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person who has only watched one anime: what i really love about dungeon meshi is how it subverts our expectations of a typical anime by not sexualising women and having a good plot!

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help me

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I love that summary of the show because it 100% accurate.

If you like this kind of show and comedy then 100 girlfriends is TOP TIER.

“Don’t cry, it’s just a gag anime”

The gag anime:

#the 100 girlfriends who really really really really really love you

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Try again goofball!

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Duck Amuck | Director: Chuck Jones | Studio: Warner Bros. | USA, 1953

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Im 1/8th gay on my mothers side

'token straight' doesnt even exist in 2024. its gotten so queered up that theyre theyre all atleast a fifth of a faggot now

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Hunter D and Rogier, the premiere Dungeons & Demigods party of the Lands Between. (squeezed Gostoc in there because why not)

#scarecrow and tin man from the Wizard of Oz

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Back in mg day a "Hot Take" was what happened when the casserole was done and you couldnt find oven mitts.

#hot take

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Trump goes before US Supreme Court to state that it would be legal for him to -

as President use the US military to kill a political rival

as President order the military to stage a coup

it is UNPRECEDENTED for a US President to have blanket immunity from any and all crimes in and out of office,

All of the lower courts have slammed down this defense

however, the US Supreme court, packed by Trump to be extremely conservative and including two judges who are underqualified (to the extreme) and did not pass the standards of the American Bar Association, has not only decided to take the case, but to WAIT as long as possible before hearing it, and will most likely pass the case back down to the lower court, all to give their benefactor Trump the ability to hold off his Jan 6th case until after the US election in November.

Justice Thomas, under a cloud for taking bribes has stated that 'all Presidents are criminal'

but during the case, the conservative judges Would Not Address The Issue of The Case (Trump driving an insurrection to stop the certification of the last election)

If Trump does become President again, he will erase all federal cases against him, this is why he is running, to try to avoid prison and penalties.

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Dude 'evil shower'?!?! Thats like heavenly.

you can do more than one of these if you want

actually, you can do anything you want

live unapologetically and without restraint

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Im gonna tell you guys the story of how i almost ended things with my wife (then GF). Its funny not serious.

We'd been living together for a few years and we went grocery shopping and my wife buys a can of salmon (i am NOT a fish guy. I like mine battered and fried with chips and tartar sauce. End of list)

We get home and she's talking about how she's been craving a salmon salad sandwich. And telling me she'll make me one and it'll change my opinion on fish.

We're in the kitchen. She opens the can.

There are BONES. like not one or two but like a whole ass fish spine and some other bone-y bits.

I immediately assume the can is fucked. Kim tells me, in fact, no. This is how canned salmon is.

So I'm like oh ok? We just have to pick out the bones then?

No. She says no. Has a little laugh. She tells me thats why we have diced onions and celery.

Me:

She says the celery and onion add enough crunch that YOU DONT KNOW IF YOURE CRUNCHING BONE OR YOURE CRUNCHING VEG!!

(This is also when I started to suspect I'm neurodivergent by the way. Because i like a lot of different foods but an unexpected texture just kills me. But i digress.)

She then adds this all to a bowl and proceeds to put the smallest amount of mayo anyones ever used on anything into the mix. Like 1/2 teaspoon. Awful.

No salt. No pepper. Then puts it on TOASTED... DRY TOASTED bread (additional crunch?!?)

So another quick aside. Remember when i said i only like fish as fish and chips. I can stomach canned tuna so long as it is A) made with an ungodly amount of mayo and NO veg B) Pickle slices and C) On plain UNTOASTED wonderbread.

So she's made this monstrosity. And is like 'try a bite' i absolutely refuse. Im about to leap off our balcony rather than watch her eat it.

(I cant get any more gifs to work so were going dry)

To her credit she didnt push me. But the whole experience has shaken me to my core. I cant even look at her. I took dry cereal (honey combs i think) to the bedroom and shut the door and stayed in there until i calmed down.

But we survived and are still together all these years later.

#salmon #disgusting #bones #food stories #relationship stories #marriage #text post #long reads

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@transexualcow you asked for context in the tags so here you go. Its actually a really good series. My comment references a scene where Fred and Barney are in a bar or coffee shop and theres some far right politician spewing hate speech and they talk about how things are starting to get like they got 'before'

Then Fred just drops a line "Barn, we committed Genocide"

The context of THAT is that years back while they were in the army they were convinced/ordered by the current far right politician to launch a preemptive attack on (i think) lizard people? Or tree People? Because the politician said they were amassing an army to destroy bedrock. They werent.

When Fred, Barney and the rest of the army tore through the place they realized they'd destroyed a town full of women and children not a military instillation.

I think in this universe this is where Barney adopts BamBam from to finding him in the... rubble... ha

Its a really good series and i read all of it years ago. Its funny and poignant and complex. I cant recommend it enough.

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"Hey boss? I can't come to work today ... yeah. Yeah im trapped in the cell again. I sneezed and the keys slid across the floor … no yeah i get it. Sorry to do this to you."

Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶

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Bocchi the Crab!

#bocchi the rock! #bocchi #bocchiposting #crab

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I'm only voting in one poll per post thank you very much

everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

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My Liege

I love your art style and am also a duke but not a “woman”

(Trans masc lesbians unite!!)

Anyways here’s me being upside down

Thanks! I needed some good dynamic sketch refs!