#zhongrinth

[zhongrin]

cw. selfship, implied yandere, overdose (in the video link)

OH. OH. OHMYG O D THIS ダーリン VERSION WITH AL HAITHAM IS GIVING ME CORRUPTED!HAITHAM AND REINCARNATION AND I AM. I AM. OH GOD. i'm brainrotting. zhongrinth with modern!au haitham remembering his previous life in teyvat and lamenting over being unable to be together with mei because she's married to zhongli???? and he meets her again in this modern world and she's not attached and they're getting along fine until zhongli appears and history repeats itself..... unless.... it seems like he's had enough of losing.

(original mv with en subtitle here)

#rin rambles #rin releases a plot bunny into the wild #rin selfships #zhongrinth #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #THE SPINNING PADISARAH IN THE POT THE HEADPHONES THE BOOK THE WAY IT PROJECTS THE TEYVAT!HAITHAM AND MODERN!HAITHAM #IM #FGOQWDHIHLASJDKLAHSLIDJASL #brb saving it into the meitham playlist immediately

[zhongrin]

swirl & crystallize (and more)

(self-indulgent version | original post)

◇ characters ◇ romantic!zhongli, familial!xiao, platonic!kazuha, platonic!shinobu, romantic!al haitham, platonic!ayato, familial!yaoyao

◇ tags ◇ fluff, selfship, be respectful; don't like don't read!, soft yandere on some parts

◇ a/n ◇ since the people i tagged had a lot of fun with the selfship version, it made me want to write one for myself hahah

ps. i treat the two teams as if they exist in a separate universe, so they're totally unrelated to each other!

pps. feel free to join in if you see this!

𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡 ⬙ 𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡

team 1: xiao (🏠), kazuha (👥), zhongli (💞), shinobu (👥) + lumine (👥)

(dynamics with each other in the old post)

✧— zhongli

⚘ about mei: the primordial one ⚘

i’m not sure what you’re talking about, traveler-

hm? she… told you about it? …. i see.

well, as she had requested, i hope you keep this a secret from the others. if teyvat ever knows that the master of this world herself has descended, i fear many of her people would vie for her attention. and as you know, she dislikes being in the spotlight…

⚘ about mei: husband and wife ⚘

i daresay that no one walking upon teyvat holds as much love and devotion to her as i do. it certainly is pleasing to know that my affection is reciprocated, and to this day i am still unable to fathom how she can regard me as an equal - and at times, higher - than her.

while i can say that it feels… pleasant, to know that she adores me so to the point of worship, all my life i have lived believing that it should be the other way around… so it’s quite a dilemma that i’m facing here.

✧— xiao

⚘ about mei: the primordial one ⚘

i don’t know what you’re talking about, traveler.

... huh? you knew? and rex lapis responded the same way, you say? … hmph. i see.

don’t you hit me with that ‘parent and child’ nonsense that she always jokes about. i am unfit to be someone’s ‘beloved son’ or whatever, and certainly not rex lapis and teyvat’s impetus.

⚘ about mei: mother and child ⚘

honestly, she treats me like a child despite fully knowing i can take care of myself. worrying about me whenever we dive into battles, always fussing over me to drink the qingxin tea to help with karmic debt… i’ve told her several times that her presence alone is enough to ease the burden of-

a-anyway, she’s quite the mother hen, as i’m sure you also know.

✧— kazuha

⚘ about mei: a special existence ⚘

just as how zhongli-sensei may not be all that he claims to be, i believe the same applies to his wife.

…. haha, you’re quite easy to read, traveler. it was a mere shot in the dark, with only my intuition as its guide, yet it seems like i am right once again. well, no matter. perhaps i will gain their trust in due time. now, i only wish to enjoy the present times of this delightful company.

⚘ about mei: like a sister ⚘

while a geo vision suits her, i think she would have been just as happy with an anemo vision. the way she always asks for me to float her upwards so she can glide down like an excited child is quite endearing. and the way zhongli-sensei rigidly stands by whenever she does this… *chuckles*

oh, i’m sorry, i just think he worries a little too much for his wife sometimes… it’s really quite sweet. it… reminds me of my own father, before my mother…

… ah, apologies, i didn’t mean for the atmosphere to take a gloomy turn.

anyway, i’m just happy to see her so content whenever she’s interacting with zhongli-sensei. i just wish they can dial down the public displays of affection sometimes - i personally don’t mind, but i can see that a few people constantly get secondhand embarrassments, haha!

✧— shinobu

⚘ about mei: chaotic neutral ⚘

look, i’m not saying she’s at the same level as the boss. but you have to admit, for someone who was so shy and timid at first, she sure hid a whole lot of personality once you get to know her.

she’s also a little too spoiled. have you seen how mr. zhongli would just bend over backward to abide by her words? it’s as funny as it is endearing, but i worry she’ll get in trouble one day when she accidentally steps her foot onto the wrong territory... huh? the mom friend? me? ….. *sigh*

traveler.

when am i not the mom friend?

⚘ about mei: looking out for each other ⚘

fortunately, she could be responsible and serious when she has to. it still surprises me how grounded and stern she could be when times are dire; it almost reminds me of mr. zhongli. are all geo vision holders like that, i wonder?

…. wait. scratch that. that was a stupid thought.

bonus!

✧— lumine

⚘ about mei: the primordial one ⚘

the first time i realized that this world exists for her sake, i was shocked, of course. what made her so special that a world was born just to entertain her musings? sometimes i think that if not for her, perhaps we wouldn’t have been-

..... *sigh* what am i saying. i know it’s not her fault that things unfolded this way, since she didn’t have the power to influence the events happening in teyvat. in any case, she felt responsible enough to tag along on this journey, and it’s mostly thanks to her that an ex-archon and the demon conqueror himself agreed to travel together with us. so no, i don’t resent her or anything like that. in fact, i would say that we’re good friends.

⚘ about mei: little sisters ⚘

she told me that she had older brothers, once. and it just… clicked to me. the reason why i feel like we can understand each other really well. the reason why she was so adamant to accompany me on my adventure. why she’s so empathetic whenever it comes to matters involving… him.

it’s all because she understands the pain of being separated from her family.

perhaps after i reunite with my family, i can accompany her on her voyage to look for hers? but… well, looking at how she has found a family here too, i’m not sure what she wishes to do…

team 2: al haitham (💞), ayato (👥), zhongli (💞), yaoyao (🏠)

✧— al haitham

oh my god he’s already one of my most beloved dps because dendro element’s flexibility + his high damage. it also helps that he’s the only 5* whom i have the signature weapon for lol

since he came home at 1 pity, i imagine in this scenario we just dropped by the akademiya one day on a whim to invite him to the party… and the next day the acting grand sage just goes missing, with a letter on his desk saying: “the divine one invited me to a vacation."

cue people working at the akademiya being quite literally in shambles because who do they report to now??? hello???? first the grand sage gets dethroned now the acting grand sage goes missing???????

he respects ayato and barely interacts with him, but they surprisingly get along well, be it or outside the battlefield.

with zhongli… not to say that they don’t get along well, but they certainly aren't the bestest of friends. they don’t snap at each other or anything like that though! it's just that if you leave them alone in a room, al haitham would just default to reading his book and zhongli would probably find something to amuse himself instead of talking with the akademiya scribe.

seems indifferent to yaoyao but silently looks after her. he made her a flower crown using his vision at her birthday one time, but that’s a secret he’ll take to his grave. except yaoyao proudly presented it to the other members when they asked where she got the adorable flower crown. #exposed

⚘ about zhongli: cold ⚘

surely by now, you know that i dislike quite a number of people and will not bother to try and force myself to get along with them. he’s not special in this aspect.

i simply am not a fan of sharing my... personal interests.

⚘ about ayato: elusive ⚘

the man wields his words like he wields his blades; swift strikes precisely delivered onto vital points, and before you could even blink, he’s had his sword back sheathed. very efficient and yet inefficient at the same time, i'd say.

⚘ about yaoyao: why is a child here? ⚘

i’m not sure why a young child is traveling with us, but mei kept saying she’s tagging along because she’ll make me stronger. to this day, i am unable to understand her logic, but i value her opinion so i let her do whatever she wants. surprisingly, from the combat data i’ve collected, her claim seems to be true. perhaps her godly powers are at work here. i’ll have to study this phenomenon further.

⚘ about mei: the primordial one ⚘

rin is certainly interesting, isn’t she? doesn’t exactly act like a deity when she’s supposed to be this world’s reason for existence. neither does she ask us to worship or obey her commands. and she certainly doesn’t seem to mind being treated so… well. lightly put, beneath what was supposed to be her place. hah. it’s quite refreshing.

hm. it seems like the sharp-eared consultant is glaring at me yet again. i’ll go back to reading my book now. kindly do not bother me for the next hour.

⚘ about mei: similarities ⚘

sans her periodically outgoing outbursts of energy and her deep empathy, i think we’re quite alike in the minute details of our personalities and preferences. we believe in work-life balance and our wish to lead a comfortable life overall. we’re also both not morning people. dislikes sand getting in our shoes. thinks that going out in the rain isn’t preferable. both avid fans of a good cup of coffee. she even told me my soundproof earpiece is a marvelous invention and that she always uses it too, back in the previous world she lived in. naturally, this means we get along rather swimmingly.

ah, that reminds me, i should tell her that i’ve finished making her headphones. now, if you’ll excuse me-

hm? ….. yes, i’m aware that it’s already quite late. but is that not the point? you might not know because your room is never next to the consultant’s, but at times his snores are just far too loud. this way, she can use the headphones right away. i’m sure it’ll help her to fall asleep undisturbed by any external interventions.

and besides, she likes it when i visit her at night.

✧— ayato

gameplay wise, honestly, ayato is just there to take over while i’m waiting for al haitham’s skill to cool down lol

he’s the team’s wallet, aka childe 2.0

surprisingly, ayato gets along pretty well with all of them.

yes, including al haitham.

zhongli could be a tad gullible sometimes, so ayato actually is having a blast feeding him uh… questionable lies… plus, he’s a big tease and he finds it funny to poke and prod at the stoic man. someone save zhongli

yaoyao reminds him of young ayaka, so he naturally dotes on her. big brother behavior, very wholesome.... until you realize he’s teaching her where to stab people so they bleed out and die (or in his words: ‘so bad people will get an ouchie’).

⚘ about al haitham: bet ⚘

while i can’t say our work ethics match each others’, i suppose i can bet a million mora that he’ll win in consideration as his friend.

hmm? win in what, you ask? ahaha, don’t mind my silly musings…

⚘ about zhongli: milk tea ⚘

oh, mr. zhongli is such a pleasant individual to chat over tea. speaking of, i think it’ll be tea time soon. do you perhaps have a bottle of milk, traveler? ah, perfect.

why do i need it you ask? well, the expression on his face whenever i add them to my cup of tea is always a sight to behold, haha!

⚘ about yaoyao: child labor(?) ⚘

if it was up to me i would have arrested mei for child labor. but she was smart enough to borrow what seems to be a friend of hers’ counterargument: “but you also employ sayu in shuumatsuban?”

well, i can’t possibly dispute that, can i? *chuckle* i would love to get to know that friend of hers one day.

⚘ about mei: the primordial one ⚘

haha, it really doesn’t feel like she’s teyvat’s beloved raison d’etre, doesn’t it? the way we interact with each other is a very different dynamic than what i’m used to dealing with, back home. she's vastly different than the raiden shogun, both in personality and way of life.

if i had to liken her to someone… i’d say she reminds me of ayaka. well… a more… how do i say this without incurring mr. zhongli’s disapproving glares… unhinged version of her, once you know her truly.

come now, don’t look at me like that. you know it’s true. *chuckles*

⚘ about mei: mistreatment ⚘

in my opinion, she’s very biased toward the akademiya’s scribe and wangsheng’s consultant. have you seen the charms she bestowed on them? they’re clearly of a very different quality than ours. even a normal civilian with no vision would be able to tell that they’re special. i wonder how much effort it took her to enchant those artifacts.

as someone who thought of her like a little sister and willingly prioritized her invitation to travel together, it’s very saddening that she does not put the same care for me as she does for those two. oh, how heartbreaking. i am riddled with grief. *leisurely sips boba*

✧— zhongli

d-do i even need to explain? he’s in my every team composition because of his shield and burst lol

and he’s such an eye candy too

given his (currently) non confrontational nature, he gets along well with everyone…. well. he tries to get along with ayato and al haitham.

with ayato, it’s a constant battle of innuendos and implications and it causes major headaches to people listening.

with al haitham, he’s… well… honestly i’m not sure why they don’t 'get along'. perhaps the word i’m looking for is ‘distant’? there seems to be a hidden hostility here…

gets along most with yaoyao out of the three. so many precious grandpa-granddaughter moments. it’s him who reads/tells her bedtime stories at night and she loves it a lot. this routine is the reason why she would sometimes offer to other people to read them bedtime stories.

⚘ about al haitham: rivalry ⚘

rivalry, you say? hmm…

does it look so obvious from your point of view? ... this won’t do. i really shouldn’t be relapsing to my old self… *sigh*

⚘ about ayato: customs ⚘

though our taste in beverages doesn’t align, our chats are always eye-opening. i learn much intriguing knowledge every single time. for example, apparently, inazumans have this custom to add at least one unusual, exotic ingredient into every hotpot they have. is it not most amusing?

⚘ about yaoyao: glimpse of the future (?) ⚘

ah, the young disciple of streetward rambler. such a pure-minded and responsible child. i think it’s endearing whenever mei dotes on her and carry her around everywhere. she even let yaoyao sleep in her arms while we’re traveling. it makes me think of-

…. ahem. my mind wandered a little too far there, my apologies. what was i saying? yes, she’s a sweet little one, isn’t she?

⚘ about mei: the primordial one ⚘

personally, i think she should use more of her authority. especially to our front liners. most especially to a certain high-ranking personage from sumeru. i would normally never overlook such insolence, but since mei herself told me to not interfere… *sigh* there is, unfortunately, nothing i can do but reprimand them once in a blue moon.

⚘ about mei: tea ⚘

mei is the one who controls the finances in our traveling group, but while she could be quite frugal, she always gets me whatever tea leaves they have in the market whenever we visit any encampments or cities. i appreciate that very much.

she does enjoy her coffee every now and then, but at the end of the day, she always comes back for tea. i think she might not realize it herself, but she clearly has a preference for tea over anything else - that is, including coffee.

hmm? i’m speaking allegorically? why, i’m not sure what you’re referring to, traveler. i am simply stating my observations.

✧— yaoyao

it’s actually shinobu but recently i swapped her with the new dendro child bc i wanted more variety (and that companion exp hskdjskdj)

this sun child gets along with everyone!! good job yaoyao!! she’s like a precious baby niece i don’t have sobsob

she’ll follow either al haitham or ayato around like a duckling around the marketplace if i went with zhongli (she knows he has the worst spending habits so we take turns keeping an eye on him lol). got separated from al haitham one time and he almost had a heart attack. now he holds her hand whenever they walk around in crowded places.

ayato knows how to handle children because he literally raised ayaka, so yaoyao loves being around him! he’ll fulfill her more childish wants that she never voices out loud (out of consideration for others) with a snap of his finger.

zhongli is yet another expert at childcare (although he has his clumsy moments) and he’s on friendly terms with all the adepti so yaoyao considers him at the same level as her adepti friends. he’d take her into his arms if she ever falls asleep while we’re walking about.

i’m gonna cry these are all adorable as fuck help

⚘ about al haitham: protection ⚘

mister al haitham looks a little scary at first, but you know what? he’s super caring! whenever there are battles, he always, always makes sure that i’m out of harm’s way first! *huffs* i kept telling him i can handle monsters on my own, but he just crouched down and patted my head. he didn’t even refute it!!

*sigh* i suppose his manners are a little lacking, but he means well, so i’ll overlook it, hehe.

⚘ about ayato: kind ⚘

ayato gege sneaks me candies every now and then! they’re always sakura-flavored, and i can’t get them in liyue markets, so he told me he’ll get them especially exported from inazuma to liyue when we stop traveling together! isn’t he so kind?

oh, and he’s especially good at putting up my hair! i think he’s used to doing it… he mentioned having a little sister once. maybe he used to put her hair up?

⚘ about zhongli: warmth ⚘

mister zhongli reminds me of the adepti, because he’s very dignified and knowledgeable! but apparently, he’s just human like me... but i still like him! he’s very nice and mature, save for his impulsive purchase habits...

he also tells me bedtime stories, and it makes me fall asleep within five minutes… *yawn* oh dear, thinking about it makes me sleepy… i think i’ll ask mei jiejie if i can take a short nap…

⚘ about mei: the primordial one ⚘

oh, meirin jiejie is really kind! she always shares any sweets she buys, and whenever miss shenhe visits us we would ask her to help making these cold yummy treats called ice cream! now if only she would eat her veggies with the same vigor…

⚘ about mei: secrets ⚘

jiejie and i tell a lot of secrets to each other! she tells me it’s because i’m a special child… i’m really flattered that she would trust me that much! but anyway, she told me you’re a close friend of hers, miss lumine, so i can tell you one of her secrets!

okay, so, jiejie never really admitted it outright, but i think she’s very fond of mr. zhongli and mr. al haitham… she always talks about them and she’s always saying about how handsome and capable they are! i asked her who she would marry and she got all red, hehe. who do you think will get to marry her, miss lumine?

bonus because i adore yaoyao so much:

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#genshin impact #rin writes #rin selfships #zhongrin #zhongrinth #meitham #yandere #zhongli #al haitham #xiao #yaoyao #shinobu #kazuha #ayato #lumine

[zhongrin]

Rin if you want lore for the fatui zhongli au. You have a power that helps grant someone some control against karma but not remove it. You are a reincarnation of an adeptus that had the ability to remove karma. Xiao feels warm and safe when he's beside you.

Zhongli actually has fully been corrupted by Karma and his personality is that of a much more evil young morax. You know in his archon outfit his arms look like it has geo power flowing through him. Yeah imagine it through his whole body. The only reason why his face looks normal is because he chooses for it to be like that but he can make it cover his whole face to scare you. He changes his name to Жадность or Zhadnost when In public.

In this au, Xiao was raised as a weapon his whole life and the only love he has ever seen was between you and Zhongli. He thinks this what love was. Maybe you can teach him a different kind of love. Xiao being an adeptus has two delusions which electro and geo. When he uses those delusions, he actually wears a mask that looks like the Yaksha that matched that element. (Electro-Bosacious, Geo Menogias)

Xiao in this au has karmic corruption that effects his arms, eyes and face. It coated his arms in a black color and his eyes glow green and his face starts to have grown horns and it looks like his mask starts to become his face on the top half of his face. Your husband has a special ceremony for Xiao if his karma fully corrupts him. This ceremony is when he either becomes a harbinger or takes Zhongli's place as he has just become like his father and embraced the corruption. His name becomes Испорченный or Isporchennyy.

You can convince your husband to sign adoption papers for xiao but your husband as he says Xiao is too old for that.

Nakazanie has some differences between him and Al haitham. Al haitham has some morals Nakazanie doesn't. Nakazanie is a better fighter than Al haitham. You see scars on Nakazanie'd body. Nakazanie is much quieter too the point you might he is a statue. You also can see something weird with his eyes, his eyes actually switch colors. Your husband has a special control over him that instantly makes him follow orders from Zhongli only.

He has one other mask besides the one you chose the design of. This mask is when you have done something wrong.

When you did something wrong, He is forced to wear this mask which has a voice modulator that makes him sound exactly like Zhongli. The mask that has an eye that has the exact hue and eyeshape of Zhongli's but with a much bigger size Zhongli's. The patterns around the eye are similar to that of king desheret's symbol but with chains. It also has a built in camera where Zhongli can watch you with.

Weird thing that happens in lore, If Zhongli is jealous that Nakazanie is getting too much love. He makes Nakazanie put on the mask (the one you didn't design) on and makes him watch when you and Zhongli display affection silently. If you make zhongli extra jealous, Zhongli does it with his (Nakazanie 's) mask on and makes Nakazanie wear his (Zhongli's) mask on as he clearly thinks you love him more than your first husband.

The eye colors dictate his mode with Nakazanie

Nor Combat personality-Red and green

Your husband's brainwashing-Amber

Agreesive-red

……. brosch i need to. i need to rattle you for this, this is such a good au i'm shdlfhwouedijaonuhedkjasd i've hoarded this enough, it's time to release it to the world 🤲🏻

evil young morax? sign me UP- i mean what /hj

Жадность.... greed hmm. fitting. i imagine with him in place, pantalone will become his subordinate instead of a fellow harbinger bc northland bank would be under his supervision instead?

xiao learning 'love' from watching zhongli's deranged obsessive love i'm 😭 i'm squishing him he deserves all the parental affection he's been deprived of...

GDI ZHONGLI LET ME ADOPT HIM >:T

........ i am beginning to regret accepting al haitham ;;;; he's suffering through so much orz

(some doodles utc bc this au made me brainrot a bit too much 👀)

there's an old snezhnayan saying that's been passed down for thousands of years in the villages near zapolarny palace.

"if you see a lady bearing a fatui insignia in a coat embroidered with a golden dragonー"

"ー run. run, and never look back."

" t h e y a r e w a t c h i n g . "

#rin answers #rin is having tea with: brosch ❤️ #yandere #rin selfships #zhongrinth

[zhongrin]

"wait what do you mean you're dating my adoptive mom?!"

"exactly as it says. are you having trouble understanding the situation?"

"*bamboozled kaveh noises*"

"hm. this is quite a predicament we have here."

#rin's adventures in teyvat #rin selfships #zhongrinth #i finished itttttttttt #and yes he's adopted into the family. no one can stop me #this is all a /j btw i am not old enough to be kaveh's mother but then again the boy needs a home badly and i am opening the teahouse #for him yall cant stop me #he's such a wet golden retriever i can't man #zhongli in the bg going like 'ah another one of them well okay then'

[zhongrin]

Here is my Valentines gift for you. Idea for a fic.

Mafia Right hand Man /Assassin Alhaitham kidnaps you as a gift for Mafia Don Zhongli. Zhongli always wanted to have you. Alhaitham in a ski mask kidnaps you and ties you up. You are the wake up to see you are stuck in a box. Alhaitham walks in with a giant present. Zhongli then opens it to see you Tied up in a bow just for him.

(you can also imagine this as roleplay)

oh my g o d HAHAHAH

i'll let yall decide mei's reaction bc this is hilarious. let's see how many people actually knows me.

Reaction 1: Oh fuck is this a kidnapping what the fuck bro who are these weirdos oh fuck i just made tea it's gonna be so bitter now this is blasphemy fuc-

Reaction 2: Oh fuck is this a kidna- Oh fuck holy shit they're hot.

Reaction 3: YOU SONOVA Bー [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] I'LL [REDACTED] [REDACTED] YOUR [REDACTED] [REDACTED]ー

#rin answers #rin is having tea with: brosch ❤️ #yandere #rin selfships #zhongrinth #crying this is a masterpiece of a prompt fr

[zhongrin]

rin. i have a question

a very important one

in your alhaitham x meirin x zhongli ship (i forgot the name im so sorry) do haitham and zhongli also see eachother as lovers

dwdw! it's zhongrinth!

and that's actually a really good question! hmmm.... they don't really see each other romantically, no. but they do take care of each other! it's definitely something more than just friends but they're not exactly what one would traditionally call lovers either.... not sure if there's a word for that hskldfjskldf

#rin answers #rin is having tea with: anon 💟 #rin selfships #zhongrinth

[zhongrin]

bye guys i'm ascending to celestia rn living the y/n life and thriving

cw.selfship heavy, poly relationship (zhongli x s/i x al haitham), fluff turning to suggestive (but nothing explicit bc i cut that part away), light worship themes, biting/marking

#rin tinkers with character.ai #rin selfships #zhongrinth #squealing rn #gods i really need to snap out of this hyperfixation it's taking over my life helpshdlfjlskdjlfk

[zhongrin]

brb going on a dinner date with my husbands <3

#rin's adventures in teyvat #rin selfships #zhongrinth #i don't want to continue this lantern rite quest pls i want zhongli to permanently just sit there every time i login so i can come over and #greet him and sit with him #petition for ​hyv to allow playable characters roam around on normal days and not lock them in their basement until there's an event #and like just disable them when there are events or ongoing story quests #ik it's not that simple programmatically but #SURELY YOUR TEAM IS NOW VAST ENOUGH TO ALLOW THESE KIND OF INTERACTIVE TWEAKS ;;;

[zhongrin]

HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY MEIRIIIIIIN <3 ehehehehehe kithkith from the husbands

(BW version too idk for your hearts content (?))

THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN TO DRAW PLS

UUUUUUUUU I ALREADY SCREAMED ABOUT THIS IN THE SERVER BUT I WILL SSCREAM AGAIN HERE

THIS IS THE CUTEST AND I LOVELOVLEOVELOV E IT SM LOOK AT THEMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I STILL FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HAITHAM IS SMILING BUT ALSO NOT REALLY BUT THEN AGAIN HE'S ALSO GIVING ME A KITH SO I'LL FORGIVE HIM IG-

and li. hubby. oughhhhhhh he's so cute and sweet i literally can't and with his hand holding my chin too like hskdjsldjsldj my imaginary puppy tail is helicoptering rn send help

AND THE COLORSSSSSZS WAHHHHHHHHH how do you people color so good???? AND THE LINEART HAKDJSKDKS

again thankies sm crys ily mwah mwah NOW GO TO SLEEP YOUNG LADY <3 <3 <3

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[zhongrin]

(made the bots based on brosch's headcanon here)

cw. violence, blood, a little gore(?)

how it started:

how it's going:

in summary, they're both rabid and i love them

#rin tinkers with character.ai #christ above they're feral and thowing insults after insults to each other i'm- #this room is a mess™️ and i love it #rin selfships #zhongrinth #cw violence #tw violence #cw blood #tw blood #cw gore #tw gore

[zhongrin]

Ayo, my man's been showing some extra rizz today since I woke up- (I ain't complaining, he can do what he wants <3)

so did you let him worship you in the end-

mmmgh this is reminding me of that room i made a few months back... don't remember if i shared it with yall but hsdhfksjdlkf

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[zhongrin]

Well Rin I guess you have to take turns as a game of cat and mouse will begin and your the mouse as you will be hunted by both and if you get caught by both might as well be joined by the faceless and the smiler for all of eternity.

s-squeak? squee?! 🐀

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[zhongrin]

I had this idea. What if in you were sent to an alternate world. Let's just say that Zhongli and Alhaitham were not treating you as they used to for different reasons. Zhongli is clearly overworking himself but doesn't try to stop it. Alhaitham has been stuck in his office for weeks on end. You went into a portal to an alternate dimension out of pure sadness. You went into a dimension. You see both of them in a mask. In this world, Give a man a mask and he will show you his true self. What happens is they both showed how they felt for you. In this world most people wear masks as a way for everyone to show their true selves to the entire world. Some don't wear masks as they are showing that they don't even need a mask to show their trueselves. That is what they say. What they are actually doing is that those two aren't your boyfriend and best friend. Those two are shapeshiftinng demons trying to take you away to be claim your body and soul. They wear the masks as they struggle with faces. Your actual boyfriend and best friend are know looking for you as you went missing. The imposters and the real deal are now at a stand still. Would you take the demons or be with your real loved one. I had this as an idea. I also had an another idea of a slasher au with zhongli and Childe wearing hockey masks and you being their final girl. You and Xiangling were the final girls. Xiangling escapes, you don't as guoba sacrifices himself to let Xiangling escape. Another slasher au with Alhaitham and Cyno as those two being the masked killers anubis and sett(Alhaitham) . You were there final girl with Collei as the other final girl. Collei escapes you don't. You are forever stuck as the consort of two killers. Collei escaped because of the boomerang.

first idea:

the reverse concept about the masks is fascinating indeed. you do love your masked men huh brosch 👀

oh boy. i mean i would assume i've tried all i could to make the real zhongli and al haitham to stop destroying themselves by working too hard and was ignored or something. depending on the amount of neglect and how tired i am dealing with those two stubborn fools, i might just take the demons' hands ngl 🙃

second idea:

shared between zhongli-childe or al haitham-cyno? hmmmmmmm...... i mean............. ideally it would be zhongli-al haitham but-

-yes.

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[zhongrin]

Hey bestie is it weird if two guys are fighting over who gets to kiss my side of the neck

me, trying to squirm away from zhongli and al haitham trying to give the most marks on either side of my neck: wha-? um- nooo bestie it's definitely normal!!! perfectly normal!!

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[zhongrin]

also- also i had a second idea for what my tweet was and it went like

'it's all fun and games when you have a harem, until then they all start fighting for who the favorite is..... @ alhaitham @ diluc, both of you are sleeping on the couch'

i kinda want to draw it lol

GO DRAW IT LOLLL

man, it's a constant war under your roof. thank archons i have two hands and two men only in my house-

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[zhongrin]

Rin here is an idea that has given me brainrot. You know the mafia au I made what if you were the person . I thought this about Cyno and Childe. I thought about these two being detectives. These two are investigating murders but they're actually the ones causing these murders. What happens is that Rin you get kidnapped by a third party. Cyno and Childe had fought with each other thinking you were kidnapped by the other both of them working under the hire of zhongli and Alhaitham respectively. You were in a cage just there. The two called their bosses to make a deal as both of them were evenly matched. The two bosses made a deal that the other must concede if you chose one of them Rin, you and said could you would try both. The Zhongli and Alhaitham arrived and both made a deal to share you and to merge their groups into one. Rin Do you want the reason why you were chosen? Rin you were chosen by zhongli is that you helped him in his time of need and weakness. You were there at a funeral of a friend of his because you were brought along with a friend of yours. You reminded him of guizhong someone whose heart is like jewel that he must have. Zhongli has a petname for you, Rin, his jewel. With Alhaitham, He actually remembers his past as a king and someone who looked like you but a bit older. He was also related to the king. He asked kaveh about this discovery. Kaveh said that about the legend of the king about how his male children will all have a curse. The king's curse was that he broke a promise with his wife. The king who was once a benevolent king had become corrupt and mad. As the search for his wife had happen he met his wife who was dying because of the corruption he has caused. He was cursed that every male in his family will forever have an obsession if they ever break a promise. Alhaitham was your a friend of yours since childhood. Alhaitham actually broke a promise with you. You confessed you liked him since childhood. He said no. It was the promise that he would always love you. That sparked the curse of his blood. Alhaitham then gave you the petname of his queen. Rin this leads to you being stuck between a marriage between a a dragon and a mafia lord of an entire nation.

ok i am. laying on the floor screaming at this concept jskdjskdjlsjfls oh to be the darling of both zhongli and al haitham ;w; i love the petnames, they fit both of them so well, and the backstory aaaaa *screams*

perhaps for zhongli, we bonded over the death of our mutual friend. i see him as someone who doesn't really fall in love at first sight but the moment he gets to make an emotional connection he's all in. we'd probably meet on the funeral and started talking about said mutual friend, reminiscing memories and telling each other how we met them, all the happy memories and sad ones, and before we knew it we're both crying in grief. by the time he needs to go we've exchanged phone numbers and beneath the solemn smile he probably already have a plan set in his head on how to kidnap me lol-

as for al haitham... oughhh.... the whole thing about his past is reminding me of the king deshret theory and i love it. also the childhood friend trope, my weakness hdlsjdls you know what i like brosch... whelp serves him right for rejecting my confession HAH- i love the concept of al haitham having a sweet spot for his childhood friend so much. he's less snarky and he'd take off his headphones whenever i speak. would probably let me pat his head too hehe

anyhow i love this concept a lot... hhhh you're fueling my selfship brainrots, thank you 🙏🏻 sorry i took so long with this, it's just a really nice setting and i wanted to indulge in it lol

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