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ryokissu​

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“You’re fuckin’ gross!!”

#ryokissu

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astroscoped:

takaoecchi.

     ’ why are you staring at me like that? my lucky item of the day is a naruto figurine. is it so unbelievable? ’

“Oh, I believe it!!”

#Jesus Christ #astroscoped #laughs #datebayou #isn't that what naruto says all the time??

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gumihosverdict:

“Seriously?”

“Nah, I’m just fuckin’ with ya!”

#hiya! uwu #gumihosverdict

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1. State your name: becca 2. State the name that your parents almost named you: oh god i have no clue 3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? my little brother 4. What was your first job?: i’ve never had a job :))))))) 5. Did anything embarrassing happen this week? i accidentally typed sharted instead of started 6. Do you miss your ex? :(((((( 7. White chocolate or dark chocolate? neither. fuck chocolate 8. Do people praise you for your looks? lol 9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? black 10. How do you wear your makeup? i don’t ? 11. What are some of your nicknames? becks, satan, bakao 12. How many bedrooms are in your house ? 3 13. How many bathrooms? 2 14. Do you have a job? no 15. Do you have a car? no 16. Do you work out every week? i wish  17. Did you brush your teeth this morning?  honestly i don’t even remember 18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? yup 19. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? yes 20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? a one-piece but i usually wear a shirt and shorts over it  21. Do you like your eyes? depends on the day 22. Do you think you are pretty? sometimes? 23. Who was the last person you talked to in person? ma 24. How much money is in your checking account? 40 something? 25. Are you single? yeah 26. Do you want kids? don’t ask me that 27. Tell me what your back pack looks like: gray and light blue 29. Last movie you saw in theaters: divergent??

fill so your followers can get to know you

#ooc

[takaoecchi]

Mulan Sentence Starters

“What do you mean you’re not lucky? You lied to me?”

“Get off the roof, get off the roof, get off the roof!” 

“Now let’s see your war face.”

“[insert name], you dishonor me.”

“Ooh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. Come on, scare me!”

“How about a girl/a boy/someone who’s got a brain, who always speaksher/his/their mind?”

“Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym!”

“My little baby, off to destroy people.”

“This water is freezing!”

“Yeah, the only girl who’d love him is his mother.”

“Boy, that was close.”

“I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make your ancestors dizzy.”

“Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty!”

“I am [insert name], king/queen/ruler of the rock!”

“Would you like to stay for dinner?”

“Would you like to stay forever? “ 

“You shouldn’t have to go!”

“Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!”

“My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?”

“They popped out of the snow, like daisies!”

“I’ll get that arrow, pretty boy/girl/one, and I’ll do it with my shirt on.”

“Does this dress make me look fat? 

“No fightin’, play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid’s butt.”

“But I don’t wanna kick the other kid’s butt.”

“We’ve got a lot of work to do…” 

#memes #queueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueue

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I hate knowing you’re my number one when I’m probably not even in your top five.

L.W. (via thenightturnsintomorningagain)

#shin-chan #queueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueue

[takaoecchi]

give me the balls

ancient sports anime proverb (via straightspike)

#queueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueue

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#takao would say that #queueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueue

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#promo #ooc #queueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueue

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send me a number from 1–15 without looking and i'll write a starter based on the gif given.

1 [image] 2 [image] 3 [image] 4 [image] 5 [image] 6 [image] 7 [image] 8 [image] 9 [image] 10 [image] 11 [image] 12 [image] 13 [image] 14 [image] 15 [image]

#memes #queueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueue

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#music #queueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueue

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Sentence Meme - Fluff Version

“You can kiss me as much as your heart desires."

“I just want to get away with you.”

"Put down that cupcake... you're sweet enough already."

"Now come cuddle with me."

"I think you're beautiful."

"I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?"

“I’m so happy I have you.”

"Someday I'll pick up the courage to ask you on a real date."

“You know, sometimes I wonder why you like me.”

"You're as cute as a button."

"Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile."

"Was this meant to be a date?"

“How am I supposed to concentrate when you’re kissing me?"

"Can you just hold me?"

"You look beautiful today, just like every other day."

"I have no desire to run away with anyone else in this whole world than you.”

“You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

"Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?"

"I want everything with you."

"I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February."

#memes #queueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueue

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Send me "Moan" and I'll generate a number!

One: My muse will kiss yours on the lips Two: My muse will get down on their knees for your muse Three: Your muse owns mine for two days Four: My muse submits for yours Five: My muse dominates yours Six: My muse gives yours a striptease Seven: My muse trails kisses down your muses chest Eight: Your muse owns my muse bound and gagged for one night Nine: Our muses do the deed Ten: Our muses hug one another Eleven: My muse nibbles yours Twelve: Your muse goes down on mine Thirteen: Your muse gets a lap dance from mine Fourteen: My muse ties up your muse Fifteen: My muse removes one article of your muse’s clothing Sixteen: Your muse removes one article of my muse’s clothing Seventeen: My muse slips their hand into your muse’s pants Eighteen: My muse buys yours a shot Nineteen: My muse finds yours naked and tied to the bed Twenty:My muse will tease yours (take that however you will) Twenty-One: Your muse blindfolds mine Twenty-Two: Our muses have sex in an unconventional place Twenty-Three: My muse blindfolds yours Twenty-Four: My muse fawns over your muse’s neck (biting,kissing, etc.) Twenty-Five: Wild card! I get to pick any of the above

#memes #nsfw #queueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueue

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Fluffy rp Starters

"We could play chubby bunny."

"Aww, you're so cute!"

"Oh, come here. You need a hug."

"There! Now you're adorable~!"

"Will you cuddle with me?"

"Scoot over. I want to be under the blanket too."

"Mmmm, you smell like jasmine."

"I want snuggles. Now."

"Do you wanna go watch a movie? You know... with me?"

"I could just watch you all day."

"You have the cutest smile~"

"Can I play with your hair? Please?"

"You have no idea how much I want to hug you right now."

"Hey! Stop hitting me with pillows!"

"That is the goofiest thing you have ever done."

"Gosh, you're just so beautiful..."

"Need some cheering up? I brought fluffy blankets and a movie."

"You are adorable, and I love you~"

"Do you want to have a picnic?"

"You make me feel all warm and fuzzy."

#memes #queueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueue

[takaoecchi]

resplendeo:

let’s play another tag meme thing! put each word into your tags and see what pops up:

pretty head why when where shit you stop how for they super

#ooc #pretty much #headcanons #why #whenweaknessturnstostrength #i have no idea where i'm getting these insults from oh my god #shit #Thank You #unstoppablemonster #how odd #never forget #i know they technically meet during a game but this is more of a civilized meeting hmm? #super

[takaoecchi]

Your muse is in a frisky mood, Send "You're All Mine!" For my Muses reaction to yours pinning mine down on their bed.

#memes #queueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueue

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So obsessed with this little ditty.

#music #queueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueue