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#zettafalre
poncheetos · 5 years
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Non-Keyblade wielding Disney Characters were more prepared for the Keyblade War than the Seven Guardians.
Sulley incapacitates Vanitas and throws him to doors like he was trash.
Jack Sparrow had enough of Luxord’s games and expelled his bad breath on Luxord, which made the latter faint.
Goofy saved Sora and Kairi form a fatal attack from Terra-nort, stunned the latter long enough for Donald to blast Terra-nort with Zettaflare, an magic spell only available to gods from the FF Universe (and even for gods is too powerful to use), while everyone else was just standing and watching Donald and Goofy fight instead of helping the two. I mean, common, this is a Keyblade War so of course you guardians have to be prepared to fight but apparently the ones with no Keyblades prepared more.
Even in the banter game, Woody was more prepared and roasts Young Xehanort by telling him no one loves him without getting played by the long and cryptic soliloquies which is a standard Organization XIII thing to do on Sora because Sora easily gets dumbfounded by it.
Non-Verbatim banter of Woody and Young Xehanort:
Young Xehanort: The toys in this world are just empty husks brought to life because of the love from their owners. That’s what you all are, Just empty husks.
Sora: What are you saying? What does the Organization want?
Woody: Yeah, at least Andy loves us. You’re just saying that because no one loves you.
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