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(417): Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?

#auctus #barca #spartacus: gods of the arena

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I'm sure you've said so before, but where do you get your images?

I used to use grande_caps but unfortunately their gallery crashed awhile ago and they haven't restored their Spartacus caps yet. 

#wildchildalr

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(440): Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth.

#submission #duro #spartacus: blood and sand

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(416): what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.

#submission #nasir #agron #spartacus: war of the damned

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(609): I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.

#submission #agron #nasir #spartacus: vengeance

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(413): I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blowjob.  So this is college.

#submission #barca #auctus #gannicus #spartacus: gods of the arena

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(314): I am not getting you a goat.

(479); Fair enough.  I am not going out with you.  The goat was not negotiable.

#submission #nasir #agron #spartacus: war of the damned

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(425): Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people

#submission #agron #spartacus: war of the damned

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(660): The feeling are messing with the penis

#gannicus #sibyl #spartacus: war of the damned

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(607): Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.

#ilithyia #batiatus #spartacus: blood and sand

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(+44): When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.

#gannicus #spartacus: War of the Damned

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(406): Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.

#spartacus: War of the Damned #nasir #agron #spartacus #gannicus

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(484): Bro, you’re like, my right testicle. Can’t go anywhere without you.

#spartacus #crixus #spartacus: vengeance

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(734): If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do.

#gannicus #melitta #diona #naevia #Spartacus: Gods of the Arena

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(604): I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.

(604): And then someone hit me with a pool cue

#barca #Spartacus: Blood And Sand

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(270): I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.

#naevia #spartacus: War of the Damned

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(914): DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD

#submission #nasir #agron #spartacus: vengeance