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#my jaaaaaam #rene is hoodie allen doe #its official #tunes

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Holy shit. Jere's gay? Oh. Wow.

Uh, I'm sorry to hear he dumped you... This is a bit weird now. I can't really, uh... so... yeah. Where is Jere, anyway?

Jeremy dumped me, because he is gay.  Now do you feel me, boy?

#c:ll

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Holy shit, haha. You mean you don't know what happened at the party? I didn't see much but, from what I saw it was pretty... intimate. 

In other words, 'ya kinda did... kinda. I mean, y'all weren't going all the way but, hahah, oh god. How do you not remember, kid?

Wai- wait what? What do you mean “shit was going down” I don’t remember anything from that night..

I swear if I fucked him and don’t remember I will die… but Yea I will ask him..

#c:jd #bahahah #omg #u finally kno now

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Jeremy... into me? Haha, nice one. You sure I didn't already give you drugs? Cause, girl, you're going crazy. I thought you two were dating....?

I feel you I just… You know Jeremy is into you right, I couldn’t do that to him

#c:ll #renes lost #hes in his car too much #out of the loop lol

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Alright, let me explain. You said you want something to do so, we can y'know.. and I'll give you some free drugs. Do you need me to further explain or...? You feel me now, girl?

No, I actually don’t

#c:ll

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Alright then, cool dude. If you ever change your mind, you know where to find me.

Ah, thanks but no thanks.

#c:ds

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I'm sure you can work something out, baby. Y'know what I mean...?

I don’t have any money… but I don’t know what I want at this point.

#c:ll

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Oh, you're bored.. want some drugs then? I'll give you a deal since you're so desperate for something to do.

Anyone wanna hang out? Absolutely bored out of my mind.

#c:ds

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Anything I can do to help out a fellow Holdener? I've got some nice ass drugs, girl.

Today was interesting, I need to get my mind off of things, someone want to help me?

#c:ll

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Yeah, I think I know how much you want him, dude. I saw you guys at Kaloni's party. Shit was going down, haha. 

Yeah, they can be scary, sometimes. And, you should probably ask him for yourself man. I ain't no pony express.

Wai-wai-wait, landon? I want him sooo baaaddd man. Honestly I want to date him so. bad. He’s so cute and and and fuck vaginas man, they scare me.

Can-can You see if he likes me? Like yo yo I like you too but I want him to be my firssst D. 

#c:jd

[the-rene-blog1]

i'm dYIONG

WELL I'M SORRY IF I'M TROLLY 

AHAHAH 

i rly did just want to pass him the gin doe 

#ooc #omg

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Nah, man. I'm not in the closet. I like girls, y'know, the vagina and all that. a side of dick wuld be nice doe

Sure, sure, Jere. I'm very honoured that I'm the only guy allowed to touch your dick. Landon, doe? *passes gin fgt*

Oh c`mon yo-you want dis dick. in closet tfggie.

Just kidding… not really, you can have this dick anytime, you`re the on-on-only guy i`d let touch m-,m-my dick.

now pass the gin fagg

#c:jd #pls double as ryan eggold doe #we can fuk cuz 90210 homies #or seth rogen pls

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Nah, man, I'm not a fag, haha. I was being sarcastic, buddy. Lay off dat vodka sometimes. No butt fuck buddies needed around here, yo.

Haha, of course, she dunno what she's missing. 

Wait.. you’rea fag? I mean you’re gay? Fuck dude that’s pretty cool. Or you were being sarcastic and I didnt realize it because i’m drunk as fuck. 

If you need a butt fuck buddy, call me.

I mean what. but man I know how can she not want this dick, it’s a thick 7 inches   but fuck I need some more vodie kuh.

and kush. horniness is amazing doe…

#OMG #OKAY #IF U WANT BBY #THAT'D BE FCKIN HILARIOUS AHAHAHIGHDKJN #JUST CALL ME RENE CANNON #AAHAHAHAH #shh just let it happen

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Fuck, seriously? I feel bad for you, man. Hahah, nothing better than your girl 'wanting to wait', am I right? Fuck, you just needa stick it in there, Jere. How can she resist your dick, y'know? 

I always look hot doe. Yeah, I might be a fag but I'm the one with all the vodka, so shut yo' mouth. I may or may not be tipsy and horny myself.

You’re the fag, fag. I’m so fucking tipsy man and horrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrny but shhh… Lindsey wants to ‘waiit’ like bleeehhgg,

Bu-bu-but hay you’re looking hot though.  I MEAN PASS THE FUCKING VODKAAA

#omFG IFKR #I HATE HIM SO MUCH DOE #IM GLAD HE FLED #DAT LIL PUSSY #c:jd

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There's always a line of girls, how do you not see them?

I'm being awfully rude to someone who just got out of the hospital. Where are my manners? Oh, wait. I don't have any. 

I'm being discharged tomorrow morning.

Always so charming, Rene. 

I’m surprised there isn’t a line of girls chasing after you at all times.

#lol suck it #c:mt

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Haha, I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear you say that, dude. I kid, I'll go harder. I mean, what?

Go ahead man, my car's always open for you. Drinks are for fucking sure on you tonight, fag.

Ye boy hit my ass up baby… harder rene  i mean what sup boy, I’m gettin low on the goods i’m going to hit yo’ car up.

Yo drinks on me tonight? Get ready and lets go.

#c:jd #omg ikr #i ship em too bb

[the-rene-blog1]

Ah, no worries, man. I feel you. Ice cream makes me horny.

I'll hit yo' ass up den. 

We should, hit me up tonight or tomorrow but I can’t right now yo because I see an ice cream truck calling my name. 

Damn look at them dipped cones…. mmm SHIT HE’S DRIVING AWAY GOTTA GO.

#c:jd #BAHAHAAH