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beautiful account. love it

Thank you!! ☺

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*transitions in your inbox than detransitions than transitions again and continues until i have achieved maximum gender in your askbox*

*dissapears and leaves behind a pipebomb*

...what did I just witne-

*the pipebomb blows up and the Harry Potter woman is blown to bits 🥰*

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hellooooo

im a Nigerian trans man (who likes men), if I was a character in ur book, what would be my name

Tray N. Bender

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i lovebeing trans i love cutting offf my boobies i love kissing woman i love genderfuckery i love gays i love aces i love aros i love poly i love queer

This is a extremely bad example to be presenting on the internet! Think of the children >:[

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I'm a genderfluid bi Indian person.

What'd you call me if I was in hp.

Indiana Jones

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why would you let a british person be a better writer than you

I am British!

Are you being anti-British?! That's offensive!

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

This just goes to show how much support and love I have!

#1000 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

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JK Rowling (and others) are back for funsies!

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I will be out of commission for the time being, as the creator is dealing with stress and headache problems and literally cannot think of responses for asks at the moment.

He is unsure of how long of an hiatus they will take, but vi will be available on their main account @samijami. If he is not however, vir discord is samuil#0978 if it's important enough to get them notified of your conversation.

But he should be fairly active on his main, but he will be ignoring asks and interactions on his alternate accounts since vi can only deal with so many things at this moment and should be focusing of vemself.

He says his dearest apologies for any inconvenience this can cause, but their mental health, grievances, and stress should be prioritised over the internet. He recommends you guys should prioritise yours too.

Take care of yourself out there!

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jk how do you feel knowing im writkng a book for middle/high schoolers and every single charactor is queer

I feel like you shouldn't be exposing such youth to the idea that that is fine! Atleast when I wrote Dumbledore, I have a great contempt for his identity in mind!

He dumby dumb

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help I'm writing a trans lesbian with adhd but I don't know what to name her :(

Traidy Yike Hype

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I’m writing a story where all the main characters dont get called by their legal first names. What should the black non verbal autistic gay boy’s nickname be

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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In Interviews or on Twitter, you oftentimes refer to your detractors as "Muggles". I couldn't help but notice that this makes you look a little hypocritical, since wizard surpremacists are supposed to be the bad guys in your story. And given that there are barely any sympathetic characters who don't use magic, it does come off as if you agree with Voldemort's worldview.

Fiction VS reality can oftentimes be confusing! But just know that in reality, I deserve to rule everything with wizard powers, but in fiction, Voldemort sucks!

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jkr, im writing a book, and i don't know what to name my obligatory gay asian character. Any ideas?

There's no need to name him, he should get beat to death by his parents before the straight cishet white character even walks up to him.

But he's eternally reffered to as Old Yeller for the rest of the time by other characters as a nickname after he dies.

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What is your opinion on trans men? Technically, they do nothing to womens rights (not that trans women do either) Bonus question: what are nonbinary people to do if we're afab? Do we go into women's spaces because of that or do we go into the racoon spaces?

Trans is just unnatural! Hmph, honestly these questions are dumb..women can't be men, they just feel too belittled and they become men to fit in since women's rights have been violated too greatly by trans women that actual women have little to nothing to work with.

Especially if you consider the younger generations of women, like they're dummies. Sad, sad dummies. They give in to peer pressure too easily!

Nonbinary? Well, I refuse to see this as human if you're just going to make up things now. >:(

Seriously, raccoon spaces for them. Git!

#im a parody btw #parody #satirical #satire #i do not support jkr #fuck jkr #fuck jk rowling

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You know, with Disney's newer movie 'Strange World' having a gay black (biracial, not to mention!) teenager..

I thought to myself 'well that's a kid's movie so that's not right', but then I remembered that he's black, so he's a character that's not to be taken seriously anyways <3

Actually, I rather find it as a way to say 'don't do the thing the dark man in the shadows is doing'. So if you think about it, it's a good message!

I might just do that now..maybe he can date Dumbledore and they'll be caught being weird infront of children so it'd be an example of why they're disgusting!

I can imagine it now..Dumbledore and Carca having a good old..'wrestling match' in the classroom as the kids walk in and..

Oh, well that's too innapropriate, but it'd still be a good message. Maybe they'll hold hands and traumatise them! God, no..Joanne..that's even worse! That'll leave mental scarring on even the readers!

#parody #satirical #satire #btw carca is a play on caca whoch is shit in Spanish #i do not support jkr #jk rowling #anti jk rowling #anti jkr #fuck jkr #tw jkr #jkr is trash #screw jkr #i hate jkr #tw jk rowling #jk rowling is trash #fuck homophobia #fuck transphobes #disney strange world

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Thank you for 104 followers! <3

It seems people really love me!

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