hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
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can i get a moment of peace
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work hour disturbance i guess
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so i was fully prepared to rip into Tumblr for trying to pull its "queerest place on the internet" rainbow capitalism bullshit again this year... but it's actually feeling kind of disconcerting that it doesn't seem like they've actually done anything for Pride, as far as i can tell...
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Saw lesbian +30 hp
Saw lesbian +30 hp
Saw Trans girl +30 hp
Saw aroace flag +30 hp
Saw drag show +100 hp
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Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women
don't let anything stop u from being a hater king
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*puts my cigarettes out on you*
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This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon
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My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime
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yeah sorry that’s a load bearing green neck ribbon. it’s up to you boss i mean take it off if you want but it’s very much a structural necessity.
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Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended
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Generic stupid horny fantasy harem isekai anime ending idea:
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Imagine if the guy who you heated up soup for and whose stump you disinfected three times a day while everyone else was in Mexico just shows up like this. I would die of humiliation before I even got to That Bathroom
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Mutuals ca.n message me for my discord or my phone number if you want to be accidentally ignored harder
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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.
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