#zero is having a bi crisis /j

[bottlesofclouds]

take my shitpost (based on a conversation with a friend!)

eclipsetale by @ skumhuu

#utmv #undertale au #eclipsetale #eclipsetale sun #swapdream #eclipsetale zero #cross sans #killer sans #eclipsetale silver #dressing them up like barbies /j #sanscest #since it's implied.... #zero is having a bi crisis /j #(it's more of his loyalty to sun conflicting with his desire to stay with moon & co.) #cherruart

[lazaefair]

Tag meme

Rules - copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in your own. when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person that tagged you….most importantly, have fun!

Tagged by @greymichaela. Thanks, friend! a / age - 29 (but I’ve been in a quarter-life crisis since I was 20, so…) b / biggest fear - Biggest reasonable fear: public humiliation. Biggest unreasonable fear: being murdered by a serial killer. c / current time - 11:17AM CST d / drink you had last - Water, but that doesn’t count as a drink, surely? I’m going with hot chocolate. With snowman marshmallows. e / everyday starts with - Getting up and trying to peel my eyelids up over my eyeballs without scraping the hell out of my corneas. f / favourite song - Ghostwriter, by RJD2. A bit of instrumental electronic funkiness that will stay in my brain until I die. Runner up: Destiny, by Zero 7. g/ ghosts are real? - Almost certainly not. If there is a supernatural - or at least something that operates outside of this particular universe that may interact with us inside it - it probably does not resemble, and is not literally, the specifically defined figures from human-created folk tales and religions. h / hometown - Define ‘home.’ (I’ve moved around just enough that my origin story features a lot of locations.) i / in love with - No one. Maybe no one ever? j / jealous of - People who either don’t have or can overcome their executive dysfunction. k / killed someone - No one yet. But I know I can rely on @em2mb to help me hide the bodies. l / last time you cried - Monday evening. m / middle name - What is this, an identity theft scam? I’ve probably already given out too much information already. n / number of siblings - 1 sister. Hi, @arbitrarygreay! Our common interests have diverged almost entirely, but we can still bond over hotties in tap dance heels. o / one wish - That every single gun and weapon ever manufactured by the human species be raptured up into the ether all at once. Good riddance. p / person you last called/texted - my two state senators, to oppose the confirmation of Betsy DeVos. You really need to do this, friends. I did it through 5calls.org, and it didn’t trip up my phone anxiety at all. Fantastic resource. q / questions you’re always asked - Where are you from? (My answer: Do you want my ethnicity, heritage, nationality, place of birth, place I currently live, or place I last lived? Be specific, people.)

r / reasons to smile - Hot chocolate, 500k slow-burn OT3 fic, incredibly talented street dancers dancing for YAKfilms, jiaozi, the AO3 email in my inbox, sunshine on my face after days of being cooped up in cloudy weather (that sweet sweet Vitamin D), Uptown Funk, Baze x Chirrut. s / song last sang – Something nonsensical to the dog. t / time you woke up - 7:22AM. u / underwear colour - Uhhhhh, grey. v / vacation destination – Fiji. w / worst habit – Procrastination as self-sabotage. Like now! x / xrays you have had – Teeth, and only teeth. Today the dentist told me that my bone levels were, I quote, “awesome.” y / your favourite food - jiaozi. z / zodiac sign - Rabbit. (Fine. Capricorn.)

Tagging @irhinoceri, @bi-dianaprince, @jeffgoldblumsmulletinthe90s

#life #random