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100% no jokes when i say that i can see rhulk being into human centipede

#i would watch it with him tbh

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but they DO buy one because they think it’s funny. and maybe they can show one of their eliksni friends and ask “what are your thoughts on this”. discourse erupts within the HL community because of it

I like to think before seeing an actual eliksni dick, Sunny sees a dildo of one for the first time and their inner biologist is like, “there’s no way that’s what they actually look like”

#nsft #they show sao and they’re ugly laughing at it for like 10 minutes

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I like to think before seeing an actual eliksni dick, Sunny sees a dildo of one for the first time and their inner biologist is like, “there’s no way that’s what they actually look like”

#and then sao pops up like “’don’t worry it’s not’ and they scream bc they didn’t realize they were talking to themself or that they were #-there beside them /j #nsft

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had a brainwave last night about how awful the alien dildo designs must have been pre-friendly contact in the Last City and just had to draw it for...reasons

(as a biologist, drawing the left image physically hurt me. so now i must inflict it all on you too)

#eliksni #art #oh my god. you get it. #i hate it when people draw aliens with humanistic genitals sdgfdsf #nsft

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#the way i've been meaning to draw this as a bunch of titans for months but keep forgetting to finish it asdfgbgfds

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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

#meow? sorry. meow? sorry. meow?

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like the way it could be three people or three groups. or how it could be one person that changes over time into one thing,,,,

hm. soldier poet king but with my ocs....

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hm. soldier poet king but with my ocs....

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things i've learned in onslaught

it's good to save ur funds during the 50 wave playlist for upgrades in case someone runs out

heavy grenade launchers with some form of elemental perk are ur best friend forever and ever

lead the tormentor AWAY from the ADL. make that fucker chase you if you gotta

buy whatever. upgrade whatever. "you're a loser if you buy tripwires >:(" that's a cute opinion. did a twitter user give it to you?

odds are you're not the only person trying to farm arcite's weapon bounties, give ur teammates a chance to score kills as well!!

unless you're good at it and can balance it, don't use a scout and a sniper at the same time. weapon diversity is your friend too

looking at what the surges are is also your buddy pal

piss and get anything else you need done done before you start the 50 wave pacer test because unless you're all in sync with what the other is up to, ur not really gonna have time to take a break, ESPECIALLY later on when you get to the beefier no-res waves

just be patient and nice and have fun

#destiny 2 #onslaught

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#kicks my legs like I’m at a slumber party #shaxx and saint and caiatl and variks and-

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can’t wait to get to the final boss room and experience the witness towering over us like

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“well I’M glad shaxx isn’t on this list” you hate me and want me to die

#/lh

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#me kicking a group of those yellow fuel tanks towards a group of legionaries then shooting them the second they get close enough

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#hmmm… #guardian as in myself? i’d go on a date with a lot of these #primarily misraaks and drifter!! #but also def crow and elsie… i’d want to give them both a very nice date where they wouldn’t have to worry about a thing #off list primary character wise i’d go for shaxx and spider!!! also rahool and ada teehee #maybe banshee too… #also xur of course -w- #and who could forget my dear wife caiatl 💖 #this list is huge i’m very sorry akxhsjxh #I FORGOT VARIKS OH NO

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

#CROW AND FIKRUL. SOBBING

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“despite jumping around a lot destiny 2 is just a menu game” SINKING MY MOUTH INTO THAT HOOK BECAUSE NO TF IT’S NOT?????

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legendary sharts

#i just realized