemond spoke for the first time since he had called the girls in here after catching you zipping up your back pack. You had seen him watching you for the last few days, but the thrill of taking something new outweighed your sense of self preservation.
In truth, you hadn't taken anything of Aemond's. He had been your reason for applying for this job in the first place, but you came to realize that his blasé blah stage persona was real. In the beginning of the tour, he had been... well you couldn't quite say warm, but he had been warmer toward you. Now, he was all stares and silence.
His eyes seemed to be constantly on you, he'd linger around and watch, but you did whatever you could to try to put him in awkward circumstances. Like bending over for too long and then glancing over to see if he was peeking up your skirt. The answer was always yes, but he never looked embarrassed when caught.
"Why would I take anything of yours?" You gave him a smile that was all teeth and more of a snarl. You had long ago dropped the shy girl act you put on for the others. He wasn't nice to you, so fuck him.
"Do you think I'd want to remember you, Aemond?" You heard him suck his teeth and watched as he dropped the backpack to step closer to you.  He was so tall, looming over you, but you didn't back down. Instead, you matched his gaze with your own heated intensity. "Or are you just upset I don't get aroused by the thought of you?"
His eyes glowed with something that made you think you misread his previous intentions. Maybe he hadn't been acting nonchalant? Maybe he genuinely wanted you?
You decided to test your theory.
"Poor little neglected, Aemond. Upset the crazy girl didn't take anything from him?"
He grabbed your lower face with one of his large hands, the studded rings on his fingers were warm and pressed into your skin ever so slightly. "There's nothing little about me, Sweetheart."
Aemond's thumb came to trace your bottom lip and you bit it playfully. His eyes watched in fascination as you sucked it into your mouth. "Your mouth is as naughty as your thoughts, huh?" he said as he pushed it deeper, so that all you could do was moan in response.
He pulled his finger from your mouth, only to lean down and replace it with his tongue. Your body reacted to the sensation with a moan of pleasure. His hands moved to your hair, gently pulling it as he kissed you.
You both stumbled backwards until your back hit a wall. He continued to kiss you hungrily, as if he couldn't get enough of you. You opened your eyes to find him watching you intently, and let out a small groan.
Aemond finally broke away from the kiss and looked at you with burning desire in his eyes. "Do you want to remember me?" he asked hoarsely. Without waiting for a response, he hurriedly tugged at his shirt until it was off and tossed away across the room. You gasped at the sight of his bare chest, admiring the hard planes and curves of muscle beneath the smooth skin.
His hands came up to cup your face, and he stared deeply into your eyes before leaning down to press feather-light kisses along your jawline and neck. Your breathing was so loud that it filled the entire room as electricity seemed to travel through every nerve ending in your body. He grabbed one of your wrists and pinned it above your head as one of his legs came between yours trapping you against the wall.
"Say yes," he murmured huskily against your ear before pulling away just enough to look into your eyes again.
"Yes," you nodded vigorously, feeling yourself grow more lost in him with each passing second. "I want to remember you."
He spun you around in a swift and graceful motion, taking you by surprise. Only then did you notice that Aemond had backed you up to the large mirror wall in the dressing room; and you found yourself staring into your own reflection.
You could feel his breath on the back of your neck and it sent a shiver through your body. His hands moved up and down your torso as he held you tight in his embrace, and his lips found the nape of your neck and kissed it lightly.
He started to move his attention lower, squeezing and caressing your hips and ass. You felt your body responding to his touch, and you found yourself pushing back against him as he continued to explore.
There was a mounting pressure between your legs, as Aemond's fingers pulled the bottom hem of your mini skirt up and moved your underwear to the side. He brushed against your clitoris, eliciting another moan from your lips. His other hand massaged your inner thighs, and you could feel yourself getting wet.
He leaned in closer to whisper, his voice low and full of desire. "Yeah, I'll give you a reason to want to remember me." The words sent excitement coursing through your body and you pushed back against him harder, wanting more.
He seemed to understand what you wanted, as he alternated between soft caresses and firmer strokes around your clitoris, teasing it until it was hard and swollen with desire. You were so close now that you could feel your legs trembling as he continued to stroke you nearer to the edge.
The sensations were overwhelming, yet still not enough.
"Aemond," You whimpered out his name. He moved further down and began rhythmically rubbing around your entrance before slipping a finger inside of you.
When you were slick and ready, Aemond added another finger and then another, stretching you wide open as he pumped his hand into your sensitive flesh. You felt yourself beginning to spiral out of control as he moved his fingers in and out of you faster and faster.
You could feel the pleasure radiating throughout your body with every thrust, and you could see your fucked out reflection in the mirror.
Finally, you reached the peak of satisfaction and let out a loud gasp as an intense wave of euphoria swept through you. Your eyes closed in ecstasy. Your body throbbed and your head spun as Aemond continued toying with you until you were completely spent.
As he pulled his fingers out of you, you felt yourself melt against him, exhausted and in awe of the experience you had just shared. You opened your eyes to see him looking at you through the mirror with a satisfied smirk. He gave you a quick kiss on the forehead and stepped back.
"You're fired."
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sbrown82 · 8 months
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Wow! I almost threw up in my mouth. This woman has a lot of nerve!
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gshsjdkdoid · 4 months
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WHO GAVE YOLANDA SALDÍVAR A FUCKING DOCUMENTARY TO "Set her story straight" THE ONLY THING STRAIGHT IS GONNA BE THE METAL POLE I'M GONNA STICK UP YOUR URETHRA
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crttvset · 1 month
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i genuinely hope yolanda saldívar never knows peace for the rest of her life
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The way black people will hold a grudge for people that have nothing to do with us we just fuck with them is wild.
At this point the hatred for stingrays and the bitch who killed Selena gotta be generational.
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rcedge · 3 months
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latinas can i be among your noble ranks when you group murder yolanda saldívar
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filmaticbby · 3 months
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they need to make a yolanda saldívar/selena american crime story PLEASE RYAN MURPHYYYYYYYYYY
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joonie7007 · 27 days
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I just watched perfect blue.. I loved it and I wish I could have pet fishes but..I feel like I won’t be able to take good care of them..nor do I know what stuff they need like the size tanks or so…
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Also this is why from well..for me literally the manager pulled yolanda saldívar idc idc this is why mfs should be careful..ESPECIALLY WITH THEIR MANAGERS
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nothing0fnothing · 4 months
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Lmao you blocked my OG account that's hilarious thanks for the laugh. Did the big scary narcissist scare you away with his "narcissistic abuse" or something? Oh yeah, my eyes will turn BLACK when I'm in an EVIL narc rage 😈 But anyway, narcissism = NPD. You can't be a narcissist without NPD. Narcissistic abuse isn't real. I guess if it is, then egotypical abuse is also real.
No I just said I'd block narcissists coming to my account for supply and followed through.
It's really weird you're so obsessed with me you've used 3 accounts to get my attention though. Is this like, a Yolanda Saldívar situation? Am I your new favourite person or something?
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nancylou444 · 3 months
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I know, right? Heck I wish instead of having Sel come and meet with her and shot her that she shot herself in that room. Fat ugly piece of crap. Glad I didn't watch it. Also the cops were stupid. In fact, they should've fired away instead of telling her not to do it. Thanks a lot, cops! Losers.
And you rock dudette! F Yolanda Jerkador. (I call her that.) Hope she chokes on a bone.
Selena should have insisted that puta come to HER with many people around. But she was too trusting.
Yeah I'm not watching that shit.
Bitch needs to be dead not cashing in on HER FUCKING CRIME!!!
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