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short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead
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I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE
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If this ain't me
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reasons i love derry girls:
there's no teenage romance. michelle talks about sex a lot and erin has childish crushes but there's no actual romance
just. orla mccool
after clare comes out they all wear rainbow pins all the time
the only people with any brain cells in the whole show are gerry and sister michael
the montage in 1×06 where the kids are dancing and having fun and meanwhile the adults are watching the news and the political situation escalates
the montage in 2×05 where the kids are fighting at prom and meanwhile the adults are watching the news and there's a ceasefire
the conflicts are one episode long. if something isn't resolved in 20 minutes it's never mentioned again
it's fucking hilarious okay
it's about T H E P O W E R O F F R I E N D S H I P
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Every gossip site that leak information like this should be abolished like whoever leaked the video of how her corpse been moved from the river to the morgue. They don’t f*cking care about the family or friends of Naya, they just care that their news are exclusive, and that’s disgusting
TMZ needs to be ABOLISHED. There’s no way that a GOSSIP SITE should be breaking the news of people’s deaths and injuries before these people’s FAMILIES are notified. The fact that TMZ actively HAS people working in law enforcement and healthcare positions is sickening. Just because you’re famous you can’t get the help you urgently need without someone leaking your information at the time your most sensitive for money and flimsy views?? How many more situations like this do we need to face before we start holding TMZ accountable for what they’ve done??
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Me at work: wow I can’t wait to go home and take a shower and make some food and wash my clothes and learn advanced biology and apply for NASA and make a breakthrough in modern physics Me: *Gets home and falls asleep on the door handle*
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Not shipping a queer ship doesn’t make you homophobic. Preferring a straight ship to a queer ship doesn’t make you homophobic. Attacking someone over a ship makes you a jerk. Attacking someone who is clearly not homophobic, racist, ableist etc. for being homophobic, racist, ableist etc. accomplishes nothing but make a decent person feel like shit and make you look like a total asshole so please stop doing it.
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I can only describe my luck with that i got a group project with the most intelligent people of my class for the first time ever, all working for the university laboratory, and being almost all the parts of this project easy, i got the only hard part which is the process of the adiponitrile. And i thoght i had finished my part, but they just send me 40 pages to read and add to my part, in a language that isn’t my mother language so this is just GREAT
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all girls do in college is ask each other for ibuprofen cuz our heads hurt
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Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting the dirt for it?" and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body
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