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Last week of school forever fucking finally

#godddd. but then i have to go to graduation practice or whatever. ugh

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off to have hot gay sex with your mom

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I’m playing splatoon 1 rn and ever since I’ve been playing, I’ve always wondered what that little song/jingle was when you’re at the end in level 18, it’s some sounds like some kind of broken little song but I can’t find it anywhere, it also plays at the beginning of the level, is there any possible way you can get the audio?

Sorry this took so long! I'm finally getting through Splatoon 1 stuff and it's not as close to the other two games. This is an interesting ask though. Here's the jingle i found from a youtube video

I wasn't able to find anything for that exact sound, but later i did see a "mission gate" file, which was later repurposed for tower control (splatoon 1 only shipped with turf war fun fact/if you remember)

and just cutting the speed in half gives...

It sounds like it's this, or one of the other 2 mission gate turned tower control jingles, chopped up and played at exactly half speed.

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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something feels off about this pearlina...

#ships #yeeeaaass......

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I need to start makign that fucking comiiic gaaaaaaaahhhhh

#calliieeeeee....

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Callie cuttlefish save me

#knife's art #doodles #digital art #splatoon #callie cuttlefish #loud as fuck in this prom. saaaave meeeeee

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youy momma so MARIO she jumps for joy when she gets the gold coin!

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I need to read dungeon meshi fuck

#damnit. i need to read it ik that ill like it so why am i nottttttt

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every single other character: OH MY GODDD FALIN A CHIMERA WHAGGHH DARK MAGIC BWAGHG

Falin:

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the muse ⬇️

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reblog for sample size !!

#greeeyyyyy

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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i don't make balls jokes that often anymore im losing my touch...