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Update: he's back...

A little story time:

A few days ago I had to stay up til 3 am and get up at 7am for some days in a row to complete my diploma project because my team just messed everything up.. So on the day I finally finished I decided to sleep a lot longer... Fast forward that night at 7am I heard this strange thudding sound in my sleep so naturally I woke up. The first thought I had when the thudding continued was to tell my brother to shut up because he can be really loud. I slowly rolled around and opened my mouth but he wasn't even there... I was so confused so I looked around to find the source of the thudding and then I found it... It was this HECKING BIRD JUST HURLING HIMSELF INTO THE WINDOW over and over and over... I just thought "what the hell birb... Why are you doing this? Why can't you just let me sleep?" but yea now that I was awake I just made some toast and thought next day I'll sleep longer BUT HE WAS THERE AGAIN THROWING HIMSELF INTO THE GLASS AT 6AM.. Man.. Now that I'm back to school I have to get up early again :').. Pls I just want some sleep

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A little story time:

A few days ago I had to stay up til 3 am and get up at 7am for some days in a row to complete my diploma project because my team just messed everything up.. So on the day I finally finished I decided to sleep a lot longer... Fast forward that night at 7am I heard this strange thudding sound in my sleep so naturally I woke up. The first thought I had when the thudding continued was to tell my brother to shut up because he can be really loud. I slowly rolled around and opened my mouth but he wasn't even there... I was so confused so I looked around to find the source of the thudding and then I found it... It was this HECKING BIRD JUST HURLING HIMSELF INTO THE WINDOW over and over and over... I just thought "what the hell birb... Why are you doing this? Why can't you just let me sleep?" but yea now that I was awake I just made some toast and thought next day I'll sleep longer BUT HE WAS THERE AGAIN THROWING HIMSELF INTO THE GLASS AT 6AM.. Man.. Now that I'm back to school I have to get up early again :').. Pls I just want some sleep

#lil birb #sleeplees night #let me sleep #tired af

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So apparently women with normal proportions are innapropriate but one with "perfect" proportion would be fine? ... Bruh it's a reference of super normal and pretty proportions and features... Dang people

body types are not inherently NSFW

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You guys wanna know what I hate:

Men like the display of a woman's body until it is no longer for the sake of their pleasure, then it's suddenly disgusting and no one wants to see it.

Also if a woman likes to show a lot she's a slut and if they don't want to show anything they are either "ugly" or prude.

It's completely "normal" for a man to like sex and if they don't it's again the women's fault. But if women like sex she again is a bitch/slut and so on.. And if she doesn't like sex then there's something wrong with her.

If a girl dresses feminine and pretty she's asking for attention and if a girl doesn't she now suddenly doesn't take care of herself and her appearance. If a girl has short hair she's automatically a dude or a lesbian.

What the hell is wrong with people to think that treating women like this is OK??

It's not like we dress up for guys.. we do it for ourselves or sometimes other girls. But I do know that when a girl hides behind baggy clothes it's because of the unwanted attention they got from men...why are we always expected to show ourselfs for others.. Women aren't just objects of pleasure for men.. We are humans and we deserve respect!!!

#come on people

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I've got a question

So, I have short hair like a coconut and I regularly get called or call myself coconut. Thing is... I'm sipping out of a coconut right now... So would that be cannibalism?

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Someone: huh you don't want children? Why not!?! they are so great!

Me: well.. because I can't bare the thought that I might end up raising my child as horeibly as my parents raised me. I don't want to cause my child irreparable mental damage just because I was never taught how to properly love.. All I know is how it shouldn't be done and that's why I don't want children. I just don't want to be responsible for a fragile life that could be ruined in so many ways. I'd feel heartbroken if I did something wrong.

Someone: uh um.. Are you OK?

Me: well yes... tho I'm a bit hungry.. Shall we go grab lunch? :)

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Teacher: does anybody know the answer to this question? Nobody?

My stomach: *noises of a dying whale*

Teacher: mh yes, that's right

#awkward #school

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To anyone with this problem: pls be my friend

*trying to write/post something and being broud of the idea. Starting to type and getting super frustrated within the first few seconds because of simply not being able to but things into words. Getting your brain all over the place but being frozen still because you're so frustrated that you can't even write simple things. Having a meltdown because of this lingering feeling that you'll never be able to write something great. Then random Frick flooding out of your head and no one gets what you're trying to say*

Does anyone get this?

Send help haha

#dumb brain things #helpless

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Me when I finally decide to tell my mom

Me: Mom I have a girlfriend

Mom: Congrats! What's his- wait what? Are you a lesbian?

Me: Nah I'm panromantic

Mom: what the heck is that??

Me: well it's a-

Mom: Did you sleep with her?

Me: No I'm ace

Mom: and what is that now!?

Me: it's when-

Mom: Nevermind..

Me: We're also in a poly relationship

Mom: OMG please explain what the heck that is now.

Me: It's when can you have more than one partner-

Mom: For s*x !???!

Me: No! Well I'm still ace so no.

Mom: *Faints*

Me: Thanks for listening to my ted talk :')

#ace #panromantic #mom

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New concept?

Someone: *hitting on me*

Me: "do you like card tricks?"

*pulls out a deck of cards*

*flicks the ace of spades in their face*

"hokus pokus, you just hit on an asexual"

#asexual #ace #weird