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For you and your internet friends! 💙

Feel free to send these to them but please do not repost

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I didn't know I needed this in my life.

ah ya horrordust family *shove it here*

#horrordust #Dusttale #Horrortale

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That's Big Mac.

Mac vs Mac

#punch out #arm wrestling #little mac #texas mac

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King K. Rool: Alright you little pipsqueak. Prepare to feel the wrath of-

*Little mac punches K.Rool in the face. Cutting off his sentence*

K. Rool: GAH! YOU GOD DAMN PUNK! YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FA-

*Little Mac punches him again, cutting off his sentence*

K. Rool: GAH! YOU DID IT AGAIN! YO-

*another interrupting punch*

K .Rool: STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW-

*another punch*

K. Rool. in thoughts: Guuh what did ganondorf tell us to do in this situation..

Ganondorf: Remember peons, when in a situation where you’re getting repeatedly punched in the face, it’s important to do-

*Mac punches again. Cutting off his flashback*

K. Rool: OW OW HE CUT OFF THE BOSS!!

Little Mac: Sooooo… are you gonna dodge any of these punches or….

K. Rool: Ohhhh that’s what Ganondorf sai-

*Punch*

K.Rool: GRAAAAHH! RIDLEY, SUPPORT!

Ridley, clearly lying through his teeth: Well you have a very nice cape you look thinner than usual and your crown brings out a lovely shade of red in your eyes.

K. Rool: I MEANT STAB HIM WITH YOUR TAIL YOU DAFT BASTARD!…But thanks for that y'know it really cheered me u-

*punch.*

K.Rool: OH GOD I THINK HE BROKE SOMETHING THAT TIME!

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Hell yes

Subspace Emissary sequel pls

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Oh...OH

Hey guys uhhh good chance the diamonds used literal torture to reprimand Pink Diamond.

We saw at the end of the episode that Yellow Diamond stuck Stevonnie in a pitch black cell to “think about what they’ve done”.

This immediately sent alarm bells ringing for me because I remembered an obscure hint from a year ago:

(Go to 1:00:30)

It’s brought up that gems don’t need food to live, because they get their energy from light instead. Alex Hirsch asks what would happen if a gem was placed in a dark room for a long amount of time.

Rebecca: I can’t answer that.

There’s a good chance this is the gem equivalent to starvation. And the Diamonds used it to reprimand Pink. That is torture.

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Fuck yeah it does

Unpopular opinion

Pokémon conquest is one of the best games in the Pokémon series and it really needs a reboot

#Pokemon Conquest

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Yeah fuck you Tumblr.

Dear Tumblr,

You royally suck. Thanks for fucking up the one place that I could express myself freely. You douche … . .

Reblog if you agree

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Marks and Rec: Misc #1505

(AO3 getting increasingly uncomfortable in the background. :p )

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Current mood.

#tumblr #tumblr purge #modeseven

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COUNTDOWN TO JUDGEMENT DAY

“Last one out, get the lights”

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Well, Goodbye Tumblr.

I won't miss you.

I'll miss the people on here, and how all us gross folk could gather in one place and follow our favorite artists and share our gross folk thoughts.

But I happen to use the app, and lemme just say it it the most horrid glitchy crash-tactic unusable mess of an app I have ever had the displeasure of clearing space in my iPad for.

So anyway way to make an obvious, easily avoidable, bad decision that benefits no one.

Kick Jimmy in the sack for me. Go Eagles.

(Oh and I'm not leaving Tumblr. I'm just saying it's dying.)

#Tumblr #tumblr purge #mad kudos to anyone who got that family guy reference

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omfg Alex

Bonus:

i bet Tumblr is gonna flag this

#alex hirsch #tumblr

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Oh, cats. Never change.

(Source)

#cats #cats within containers

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Wow.

when you’re a romantic pianist but also a gamer

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that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.