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It’s been a long time and I just want to write something somewhere in the void. It need not be seen.

Your girl has a boy. 

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Crushes

Having a crush hurts, but it's also one of the coolest things ever. Because what you're often saying is "Hey I like you... But I don't just like you. I want to hear your stories, and bounce ideas off of you! I want to make you laugh and smile, and I kind of want to see if I can make you angry. I just want to know you! Because I think you're a really cool person, and I think we'd get along! Oh also, I like your face." Or at least you think you'd get along if they would ever notice you... Or if you could work up the courage to talk to them. :)

#crush #crushes #thoughts #seriously though #how amazing are crushes #like they're such a huge compliment #why are we so afraid to share them with people? #why #why do we think crushes are a burden?

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Dramatic Flair

#zoobe

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Story time

#zoobe

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Grar

#zoobe

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I am having way too much fun with this

#zoobe

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Agent CS is about to take a series 66 class and is soooooooo excited. (Can you feel the sarcasm?)

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friendly reminder that Harry Potter

at eleven, was described by his teachers as ‘bright’

at the same age, according to the Sorting Hat: “Not a bad mind, either. There’s talent, oh my goodness, yes” and “You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head”

mastered the challenging Patronus Charm at thirteen and proceeded to teach it at fifteen

resisted the Imperius Curse at fourteen and soon learned to throw it off completely, even when cast by the incredibly powerful Voldemort

also at fourteen, learned to cast a powerful Accio Charm

at fifteen, was training other students

at the same age, under extreme stress, tested as 'exceeds expectations’ or 'outstanding’ in every subject that required actual magic (including the dreaded Potions)

same age, cast a briefly effective Cruciatus Curse

at sixteen, became a star Potions student simply by following superior instructions

at seventeen, successfully cast the Imperius Curse on his first try, and used it repeatedly

at the same age, cast a successful Cruciatus Curse

Keep reading

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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY

 HAPPY BIRTHDAY .... TOOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEE 

(Sing to your favorite tune a la the Hogwarts school song)

Agent Celebrating Birthday Out 

#i'm just a bag of old bones now

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Rape Songs?

Is that one Maroon 5 song about rape, and did I never realize it bc it's from a guy's perspective? "Try to tell you no but my body keeps on telling you yes, try to tell you stop but your lipstick got me so (yeah don't know the words here...)" Thoughts?

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Ahhh what books did you read??

UPDATE TIME! So I (Agent CS) spent Memorial Day up in Wisconsin with my family :)

First vacation in a long while and it was basically paradise. My sister has mono so there was no canoeing, but I napped in my new hammock and got through 5 books! Caught up on a ton of sleep as well :)

CS Out!

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UPDATE TIME! So I (Agent CS) spent Memorial Day up in Wisconsin with my family :) First vacation in a long while and it was basically paradise. My sister has mono so there was no canoeing, but I napped in my new hammock and got through 5 books! Caught up on a ton of sleep as well :) CS Out!

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kept getting requests for gryphons so heres a bunch of them At Once

#yessss #very yes

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Video: 100 Years of Beauty in 1 Minute: Philippines Edition

#makeup

#i have grown very fond of this series

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I WANT THE THING

The Mewgaroo Hoodie, A Cozy Sweatshirt With a Cat-Sized Pouch So Kitties Can Snuggle Inside

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I have read this series over and over…

<3

#first page of the series #to give more context and such #CB

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I just binge read (yeah? Is that what you call it?) the comic series Y: The Last Man. It is good friends, read it. Many many new inspirational fictional characters for the wall. Agent Chum Bum out

Brian K. Vaughan

Pia Guerra and Jose Marzan Jr.

#Y the last man #comics #sweet characters #Agent 355 is so cool