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[the-amazing-karnak]

Karnak pookie, you haven’t been on my dash in forever

HI VIRGIL *gives cheese and apples*

WHY, SPIRITS?! WHY HAVE YOU CURSED ME WITH APPEARING ON RICKY'S DASHBOARD?! WHYYYYYYYYY?! Oh my goddddd HI RICKY!!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

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[the-amazing-karnak]

⁉️your Virgil seems to be.. chaotic..

Yeah. He is a rather hyper fellow. But I must ask, what do you mean "my" Virgil? Are there other Virgils?

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[the-amazing-karnak]

.. Can I have a fortune?

And if you've seen a girl with dark brown french braids, green eyes, and a Saint Cassian uniform- .. Please let me know. I've been looking for her for a while now. I will not disclose why. It's- .. personal matters.

- 🪄

Your lucky number is 8. Things will turn around eventually. As for the Saint Cassian's girl... I cannot tell you of her whereabouts quite yet, but I have seen her.

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[the-amazing-karnak]

May I hug Karnak (if he accepts hugs)

If not, may I hug Vergil instead, or at least give Karnak a high five if possible?

I do accept them, yes. Go right ahead. I've gotten used to physical contact after exiting the restraints of my old machine, and am experimenting with human expressions of companionship. WAIT BUT WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEE ???

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[the-amazing-karnak]

Sorry you have an umofficial son, when r u gonna pay fucling child support

I do not perceive myself as a paternal figure to anyone. I can not pay child support for a child that DOES NOT EXIST. Sorry for the inconvenience? I am genuinely confused about what you people are on about.

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[the-amazing-karnak]

either pay up on the child support or ill take ur ass to court

😒

Um. I do not have any children, I can assure you. Once again, I am an animatronic. I am incapable of reproducing. Also, I can not pay legal fees as an animatronic.

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[the-amazing-karnak]

((Apologies for the recent slow of activity! Things have gotten busy but asks will return very soon!! You can feel free to continue to send me asks in the meantime!))

-soup

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[the-amazing-karnak]

oh boy I sure am excited to ride that rollercoaster! before i ride, can i get a fortune please?

You are going to fucking die

Your lucky number is 22. Your future holds many of your dreams to come true. Maybe avoid the rollercoaster for today?

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[the-amazing-karnak]

I would like a fortune good sir

Your lucky number is 40. Your future is looking bright. Steer clear of any freeways within the hour.

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[the-amazing-karnak]

OOOO I ALSO WANT A FORTUNE

Gimme it robo man :33

You're a man right

Yes, I am a man. Anyways, your lucky number is 59. The support you need will be delivered soon. Be sure to avoid any cats tomorrow.

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[the-amazing-karnak]

LEAVE US ALONE FREAK

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[the-amazing-karnak]

...No.

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[the-amazing-karnak]

Can I get a fortune 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Your lucky number is 10. You will receive some good news today, regarding something you love. Make sure to watch where you're walking today.

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[the-amazing-karnak]

can you give me a fortune pls 🙏🙏

Your lucky number is 18. An unexpected gift may arrive today. Steer clear of anyone who owns a Chihuahua today.

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[the-amazing-karnak]

Alright. Give me a fortune.

Your lucky number is 31. Be sure to call a friend today, as they may have exciting news. Avoid people in roller skates today.

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[the-amazing-karnak]

do you tell fortunes too?

Yes, for a price. Probably. You know what, no. You want a fortune? I'll give you a fortune.

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[the-amazing-karnak]

hey karnak i have ur son here, when the fuck r u gonna pay child support bitch

I don't have a son? I am an animatronic incapable of ever reproducing by any means. You must have the wrong person.

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