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This is fucking hilarious and amazing!!

Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.

He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.

“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.

“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.

Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.

There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.

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2023.07.20

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. An Auror’s Reprieve by Lurid_Depravity [E, 5k]

►A hard day at work leaves Harry with a head full of frustration and Draco with a man to show his dedication to.

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Fest/Exchange

1. A Pureblood’s Guide to Driving and Apostasy by Anonymous [E, 9k]

►Draco Malfoy should be happy - he’s engaged to a suitable young lady, chosen by his father, and on the way to restoring the family name. Except he isn’t happy at all. That is, until Pansy (or is it fate?) brings him to a magical garage where his whole worldview is set on fire. ★ HD Wireless 2022 | @hd-wireless

2. Snitches & Sitches by Anonymous [T, 4k]

►After a Quidditch accident, Harry’s life turns upside down when he suffers a case of retrograde amnesia. Surrounded by people and places he should remember, Harry must cope with his slow recovery, all the while feeling like there’s something very familiar about the blond with gray eyes who keeps wistfully staring at him. ★ HD Wireless 2022 | @hd-wireless

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2023.07.13

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. all on his mouth like liquor by @nv-md [E, 2k]

►Harry and Draco have sex in a limo—that’s the whole plot.

2. Flying With the Stars by abiotictuba117 [M, 5k]

►Harry finally finishes fixing up Sirius’s old motorcycle and the boys take it out for it’s first ride, flying under the night sky.

3. For you? Always. by greyy_720 [M, 1k]

►For you? Always. He wants to respond with a smile, dripping with all the charm the rest of the wizarding world says he has and hopes that would finally be the thing that puts a crack into the foundation of every wall Draco builds around himself. Instead, he gives a low, affirmative hum. […]

4. If You’re Afraid of Butter, Use Cream by Gordon_Greenwood [M, 9k]

►Draco’s finally convinced Harry to sit with him for a television marathon. There will be snacks, cuddling, jokes, and the ever-looming dread of commitment. The usual kinda stuff.

5. In between, everything is still by MsRyanWrites3 [T, 20k]

►Harry finally notices that Draco may not be the prick he saw him as and may be saying and doing the nasty things he does because he is made to…

6. Little Lamb Gone to Slaughter by @charlottewritesall [T, 89k]

►Harry doesn’t think much about the Triwizard Tournament beyond being relieved that he won’t have anything to do with it at all. It seems like he might finally have a quiet, peaceful year. So, of course, his name ends up coming out of the Goblet of Fire despite the fact that he would never in a million years enter this death tournament willingly. […]

7. Night Dragon, Dawn Bird by Xenjn [M, 19k]

►“Is Draco alive? Is he in the castle?” […]

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Fest/Exchange

1. All the Colors in the World by Anonymous [M, 11k]

►Five years into their relationship, Draco is beginning to wonder if his motivations and methods to save Harry are as pure as he’d thought. Everything seems to be going well for them on the surface, with the mostly Muggle life they’ve built together, but beneath roils a sea of half-formed dreams and secrets that threaten to engulf them both. Until, one day in summertime, Harry surprises him. ★ HD Wireless 2022 | @hd-wireless

2. A Little Bit of You by Anonymous [T, 2k]

►When Harry’s constant flirting lands him frequent front page slots in the Daily Prophet, Draco resigns himself to never being loved like that by the man he is head over heels with. Turns out, he was right. But that’s not necessarily a bad thing. ★ HD Wireless 2022 | @hd-wireless

[that-gayyy-bitch]

Yes.

[that-gayyy-bitch]

FanFiction.net is not gone.

Right now it's a victim of DNS (Domain Name Service) spoofing. This means that a malicious party is trying to steal traffic from FFn by purchasing a very similar domain.

Correction:

The new "fake" site that people are seeing still belongs to FanFiction.net—they just misconfigured their servers and are not redirecting traffic from the bare fanfiction.net to the main site at www.fanfiction.net. There is likely no malicious agent. Didn't mean to scare anyone! Just wanted to let people know the site wasn't deleted!

So if you want to read fanfiction and not see leaves, you have have to type out "www.fanfiction.net".

Please share so people stop panicking.

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I want to be able to find this again so I’m reblogging it.

2023.05.15

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. we should just kiss (like real people do) by whenstheweddingcake [T, 75k, series]

►Harry’s summer is better than ever before, and he returns to Hogwarts for his fifth year with more power, changing relationships, an army at his back, and another DADA teacher that seems to have it out for him.

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Fest/Exchange

1. Deep Dive by Anonymous [G, 13k]

►When fourteen-year-old Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his fourth year, he learns that the school will be hosting the first-ever European Wizarding Student Cup. He is excited for a year of just Quidditch, without Voldemort or any mortal danger. But it doesn’t take long before an unexpected connection with a competitor complicates what was meant to be a worry-free year. ★ Lights Camera Drarry 2023 | @lcdrarry

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I knew I needed mental help but holy shit. Like I cannot for the life of me read the books I am told to for school (English class) but oh yeah 2000+ pages of dead gay wizards. Or more. Can do. Just give me a day or two. Or no physics homework. Will be done and very happy. But fr this might be a problem.

For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards

Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you

The Length of:

ATYD: 526,969 words

Choices: 624,187 words

Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words

The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words

ALSO

50,000 words is about 200 pages

WHICH MEANS

The shortest of those works is

2000 FUCKING PAGES

We all need mental help

#marauders #i have a problem #reading #mental illness #dead gay wizards #dead gay wizards from the 70s

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An open letter to my dear trans and nonbinary friends inside my phone:

I really want every single one of you to know that you are awesome regardless of if and how you transition and present yourself.

You can choose to take T or E regardless of your gender. You can choose not to have T or E, too.

You can choose to have surgery without hormones. You can start hormones, stop for any reason, and then go back on hormones.

You can also choose to not have any medical transition at all.

You can choose to bind or tuck, regardless of your gender. You can also choose to not bind or tuck for any reason.

You can be a masculine girl or a feminine boy if that's what you want.

You can be a man and wear a dress with heels. You can be a woman and wear suits or muscle shirts. You can wear anything that sparks joy.

You can become the void or an eldritch horror or be "just a guy/gal but not really"

You can have any name you desire, even if it is viewed as a "stereotypical trans/nb name".

You can have any kind of genitalia your heart desires. It is not fetishistic to want a penis, vagina, or both.

If your body is a temple, then you are the deity to whom it worships. Therefore, you can decorate your temple to your liking and still be exactly who you know you are.

There are no rules to being trans enough.

There is no one way to be a boy, girl, or nonbinary person.

Whatever you are doing for yourself, you are killing it out there!

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I’m definitely am Bitches.

Bitches be like "man I'm tired, I think I need to head to bed early" but really they're going to go lay in bed and read hoardes of fanfiction like the little gremlin they are

It's me, I'm Bitches

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More reposting so I can find this again.

2022.12.24 ~ Christmas Eve

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. After the war at six by Mimbelwimbel [G, 1k]

►They made a promise to meet here, after the war at six. Will Harry come?

2. The house upon the hill by HedgehogWrites [M, 47k]

►Draco has a hard life. His relationship isn’t healthy and he struggles every single day. Until that one day when everything changes and he meets an old… yeah, what exactly? Enemy? Friend?

3. The Nose Room by feltwrong [T, 42k]

►In which Harry gets divorced, Draco puts a TV room in Malfoy Manor, and Greg proves that he belonged in Slytherin all along.

4. Without Sunshine by @sweet-s0rr0w [T, 1k]

►The fall of the Wizarding World begins on a Tuesday morning. As Draco says, the timing’s dreadful.

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Fest/Exchange

1. The Holly and the Ivy by @wolfpants [E, 4k]

►This year at the Annual Ministry Yule Auction, Magpies Seeker Draco Malfoy’s time is up for sale. When Harry places the winning bid, will their contracturally-binding weekend together heal old wounds, or worsen them? […] ★ Wheel of Drarry Mini-Exchange 2022 | @drarrymicrofic

2. Intimate Arrangements by Anonymous [E, 6k]

►[…] The relationship between the two was never going to be easy sailing. They are both damaged and hurt by the war and these types of scars take time to heal. On this first of many Christmas’s they both come to terms with the demons of their past and the issues between them. ★ HFPC Holiday Bingo 2022

3. waltzing lights by @piarelei [T, 3k]

►The rain is cold, the boat shaky and all that Draco can find comfort in is the warmth of Potter’s presence. ★ 2022 Harry Potter Trans Comfort Fest | @magicaltrans

4. The Wonder of You by Anonymous [E, 72k]

►In the year 2000, Harry left Draco behind in London, intent on America and Quidditch fame and never looked back. Thirteen years later, Harry gets the opportunity to see what his life could have been like, had his life unravelled in a different way. Nothing in Harry’s world is the same, but Harry soon comes to realise that fatherhood, marriage and the biggest, laziest Crup in Hogsmeade add to up a life he enjoys more than he could even have imagined. ★ H/D Erised 2022 | @hd-erised

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I’m reposting this so I can come back and read these when I have the time (or when I don’t have the time but I want to).

2022.12.25 ~ Christmas Day

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. Aere Perennius by @onbeinganangel [M, 25k]

►Upon Narcissa’s death, Draco Malfoy lets his best mate decide on a new place for him to live and set up his flower shop. Pansy, the meddling witch that she is, picks Godric’s Hollow. Specifically, the oh-so-conveniently available space next to Harry Potter’s bookshop. […]

2. Amantes Visci by paigehawkins [E, 15k]

►It’s Christmas Eve and Harry’s planning to spend it with Andromeda and adorable 2 year old Teddy. He doesn’t expect Draco Malfoy to be there too, playing the part of loving nephew and doting cousin. And what’s with the magical mistletoe that seems to follow them around?

3. Boyfriends’ domestic by Mimbelwimbel [G, 3k]

►It’s Teddy’s birthday but Draco has other things on his mind. A fight might be inevitable.

4. A Christmas for Reminiscing by tsfiazz [?, 3k]

►Harry’s first Christmas with Draco, and all the things in between.

5. Christmas Next Door to You by Eeva21 [T, 29k]

►Eleven years after the war, Harry is unemployed and more than a little lonely. When someone moves into the house next door, Harry happily brings over a dish of lasagna to forge a new friendship. But who’s to answer the door other than Draco Malfoy? Draco, who’s been travelling the world and hasn’t been back in England since he graduated Hogwarts. […]

6. Fresh Plates and Clean Slates by @cr-amber [T, 1k]

►Harry’s friends have helped him learn to be a human again after the war, but Draco hasn’t been so lucky, so Harry takes it upon himself to do the same for the man he loves over the holidays.

7. ‘Tis the Season for Cuddles by @dracowillhearaboutthis [T, 4k]

►Sick of Harry and Draco’s antics, the Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw students ask to organise annual inter-house events to create bonds between the students and stop Harry and Draco from fighting.

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Fest/Exchange

1. An Abstract Courtship by Anonymous [E, 9k]

►[..] “No.” Blaise states matter-of-factly. “Because you, Potter, are a complete fucking idiot.” ★ H/D Erised 2022 | @hd-erised

2. Midnight Confessions by @themountainsgreen [T, 1k]

►Sometimes, you need that special charm to realise what’s right in front of you. […] ★ Wheel of Drarry Mini-Exchange 2022 | @drarrymicrofic

3. The Modern Pokerface, and How to Use It by @bluesyquill [E, 4k]

►Harry just had to follow Draco’s rules until after the party. Simple, right? ★ Thrills 'N Chills 2022

4. Rumour Has It by @rei382 [T, 2k]

►The papers have long ago been hinting that Harry and Ginny’s relationship was in shambles. They’ve also been hinting that the reason might be that Harry wasn’t exactly straight. But the papers are never right, are they? ★ Thrills 'N Chills 2022

5. The Suitor by @mars-bar81 [E, 1k]

►Sirius has been training his Omega godson for almost a year, and has finally found the perfect suitor for him. ★ Dead Dove: Do Not Enter Secret Santa 2022

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★ 25 Days of Draco and Harry 2022 | @slythindor100

Everything, Slightly to the Left by @beyondtheclose [M, 22k]

i’ll give you the world by @panicissharp [T, 23k]

Searching Our Hearts by @samunderthelights [T, 36k]

Somewhere in My Memory by @maraudersaffair [E, 29k]

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This is fucking brill.

Dark Remus. Remus who turned to Regulus after the prank. Becoming a master at card games and taking shots. Remus sneaking out after dark with Evan and Barty. Remus switching his jumpers for blazers. The whole of Slytherin remember that one party where Remus punched Snape, liquor in one hand, Regulus’ eyeliner, blood on his knuckles. Barty teaching him guitar. Dorcas letting him borrow her guitar. Chipped black nail polish. Smirks over breakfast, dark laughter during lessons. Pranks they get away with. Remus and Regulus flirting shamelessly while doing homework, stares as he walked in corridors. Putting Lily’s concealer in the bin, letting the light see his scars. Remus embracing the monster inside him as he lives amongst them:

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This is adorable. I love it.

James: Do you want to know your gay name? Regulus: My... my gay name? James: Yeah, it's your first name- Regulus: Haha. Very funny James- James: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. Regulus: Oh- oh my god.

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[that-gayyy-bitch]

I would be dating Miss Piggy. Women are infinitely superior to men.

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

#i’m gay #women

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Okay but I absolutely love all of these. They’re literally the sweetest. And wolfstar is definitely one of my fave couples.

I'm wanting to add to my list what are your favorite wolfstar "middle names"?

Most of mine are from crimson rivers bc it's my obsession.

#wolfstar #marauders #remus x sirius #remus loves sirius #sirius black #remus lupin #middle name

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