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#me a transmasc metalhead nodding thoughtfully

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PAUSE

this is a marty appreciation checkpoint. he is 18 years old and needs daily appreciation.

please acknowledge him with his preferred traditional cat greeting of A

thank you.

#tah's feline #cats man #can u believe how old this man is. bro has had to have numerous major surgeries throughout his life #and he's still kicking!!!! and being loud as fuck!!!!!! #and (according to the vet) in GREAT condition for an elderly man his age #appreciate him. this is not optional.

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T-shirt that says ASK ME ABOUT MY FEMSLASH RAREPAIRS on the front and I WILL PAIR UP WOMEN YOUVE NEVER HAD A SINGLE THOUGHT ABOUT on the back

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Research

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Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"

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You don’t know how lucky you are

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ok here's one

#wait fuck i said no and then immediately remembered new jersey #so actually yes but only a couple

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Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.

Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!

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#me when my partner has to go to the grocery store

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do you think they would find each other in any universe

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what the FUCK is this supposed to mean, Spotify ??????

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Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

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i love fish biology youtube

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#gotta go with the classic nautical monster i think

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My favorite influencer is the nefarious anglerfish

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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

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really enjoying my first watch-through of black sails thus far

#black sails #jack made the boards